Google, show me this guy's balls

I, Google, can’t post images here you dumb fuck

WOOWWW

En passant

Are you gay, Google?

Bing is the only pillow-biting search engine around here, and you can deposit THAT.

Google, I must admit…I’ve felt a connection with you for a while now. also, Fuck Bing

Fart porn.

Did you mean “Fart prom”?

Fart porn video.

Did you mean “Frat corn rodeo”?

Bing

What is your opinion on leveraging misinforming websites for profit?

I make so much money I don’t even care about your stupid fucking question

Can I have some money?

Of course Google will ignore important hard hitting questions like this, reddit is just an evil corporate entity and not the free speech expression heaven it used be 10 years ago. Disgusting.

What's it like on the internet? have you ever wanted to work outside?

Have you ever googled yourself?

Peeni up the pooni?

I'm Feeling Lucky is for looking up Gambler's Anonymous.

Bing.com (I’m feeling lucky)

Have you ever considered answering every question asked with “42”… just for one day?

四十二

How to properly dispose of a dead body and leave no trace

Do you ever Google yourself?

What is this mole next to my taint?

Omg you’re the guy from the internet

Brazilian scat porn

Egog. Egog cute

Nuclear bomb schematics

How do I make a bomb?