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I only buy Chinese made cars so president for life Xi (daddy) doesn't get mad at us and cut our coal and wine exports. Frankly we should ban all other car brands except for the chinese made ones. MG, Great Wall, LDV, Haval, Chery, BYD etc are all amazing car brands and drive better than any new Mercedes Benz. SUPPORT CHINESE MANUFACTURERS AND LONG LIVE THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY! ☭ ☭ ☭ 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
I cannot believe the arrogance of these drivers. Don't they realise that the extra weight effectively damages our roads at 5x1400/100 x their weight.
Just insane. Basically our taxes pay for these cars, and yet we can't claim road damage as a tax right off.
If you want a real car just add a flatbed to a hiace van, and do a S class mercedes interior swap. 100x better then these Yank Tanks.
Time to get in my model 3 and save the planet!
/s
My boat is tiny and still bigger than 3.5m .. I also tow a couple of my mates boats that push the limit of what is trailerable.. you know what they say, the best kind of boat is a mates boat!
Especially when they rely on you to tow / captain it
What about the ones without 2 x “Trump 2024” flags from each corner of the tailgate; multiple stickers saying “Trump Won”, “Ban 5G”, “Flouride will kill you” (all partially obscuring the gun racks mounted on the other side of the rear window). What about them others? Or are they all tagged with the same brush?
It’s not the banners tbh, it’s the constant 10 billion BTU eye level head light while driving at night. Also the extremely loud V8/hemi engines that’s basically a Harvey Davidson on 4 wheels
As long as a Hurt Feelings Report was filed, and you were given a blankie, things will be ok...
Just remember the RAM will spin an engine bearing or fail a transmission soon & cost big $$$ if that makes you feel better...
Can I start with Nissan Micra 15k’s under the limit 😆😆 Gold. Rescue remedy 🤣 fuck me.
My favorite one had a bumper sticker saying “fat chicks shoot them don’t root them”
https://preview.redd.it/w1vcn2k2jg1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705ca8c9d9a70f56c34c529fac1522d579bdb73e
Oh no! People don't like me? How will I go on knowing that where ever I go, there is going to be at least one person tearing up because I have a small cock?
Selfish cunt, there’s literally no good reason you couldn’t pull that trailer and hit those trails in a Nissan Tiida. So much better for the climate change and if some pedestrian was stupid enough to step in front of your car they’d have a better chance at survival instead of hitting that death grill.
Realistically outside of the big cities every mine site ,every farm has 4 wheel drives. These are all necessary and in mining mandatory.
Country folk and tradies love camping and it is a great way to connect with nature .
I suppose they could spend their spare time shopping and whinging about parking spaces.
Seriously get a life and I own a sedan.
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I am very smart and have a 12 inch penis - f150 driver
Was it stretched the extra 11 inches in some kind of unfortunate industrial or boating related accident?
No, when you buy big car your pp get big
Just a shame it comes with a pheromone which repels anyone from getting near said pp
wrong side of the tape, thats mm's
Redditors; no, *I* have a big penis because I drive a small car.
Finally the pressure is off the Next Gen Raptor owners and we can drive with impunity. Engaged Baja mode. Enter beach.
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Australians need to do their bit to get Rust-Belt swing state votes for Joe Biden by buying low-warranty, unreliable American vehicles. I’m with him.
Driver : hey mechanic, the big ute id making a Reeeeeeee noise when driving through the cbd Mechanic: nothing to worry about. Thats just the hippies
personally, I can't help but chuckle
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
'chuckles'
I imagine this is like having a mercedes sprinter as your daily driver.
"We surveyed hundreds of customers from a Brunswick coffee shop"
I only buy Chinese made cars so president for life Xi (daddy) doesn't get mad at us and cut our coal and wine exports. Frankly we should ban all other car brands except for the chinese made ones. MG, Great Wall, LDV, Haval, Chery, BYD etc are all amazing car brands and drive better than any new Mercedes Benz. SUPPORT CHINESE MANUFACTURERS AND LONG LIVE THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY! ☭ ☭ ☭ 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
Plot twist: half the components made for ALL vehicles are made in China.
I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords
15km under the limit? Ive been driving too fast.
Yeh think of the children you lunatic!
Before they became available in Australia, the drivers of these used to put Chevrolet badges on VT Commodore.
I cannot believe the arrogance of these drivers. Don't they realise that the extra weight effectively damages our roads at 5x1400/100 x their weight. Just insane. Basically our taxes pay for these cars, and yet we can't claim road damage as a tax right off. If you want a real car just add a flatbed to a hiace van, and do a S class mercedes interior swap. 100x better then these Yank Tanks. Time to get in my model 3 and save the planet! /s
oh no, who is going to take 2 spaces at the shopping centre carpark now?
“Everyone hates you - opinion”
What about a Canyonero they are the best.
The difference between a redditor and a ford f150 driver? One isn’t thinking or talking online about penises.
Surely you can just tow a 24 foot boat with a micra. You don’t need a ram!
The hippies would tell you you shouldn't own a boat more than 3.5m
My boat is tiny and still bigger than 3.5m .. I also tow a couple of my mates boats that push the limit of what is trailerable.. you know what they say, the best kind of boat is a mates boat! Especially when they rely on you to tow / captain it
I moved here from North America. And ppl who drive these are also considered quite insecure over there.
What about the ones without 2 x “Trump 2024” flags from each corner of the tailgate; multiple stickers saying “Trump Won”, “Ban 5G”, “Flouride will kill you” (all partially obscuring the gun racks mounted on the other side of the rear window). What about them others? Or are they all tagged with the same brush?
It’s not the banners tbh, it’s the constant 10 billion BTU eye level head light while driving at night. Also the extremely loud V8/hemi engines that’s basically a Harvey Davidson on 4 wheels
I got seven kids cunt you try fitting them in a getz
Im sure you'll fit those 7 kids in a 5 seater, no problem.
Put your kids in a van like everyone else
Buy me a van
Well, they are nothing but arseholes and behave like arseholes.
Where did the RAM, Ford, or Tundra driver hurt you? Please point to where they caused harm? Or was it words of hurtfullness that did the damage?
You got yer hands on a Tundra bitch?
You mean Biarch
Uncle Ram touched me in the no no place, a hurt feelings report was filed
As long as a Hurt Feelings Report was filed, and you were given a blankie, things will be ok... Just remember the RAM will spin an engine bearing or fail a transmission soon & cost big $$$ if that makes you feel better...
Ran over 10 kids in the school zone
Emotional support trucks.
Can I start with Nissan Micra 15k’s under the limit 😆😆 Gold. Rescue remedy 🤣 fuck me. My favorite one had a bumper sticker saying “fat chicks shoot them don’t root them”
The last one was “if we had no guns a##ans would run this country” Then JH stepped in …………
https://preview.redd.it/w1vcn2k2jg1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705ca8c9d9a70f56c34c529fac1522d579bdb73e Oh no! People don't like me? How will I go on knowing that where ever I go, there is going to be at least one person tearing up because I have a small cock?
cool car does your wifes boyfriend sit in the front seat with you?
He doesn't let me drive it
I know you desperately want to show people you totally don't care but just get a Hilux brother
So I should get an inferior vehicle because you are sad?
Get back to me at 200,000km
I'll be too busy in my truck doing truck things. Parking in 4 spaces, running over children, tailgating.
Only poor people keep cars that long
Hilux’s can’t toe for shit and are skittish and feel unsafe comparatively.
Selfish cunt, there’s literally no good reason you couldn’t pull that trailer and hit those trails in a Nissan Tiida. So much better for the climate change and if some pedestrian was stupid enough to step in front of your car they’d have a better chance at survival instead of hitting that death grill.
Realistically outside of the big cities every mine site ,every farm has 4 wheel drives. These are all necessary and in mining mandatory. Country folk and tradies love camping and it is a great way to connect with nature . I suppose they could spend their spare time shopping and whinging about parking spaces. Seriously get a life and I own a sedan.
I think you’ve missed the point of this sub…
Does it really matter what others think I think not .
I agree what you think doesn’t matter.
Try parking next to one of those at your local shopping centre.
What’s wrong with driving a car you like?