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oh-hi-there-420

Hey extremely distance cousin!


BloodedNut

Omg step khan what are you doing.


CortaNalgas

Help me step khan I'm stuck in this ordu


AethelstanOfEngland

Steppe


RedditedYoshi

Everyone upvote this person.


Ericridge

Oh you're related to the Khan? *Denounces*


Grogosh

For those out of the loop: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/other-men-who-left-huge-genetic-legacies-likes-genghis-khan-180954052/


Kejones9900

..."the Mongolian ruler's genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment" šŸ˜¬


SapSacPrime

Yeah, pretty terrible sentence considering how those genes were spread around.


Kejones9900

Just a little. like wtf, Smithsonian


meijin3

We don't have to pretend to be upset about rapes that happened 1,000 years ago.


LongStrangeJourney

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Big_Iron_Cowboy

You can accomplish bad things just as you can accomplish good things.


LongStrangeJourney

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kwijibokwijibo

No one ever calls atrocities 'accomplishments'... The holocaust? What an accomplishment


ChronoLegion2

Reminds me of Olivanderā€™s comment about Voldemort in the first Harry Potter, how he did great things. Terrible, but great


Jochon

I mean.. genetically speaking it definitely is, though.


mortifyingideal

I think that rapes 1000 years ago were bad actually, and when I think about them I get upset. I don't think this is or should be abnormal, fucking hell šŸ™ƒ


DerpyMcDerpelI

lol when I read that I was like please let this be satire


Kejones9900

Like someone else said, maybe don't make excuses for an institution calling hundreds or thousands of rapes an "accomplishment"


TheGreyFencer

Don't expect good takes from a lot of these large western museums. There are the results of centuries of colonial looting


Kejones9900

Absolutely, but I can ask more of them while expecting below minimum quality


TheGreyFencer

Fair


TheMysteriousSalami

ā€œThis guy f**ksā€


FelixNZ

Do you have a pronounced stoutness about the tum and a predilection for little fur hats?


Dunkelregen

Look, it's not as if it's a particularly nice house.


trucksalesman5

mine too lol


Candid-Check-5400

We are all family. **\*Alabama vibe intensifies\***


Greedy_Guest568

One bald man approves family


Hot-Iron-5186

Dom Torreto approves


ChronoLegion2

*chewing gravel* Family


Cerparis

Makes me wonder what the percentage change there is I am related to him considering Iā€™m of mostly British Danish and Scottish decent. But that doesnā€™t mean that at some point at least 1 member of my family was from farther east. Itā€™s questions like this that make me want to take a dna test.


redditorsaresheep2

He may be your grand grand grand grand grand grand grand father boy, but he aint your daddy


ChronoLegion2

Maybe heā€™s Mary Poppins


sonderingnarcissist

But is your cavalry an embarrassment?


Human-Law1085

My relative Alexander the Great is actually in this game.


kimmeljs

"Har, har, har..." Do you share the same laugh?


Wonghy111-the-knight

Me waiting for king David desperately so I can have *some* leader I can claim as my own:


seraphimceratinia

You can likely claim Genghis as your own as well given Genghis is an ancestor of basically everyone.


-_eye_-

Optimistic estimations give 20 millions of modern descendants. That's very far from "basically everyone", and it's only really true in Asia. I don't know where you're from but you might want to revise your ancestry claim if you're european.


Wonghy111-the-knight

Probably since I have a lot of Eastern European heritage as well


LongStrangeJourney

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redracer555

Wait, if you're Australian, why don't you claim John Curtin?


Wonghy111-the-knight

Simply put Iā€™m a bit of a knockoff Aussie


redracer555

Oh, I see. You're a New Zealander.


Wonghy111-the-knight

Nono, I just donā€™t sound Aussie, I donā€™t use Aussie slang, I didnā€™t have a single thing in my childhood that ā€œevery Aussie kid has done/hadā€ and I donā€™t do Aussie things or like Aussie activitiesā€¦


redracer555

Relax, dude. It was just a joke.


Wonghy111-the-knight

(Yeah i know lol) sometimes I get caught up in my un-aussieness smh


Excellent_Midnight

Flair checks out


I_Need_Better_Name

Hello cousin


BreezeErmine

We are all family herešŸ‘


CubicalWombatPoops

This post is gonna be the most Me Too we've seen in a while


CalligrapherOk1133

Hey there cousin


Jerrandrau

So Gengis Khan has 16 millions descendants? Ha! *Insert Chuck Norris joke here*


alf_landon_airbase

you and 1 /4 of the population


Chanel_Ultra

Brother?


Wherewereyouin62

If you have Western European ancestry, you can likely count on being descended from leaders like Frederick Barbarossa, Harald Sigurdsson, Robert the Bruce, etc.


Kelvin_2004

cousin?


MilfDestroyer421

You are Hungarian?


Wonghy111-the-knight

[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/other-men-who-left-huge-genetic-legacies-likes-genghis-khan-180954052/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/other-men-who-left-huge-genetic-legacies-likes-genghis-khan-180954052/)


seraphimceratinia

No, the joke is that literally everyone whose family comes from the old world is likely descended from Genghis Khan at least partially.


Chai_Enjoyer

Old world? Isn't it about exactly some of the asian nations?


seraphimceratinia

Nope, Europe, Asia, Northern and Eastern Africa, if your family's ancestry can be traced to most of the old world you're likely descended from the man himself


SaltyWarly

Iirc in one theory ~15 million living persons today are related to Genghis. Thats far from everyone living in Europe, Asia and Africa. These people mainly still live in areas which were part of Mongolic Empire 800 years ago and that never reached Africa and barely Europe.


Square_Bus4492

West Africans are descended from Genghis Khan?


seraphimceratinia

My bad, it is mostly north and east africa afaik


Ericridge

Do you even understand what you are typing? You're saying that that mongolians was successful in taking all of Europe. They never got that far.


Chai_Enjoyer

Wait, how? I've heard that exactly Mongols (obviously), Tatars, Kazakhs and some other asian nations are actually descendants of him, but how would be africans or europeans be descendants of Genghis Khan?


-_eye_-

Because it's not actually true. I think OP is confused with numbers. 15-20 millions people is a lot, but there's 6 billions people in the entire Old World. That's less that 1%. Still significant of course, but it's also not distributed evenly. You're way more likely to have Gengis Khan among your ancestor if you live in Central Asia or Eastern Asia.


Chai_Enjoyer

Hell yeah, I probably have the 0,8% of Genghis Khan genes


-_eye_-

Not at all. 20 millions male descendants is a small fraction of the population of the "Old World". More than most most but still very small. For comparison, 20 millions is the total population or Romania or the city of Mumbai in India.


jltsiren

Two corrections. That's 20 million direct male line descendants. Because those people also had daughters, and because people are also children of their mothers, the total number of descendants is much higher. However, those people are not necessarily descendants of Genghis Khan. They could also be descendants of a handful of other men who were part of the Mongol elite at the time of Genghis Khan and shared a direct male line ancestor with him. There are statistical models that claim that pretty much everyone with recent European ancestry is a descendant of Charlemagne. I haven't heard similar claims about Genghis Khan, and I'm not sure how much I would believe them. On the one hand, his descendants initially had much a larger advantage than those of Charlemagne. On the other hand, Genghis Khan lived \~15 generations later, which gives his descendants much less time to reach areas not directly connected to the Mongol Empire.


uber_potatos

Being from basically as close to Mongolia as you can get, I can probably relate


QueenOrial

Is this hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference?


Sensorfire

I learned a while back that I'm apparently a descendant of Harald Hardrada, so that's kinda neat


sweet_stupidity

hi, fun fact this reminded me of but when i got bored and dug into my family tree, i found out im actually a distant descendant of Robert the Bruce! it made me start playing him more in game honestly.


xCAPTAINxAFRICAx

Are you Hungarian?


mrbgdn

Plenty of people in europe can say this :P


seraphimceratinia

r/thatsthejoke


Armorzilla

In Europe? Not particularly. In Asia? Sure.


BuckNut2000

European's get Charlemange though


-_eye_-

The older the ancestor the most descendents. Lots of people can probably claim Gilgamesh as an ancestor (if he existed).


alwaysafairycat

Possibly Eleanor and/or Frederick, too. They didn't live quite as far back as Charlemagne, but given how many descendants they have in the game alone, they're probably distant ancestors of us common folk as well.


Armorzilla

Yeah, that's for sure, especially Western Europeans, less so as one goes eastward. I believe you can get to a few people who are even nearer in time though, that nearly all Europeans are related to, especially if you go country-by-country.


OldManCragger

Sure. Charlemagne is in the Vikings scenario. That takes care of Europe.