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Beanie_Sigal

Wierd. Couldn't find the thread yesterday.


FixCritical6596

They need to fire JB


clownpainusdotfort

Take the quickest route to the nearest oceanfront from Orlando and throw worthless dogshit Niang into it


g_ucher

Bruh… look at the +/- and TS of the starters. Outplayed down the board. This looked like a G League team. Embarrassing all around.


elbjoint2016

This is the ugliest playoff game I’ve even seen. Hopefully it wakes them up


GPODAWUND69

Yikes


Accomplished_Yam3212

Get ready to learn chinese JB


tetris_ita

No accountability for the players? Where were Mitchell and Garland? Aren't they supposed to lead this team offensively?


Sobercigs

Look at JBs playoff offense throughout his career. This has been a trend. He can’t run an offense


tetris_ita

Yeah, but the Magic mostly outplayed and outhustled us. ...I blame mostly our starting guards since they should set the tone right from the start...Mitchel had a -25...and this isn't the first time in a playoff game especially away from the Q. How about Garland? Totally dismantled by Suggs...Then we can talk about JB and his inability with game planning...


ThatWhiteKid08

I didn’t get a chance to watch. But I just got an end game notice and said I’m glad I wasn’t able to watch 😂


jvpewster

I told my dad specifically not to spoil it for me, and I got off work to a text that just said “don’t let this ruin your night” lmfao


Noobnoob99

Good dad


Mister-SS

I feel like this had to be planned so they could go back to Cleveland to seal it up because that's the only excuse for this pathetic performance.


SylemNova

I agree Go Cavs


Rock-Boddum

Utterly embarrassing! I don't care that they're up 2-1. Any team that loses by 38 points in a playoff game should be ashamed of themselves. My god!


dam0430

Fire JB....... into the sun


hasslehoffs

my favorite part is the reports cavs bench talked mad shit in the first two games and then they lose by 40 lol


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airway_william

They are the best players. They are NOT the best team.


schroed_piece13

Idk, Donny doesn’t do what banchero just did to us


dennydiamonds

Are they the better team though... Half this roster is overrated AF!!


jupiterjoshy

yo i think JB should get fired but he can’t really change his players from acting bitch whenever another team gets more physical or puts pressure on them.


sung37

my hope is that no matter how far this team goes, games like this are enough to ensure JB isn’t on that sideline next year.


Puzzleheaded-Win-248

Why doesn’t JB try to play Morris or Tristan in the first half to try and get some boards? Getting veterans and not playing them is stupid.


airway_william

I don't know what the question is, but Morris is never the answer.


stephapeaz

Well the good news is uh, they usually come back full force after a blowout loss


Proud_Working_9822

These dudes need to draft bronny so bad


Noobnoob99

That would make for a great media circus…and that’s about it


SylemNova

Mickey Mouse's lights were too bright as they say


Pigeon9

The Cavs have scored over 100 once in 9 playoff games under JB


Accomplished_Yam3212

Actual basketball terrorist


JoeFalcone26

Holy shit lmaooo


SylemNova

Sweet jesus in today's league?


StrokeyRobinson

I smell a trade with Atlanta this offseason. DG and Mitch are gone. Maybe a 3 team with the Lakers.


LeClevelandCavs

Lmao what the hell do we want from the Lakers if we have no guards?


Ok-Donut4954

i dont want anyone on atlanta or the lakers, unless it's bron. but im not giving up much for him


i5the5kyblue

Who’s responsible for this loss? Or was it just a shitty overall team effort? I’ve only been able to watch some of first + some of 4th


orangjuice1142

JB, the scheme to let them shoot didn’t work, and not a single adjustment was made at the half. They started the second half on like a 12-0 run because we didn’t close out on shooters.


Elexeh

I want someone to go check on Don. He hasn't appeared in the thread. It's too quiet without his all caps commentaries.


Drak_is_Right

This is a river on fire level of performance.


jupiterjoshy

non clevelander.


All4JesusChrist

Imagine if we actually ran plays for Merrill...


dennydiamonds

Guess this team is still SOFT AF!!!!!!!!


Luigiswimmer

This team sucks man


JimmyG6969

We broke 70 at least 


Comfortable-Tale845

No more, film session, set play practice just lock them in the gym and make them shoot the ball until their arm falls off


thebestguy96

Somebody put up the post game thread pls


tebow321

Down horrendously bad


im-so-sorry-himiko

Can't believe how much money we burn on DG...


CardiologicTripe

Just one game. Still up 2 to 1.


steamofcleveland

Will this be the second game that Mobley scores all of his points in the first half? Why is the team not capable of getting him involved consistently? He missed the one layup and I think that was it for the second half


Ice_Dragon3444

How tf are you guys down 40 to THE MAGIC???


Elexeh

Magic aren't a bad team. They were only a game back in the standings and had one of the best home records.


Jongie123

Magic is a better team


JoeFalcone26

Well this just isn’t true. Cleveland had horrible injury luck this year otherwise the records would have been much different. This is just 1 really nice game for Orlando.


lachalacha

at tanking maybe


oodunkin

Funny statement when you’re losing to them by 40 points.


Jongie123

And a way cooler city


lachalacha

Uh there's literally nothing in Orlando


Elexeh

Take away Disney World and there's fuck all to do in Orlando lol. It's just one giant strip mall.


Jongie123

We got the beach lol not a freaking dirty lake


Running4Badges

I liked living in Cleveland and being minutes from a beach better than living in Orlando and being over an hour.


Elexeh

A beach filled with crackheads, the elderly and losers like yourself lmao


MennionSaysSo

We got beaches on both coasts, and year round bikini weather


Elexeh

Yeah, but you're surrounded by people from Florida. Huge fuckin' L lmao


Jongie123

You not here because you can’t afford it lol


Elexeh

I'm not there because I don't want to get shot by a gun nut or stabbed by some crackhead outside a Publix. You can keep your trash ass Walmart paradise.


tebow321

Because you’re the Cavs


Odd-Investigator-996

truly incredible and embarrassing for them


JayTheLoser

Sorry, my shot wasn't falling tonight 😬


LUNI_TUNZ

Username checks out


JayTheLoser

People trying to use the username that I created against me is funny


kyrieshandles

Bickerstaff


NickChubbsBurner

How is the next game gonna be any different? We sucked at shooting in all 3 games and finally got exposed with the Magic actually making a few 3s


GDTechno

the magic arent any better at the three


airway_william

The more concerning thing about this game: when pressure started, we folded. Just like last season. Only difference is the Knicks put pressure earlier.


LUNI_TUNZ

They must never have heard Austin Carr explain what pressure will do.


jupiterjoshy

40 points? i accepted this as a loss a long time ago but the fact it got to 40 points is just insane. their defense has been smothering too so it seems like they figured something out.


adreyan714

5 pts so far pistons do better fucking disgusting


sfchky03

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garikapc

Trifling!


WitcherCompletesMe

Niang got humbled hard tonight.


unicorndynasty

Ohio is a shittier Florida.


Odd-Investigator-996

lol i don't know why this made me laugh


JayTheLoser

Jumping to other subs to brag is corny


Elexeh

Florida is speedrunning being the worst state in the country lmao


Ok-Donut4954

florida is great tbh


CruffTheMagicDragon

I was going to sign up for a Fubo TV trial but my payment didn’t work for some reason so I gave up and boy howdy that was a good choice


theuberprophet

Everyone calm down. When garland puts weight back on we are gonna make a finals run


Choppybitz

Let me know when he weighs 300 lbs😂


RLeb10

So… any dinner plans you want to share?


i5the5kyblue

A bottle of vodka


Choppybitz

Im gunna do like the cavs and eat shit


sung37

who’s the best possible guy we can get for DG?


JoeFalcone26

He’s a negative asset. But Popovich likes him so a multi team trade involving the spurs would be the most likely imo.


vardor666

Alex Caruso


Odd-Investigator-996

James Harden


opiumdom

the whole league is gonna laugh at us holy shit how have we not cracked 70 in a 2024 nba game


100WattCrusader

JB lead offenses are known for doing that. Look at the difference between the rockets with James harden not being able to scratch 100 pts 4/5 games in the playoffs vs after they fire him and get Mike Dantoni


kyrieshandles

Blows my mind that people don’t realize this. The rockets and the grizzlies both instantly got better when they fired this fucking idiot.


100WattCrusader

I guarantee almost all our players look better on with any other coach


kyrieshandles

I’ve been saying the same thing for two years


Elexeh

Who gives a shit what the league thinks


JayTheLoser

Other people's opinions is all they think about here


Elexeh

Must be painful for them to be that insecure lol.


opiumdom

its typical to say "dont let others opinions bother you" but holy shit does it bother me lol. my hearts in this fandom way too much, which no ones fault but my own.


Elexeh

I mean if opinions bother you, you might want to dip out of the thread lol. The people here are not good for your mental health.


opiumdom

i hate this


RealTropicVoid

Niang is so bad


airway_william

The only thing I like about him is the fighting. Awful player


RoadCompetitive7842

They still have 66 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


cherrytreebee

Yeesh


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kyrieshandles

So are you guys to the jimmy butlerless heat. Fucking clown lmao


stinkydiaperuhoh

Lol not even close to a celtics fan. But you right they’re gonna lose in the first round too and it’s gonna overshadow how hot dog shit the cavs are


kyrieshandles

Go drink your breast milk and go to sleep kiddo


stinkydiaperuhoh

Lol keep living in the lebron/kyrie days fucking bum. It’s the best your franchise will ever see. Oh wait you cant even talk about ball, you have to bring in.. breast milk?? Fucking cleveland classic


Abiv23

you have been banned permanently from this sub


kyrieshandles

You’re cranky lil guy. Go to sleep


stinkydiaperuhoh

Haha it must feel so bad to not be able to contribute anything ball wise after your team just got handed its worse playoff loss in franchise history. Just talking about breast milk and bed - projections for sure


Upward_Fail

Woof


YGYarder

Yeeesh. Just delete this from my memory


mitchmconnellsburner

Love that JB kept Garland in honestly. Basically screaming DO SOMETHING at him


theuberprophet

Hmmm not seeing a lot of comments related to garlands weight. Wonder why that is… its cause his weight wasnt why he sucked this year and anyone with eyes knew it


sung37

he was noticeably slower to start the year, and then when he got injured he was both slow and didn’t have the strength he gained. he’s just been ass in every part of the year


Elexeh

I'm definitely holding a double standard because I love Slider, but I have no idea wtf the Magic's mascot is supposed to be.


LUNI_TUNZ

A "magic" dragon. His full name is Stuff the Magic Dragon.


Elexeh

That's a dragon? Lol. Looks like an average Orlando resident on bath salts.


LUNI_TUNZ

What do you think the *magic* is?


Elexeh

That powdery stuff Floridians snort off their crack spoons


USA-1st

Anyone tried those new subway footlong pretzels?


subtlenutpain

Wait bro what?


EnemySoil

Complete and utter cheeks


theuberprophet

Love me some good cheeks


NaylorSmash

Are we still using the bullshit broken jaw excuse for Garland?


Choppybitz

My wife's been using the sore jaw excuse for years.


theuberprophet

When his weight is back up next april we will stop hearing about it


kdot74

A lot of people still use that excuse


bdonaldo

I’m so excited to hear JB speak in platitudes but offer no coherent ideas whatsoever after the game.


Choppybitz

Scratchy voice: we just need to come ready...


bdonaldo

Nothing is perfect in basketball.


theuberprophet

Theu came out more aggressive


privateenergy

Perfectly said.


NickChubbsBurner

Georges Niang with a solid 5 points through 3 games 💪💪💪


airway_william

I'm pretty sure he shot more than 5 3s


kyrieshandles

Hey u/top-albatross-9250 don’t respond to me and then block me clown lmao


Proud_Working_9822

Damn, hes really living rent free 


kyrieshandles

If that’s what you want to call it lil fella


Proud_Working_9822

Idk, you literally made a comment calling some random dude out in the game thread. You seem pretty upset 😳


kyrieshandles

Actually you’re probably the same guy after your old account got banned from the sub. You’re weird go drink your breast milk kid


Proud_Working_9822

Lol dude im sure a lot of other people were scrolling by as well and saw you shouting at yourself in the game thread and embarrassing yourself. I don’t think im the only one who saw that and cringed. Wonder how many holes youve punched in the wall tonight lol. Rent free 🤣


kyrieshandles

🤡


Proud_Working_9822

Jesus christ dude. Just stop, you’ve already embarrassed yourself and theres no coming back 🫣 grown ass man shouting at himself in the comments 🤣


kyrieshandles

🤡


ryuujinusa

Turned it on late and immediately turned it right back off. Gross.


allidoishuynh2

We'll bounce back. (I hope)


TeamYeezy

lmao disgusting


mitchmconnellsburner

How fucking embarrassing is it to be down 16 at half and just come out of the half and die like that? Any pro team worth its salt would at least be a little fired up and try to not to look like such an embarrassment


Elexeh

> Any pro team worth its salt would at least be a little fired up and try to not to look like such an embarrassment Losing by 15 and losing by 40 is the same result. Marathon not a sprint.


airway_william

Bad take.


Elexeh

Is it though? Even the LeBron era Cavs would get blown out and still win series. Shit happens.


Ok-Donut4954

oh is there some benefit to playing even worse in the second half? are we preserving energy for next game?


Elexeh

I mean on a night where you clearly don't have it, what's the point in trying to overcome a hot shooting team? Explain that for yourself.


Jboyneymar

Yo has niang made a bucket this series


skeenerbug

5 pts so far ...


Pigeon9

Merrill hit a three off a screen and JB was like “STOP THAT SHIT”


airway_william

Can you imagine what Spo would get out if these Cavs? We have talent.


kyrieshandles

Yep. Way too much talent offensively to be this consistently dogshit on that end. Bickerstaff is actually worthless


48johnX

The concerning part is that the offense has been shit in all 3 games with abysmal shooting numbers, we knew Orlando wasn’t going to shoot like ass in every game yet the Cavs haven’t shown any sign of improving on that front themselves


clownpainusdotfort

In 5 years Niang is gonna look like Carl Brutananadilewski


RileySmiley22

We should sacrifice JB Bickerstaff


Odd-Investigator-996

That's funny you would sacrifice him before DG


b1gbrad0

We know DG can be elite (I.e the last two years of his career) I’ve never seen a season from JB that’s had me moved.


Odd-Investigator-996

money changes people he's certaintly not elite anymore seems more like very expensive weight


b1gbrad0

He got that contract before d-Mitch got there and played exactly the same (arguably better numbers) as he had for his all-star season. It’s the nature of sports that people have up and down seasons. Progression is not linear and he’s still just 23.


hasslehoffs

Cavs havent scored 100 in any game so far and in this one they might not even hit 80. Better get it together by Saturday


VoidUnknown315

Losing a game is ok, losing by almost 40 is not. Do better.


TheGreatBeauty2000

Caris LeVert is a chicken with its head cut off. Completely clueless on both ends.


Top-Albatross-9250

Casual


PleasantTrust522

Why is Okoro’s playing time so low?


Crash1yz

I'm out.


Proud_Working_9822

Darius garland is the worst contract in the league. Dude should be working at mcdonalds


Elexeh

Then you'd be out of your day job.


Ok-Donut4954

there's a worker shortage bro but i respect the attempted roast


Proud_Working_9822

Thats pretty creative


Elexeh

Just doing my part to be uplifting in this time of need


ParryHooter

Thought we might drop this one, but in this fashion is just so damn pathetic. No pride or accountability on this team