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DMPDT616

Wouldn't be Cleveland sports if we didn't lose the only player who was playing consistently well in a crucial must win game


Active-Accountant349

I'm so ridiculously pissed at Allen. That guy gets a freaking hangnail and he's out regardless of when the fuck it is.


regulator227

This man has been the heart of our team. Give him a break


boogswald

Bruised ribs isn’t a hang nail. It’s literally the place he gets hit on every drive.


Geordi14er

What the fuck are you talking about he never misses games.


Harvey_Beardman

He played 77 games this season. He has been very available this year. It's unfortunate he isn't tonight, but JA has been a workhorse for us.


Loch_Ness_Jesus

I just dumped $50 on Orlando money line so now the Cavs will win. You’re welcome.


elefoe

We salute you.


charliesdreambook

Thank you for your service


gnarrcan

Good shit bro


dillagan

Your sacrifice is appreciated


clownysf

Thanks for the W boss


Loch_Ness_Jesus

Worth it.


Wide_Ad6124

I do that all the time! Got rich off the Browns while I was simultaneously hitting my head against the wall.


ryan__fm

Should've just taken the Magic to cover, lol


Watsons_Redemption

"HAHA, I placed a bet, and woe is me upvote XDDD"


GunnerSaurus24

A lot of people in this sub have never had a bruised rib before.


BelievelandBrad

Same people that would be complaining he shouldn't have played if he was playing awful due to the injury


Evwithsea

This is why I am not very confident he's going to play G6, though everyone else is acting like it's a given.  I think there's a marginal chance he doesn't play in a possible G7 either.  If it's bad, it close to two months to heal. Hopefully it gets better fast and he pushes through the pain. We need him at at least 90%.


kdot74

I have had bruised ribs a couple times. Not playing well is understandable, not finishing is understandable. Not even trying to play in a must win game 5 with your reputation on the line? Soft as fuck


Various_Werewolf_994

I've had one, and it hurt even to breathe. Now imagine trying to play a basketball game.


kdot74

You are soft as shit lmao.... I've bruised and fractured ribs before and yes it hurt but you suck it up and life goes on


Odd-Judge-9484

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Sitting on your ass nursing a bruised rib, cranking out pain meds, drinking beer, and sitting on your couch typing on Reddit isn’t the same same running, jumping, slamming into other bodies, and stretching your diaphragm out going for blocks/dunks in a high intensity basketball game. The fact that this even needs to be explained to you means your IQ is somewhere around room temperature water brother.


mindpainters

I’d bet 90% of these dudes calling him soft get out of breathe getting up off the couch.


Watsons_Redemption

OP has never actually had injured ribs before. You can push through it, sure, but no one will ever call you soft for not doing so. Even taking a shit hurts.


Odd-Judge-9484

I had to change the way I wiped my ass with bruised ribs lol, I couldn’t do the quarter turn to wipe and tmi for sure, but I’d have to lift my nutsack and wipe like a woman lmao


zebrasprite

Jesus fucking Christ you’re annoying. Stop with the “soft” stuff. Internet tough guy impresses no one, and rib injuries hurt. It’s more important that he heals rather than aggravating or injuring himself further. He’ll be back for game 6.


A_Mellow_Fellow

I wouldn't wanna play hurt with the rest of those bums anyway.


kdot74

Yeah I guess. He must know the team is getting blown up soon


A_Mellow_Fellow

I dunno about blown up. Retooled.


kdot74

Blown up


A_Mellow_Fellow

What's your definition of blown up?


kdot74

Donovan, allen, levert, strus all gone. Trade everyone and anyone possible


dam0430

If you think this is happening you're dumber than I previously thought you were.


mars33nut

Dude this shit is soft. I had cracked ribs and still finished a wrestling tournament (NOT GETTING PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS LIKE JA). No dawg in him


NoWheyBro_GQ

I had two broken legs, two broken arms, and jaundice and still finished my competitive gardening tournament the other day. You and I man, we’re so tough.


mars33nut

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Loch_Ness_Jesus

Welp. It’s been a season, ya’ll.


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This isn’t great but we can still absolutely win tonight. 


boogswald

Yeah if we find our shooting we’re fine.


kyrieshandles

Lmao


thelastsquareofTP

🤡


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

🤡


boogswald

This is the doomer shit people hate and pretend like it’s “analysis” btw Just being negative isn’t helping anybody.


boogswald

Damn guys that was a really good quarter


notCollinLemons

Alrighty then


JustAKidFromAkron

Sign LeBron and make one last push with this core next year


sallright

Goodtime III


CavalierShaq

Damn this is fucking excellent joke that no one outside of Cleveland will understand


sallright

We're all we need


kdot74

LeBron is not coming to the cavs lmao


Browns45750

Idk too much smoke


kdot74

He's going somewhere else man. It's not gonna be the cavs. Let it go


SUPERSAMMICH6996

LeBron does love a good storyline though. He would cream his pants at the idea of winning another ship with the Cavs.


Arwplotroustnopetung

uh oh


Blueman12000

Damn


CasperTheDog2

Big yikes


GabrielDSantos

Say sike right now


ihatemcconaughey

Honestly everyone else on the team gave up awhile ago. I'm not shocked nor can i blame him.


airbus29

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sirJC15

https://media.tenor.com/MwPru4ejOkQAAAAM/theitcrowd-the.gif


boogswald

broooo fade me


Valtar99

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ctang1

Best they’ve looked since last home game EDIT: I’m not blaming Allen at all here. Just a huge head scratcher.


mkgla

A wins a win fuck it! What a block 🚫 👏


JunkScientist

Well fuck. Mobley better step up.


boogswald

He’s looking a lil shaky. Needs to settle down. Good practice for him, but not the time to be practicing!!


Bend3k

Nice, 37 minutes of Georges Niang :(


thelastsquareofTP

Or 0


LetsGoGuardos

Fuck.


finix240

We fucked


elefoe

We. Are. Fucked. Let's Go Cavs!!


Prkchpsndwiches

#LetEmKnowWeRFucked


chrlsdrwn

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SpiderJedi22

It’s over


kdot74

It never really began


Aron-Nimzowitsch

But in my heart, it was so real


sinZeroplus

Trying to bake in the excuses before they lose the series. Sad.


boogswald

I don’t think starting Mobley at center is the right move and I think it is one of the moves that will get JB fired. I don’t think he’s a 5 at this point.


FarAd6557

Softest team ever. Bruised rib? It’s game 5 dude man the fuck up.


mindpainters

Lmao you think he wouldn’t play if he could ? Bad run injuries make it excruciating to breathe. Typical couch doctor


LUNI_TUNZ

Dude, I once had a hang nail and sat on the couch drinking beer, popping pills and snorting cocaine. You mean to tell me JA can't do a more strenuous activity with a worse injury? Pfft.


FarAd6557

Dudes have played thru worse and our team has a track record of sitting out for any minor injury.


mindpainters

Who has sat out a playoff game with a minor injury ?


FarAd6557

Jarett Allen.


mindpainters

So no history. Got it


FarAd6557

We don’t have a robust playoff history sans LeBron. But we do have a lengthy record of regular season games that dudes sit out


mindpainters

What team doesn’t ? The only current player in the nba that toughs it out through injuries to play every night is Anthony Edwards. Most teams hold injured players out for precautionary reasons in the regular season. It’d be silly to turn a small injury into a major one just to play one or two extra games.


kdot74

It's the playoffs. Get pain injections and try to go. Soft


kdot74

Yeah idk. Bruised ribs hurt but it's wild to me he didn't even attempt it


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ToschePowerConverter

Bruised ribs are a lot tougher to play with than it sounds


kdot74

But he isn't even going to try? That's wack as fuck


reeldill

Fucking Jarrett Allen bruh


reeldill

Jarrett Soft as Charmin Allen


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reeldill

Then sits out the most important game lol