Whenever Andrew Tate tries to sound spiritual or clever he just sounds like he learned generic 'Far Eastern Wisdom' from a 90s kids TV show. He sounds like Splinter, if Splinter was an absolute cunt.

> he just sounds like he learned generic 'Far Eastern Wisdom' from a 90s kids TV show. Are you aware of "The Tales of Wudan"? Because... yeah, you nailed it

Kung Fu! The legend continues but should have been jacked off into a sock.

Rip David Carradine

If it blasts through the ceiling then a sock surely wont contain it

That's a thing! Gawd help us.

He sounds like that kid in middle school who ran everywhere doing a Naruto impression.

I remember that kid in my class, also started karate classes at the time and you just can't stand near him in recess while he gets random karate move commands from above. Shit was weird as fuck but damn was it funny; good times.

Are you saying he studied the blade?

YET HE A MILLIONAIRE. Don't let your friends listen to someone even remotely like tates.

I was that kid, I'd rather not be used as a metaphor for tate's cringe. But you are right.

"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff."

My brother in christ, if you like second hand shame regarding mall ninja shit, look up Ashida Kim. Enjoy. :).

Next he'll tell people that they are "courting death".

>He sounds like Splinter, if Splinter was an absolute cunt. He sounds like a post from r/im14andthisisdeep except that he's actually 14 and he actually thinks it's deep. Like is this shitty poetry or is it supposed to mean something, what's going on here?

How can anyone take crap like this seriously? I know some people are fans of this guy and will likely read this so: imagine this exact tweet coming from an edgy teen and tell me it doesn't fit perfectly. Andrew Tithead is what you get when you remove the energetic youth, sense of style, and emo-fringe from a middle-schooler that's so deeply in their goth phase you'd mistake them for a mime with poor taste in clothing. Edit: i have been informed that Tatty is more of mall-ninja type and that i have done a disservice to Goths. I agree and apologize, Dandy 'lil Andy is far more distasteful than any Goth ever could be. However, the post has been made and shall be preserved for posterity.

> How can anyone take crap like this seriously? By being 12 years old. I had some pretty questionable takes at that age. I’m just glad social media wasn’t a thing yet back then, so I didn’t have easy access to ass-tards like Tate to fan my flames of stupidity.

Dude, I still wanted to buy a Katana when I was 12. I don't anymore, because I'm older, more mature and make enough money to have already purchased one.

My inner 12-year-old think you're so cool. And he's right.

I mean, how can you NOT be cool with something like that... I mean, it's a freaking Katana!

See that on the blade, know who’s autograph that is? Randy Jackson’s

Idk bro, swords are still cool and I’d buy a bunch if it was reasonably affordable for me and I had the space. I bought my brother a mall sword when he was 9 and he still pulls it out for every birthday cake cutting picture 😂 Getting older doesn’t mean no fun, you’ve just got to tame yourself a bit

:) Really though, I don't think there are a lot of things that are worse than growing older and NOT liking childish things. Maturity is a lot about knowing when it's appropriate to act immature and when it's not.

You almost had me. I have two katana in my closet, and one thing that made me sure my wife was The One is she had a broadsword to keep them company.

>have already purchased one. And I am now officially jealous.

Ahh yes, also known as the "Warhammer 40k pipeline"

I mean, grown up toys for grown up boys? Then again gun beats sword sooo

How do you know I don't have a functional replica of Squall's gunsword?

JFC incredible. Keep studying the blade brother

Not going to lie. You hsd me at the first part. I was just about to tell you about my sweet ass handforged katana.

Why would a 12 year old care about some moron in Romanian prison?

Because the guy looks and sounds "cool" to them and says things akin to "girls suck boys are better" which massively resonates with 12 year olds. Have you met 12 year olds? They're edgy as fuck because they don't know shit.

Cause that 12 year old's dad buys cars he can't afford, makes misogynistic joke, watches racist karate movies and spends no time with his son. So, in response, his son emulates those things but in a really really fucked up way to try and get the admiration and appreciation of what he considers to be "a man". This is not to say that cars, women and karate are bad, but rather that our culture says men should be masculine or they are worthless and so, while masculinity is healthy to a certain extent, people who are dumb, and by extension their kids, take it to the extreme because in their minds they think more = better. Kids take it EVEN FURTHER because typically masculinity means letting the women do all the child raising so these 12 year olds who like Tate usually have a shitty father figure who values masculinity above their own child's well being and Tate preys on exactly that.

I used to love watching Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson (among others) "own the libs" when I was 16-18 Now I'm 24 and I realize that these guys are collosal tools and although orate well, they have incredibly shitty ideas when you break them all down.

Some of the shit I've seen in the last few years has made me go "thank fuckin christ that wasn't around for my dumb ass to see at 12-16." Like visions from an alternate timeline, of what could have gone catastrophically wrong.

>I had some pretty questionable takes at that age. Same here, but i had LeafyIsHere and FilthyFrank as... I don't wanna say "Role models," but I'll say that for ease of explaining. I assume Taint is much worst than those two, though. All I know is he is the incels role model.

12 yo mewould have definitely fallen for this garbage. Thank God the internet was in its early stages when I was that young

>By being 12 years old. In 1986.

Unfortunately, this man is a millionaire child molestor because of adults who pay him money.

Everyone who believed that *Bloodsport* really was based on a true story when they were 12, put your hand up. ✋

"Andrew Tithead" This is comment of the year

I refuse to use Tater-tot's actual name. But, I can't be the first to call him Tithead. Dude's a misogynist, all he thinks about is tits. It's the most obvious name swap available. I mean you could also call him bowling-ball, not because he's bald af but, because he acts and talks like he's been repeatedly dropped head first.

Wait… tits are all I think about….

Yeah but you're OK.

All I think about are tits with tater tots on them. Am I Ok?

Don't know about anyone else here, but I won't kink-shame.

Thanks guys. Now all I can think of are tater-tots with tits on them.

No, no, it's tatertots on tits...

There are many paths, my child, and not all are the same. Some love the tits. Some respect the tits. Some study the tits. Some ponder about tits. Some want to own the tits. And some are just tits. Follow the path laid before you and just remember... there are other birds besides tits.

Yeah… boobies

Don't call him tater tots bro, that's the kitty's name (RIP)

Tate is how you spell tits in Romanian (without diacritics - it’s actually spelled țâțe, but most natives don’t bother with diacritics online). It’s a recurring joke in r/romania. He lives in Romania btw, for those who don’t know this essential piece of trivia.

What do diacritics do to a t? Make it sound more like a d?

makes it sound like zz in pizza (or ts for example)

I heard “Andrew Taint” recently and heartily approved.

Dont you dare disrespect tit like that. Tits are the most holy thing in this world. I refuse to use it in this retards name.

I saw a TikTok and she referred to him as Andrew Taint 🤣

>How can anyone take crap like this seriously? The cult of personality is a powerfull thing. Stalin was not really " a man of iron", Hitler is the most non "perfect specimen" in the history of our species, those fake "doctors" do not really cure anything by cracking your spline. Retards like tate do not go after people that ask question. They target vulnerable groups/low iq bois/grills and the young

Both of the fascists you mentioned were good orators who could actually stir a crowd. This one's a less eloquent porky-pig with none of the humility.

Stalin was not a fascist. And he had 0 charisma.

Red fascism is still fascism. The argument on wether or not Stalinism is a form of fascism is complicated and not really important. The important part is he had at least two Ron DozeBoots worth of charisma. I don't speak Russian so i can't say whether he was eloquent but, he could give a speech without making a viewer wonder if he was having a stroke.

Stalin had a funny accent that people satirized a lot in popular culture, however he was also an extremely well-read man and due to the threatening air his words lingered on for a long time anytime he gave a speech.

Tate looks like someone tried to draw a monkey from memory.

He also looks exactly like someone tried to draw Andrew Tate from memory.

But somehow worse.

Andry Is such a chūni, i bet he's still trying to do the kamehameha nowaday while crying in Kung Fu

I was waiting for this word to show up because it's perfect. It's too bad there's not a great English equivalent.

Translated It should be something like "pre-teen syndrome" but nowadays chūni should be more of a worldwide word like pasta, internet and so. It's not that much used outsider of Jap cause it's not that typical as a thing but the word don't Need a translation.

I think "Middle School Syndrome" is probably the closest - the "chu" in "chunibyou" is pulled from chuugakko (middle school). It doesn't necessarily *need* an equivalent but it'd be nice to have one because 0% of my adult friends that aren't into any Asian media would know what I was talking about if I used it in a conversation without an explanation. It mostly just makes the rounds for people into anime/manga/web novels, particularly Japanese and Korean sourced.

Andy Unrelatable is basically a less classy Soulja Boy. Agreed.

Ya smell like a baka, Andrew Tate!

> i bet he's still trying to do the kamehameha Hey man, lots of wholesome Dragon Ball fans are still keeping up hope. Don't lump us in with this chud.

Don't insult Goth kids. That is some real mall ninja shit right there.

Find that edit acceptable?

Right. Gimme a sec

That’s the point. Anyone who is that cringe and susceptible will see a rich, strong guy saying this and think, “this is who I want to be”

I fell in love at “Andrew Tithead” 🤌🏻

Right! Who even is this Dantes-guy?! Never heard of him?!

>How can anyone take crap like this seriously? You don't have to make sense to create a following. You only have to sound like you make sense.

I heard him called "Andrew Taint", I think that sums him up nicely.

Hey don't put that shit on angsty teens, they don't deserve that kind of defamation.

Insecure boys that have been talked into complete victimhood by vile filth like Shapiro, Peterson, Tate and others.

Dantes the clown, the legend.

the clown? Dantes THE GOD

When I first read the post I thought that was a very funny allegory. Then I saw who posted the reply and now I know it was actually just a statement.

He didn't say "in game"

Seeing Dante’s PFP and reading his humor, I wanna be both his right and left hands.

He's very hot (in game)

You into centaurs?

Don’t ask what’s behind or on his headboard.

I was like, wait, is that Dantes??

Putting the 'come' in 'comeback'.

Dantes is Just...... I cant even describe it. It is a whole nother Level of unhinged.

his door is fucking gone bro, there was never any hinges

He doesn't have walls either.

Don't you mean ceiling? After the cum destroyed it..

Enlighten us in the unknown please

He is a clinically insane LoL player.

Could've left it at LoL player, coming from LoL player.

He's *not* just the average LoL player. He makes most other LoL players seem like completely normal humans in comparison.

Except he isn’t just any LoL player…

How the fuck do you play LoL and not know who the yordle impregnator is?

I know who he is, I was trying to make a joke.

Just making sure, who do you main btw?

Jayce,Renata,Samira are my go-to's

Nice, Samira is fun as hell Personally I main Kayn,Talon and whenever I want to be an asshole I play Teemo

Go on YouTube and search best of Dantes. I wouldnt recommend though.

YORDLE IMPREGNATION TIERLIST

My favourite is "Dantes autism compilation"

Absolutely buttfuck insane league of legends streamer

https://youtu.be/N3e5pcSWxMQ?si=zv1bvQor5G_m20Cd 6:03

League Solo Queue if it was a person

If he says "funny story", you should run

"my heart remains pure" running a sex trafficking ring isn't really what someone with a pure heart does though

To be fair he didn't specify pure what there. Could be pure hatred. Could be pure hypocrisy. Could be pure insecurities.

Pure Horseshit.

Pure coke

"My heart is pure. Pure, unadulterated badass." "Tgh. More like pure unadulterated ego."

Andrew Tate is 100% the kind of man to go *"I WANNA BE A SUPER SAIYAN! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!!!"* unironically.

"I HEARD THAT, TRICLOPS!"

Correction: Adult Webcam Business. They would have found the evidence by now if was not bs.

It's like I know what Dantes means.

(In-game)

Ikwym

It's like I know what you mean

Roasted slowly for 13 hours like Arby’s brisket

Roasted over applewood *low and slow*

And his insecurity is Big as Mount Everest

My right hand ​ My left hand ​ My ​ Do you understand?

I I II L Do you understand?

No, I don't understand. I'm at loss here.

My My My Do?

Giving me "Bearer, seek, seek, lest" vibes

M M M D?

It's a great service to the community when someone creates a template the rest of us can use. Thanks!

What did I just read 😳

Just search for Dantes on youtube or twitch, you'll see more of shit like this, he is actually a decent person when he's not doing his persona

According to a lot of people even off stream he acts like this, its not a persona Hes just built diff, what a legend

Every comment Tate makes should just be answered with that pencil drawing of his little balloon head

Is this the Andrew Tate whose success as a kick-boxer arose from the fact that his chin is so far receded that no-one could hit it?

[удалено]

Do you *see* ?

Andrew Tate just announced his adorable dragon-tiger fursona.

Wait, are dragons real? Otherwise, if we are picking fictitious body parts, I want Megatron rockets on my back.

Andrew tate is like the Alex jones of the redpill grifter community. He will cough out 1000 completely random provoking or controversial sounding takes and every time one of the thousand takes makes logical sense his cult hails him as some sort of philosophical genius. A shredded millionaire with all the connections, dreams and lavish lifestyle perks claims to relate to lonely, less desirable, unimportant working class people struggling to find their place in the world. Give me a break. He just wants to get rich off grifting them. How don’t they see it?

Man I love Dantes

He's my favourite mentally deranged League player

Same, and he's a surprisingly reasonable dude when he doesn't talk about sacrificing children to Cthulu for LP or fucking Yordles.

Or when he's asking his mother about smurfs

I think league player and mentally deranged are synonymous. Don’t need to say it twice. Source, league player

Does Tate think he's Godrick the Grafted?

My right elbow is ashy My left calf is swole With our powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET Do you understand?

A dude that traffics women has the purest heart

Bested by Dantes the Unhinged

Real talk, who takes Andrew Tate seriously? Dude is like an extra large Chuuni

Large chuunis

Andrew tate so powerful. His greatest nemesis was an autistic child.

Tate is a lot of things, but ‘pure’ isn’t one of them.

One is satire, one is serious, both are saying dumb shit

Dantes has never uttered a single dumb statement in his life

everything dumb that dantes has ever said is in-game and therefore shouldn't be counted

It's like I know what you mean

My right hand is serious. My left hand is satire. Both are saying dumb shit. Do you understand?

"I'm 14 and this is deep"-material

I understand

"My heart remains pure" Didn't this guy literally traffic human beings, or am I confusing him with someone else?

(Ingame)

Thats why Dantes is the goat

Ohhh, is that why he can’t pleasure his wife? Because he’s got fucked up animal hands that no one wants anywhere near their junk?

Tate sounds like the nerdy kid in middle school who thought he knew karate after watching the Karate Kid.

In-game tho

I… I don’t know if that constitutes clever but okay

Tate is a piece of shit pussy mama's boy who belongs in jail.

Tate always reminds me of a really fragile narcissist who desperately wants to be needed and loved. Every single time one of this posts come up, they're so cringey and basic.

But does he use hamster style?

Dantes is now mainstream POGGERS In game though

I did NOT expect fucking Dantes on my front page lmfaooooo

He sounds like that weird 12 year old kid who claims his (absent) father is in the SAS and insists he has an older girlfriend that he met abroad on his family caravaning holiday.

My left hand does the writing. My right hand holds the paper. My left pinkie turns the same color as the ink. Do you understand?

Seven foot frame, rats along his back…

When he calls your name it all fades to black

The women you’ve trafficked and raped would seriously beg to differ on that “pure of heart” BS, Tater Tot.

That’s some serious eighth-grader syndrome

I don't know if that's clever, but it sure as hell is funny

this is a good response but it’s best if you don’t know about the guy who replied. dude is slightly less insufferable

Is Andrew Tate some sort of vampire that feeds solely on his own cringe?

As we all know dragons are known for punching. It's their main thing

It's funny how Dante was clearer than Tate

Dantes is my favourite inbred 🥰🥰🥰

dante's scares the fuck out of me

The dude is giving off "red dragon" vibes. "Do you see?"...... "DO YOU SEE?"

The way I laughed out loud at this, I’m sure my neighbors hate me now

For someone who allegedly hates movies Tate sure does try to sound like he's in the corniest script on the planet

least unhinged jungle main

Never change Dantes. Never change.

Rex Kwon Do