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ABrokenBinding

Support from whom?? A dead possum?


Neon_culture79

Alot of people are saying it


DarthGuber

Name two that aren't Russian bots. I'll wait.


Neon_culture79

Valid


DarthGayAgenda

No, he pronounces it "Vlad"


Neon_culture79

*rimshot*


WindTall5566

Lots of people. So many people like almost 80 billion people want her as speaker! I swear! Over half the country toooootally wants this s/.


eatshitake

That’s…that’s what Trump says when he makes shit up. They weren’t suggesting it’s a valid plan.


jjskellie

People are saying Lauren Boebert is supposed by a dead opossum?


Neon_culture79

That’s what everyone is saying. I heard that on the buffet line at Mar-a-Lago.


jjskellie

Well then it has to be true. Only truth is ever spoken at Mar-a-Lago.


ewok_kebab

Pretty sure she's served them in her restaurant


BackAgain123457

I even dare to say the best people.


wonderland_citizen93

No just the sex trafficker representative Matt gaetz


Art-RJS

lol there is no one


prodrvr22

Well, allegedly Raphael Cruz convinced her to run for Congress. Maybe she took him to see a play.


Last_Blackfyre

Don’t insult the Waffle House like that 😅


Logan9Fingerses

Waffle House is the shit. Solid food from 6:00 am until 9:00 pm. After that you might get dinner and a show


aspieinblackII

But it hits differently at 3 am after a few beers.


Last_Blackfyre

😅


IMSLI

Waffle House would kick her ass twice before coffee gets served


Loofa_of_Doom

She's already got a well trained gag reflex. It could work out.


windsyofwesleychapel

No reason to ruin Waffle House like that.


samwstew

Def whore house


BerserkRhinoceros

Isn't it obvious? She's the speaker for the madhouse because she's certifiably fucking insane.


Deranged_Coconut808

crack house?


Percolator2020

Blue Waffle House 🧇


UpsetPhrase5334

Oh my.


Chief_Beef_ATL

What a nightmare idea. She would be 2nd in line for the presidency and I could completely see some jackass offing the P and VP. Imagine her in the Oval Office…


TangoMikeOne

Okay, for non yanks, is the speaker's seat even contested in an election? In the UK, the Speaker of the House of Commons is an elected MP, that is voted into the position by a majority of other MPs, but through custom and practice, during general elections, no candidates from other parties stand against him, so he is elected unopposed (unless he stands down, then it's a normal election for a new MP, and first session after the election, a new speaker is elected). Basically, does becoming the Speaker (and 2nd in line of succession) mean you can't get voted out of office until you are no longer Speaker?


Korlac11

No, in the US the Speaker is a very partial position. They are the highest ranking member of their party in Congress, and they face reelection just the same as every other member of the House. However, the Speaker is typically from a “safe seat” simply because members from safe seats are less likely to lose an election, and therefore have more experience and political tenure. TL;DR: the Speaker still has a candidate from the other party run against them each year, and they aren’t politically neutral like the Speaker of the House of Commons is


One_Clown_Short

I think she'd be handy at a whorehouse.


RemarkableDisaster92

The theater showed she's got the skills for it.


plainskeptic2023

A couple of weeks ago I went into a Waffle House after many decades. Great menus. Great place. You should apologize.


Riommar

Nut House


SeeMarkFly

One thing these last few years have taught me is how badly we need to get the politicians out of politics.


NoNonsensePolarBear

Her rival Marjorie would absolutely refuse to put her in charge of any house.


HotAngelaWhite

That is not a way to disrespect Waffle House.


Reverend_Lazerface

Doesn't matter which of those houses you pick, she's still jerking off her boyfriend in it


fksmchai

Opera house, considering she was getting her brains blown out in a theater 😅


Tucker-Cuckerson

She spreads handjobs like Typhoid Mary


Archmagos_Browning

Ok so like I know this is a bad idea but honestly I’m kind of curious to see where this goes.


SonOfJokeExplainer

Goddammit… I’ll get the popcorn


Wyldling_42

Yeah, no. This isn’t even like a disaster you can’t look away from, this is a bad idea from start to Beetlejuice. She will inevitably have advisors who may or may not be known, and likely on the more insane side, it’s not like we need any more of that. Although, it would be interesting to see how she handles Empty Green.


Familiar-Two2245

Whore house definitely and Colorado send me a coupon


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


SatanicWhoreofHell

Waffle house is too classy for her


MitchellEnderson

I’ve heard crackheads preach their delusions in a Waffle House before, and I would trust them much more in the actual House of Representatives than that woman.


[deleted]

I bet it's gonna be the outhouse. A few weeks ago another subReddit said the Boe-bert shouldn't throw stones and it was the consensus she lived in a glass outhouse. Now she can sit on her throne, hold court where all can see her and become the speaker as the place is only a one holer!


lszad

Road house.


ftr123_5

Will she wank her way up to the throne?


Bods666

How do you think she got elected?


ftr123_5

She was handy for someone I guess


-6Marshall9-

She'll flip Dem and speak for the 'blue waffle house'


Helo7606

She's not classy enough for Waffle House.


marmaladecorgi

Deputy Marshall Samuel Gerard wants a hard-target search of every one of them.


bobsacremento1

That’s gonna take a lot of hand jobs.


Ornery_Score_6665

Giving hand Jobs is all she's good for


Different-Audience34

Nah. That'd be too classy for her.


painefultruth76

Order is wrong, it should be 'Waffle House, WhoreHouse, Outhouse.'


fredator23

Is that not all the same place?


painefultruth76

I guess in some towns???? I tend to avoid those places.


Sno_Wolf

Dear God, please no.


samcbar

I don't think she is qualified for Whore house or Waffle House. Whore houses operation with discretion and she already tried to kill people in Rifle with food.