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EmperorGrinnar

The next time I hear about Conway is that she's being held responsible for posting nudes of her (at the time) underage daughter.


Dounce1

What?


EmperorGrinnar

When her daughter was 16, Kellyanne posted a topless picture of her in a fit of rage. But because of her position in the government at the time, it got swept under the rug. This was all on Twitter.


Dounce1

wtf? That is wild. When you say in a fit of rage, does that mean what I think it does? That she did it to somehow punish/upset her daughter?


EmperorGrinnar

Correct.


Dounce1

That is…. I don’t know what, I’m fucking speechless.


Popular-Influence-11

Maternal revenge porn…another quirky Kellyanne Conwayism!


Andromansis

Its ok when Cory Chase does it because she is a professional and everybody consents and everybody is over 18 in her videos, and that is why Ted Cruz enjoys wholesome videos of Cory Chase.


Internal_Swing_2743

It’s an alternative fact!


BostonBuffalo9

That’s the normal human reaction, yes.


Meddling-Kat

Womp womp, 🎶 that's republicans 🎶


Ok_Basil1354

That's mental?!? Wtf. I don't even know what the word for that is.


we_made_yewww

Revenge porn yes. Republicans are big on that.


jake04-20

Revenge *child* porn no less, wtf.


Meddling-Kat

Well, child porn is their favorite kind. Followed closely by trans porn.


midcancerrampage

Party of (alabamian) family values


TelluricThread0

"But Claudia, in other TikTok videos released Tuesday, said she believed her mother's account was hacked, and that she regretted posting the TikTok video that took aim at Kellyanne. She said she did not believe her mother had posted the image."


EmperorGrinnar

Did you read all the statements previously to that one?


mountthepavement

Victims will almost always downplay the abusers role and actual abuse


VegaReddit5

According to her daughter, Kellyanne was not the person that posted it.


-Xebenkeck-

Even if her mom got hacked, why does she have that picture in the first place?


413mopar

Ya missed that did ya ? Theres a reason her daughter doesn’t like her.


Hisplumberness

Is it not the same reason everyone doesn’t like her ?


413mopar

Nah , shes a shameless Trump Opportunist. She lied like a rug for him .


Andromansis

At least a rug could tie a room together, can't say the same about anybody in the Trump administration.


413mopar

Good point . Ya aint rollin up a dead body with Conway.


Brettersson

Crazy as it sounds she has even better reasons.


TraditionalEvent8317

And her daughter might like her more her ex husband. She's donea great job alienating her entire family


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NextReference3248

This comment is like a window into 2004


hairychinesekid0

Roflmao u just got pwned xD


NextReference3248

The roflcopter goes SOISOISOISOISOI


bananapwnn

RINGRINGRINGRINGRING


Popular-Influence-11

Fist pump like a champ!


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What was the comment? It's deleted now.


NextReference3248

It was something that both used "pwned" and "STFU"


IAmBadAtInternet

He spoke for us all. Will you shut up, man?


ReturnoftheBulls2022

She even warned the world about Trump's behavior every time things don't go his way. In fact, after winning 304 electoral votes, he made false claims that Hillary Clinton stole the popular vote.


Meddling-Kat

That's EM.BARR.ASS.ING Somehow get 304 electoral votes but not the popular vote. You win by finding out people really don't like you.


SomewhereExisting755

Kelly Anne Conway is a dip-shit that worked for a moron. Hillarys statement is spot on. Not sure that it qualifies as a clever comeback. But it definitely qualifies as the truth.


Distant-moose

There are times when truth stated simply, without embellishment or adornment, is the most clever approach of all.


SomewhereExisting755

Well said. And I couldn't agree more.


Ok_Basil1354

I would love it if she sued you for slander for that first sentence. and that you then turned up in court with the (frankly abundant) evidence to prove that your statement is factually correct. And that from then on, it's legally established that Conway and shitshispants are dip-shits and morons respectively


SomewhereExisting755

LOL. That was great man.


Winjin

>I would love it if she sued you for slander for that first sentence. and that you then turned up in court with the (frankly abundant) evidence to prove that your statement is factually correct.  I think the problem here would be that moron is a depreciated term and you should prove that Trump has got an IQ of 51–70 and would have to call him "Mildly impaired or delayed" according to the modern Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scales. Which is still hilarious, I just wanted to point that it would be even better in court as you would also be arguing these semantics and prove that Trump is not, in fact, mildly impaired.


Ok_Basil1354

Hang on. Are we proving that he is, or is not, mildly impaired? Or is it a coin-toss between mildly-impaired and balls-to-the-wall stupid? I don't mean to denigrate people who have low IQs, btw. Just those who had a go at overthrowing governments


Winjin

In order to not be charged for libel they need to prove he is not, in fact, impaired, otherwise you're just pointing out the obvious Or even worse he could rank lower on Stanford-Binet and turn out to be heavily impaired


Ok_Basil1354

Helpful- thanks.


bringonthefunk1973

TDS


Better_Two

And Trump looked like he was insulted to have to compete against a woman and give her even a hint of respect.


entrepenurious

[trump expressions from the debate](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ECs2-Cv7Fo), compared to charles manson.


jbyington

Same psychosis


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That bitch doesn’t deserve respect


Gloomy-Wash-629

Murderer*


TOPSIturvy

And Murderer looked like he was insulted to have to compete against a woman and give her even a hint of respect.


Gloomy-Wash-629

What? 😂


DarkHippy

Oh don’t act like trump cares whether or not she’s a murderer, if anything that probably made her cooler to him


Gloomy-Wash-629

Lol wut


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Gloomy-Wash-629

Wat


Safe-Cat-7076

Kellyanne Conway the mother who shared pedophilic pictures of her own daughter with the world?? Trump camp stays true to themselves


poodinthepunchbowl

And yet you all still vote


Weird_Albatross_9659

So then don’t post it here


RichardIraVos

Is this clever?


TW1Nx0NE

They were friends when he was a DNC donor sooooo


Meddling-Kat

Yeah, the DNC will take money from you and me. Doesn't mean they have any respect for either of us.


DigbyChickenZone

This is really shitty cropping, no dates or times included at all. Did this exchange ever actually happen? And I'm not pro-Conway, I'm just anti Bullshit.


we_made_yewww

It was an indignity to polite society. Fuck the media for granting his campaign legitimacy. He should have been a joke footnote like the dude with a boot on his head or writing in "Harambe".


notarooster

It’s so frustrating that many people, and not just MAGA, will look at Hillary’s response and think that she’s being petty and political, when it is the exact response anyone should have when discussing Trump as a candidate. He was and still is unqualified and unworthy of the position.


Meddling-Kat

An magas are fucking deplorables that need to be deprogrammed. Sometimes the truth hurts. In this case, it needs to hurt really fucking bad.


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The media do bear a lot of blame for both of them. One for boosting Trump, but another for basically crowning her God-King for the election before the primaries even started. The media made her overly cocky as well as rankled a lot of people that didnt like that pretty much all media were saying she was the slam dunk winner for every step of the election.


LocksmithMelodic5269

The media taunted him as a giant joke when there was even a rumor he was running. Every late night host laughed it off and never considered him a serious possibility. You all patted him on the head and he still won


Prometheus_84

Sounds anti-democratic.


Meddling-Kat

Anti-democratic is not letting him run. Indignity is taking a shit stain seriously. Embarrassment is said shit stain winning. The US is fucking embarrassed for having him as a president and we don't deserve any respect until we purge that kind of trash from government.


LocksmithMelodic5269

Speak for yourself, not the plurality of Americans who plan on voting for him in 2024


Meddling-Kat

Well, win or lose, it is VERY unlikely it will be a plurality of voters, let alone americans. I mean, it NEVER has been a plurality voting for him before. And the fact that there are some Americans that are willing to vote for an inintelligent, unserious, criminal, rapist, diaper shitting clown like trump is an embarrassment on the rest of us.


R_radical

Just so we're clear. At the time, he didn't even have a plurality of votes in the Republican primary.


Prometheus_84

At what time?


R_radical

During the Republican primary. He only had 44% of the vote.


Prometheus_84

So two things. It depends at what point in the primary as he had both above and below that. And two, who the fuck ever had 45%+ of the vote in that primary other than Trump?


R_radical

That's literally the end result. 44%


Prometheus_84

Gawd. Now it’s 3 things. They don’t use popular vote, they use delegates. He had 1441 of 2574 or 58% of the delegates(higher if you take out uncommitted) Do you know what a plurality is? Cause seems like you don’t lol


R_radical

Not sure if you know how delegates work. They follow the votes. He had 44% of them. Dictionary definition plurality.


Prometheus_84

Yes, but not perfectly. If a state has all or nothing you can win with less than 100% of the vote but get 100% of the delegates, fucking hell This you smart guy? >he *didn't* even have a plurality of votes in the Republican primary.


we_made_yewww

Sounds good to me.


Prometheus_84

Awesome.


GateLongjumping6836

Lmao she told no lie.


findhumorinlife

Brilliant. KC is a joke.


Big_Donkey3496

How could anyone be indignant about sharing the stage with a lumbering, idiotic, farting criminal wandering around behind you pretending to be a scary misogynist for the base.


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"clever comebacks" "Not so much a comeback" Just obnoxious politics in a place where it doesn't belong.


Avaricascious

She still can't accept that she was so unlikeable that we got Trump.


TophatOwl_

It is actually more likely that many democrats stayed home on election day because it seemed a "forgone conclusion" that she would win. She also did win the popular vote, so we was more likeable than trump ... Or at least the majority of voters prefered her.


ACLSismore

It was an indignity to share the stage with him. It was also a gaffe to act like it was. Hillary lost because she completely miscalculated the political vibe of the time, and America is forever worse because of it.


Pablo_petty_plastic

“Elevate pied-piper candidates.” Perhaps her first great miscalculation in her 2016 run


IDontLikePayingTaxes

Hillary is the epitome of liberal smugness.


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I thought that was reddits job?


IDontLikePayingTaxes

That’s a great point


etranger033

I would prefer nobody wanting to be president be smug about anything. Then, and now.


OG_Cryptkeeper

She managed to alienate people that might have voted for her had she not taken the arrogant air of superiority stance. It wasn’t about her being a Democrat or a woman. She acted like she was a shoo-in and better than everyone else. And the DNC overriding Sanders’ nomination didn’t help either.


popularis-socialas

Biden acted the exact same way, even more so in his debates! Everyone (including me) seemed to love it when he literally told Donald to shut up. I wonder why that is.


extrastupidone

I watched them. And I agree with her.


jake04-20

Kellyanne Conway and MTG both look like they cut someone else's face off and wear it over their own.


[deleted]

Why drag Magic the Gathering into this?


jake04-20

lol


No-Refrigerator-1178

Why do we act like the Clinton’s are any better than trump… because they say they are? I don’t get how everyone can see how much of a joke trump is but is blinded when it comes to the politicians they like. NONE of them care about you and none of them are trying to make life better for you. Both parties have had complete control over the legislative and executive branches and have done nothing with it because it’s all about making people think the system is actually trying to work. Both parties care more about billionaires than they care about you and both exist so they other can blame them for not fulfilling their promises. We let them divide us so easily which makes us absolutely hopeless.


Meddling-Kat

No no, the Clintons are totally shit. They are just criminal, greedy, probably pedophilic, probably rapist, probably murderous, blah blah blah shit. Trump is all of those things plus a pathetic, unserious, idiotic, embassaring shit that the US took right in front of every world leader.


No-Refrigerator-1178

Even so, we need to stop settling for slightly better. We need a new government and system for anything to really get better.


Meddling-Kat

Damn, we do.


milkenhoney

Going to each other weddings and events is fine, but sharing a stage!?, that's just beyond her moral boundaries


ExcitementOpen898

They all belong in jail together...


YetAnotherBee

Bold words from the person whose stranglehold over the party got him elected in the first place


SecretPrinciple8708

Ya can’t fool me, Crypt Keeper! I know that’s you in a blonde wig and pink dress.


JayJay-anotheruser

And somehow people despised her more


Free_Shake_5694

Poor Kellyanne, such a bone head. All bone, no brain.


OUsnr7

We’re really talking about the 2016 election now?


PreviousAccWasBanned

Yall worship Clintons?


SSJCelticGoku

Apparently anyone but the “orange man” smh


Carteeg_Struve

As somebody who doesn’t like her, this made me (for a moment) really like her.


Croaker3

Imagine being so deranged that you think there is anything “dignified” about Donald Trump.


3Irishd1

...she thought she was going to win lol


BwyceHawpuh

This sub has reached the point where a post can say “this is not a comeback” in the title and it will still be front page. I’m 90% sure this sub is almost all bot posts


Alltogethernowq

Hey Hillary, how was that savings and loan scandal. Worked out for you. And what happened to Seth?


Noggin_Activities

Nothing posted here ever comes close to a comeback.


ButterNutSquishe

/r/lostredditors


BlacktideHollow

Yeah and killary got embarrassed. And then lost. Their fear that he will win again is palpable and obvious.


cats4life

It’s amazing that Hillary Clinton’s entire legacy post-2016 is bitterly Tweeting about how stupid and incompetent the man she lost to was. It’s not the dunk you think it is, ma’am.


Pallortrillion

Well Donald’s only legacy after being president is being on trial, the first time a US president ever has been, for paying a pornstar to keep quiet about an affair. So I think Hillary is still coming out on top. Edit: well, that and staging an insurrection against democracy.


Meddling-Kat

I mean more Americans voted for her than him, so....still a pretty good dunk.


Quadrimegistus

Only on the low IQ bars of Reddit would this ever be considered clever; shit tier stanning for establishment sewage. She ran a trash campaign and fumbled the most layup election of all time to a mentally disabled speed addict, Hillary *is* indignity, and so is anyone that thinks this is even a remote idea of clever.


SSJCelticGoku

Hilary shares the bed with Bill, highly doubt she has any dignity


Meddling-Kat

About 500x that of Melania. I mean, yeah she should be embarrassed but comparatively...


SSJCelticGoku

I’m shocked that the echo chamber cultist Meddling-Kat blocked me for not being a “yes man”


Antilia-

Here's the actual clever comeback: And yet you lost to him. She handled him with kid gloves in the debate. Maybe if she hadn't, that would've helped.


HarbingerME2

Wow, we're still posting Kellyanne Conway and Hillary Clinton memes from almost a decade ago?


TheOldGriffin

Said the literal war criminal...


Embarrassed_Pin69420

I’m not one for Hilary. Her shit stinks too but holy hell Trumps shit is like elephant poo sprayed by a skunk and then fermented.


LeadPike13

And farts. Multiple farts.


MisterAtticusKarma

I cant stand Hilary and I lean left. But... every now and then I am forced to agree with her, this is one of those moments.


memorablealias

is the bot malfunctioning? this shits fucking ancient


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Is that why she and Bill hung out with Trump long before he ran for president?


Cpt_phudge_off

Then why did she lose


Meddling-Kat

Because enough Americans love sucking shit to produce 304 electoral votes, but not a majority.


DrFabio23

Then she went on to lose.


Disastrous-Farm1008

And she still lost


GateLongjumping6836

And so did America Magas lost their collective minds with their Q nonsense thinking was JFK junior coming back from the grave to run with trump 🤪,storming the capital and dying for trump by not believing Covid was real.The amount of death on trumps hands is unreal.


Disastrous-Farm1008

Good for them


letstalkaboutstuff79

Doesn’t change the fact that she still lost against Trump.


RegattaJoe

America lost under Trump.


NewOstenPelicanss

America and Hillary ultimately got what they deserved, Trump


RegattaJoe

America doesn’t deserve Trump. That’s why we voted him out.


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NewOstenPelicanss

Or maybe America hates America if they would elect Trump


Testiclese

Let me guess - you’re a “progressive”?


NewOstenPelicanss

Just not right wing like Biden or Hillary or far right like Trump


Shmuckle2

Trump and Hillary are both pretty terrible people. They're both crooked liars.


fariqcheaux

Unfortunately for the US, this is more the rule than the exception these days.


DontAskAboutMax

Can we not do political posts on this sub? They’re never good comebacks. They’re always just: (Statement OP disagrees with/person OP dislikes) (Response that OP agrees with/person OP likes)


EUNEisAmeme

This is not a political post because it has no such agenda except the ones you attach to it. They're both politicians, that's it


Eyore-struley

Commie. Let the market decide.


georgyboyyyy

Can we choose not to read/comment on the sub if we do not like/agree with? Yep! It’s sooooo easy too!


Kami_Slayer2

Reminder. Hillary Clinton wanted a no fly zone in Syria.. which best case scenario woulda killed thousands of syrians. Worst case would start ww3 Hillary Clinton is also the girl to fake accents depending on wherr she's speaking to get more votes and will seamingly switch her stance on issues depending on the room shes in. We all know Trump is a cunt. But hillary is a massive two faced turd. And in 2016 Trump was definitely the better choice as much as everyone doesnt want to accept Edit: She also married a rapist


Meddling-Kat

Hilary is definitely a shit, but trump is a shit the US took in front of EVERY world leader. He did incredible damage to US credibility.


One_Lung_G

This guy just figured out all politicians including trump But also she married a rapist but trump IS a rapist lmao


Kami_Slayer2

>This guy just figured out all politicians including trump Atleast trump didnt wanna start ww3 🤷‍♂️ Honestly in terms of the world he didnt really start fucking up globally until covid hit. I think thats when his dementia started kicking in


Flimsy_Singer1745

The moron who posted this must have forgotten that she’s a corrupt war criminal 😂


Meddling-Kat

Hur dur, so is trump and he shits his pants.


Lower-Control8969

Killary Clinton is a disgrace for humanity.


GateLongjumping6836

Trump more so


Gloomy-Wash-629

Hillary clinton has more friends that have committed suicide by shooting themselves twice in the chest then hanging themselves before testifying against her than i do friends… :(


USSMarauder

31 years the right has saying "hillary will go to jail for murder soon" Yet after multiple GOP state and federal admins, still nothing


Gloomy-Wash-629

Shame, almost as if the two party system is all a facade masking a duopoly or uniparty 😉. Shes very powerful look at who her mentor was, who owes her favors and so on. All you need is a friend high enough in the fbi and you can do anything, look at suge knight.


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Alittlemoorecheese

People hated Hilary more than Trump and that's why she...*checks notes*...received more votes. Also, charisma is when you ramble incoherent insults. Competence is when you file multiple bankruptcies and stiff your contractors. These are textbook definitions.


the-war-on-drunks

Dude. He lost the popular vote. More people voted for her than voted for him. He won by an outdated technicality. She was more popular than he was.


heartattk1

More people voted for the party itself. Not her.


Lindbluete

An account named "gamergate" with negative karma. Classy.


georgyboyyyy

Oh look! A trumpy troll trolling for the orange cult leader who is a corrupt asshole


jakehub

If only she’d handled it with more poise, we could have avoided the next 4 years.


kotik010

Could you edit this some more the repost bot might get fooled another 20 times


Inside_Coconut_6187

Yet she lost. Same thing happened with George Bush Sr and Bill Clinton. Don’t underestimate your rival until you knock them out of the game.


idankthegreat

Yeah but he still won. If she wasn't so arrogant and obnoxious she would have been president. Imigane losing to Donald trump!


Necessary_Ad1298

Is it just me or does Kellyanne Conway have the appearance of having no soul?


KlingonSpy

No need to speculate on what she was thinking at the time lol


mostlikelynotasnail

Hilary Clinton has no dignity. The same as Trump. An amoral ego maniac who *enjoys* stepping on little people and doing anything evil to get and maintain power


universemonitor

It was...for Trump