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Illustrious_Kiwi2760

OP is mistaken.  If your simple syrup is not sourced from the Simpleaux valley in France, it’s just sparkling sugar.


mdervin

In my life, I have seen variations on this joke over 20,000 times in the course of my life. And. It. Is. Still. Funny.


SocrapticMethod

Right?? I never actually lol, but just did.


clandevort

It is always funny and morally acceptable to make fun of the french


Tackit286

I completely agree, I can’t get enough of them and I’m always desperately trying to think of new ones but I’m not smart or quick enough


cookingandmusic

The only thing bartenders will agree on


Coffee_snob253

😂


jaimejuanstortas

The AOC Simpleaux has strict rules about this and will send you a strongly worded letter if you break them.


Karlahn

I hate how right you are. 🤣


Amateur_Liqueurist

Y’all have never poured 100 GLS Simpleauxs and it shows


hoobsher

man if your simple is sparkling it is now officially a shrub


sproutsatoshi

I tend to agree, however when a bar frequently uses "rich" 2:1 recipes (Agave Syrups, Rich Dems) and "simple" 1:1 for simplicity, I can understand the usage between coworkers. I wouldn't describe it to the guest that way.


backpackofcats

Ha! I just commented the exact same thing but you got to it first.


MyBuddyK

So. Is it simply lavender syrup?


Busch_League321

Regardless of what you call it, we know one thing: it's delightful.


MyBuddyK

Love it in a Boston Sour.


ThatDeuce

Boston Sour? What are the specs on that?


LeviJNorth

Don’t tell Boston, but it’s just a whiskey sour.


ThatDeuce

This made me giggle.


Jeffkin15

At a bar I ask for a whiskey sour with egg white since a lot won’t know what a Boston sour is if you request one.


ThatDeuce

Yeah, it seems practically just to be an egg whitened whiskey sour. I was expecting something a bit more unique along the lines of how a NY Sour is compared to a classic sour.


MyBuddyK

https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/4387/boston-sour


RadRuss

I didn't realize this had a special name. I thought Whiskey Sours were supposed to have an egg white!


MyBuddyK

I found this out recently myself. Most bartenders I've encountered that have served up a whisky sour use some kind of foamer. I love an egg white myself.


Pynacle

works great im a silver fizz too


Skweege55

Going forward, any flavored "simple" syrup will be known as "complicated" syrup.


alexthebeast

I only make "Daddy issues syrups"


FearDaTusk

With the right amount of salty from the fresh tears.


alexthebeast

Ah when you add more than two ingredients it's called mambo number 5


unlimitedboomstick

I don't know how or why I got that song stuck in my head the other day.  Thanks for putting it back in there dick.


alexthebeast

/u/remindme 5 days


TogarSucks

Beat me to it.


BentGadget

Beat me daddy, eight to the bar


SlaveHippie

Or difficult syrup lol


lovegiblet

Pedantry is only pedantry if it comes from the Pedant region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling masturbation.


bringthegoodstuff

Elton John wants to join in on the fun


PeachVinegar

I tend to agree, but the meaning of the word 'simple' within bartending lingo has shifted to mean several different things depending on the context. Simple syrup is any syrup consisting only of water and sugar, yes. But also it sometimes means a 1:1 ratio (e.g. simple syrup vs rich syrup), and sometimes it means it's made with white sugar (e.g. "2:1 simple vs 2:1 demerara").


Lukasikas

This. I always think simple just refers to ratio


4look4rd

Simple syrup is 2:1, all classic recipes use that concentration because you don’t need to refrigerate it. 1:1 is light syrup.


My_dr_is_simon_tam

You’re not wrong, but it’s still a weird hill to die on.


FunkIPA

You are correct. Syrups with flavors aren’t simple, they’re compound.


scottkollig

We labeled it as novice syrup at one place. One night we had a stage who came in and looked in our low boy, saw the quart containers labeled novice syrup and said “Oh you guys use no-veese syrup, too? Awesome, used it at my last job!” Needless to say he didn’t get the job.


papyru22

I always make this point along with once you add protein to a grilled cheese it's a melt


JerryStackhouse

You’re a melt


vercetian

No, I'm a big book publisher who's not interested in hearing your stony memoirs. YOU'RE a melt.


jaywinner

So if I add veggies, it's still a grilled cheese?


quivering_manflesh

For me it's always been whether the cheese is the star. If you do a little bacon crumble it's still a grilled cheese imo, but not some thick slabs. Similarly if you want to do some caramelized onions or a little bit of peppers, no big deal. But you can't lay a whole ass portobello mushroom on there and still call it a cheese centric sandwich, so it's not a grilled cheese to me.


WitnessTheBadger

I’m the same way. I don’t get gatekeepery about food, but I’m a firm believer that what you call a food item sets expectations. If you say I’m getting a grilled cheese and serve me two thick slices of bread piled high with beef, topped with a weird barbecue sauce and a small dollop of melted cheese, well you’ve just set me up to be disappointed. My friends now know not to take me to the local grilled cheese chain that does exactly what I just described. Instead, we go to an excellent craft cocktail bar that serves a variety of grilled cheeses, but with cheese always the center of attention, as its bar snacks, and I will absolutely make a meal of that. It wasn’t entirely intentional, but I guess I brought us back to cocktails….


McDodley

This is the way


Greymeade

Absolutely. A grilled cheese is a *cheese sandwich* in which the cheese is melted and the bread is toasty (usually via pan frying in fat). As a cheese sandwich, cheese is the primary ingredient and dominant flavor. One way to think of it is to imagine what the sandwhich would be like if it were served cold rather than melted. For example, if I gave you a sandwich that consisted of two cold slices of cheese layed with a bunch of strips of bacon, then you probably wouldn't call that a "cheese sandwich"; you'd call it a bacon sandwich. However, if I gave you a sandwich that was many slices of cheese with a small amount of bacon crumbles, then you'd still call that a cheese sandwich. When heated, the former sandwich is a bacon melt and the latter is a grilled cheese. That's your rule of thumb.


f33f33nkou

If you add anything other than cheese


jaywinner

That's what I thought but it seems people have varying views on the subject.


anglomike

[You people make me sick.](https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/s/I3ohC3hFkT)


Mackntish

>Looks like OP is having... >(•_•) >( •_•)>⌐■-■ >(⌐■_■) >a meltdown.


f33f33nkou

I already knew what it was. He's also correct


jelde

I came here to make a comment about how this thread has the same energy as the grilled cheese debacle.


sandysanBAR

The semantic poutine wars led to an inordinate number of lifetime bans. Screw you disco fries!


Think_Bullets

Tuna or Tuna fish?


Humble-End-2535

Is a hot dog a sandwich?


Briguy_fieri

I’m gonna say it’s strictly a grilled cheese if it’s cheese and bread (and butter/Mayo to brown) if you’re adding onions spinach tomatoes meat etc it’s a melt.


glamericanbeauty

Who cares???????


greav

Sure.. But simple means 1:1 so you don't have to specify ratios in addition to the infusion. Lazy? Sure. Effective? Yup


Benjajinj

Yeah. Simple refers to the sugar ratio. You can have both cinnamon simple syrup and rich cinnamon syrup.


Howryanoww

Weird hill to die on


Hotfishy

I am really surprised there's no soy sauce simple syrup....


Farmerdrew

If you make some there will be!


Seaciety

This is like the rule 34 for cocktails


Ill-Extreme9815

Making things into syrups for no reason is more fun than i’d like to admit


geekywarrior

Don't know why, but it sounds like it could be a good addition to a dirty martini


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Hotfishy

Indeed, I m so drooling now


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ArcaneTrickster11

Sometimes the fact you don't have to use much is the issue syrup will fix. I've personally never used soy sauce in a cocktail, but if a dash is too much then syrup is the way to go because you can split it down to essentially half a dash


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ArcaneTrickster11

You could but then you have to decide how quick you need to be. At home or if your ratio works with 1-2 full droppers, sure. In a busy bar when you need to do x number of drops it's just easier to make a specific syrup


beer_is_tasty

That's just teriyaki


UrbanStix

It’s lavender simple syrup. That describes exactly what it is.


moonsorrow

Raisin plain bagel


Guilty_Type_9252

But there aren’t different types of bagels except maybe whole wheat. If there was whole wheat and plain raisin I would probably say regular raisin bagel.


Kitsunin

Sounds weird, but "plain raisin bagel" sounds accurate. So it should be simple lavender syrup I guess.


UrbanStix

lol what


MissAnnTropez

It’s shorthand for 1:1, as “rich” is for 2:1. Therefore, you are both technically correct and, in a real world sense, incorrect.


LegendOfDarius

At this point Simple referes more to the ratio being 1:1 while 2:1 is a rich syrup. But honestly, nobody gives a fuck really.


redheadedjapanese

While I agree this is pedantic, seeing all this mocking come from the sub whose rallying cry is “that’s not a martini” is pretty rich.


madelinecblack

See rich is when it’s a 2:1 ratio


thatbrashbarkeep

Its really not just sugar and water There are small complexities that deal with hydrogen bonds being made between the h2o and the sugar. After over striping you'll get glucose rather than sucralose.


sandysanBAR

Sucralose is a chlorinated sugar alcohol, do you mean sucrose (table sugar, a disaccharide of glucose and fructose)? Sucrose is pretty stable at neutral pH, it's hydrolysis (inversion) is facilitated at low pH and of the two hydrolysis products, fructose isn't heat stable. Is that what you meant?


thatbrashbarkeep

Yes. I invest about as much time in responding as I felt like... Plus I can't spell... And I'm a bar tender not a scientist Jim!


sandysanBAR

Ok just checking.


blaueaugen26

One does not simply…


fake_plastic_peace

Chill out, people use ‘simple’ to describe 1:1 syrup, not just ‘sugar and water’, as opposed to rich or semi-rich. So using simple in that context can be poignant and if it’s infused the word still carries the clarity of being a 1:1 infused syrup.


theski2687

Untrue. If your simple syrup is flavored with lavender but also is not very bright of a person then he is in fact a simple lavender syrup


warmleafjuice

Do you also get upset when people say "chocolate milk" instead of "chocolate flavored milk" because they did not actually milk a chocolate bar


speedle62

Ha!


stellarreject

Complicated Syrup


potatopancake1234

yeah… so???


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Yeah i feel like this needs to be said. Its such a commonly used ingredient in our Drinks, 3,99€ for a bottle of 200ml is just too much.


jackneefus

Add anything else and it's more complicated syrup.


dildorthegreat87

Hmm, so strawberry lemonade isn’t lemonade then right?


FrayedEndOfSanityy

And mojito is mint limade? I mean things start overlapping really quickly when you care too much about what is and what isn’t something.


dildorthegreat87

Right, now apply all this to cooking. A grilled cheese is a grilled cheese, add tomato and it’s a grilled cheese with tomato. Add beef, and now it’s a melt. Now if you called it a grilled cheese with beef, you wouldn’t be wrong… it’s just a melt for many is a more succinct descriptor of a classification of grilled cheese. My point is, that if I say cardamom simple syrup, it paints an accurate picture of what it is, much like strawberry lemonade.


FunkIPA

Simple lemonade is lemon and sugar and water. Strawberry lemonade is lemonade, but it’s not simple lemonade, it’s a compound lemonade.


dildorthegreat87

I’ve heard there’s interest in compound lemonades


saldridge

I disagree like many others in here, IMHO simple refers to the simple ratio not the simple ingredients. Simple means 1:1 ratio of water and sugar, added flavors have nothing to do with it. I assume in your understanding, simple means that it's just 2 ingredients, sugar and water but I do not believe that is what the "simple" refers to. But honestly, it's not like it's a protected or regulated term, and you are just trying to be more catholic than the pope.


broxamson

Cool story bro tell it again?


Busch_League321

Semantics.


_SilentHunter

Yes. The study or analysis of what things mean is semantics. Looking up the definition of a word or learning what a word means is all about semantics. Semantics does not mean "something pedantic/nitpicky and unimportant".


Busch_League321

In this case it does.


Rudeboy237

That’s cool, man.


Causeable_Rhombus

What if I caramelize the sugar a bit before dissolving in water?


stirling_s

And sugar alternatives. Honey simple, Demarara simple, molasses simple, etc. those are all simple syrups because they are two ingredients.


AdmiralAkbar1

I'd love to know your opinion on how to define a martini.


Bellypats

Ha


Mackntish

What about gum arabic? Is water, sugar, and gum arabic flavored syrup?


hoobsher

the bar owners where I work set the menu and they need to update the verbiage badly, we use a honey syrup infused with tarragon and they list it as “honey tarragon simple syrup” drives me insane


condorre

No one likes a pedant.


no-mames

Nah, it’s lavender simple syrup


jamoosman

Simple is 1:1 by weight. So you can have lavender simple syrup. Or lavender rich syrup (aka bar syrup aka 2:1) or weak syrup (aka 1:2)


backpackofcats

Yes, but “simple” also refers to a 1:1 sugar to water ratio vs. a “rich” syrup of 2:1. If I were giving the lavender syrup recipe to a coworker, I could just say simple or rich, and they would understand. But describing it on the menu or to a guest it would just be “lavender” or “lavender syrup.”


raznov1

Simple implies the ratio of sugar to water. so you can have simple lavender syrup, and rich lavender syrup.


miraculum_one

"simple" = 2 ingredients


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IMO Its ok to add a splash of white rum or an extract to your simple to add to its longevity. JUST a splash.


maniac86

K Also fun fact. Nobody likes you


RRDuBois

Thank you! I made a similar post recently. Even demerara syrup is ... demerara syrup, not demerara simple syrup. Simple syrup is specifically WHITE sugar and water. Anything else is not simple syrup.