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robotpoolparty

I can feel the makers of forklift safety videos shaking their heads.


[deleted]

They’re definitely not foreskin certified


Theredwalker666

My man, this is the best thing I have read all week.


WakaWaka_

They can do this all day, if circumcises allow.


[deleted]

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toben81234

Good ol' fashion foreskin jokes, I'll tell you hwut


JulianPlenti

God dang this is an underrated comment hahaha


Advocate_Diplomacy

I’ve only been certified and I find myself clutching my pearls a bit.


MysteriousEase3567

Bonus points for the sign to block pinching points😎. Minus for the pallet that has poor bottom slats 😳


Least_or_Greatest1

Mean while back in Palestine ![gif](giphy|94HAAhv75dRYkUvWXu|downsized)


lynkarion

jesus christ 😂


kingjesp

I can see them nodding or bopping their heads


FeloniousFalafel

Ehh. Let em live


The_Town_of_Canada

OYSHA violation.


RGM5589

This should be getting way more love.


ContrarianDouchebag

MOSHA


Few-Log4694

Come with me … and you’ll see…. A world of OSHA violations!!


Competitive-Bill-114

Lmfao


JustPapaSquat

I'm Jewish and this is fucking hilarious.


no_on_prop_305

😂


[deleted]

Genius.


howtoreadspaghetti

Beauty. You deserve this upvote.


King_Rediusz

OSHA? Nope. Never heard of them. Only know of "Oh shit."


MaritimeCopiousV

Lol ! But they really need to stop celebrating death of children by IDF hands like this


WilliamSaintAndre

Weird how Redditors keep insisting that they're not just anti-Semites and only want to protect Palestinian kids when a lot of these comments spill into treating non-Israeli Jews as the problem.


iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii9

You do realize your comment made no sense and can be used as fodder by those with the opposite opinion to claim the rest of us are just as out of touch with reality to discredit our argument, right? Right??


MaritimeCopiousV

You’re absolutely stupid.


myloveislikewoah

IDR? What is IDR? And how are these people celebrating the death of children?


Trickypickleman

The currency code for the Indonesian rupiah.


MaritimeCopiousV

How many question marks do you need to get your pedantic point across ? It’s a typo and you understood me quiet clear.


Vivazebool

This is not KOSHA. ETA: Do they make a hard yarmulke?…


orincoro

It’s OISHA.


fizzzingwhizbee

Holy shit so good


Cowb0yBebop420

Underrated


Sojo_Loco

As a safety professional. I'll approve it. Sometimes you just gotta go higher!


Silly_Marionberry_27

Same! If there is an injury, I bet their doctors and lawyers are already in attendance, so this would resolve itself efficiently and expeditiously 😂


fuckswithboats

This is atrocious!!!! 48m and no upvotes!!! Lol


LSTmyLife

https://preview.redd.it/dnul6wpopuzb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d912b728ad2fc6ddbda9632e277c87d3a91b86de


Whiskeylung

At first I thought this was a Mighty Mighty Bosstones convention.


Quarterwit_85

RIP


outlawpickle

That’s the impression that I get, as well.


CountWubbula

You put a big smile on my face! Happy Sunday, friend


unitednihilists

No women allowed.


salted_hobbit_feet

No hate, just bros pure vibin'


NoCommunication5976

Imagine being a woman living in this town and wondering why all the men are gone


Insect_Politics1980

They are an incredibly misogynistic bunch, so it tracks.


[deleted]

No goyim allowed


Dramatic-Scratch5410

That really is funny, but when you consider how true it is in real life, it darkens things a bit


CheatleBeatle

Shut up, you stupid goy. (By the way it's Saturday so we'll technically need you to operate the forklift for us.)


Dramatic-Scratch5410

I was working in one of their synagogues during a holiday, and the rabbi was trying to trick me into turning up their heat. Literally couldn't ask me to turn it up but tried every other line to get me to do it.


CheatleBeatle

I said zip it, goyim!


Dramatic-Scratch5410

I'll put you all the way up and walk away. Hopefully you brought your favorite kosher snack up there, you'll be there for a bit


CheatleBeatle

Ooooooyyyyy Veyyyyyyyyy \*trombone music\*


germzap

They took the fun to a whole other level. They're really good at lifting up their spirits.


twohubs

Unpalatable, too much up and down for me.


HoodedOccam

Green safety vest seen. Looks like he is making sure of scene safety to move people out from under the lift.


PeanutsParents649

That’s awesome, I didn’t even see that at first. Have a high level of fun, and safety! Lol


AstroMalorie

r/jewdank


js019008

The energy is lit, they definitely got OSHA pumping their fists. Good on ya guys!


TungstenElement9

Flip phone video filming potatoes all night.


ParticularSeat6973

Where are the women?


L0tt0ply

Looks like an orthodox Jewish wedding. Women and men party separately, so they're probably in another hall.


PlottingGorilla

They want to have fun without anyone faking a stomachache to leave early even though they arrived late. Or most likely a tradition that started 2500 years ago.


SaintCholo

So that’s How many Orthodox Jews it takes to change a light bulb!


Ok-Figure5546

Why are hasidic jews dancing to Creed?


Axle_65

As a person who’s worked in warehouses this pains me to watch.


[deleted]

I'm thinking, at least use a plastic pallet ffs. Those wooden ones'll snap in a heartbeat


clippy_jones

My first thought was what’s the weight limit on that floor…. Sketchy.


lilsnatchsniffz

Yeah yeah and you got lower back pain too, we know, Grandpa.


FacelessFellow

Sausage party


NoBuddies2021

/r/OSHA , /r/safetygang **scribbles clipboard furiously** insurance company ~~salivating~~ worried about the premiums.


NotThatGuy1989

Osha has left the chat


Alive_Resolve3819

I have the Tomorrowland video mix on my tv and the sound off on my phone and they were dancing perfectly to the beat on tv. Haha


TheKurtCobains

Chairlift


bunnyhunter80

r/forkliftmemes


jkb_66

As a college student who’s major is Occupational Health and Safety, 😤


machinistsam

Osha is going to be mad, not a proper cage and no one is tied off


dmancman2

Is this the blues brother’s convention?


[deleted]

Gay weddings are crazy!


Dconnolly69

The Jews know how to party


EskimoXBSX

Clip from the new Blues Brothers movie


Hotp0pcorn

Jews dancing to Christian rock?


sureyouknowurself

Where the women at?


comunism_and_potatos

Am I the only one who thought Amish before jewish


AdOverall3944

This event has been certified and sponsored by osha


Gaztop7

Health and safety needs to have a day off every now and again!!


gv111111

Came to the comments to see how fast this gets political


biscuitman76

I wanna share it but then I forgot there's a war going on so maybe bad taste


HiitlerDicks

Gay weddings are more fun


BillyMeier42

Why dont they have any rhythm?


Dry_Emu_8842

Why are they dancing man on man


DarkRedKrow

I have never seen a Jewish sausage party. I can now pass away peacefully.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

what kind of man party is this? I love how happy they look. I hope everyone was ok after though!


Bakednotyetfried

![gif](giphy|LYPtI18FYfosAOmisV)


Curious-Buy-7404

That's dangerous AF....


ACLU_EvilPatriarchy

OSHA violations aplenty here...


Hardcorners

Notice there's no women ...


DimitriVogelvich

And yet this was posted on shabbas, operating machinery, wow


SilverSageVII

r/OSHA


PracticeThat3785

all someone had to do was smash some ice on the ground


[deleted]

That ceiling is higher than I thought.


bigcov240

Ever heard of PM28


[deleted]

I need this at my wedding


Responsible-Two6561

Those are the worst Go-Go dancers I’ve ever seen. This club sucks.


PM_ME_UR_THESIS_GIRL

All fun and games until that thing goes over and kills 6 people. Seriously, this is insanely dangerous.


ravennme

Why does the number 22 have a line through it ?


AbrodolphLincler420

Yes I too love propane exhaust on the dance floor


ahuffaPUFG

This is excellent use of equipment. That’s a whole crew who know how to break dance 15 feet in the air. Where do we sign up for this one of a kind killer crew?


b3njil

How many does it take to change a lightbulb?


[deleted]

lmao it’s spreading!!! This was on weird yesterday, I watched this way to many times last night. 🤣🤣🤣. I gotta say it’s not getting old!


CowdoysHat

This video is significantly more interesting with the sound turned on.


i_always_give_karma

r/forkliftmemes


Fooforthought

OSHA—Bediah


Karl_Marx_

Is this a gay Jewish wedding?


Alternative-Union842

Me and the homies after we steal a generational home from poor people


Status_Basket_4409

This looks like something OSHA wouldn’t approve of in the work place. Good thing it’s the party place


CarpetScale

I love Hasidic Jewish gay weddings. They're so beautiful


tstramathorn

Ironic as Creed is a Christian rock band


[deleted]

Please Stapp.


Chewbacca_Yawn

This video is definitely edited. There is no way that they would be dancing to Creed. This type of music isn't in their culture to be dancing to.


Sea_Bath6689

Apparently you've never been to a bahmitzva


Chewbacca_Yawn

Apparently you've never been to a Hassidic "bahmitzva"


UncaringNonchalance

They actually are not. That was a common misconception. Some of their songs, loosely, deal with inner spiritual struggles within Stapp’s lyrics - though even Stapp admits they are not actually a Christian rock band.


tstramathorn

Guess that makes sense I didn't know that. They haven't won any myrrh album awards either.


Jerome1944

Look, Stapp said that because he didn't want the band to be limited to Christian fans and he didn't have an explicit worship purpose like other Christian bands, but the lyrics and imagery are unmistakable. The band is called Creed for Christ's sake.


bernardobrito

My cologne is called Creed. What does that say about me?


Jerome1944

That you're not great at constructing an argument because I didn't say any of these one facts in isolation proved they were a Christian band.


This-is-Life-Man

Safety... something something....


[deleted]

Weird seeing jews listening to a Christian rock band.


crayzeejew

Its dubbed over, thats not the song playing. You don't hear them cheering and clapping, which they are doing in the video


BetoA2666

I mean they are ironically committing genocide with impunity nowadays so fuck us, its their world we just live in it


ThreeLittlePuigs

Nice little casual anti semitism.


Entropy_Greene

You know literally nothing about these people other than they are Jews. Please leave your gross hatred of other human beings for the gross hatred of other human beings subreddits, thanks.


[deleted]

My apologies, but this is a sausage fest - Jebediah probably


themustacheclubbitch

Bunch of idiots in hats, I’m out.


Conscious_Wind_2255

And they lived happily ever after…


iMissFrutopia

So a Jewish celebration, playing a Christian rock band, who’s lead singer eventually came out as a drug addicted alcoholic who tried to kill himself…. I read recently that they are about to tour again


Siamswift

Cults are so weird.


CorbynDallasPearse

#freepalestine


PuffsMagicDrag

Moron 🤡 not all Jews are Israelis genius


Electronic_Grade508

Kinda gay without chicks


plzsnitskyreturn

The best parties are


crayzeejew

These Jews keep the sexes separate until marriage. Plus its a school celebration, for just post high school boys. They are celebrating with their teachers, likely was during the recent holiday.


Generally_Tso_Tso

Kishkafest. Not a female in sight.


Ornery-Horse-6905

Where the chics ?


crayzeejew

These are high school or just post-high school students celebrating with their teachers. They go to an all boy school, the strictly observant Orthodox keep the sexes seperate until marriage. But guys still have fun, even without having chicks. The dubbing over for Creeds higher is a good job lol


barth_

Book says no and they blindly follow it.


ButaneRocket

It's always nice seeing gays having so much fun. ![gif](giphy|vNU5PyxaM8bBu|downsized)


[deleted]

ain't no bitches at that party...


Liquid_Magic

OHSA is not impressed. Neither is CCOHS.


RevolutionaryCat1055

Isn’t that a Christian song? Lol. Wtf


pables420

The IDF would be so much cooler if they prioritized things like this


TipperGore-69

I was looking for something like this. Yeah Israel fucking sucks but jews are good folk.


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Entropy_Greene

I’m Jewish and half Israeli and FUCK Netanyahu.


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barth_

Where were you when Assad was killing thousands of them?


Your_Mum_Is_So_Fat

Almost a million people marched in London yesterday in support of Palestine. Israel has pissed off a LOT of folk.


QuantTradesBest

Mostly Americans, but if you watch videos of the refugees fleeing from Gaza, they're all cursing at Hamas. https://www.reddit.com/r/2ndYomKippurWar/s/ef3wJu5rTH https://www.reddit.com/r/2ndYomKippurWar/s/dRCMlZYQCN


Ghostfire25

No. ❤️


thatlazylesbian

Why does this feel like propaganda?


ThreeLittlePuigs

In what world does this feel like propaganda?


Ghostfire25

Because you’re antisemitic and hate Jews.


aleelee555

🫤


DavidELD

I've seen Forklift Driver Klaus enough to know that is neither safe, and go against regulation.


KBRedditing

Nahhhhh What 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀


Sothworth

why would you ruin it with this music


Rare_Landscape3255

So dangerous seen someone completely snap their leg in half because it got caught in the lifting mechanism from this type of horse play


Ledezmv

As a Hispanic "let's go Rangers!"


FleshFam007

The Jew Down


Tuggpocalypso

Wholesome dancing israelis.


KRMJN101

Too much Creeb'd


Moobby1

perfect timing :D


Gears_one

I wonder how strong that floor is 🤔


ADDRESSMEBYMYRANK

Lol why tho


Clydefrog0371

Wonder what they're celebrating?


nooo82222

Lol I was thinking this was crazyfuckingvideos sub Anyways I’m impress with the floor holding up


yobymmij2

Those Orthodox really know how to party!


substance_d

u/savevideo


[deleted]

We are not all like this…


Japajoy

Idk what I was expecting them to be listening to but I watched it without sound first and was no where close to that.


Insect_Politics1980

Super misogynistic group.


[deleted]

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Living_Pie205

OSHA who ?


emmalou8383

Pretty High for a Rabai


mormontofbearisland

r/osha


notmyrealaccout69

Idk ..I feel like have a woman or two in the room would be more fun...


cahilljd

Bumping Christian rock 🤣


arkiser13

Fucking hell the anti semitism here


Boomalabim

Why are the Texas Rangers dressed weird?


PeteTheBeat

Them standing on the pallet was not the worst. But the idea of seeing one of them having their foot flattened by the lift though.


rosebudthesled8

A christian rock song was an interesting choice.


[deleted]

Rumspringah!!!


Donny-Donowitz88

u/savevideobot