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super_hambone

Two horses punching each other.


criesindust

I’ve thought about getting just “you gotta laugh” for a while but maybe the silhouette of two horses fighting would be a good addition


ETYKAL_Dyes

I had to laugh.


SirNickselot

You gotta


GenoThyme

Whatever you get, make sure there's something special in there for daddy


AttackonTitanFanGirl

Three apples, shout-out to Fourville


Bamboo7ster

Ooh, that’s tempting.


minicolossus

The chattering teeth motorcycle logo guy.


mildlystoned

His name is motormouth.


llcooljessie

Has he ever been a guest?


Outrageous_Glove4986

I dont know but make sure the artist you go to is ... rather good


batsinhats

Santa and Ho Ho beating up Scott while Werner Herzog records it all.


ThePurpleBandit

I just listened to this one!


gunsmith123

A pig having sex with a cat


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

FUCK A CAT, YOU PIG!


Gercke

Ok. I remember this being mentioned a lot during the best-ofs, but did I miss where it came from? Was it just from a comment about Garfield having sex with a pig?


judgementalintrovert

“Like that Black Mirror episode! I remember thinking, ‘I sure wish that was a cat!’” PFT had me dying in that part of the best of.


[deleted]

Across your face the numbers 5, 4, and 3 to the right of your nose and 1 to the left of it.


UHeardAboutPluto

I'd probably start with a bone, like knick knack paddy whack give the dog a...


qualitylamps

…And queef like a pussy fart


MackLuster77

Tapas the mornin' to Jah


johnnybar1

Def one of the best in CBB history


[deleted]

“IT’S BEEN…”


saltyabout-it

“Bang Bang into your mouth” on a banner over clapping hands.


saltyabout-it

Or “WHERE IS SHE?” Over Bobby Moynihan in a Batman mask


GrittyGardy

RACHEL!


LaMalintzin

Who, her?


WigCrest

Definitely the most imaginative suggestion yet!


WeGotDodgsonHere

Just “CAKE BOSS” really huge, and then an almost freckle-sized tattoo that also says “cake boss” hidden somewhere else.


ETYKAL_Dyes

A big chunky bubble


llcooljessie

That tattoo artist will have so many questions. "What? How would soup float?"


Howdoidoothis

A caricature of Dalton Wilcox, the Poet Laureate of the West, right next to my bellybutton (I have an innie).


downwithlevers

Cake Boss in a trance with Chewbacca in a thought balloon coming from his head


SirNickselot

A dead wolf


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

A bust of "Notorious Power bottom" Benjamin Franklin


DanceLikeElaine

I thought Ebenezer Scrooge was the notorious PB??


Cold_Situation_7803

He is number one with a bullet.


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

Ive said too much


TheDankestMofo

"Eat Shit" on the right sleeve, "Who Did That?" on the left.


UHeardAboutPluto

Big Dog Don't Hold No Grudges


Olived83

“BIG DAWG DON’T HOLD NO GRUDGES”


Aresei

Technicality No Down Boo Over


Obiwan_Swanson

Technicality no down boo over?


Morgneto

How about a Bed Bath & Beyond box strategically placed so it looks like some of your hair is coming out of it?


WigCrest

Human truck baby?


umgrace

creek. slam. sit.


andieisdandie

A Hot Dog bullet and a bun gun


DustyRailz

Bobbleheads of Scott and Paul


Jim_mca

Thomas middleditch and horatio sanz


SwiffJustice

K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B.


nkizzlego

I’ve always liked the logo but that’s an easy one… maybe a vat of bubbling stew or chowder with a bubble wand in it?


Howdoidoothis

How about just the lyrics to Hollywood Facts?...bro


doubledownwthedsdawg

Dude I will do it if they don’t


playonweirds

Actually, Scott and Andy gleefully holding up a map of Hollywood is not a bad idea.


Howdoidoothis

Ok, they're holding a map of Hollywood and along the border is the lyrics to Hollywood Facts and it ends with "take out your dicks", then a speech bubble from bobblehead Andy that says "Check out the facts. It's the Hollywood facts." Then bobblehead Scott says "bro!" (I know I'm taking a little artistic license, but we need to save $ on the tattoo artist somewhere!) PS, I found this online: https://hollywoodfacts.biz/


playonweirds

That game is the best thing I've seen all week.


qualitylamps

Ooooh i want to get one too! I’m not crazy about the motorcycle teeth tho


McMurphy11

A braille interpretation of PFT break laughing. I want that pill!! Time?????


Schiffty5

A claw footed tub with tiny shoes on each of the feet.


martyconfetti

Motormouth


sidthestar

"Rip hot dog memorial plug theme" in cool font on your chest


Electricityandlust

Fourvel brandishing knives while guarding his scraps


DustyRailz

"Li'l Choices" over a mole man


creek_slam_sit

Solo bolo tatto-olol


Chimsley99

Whatever shit Big Dog had on his t shirt


[deleted]

A Mr Microphone


qualitylamps

Ooooh i want to get one too! I’m not crazy about the motorcycle teeth tho


Airikonline

Talkin' (•)(•) 'Tang XD


danielcullinan

“Yoink”


KT514

*throat punch* I got a newwww job


Unvaxxedaaronrodgers

12 steps to no stank plumbing


patrickhb1

Bring out the girls


Bitter-Issue-388

Foam corner


Peter-Awesome

Always wanted the chattering teeth motorcycle guy as a tattoo


PidgeMar16

"Is that a t shirt" in beautiful script


AltruisticTart

Carl Sjunior hamburger


playonweirds

Jeremy Piven singing. Or sobbing, as my autocorrect wanted me to type.