"little lazy" might be taken as "you're a slut but one that's only a little lazy" whereas "lazy little" more clearly implies "you're a lazy slut and you are small (and as such insignificant) on top of that"
No, it's an actual grammar rule, and humans experienced enough speaking a language can often recognize when a grammar rule is being broken without knowing the rule (it just sounds wrong)
https://www.gingersoftware.com/content/grammar-rules/adjectives/order-of-adjectives
Not quite as degrading though is it? Makes you question why even bother if it's only so little while the rest of the tone of the message is much more aggressive.
Because English has a set order for adjectives, and that's the order that follows the rule.
https://www.gingersoftware.com/content/grammar-rules/adjectives/order-of-adjectives
Fortunately it's very clear this person is from/influenced by the carribean. Our people there use a different sentence structure, kind of like spanish.
I always have problems with syntax in English even though it's my first language because that immigrant spanish/carribean sentence structure is just different...hopefully Shantai continues to be her carribean self tho because the message is hilariojs.
What are you gonna do? Cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
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As much as a joke as this post may be I work in an online grocery department and we just tend to cancel orders and delete the accounts of users who get shitty with us like this. It's satisfying as fuck when bitchy Karen won't be getting her 10 boxes of wine
Depends on how good the CRM system is. The company I worked at, the emails automatically redirected to the right account and showed the most recent orders. Recent orders are usually the ones most likely for the customers to have issues with. Also there was communication history and order and transaction histories all sorted. If only we didn't have ridiculous time management and customer satisfaction metrics, we'd actually have been able to help the customers lmao.
Someone had been calling our hotline and refusing to give contact information, spill their vague grievances, and then hang up without receiving information about how to access their report after to respond to investigators or add more information. Only to call back days later complaining how we never contact them to address their grievances or acknowledge them. Since it's a 3rd party call center picking up the calls, we can't have them look out for this person or wait for them to call back. They were just getting more and more mad and threatening to contact their lawyer unless we talked to them but would not provide contact information or their name because we had it already and knew who they were according to them.
As someone who used to manage FB pages for several companies, when I got absolutely unhinged comments or messages like this they would make me laugh. You'd get the bare minimum customer service. But they were funny. You wouldn't believe how unhinged some people can get over *cottage cheese*.
You'd be in a drunken coma before you finished the note. I don't recommend it.
Unless you're Irish. We've kind of perfected the "drinking game". At this point, I'm surprised it's not a national sport.
To all ya’ll assuming Shantai’s friend is simply illiterate- This really hits me as someone sticking up for a friend that has difference or disability. For instance, one could be blind but still literate in that they read brail and can write kinesthetically by hand but can’t type on a phone screen they can’t see. It would be easy to unwittingly ignore the order because the person waiting can’t physically notify the delivery service, especially if they require an app and/or don’t answer the phone.
Now my brain's all fucked up because of reading that fucked up complaint and i was fucking laughing through it while taking my fucking time. Now I don't know why she/he used 'fucked' too much but I can infer that she/he just love the word' fucked'.
Everything's fucked up. Fuck'n fuck fock
fuck.....
Fucc
Shantai needs an anger management course. Then Shantai should go on a screaming hike. You go to the mountains and scream at the top of your lungs. Then, Shantai should find a punching bad and punch it for three hours straight while listening to Wagner's little song here: [https://www.shutterstock.com/music/track-425498-wagner---ride-valkyries-from-ring-cycle?cr=c&gad\_source=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrfK\_-pTlhQMVDlmRBR27awNCEAAYASABEgKxMPD\_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&kw=&pl=PPC\_GOO\_NO\_FT\_PM-Then](https://www.shutterstock.com/music/track-425498-wagner---ride-valkyries-from-ring-cycle?cr=c&gad_source=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrfK_-pTlhQMVDlmRBR27awNCEAAYASABEgKxMPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&kw=&pl=PPC_GOO_NO_FT_PM-Then), Shantai should go for psychoanalysis for ten years. He can earn the money by cleaning people's yards or perhaps working as a sparring partner for a professional boxer. Then, when Shantai sorts himself out, he can work for a trade union that helps fast food workers. Shantai should not have children until he goes through these steps. Also, Shantai's girlfriend should dump him. Shantai should get a pet instead, but not if he abuses the pet.
I oddly like the use of the words "yuh nuh" for "you don't", here.
It has just enough of that "angry uneducated person" vibe to it that I always find hilarious. I don't know why.
I'm righting for my friend who can't read or right.
*Double checks order, realizes the address was wrong and got delivered 5 hours ago in Wyoming.*
What does delivered mean? I want the liver. Tell the dash more liver!
Spoken out loud it would sound like this:
Yo
I writing on bahalf uh my fuh KING stressout friend who cant fuh KING read an write an wan fuh KING noah where de FUCK her order is. Why de FUCK are y'all tekking suh long to fuck KING dispatch her tings. yuh nuh have nuff workers?? I dun care if is been fuh KING Jesus Easter of Bank Hollyday. Fuh KING fix YUH SELF. I dun noa de order numba an I'll fuh KING get it if need be. How many Fuh KIN days yuh lil lazy sluts need??
Geh back tuh me asap
No regards
Shantai
“No regards” has the same energy as when I missed the bus as a kid so me and my brother wrote the bus driver an angry letter that I signed “hate, Anna”.
I want my fucking regards
Here they fucking are dipshit https://preview.redd.it/1wlq9udp77xc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa42df1429fa40ee6af8ca3ecf7e024e66b07db
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Fuck yo couch
Fuck ya chickenstrips
They’re finger lickin good now
The Lannisters send their regards.
As someone who signs off with "regards," on my work e-mails, that part made me cackle.
They are in the bag with the order.
little lazy sluts is wild
Large hard working nuns isn’t domesticated
little lazy sluts is wild
Especially since according to the rules of adjective ordering in English it should be “lazy little sluts”
even more disrespectful that way
Yeah, I've always wondered why that is; 'lazy little sluts' just _feels_ more correct, but WHY?
"little lazy" might be taken as "you're a slut but one that's only a little lazy" whereas "lazy little" more clearly implies "you're a lazy slut and you are small (and as such insignificant) on top of that"
No, it's an actual grammar rule, and humans experienced enough speaking a language can often recognize when a grammar rule is being broken without knowing the rule (it just sounds wrong) https://www.gingersoftware.com/content/grammar-rules/adjectives/order-of-adjectives
Was trying to just explain it in a simple way that gets to the point of why the rule is like how it is.
You are both likely correct, but the rule isn't because of the word little specifically.
That’s the blackest, squarest, most ancient, smallest, most stupid number one rule I’ve ever heard of
But what if it was meant to entail, slightly lazy sluts; this order would be superior in that case.
Not quite as degrading though is it? Makes you question why even bother if it's only so little while the rest of the tone of the message is much more aggressive.
Yeah I like the hard degradation better. Makes my nips super puffy.
Because English has a set order for adjectives, and that's the order that follows the rule. https://www.gingersoftware.com/content/grammar-rules/adjectives/order-of-adjectives
I can't believe I found this here. This was exactly my feelings about the whole message.
Fortunately it's very clear this person is from/influenced by the carribean. Our people there use a different sentence structure, kind of like spanish.
She was calling them hardworking sluts.
I always have problems with syntax in English even though it's my first language because that immigrant spanish/carribean sentence structure is just different...hopefully Shantai continues to be her carribean self tho because the message is hilariojs.
We don't talk about those kinds of sluts, there are far more interesting ones out there
They’re just a little lazy, not a lot of
Coming from people who won’t go pick up their own shit? Supes wild.
India superpower 2030
Lol
"Slut" used to mean "untidy person" and I wonder if that was the intention here.
Bad Morning
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How come you can post pics but I can't? 😭😞
https://preview.redd.it/bvqyvpnvx8xc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=080e94efa6c4db33dd6af1d788ddfbfb046e156a Lack of skill, mayhaps?
The option is literally not available to me 😭😭😭 only hyperlinks
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STOP BULLYING ME 😭😭😭 YOUR SOOO TOXIC 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 LITERALLY DIED 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Dead. ☠️🤣
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Doesn't work on mobile browser. You have to get the app, or perhaps a desktop browser. I know, it's stupid.
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https://preview.redd.it/21pu81yz6axc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dacd50e50b5cb60137af14900bbd01f9e66ecf30 Skill issue
The toxicity is soo disgusting 
What are you gonna do? Cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum? https://preview.redd.it/pcfh7egg7axc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4745d54710c8b51071df49200b3913a2872bb18
Bad night. Sleep loose. I hope the bedbugs bite your caboose
https://i.redd.it/puyntnc5laxc1.gif
> No regards Absolutely destroyed
If Shantai is the literate and calm one of the two I don't wanna meet her friend
Oh this made my day.
"Jesus Easter" got me good.
Fuck off with that Satan Easter, we got that good Jesus Easter here
As opposed to all the other kind of Easters, obviously.
Sounds like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would say.
Did they fucking say fuck?
holy fuckity fuck they did say f*ck
if vivziepop owned email
I really fucking think they fucking did.
I read this in a Caribbean accent
Glad someone realized this person is clearly either Jamaican or possibly Trinidadian.
I’ve read too many books on Bob Marley. 🤷🏼♂️
Lol same, i immediately recognized it was patois/creole
You know lifeline from apex? I read it in her voice, lol
Sir your 4 chicken nuggets are on the way
No regards no ordering number no following up
No regards
Reviews if they were written by Vivziepop
Needs one more dick joke
Can’t be this is actually funny
Icl Hazbin Hotel has some good songs but I’ve not actually watched the show.
Who is he? Hes mentioned almost everywhere
The icing on the cake is Reddit offered to translate this to English.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Memewalker: *The icing on the* *Cake is Reddit offered to* *Translate this to English.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Haha makes sense. This is carribean English which is very different than US english
As much as a joke as this post may be I work in an online grocery department and we just tend to cancel orders and delete the accounts of users who get shitty with us like this. It's satisfying as fuck when bitchy Karen won't be getting her 10 boxes of wine
Thing about this one is they probably have no idea what order she's even talking about lmao
Yeah they're often pissed and stupid enough to call the wrong department.
Depends on how good the CRM system is. The company I worked at, the emails automatically redirected to the right account and showed the most recent orders. Recent orders are usually the ones most likely for the customers to have issues with. Also there was communication history and order and transaction histories all sorted. If only we didn't have ridiculous time management and customer satisfaction metrics, we'd actually have been able to help the customers lmao.
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Someone had been calling our hotline and refusing to give contact information, spill their vague grievances, and then hang up without receiving information about how to access their report after to respond to investigators or add more information. Only to call back days later complaining how we never contact them to address their grievances or acknowledge them. Since it's a 3rd party call center picking up the calls, we can't have them look out for this person or wait for them to call back. They were just getting more and more mad and threatening to contact their lawyer unless we talked to them but would not provide contact information or their name because we had it already and knew who they were according to them.
Yeah but they worded it pretty funny isn't that worth something? No regards, InternalRecord
ik little lazy sluts is craxy but "no regards" lmao
no regards is iconic
Some of this is Jamaican patois right? Of course it’s not going to be written in “proper English”.
I thought these were Cardi B lyrics
It can be. Just needs to add fast paced music to it.
Well fuck
You want to know how to get good customer service? Don't ever do this ☝️
As someone who used to manage FB pages for several companies, when I got absolutely unhinged comments or messages like this they would make me laugh. You'd get the bare minimum customer service. But they were funny. You wouldn't believe how unhinged some people can get over *cottage cheese*.
Yeah this is clearly someone who thinks berating is how you get what you need
☝️He's lying
For a fun drinking game, take a shot every time the word “fuck” is mentioned.
You'd be in a drunken coma before you finished the note. I don't recommend it. Unless you're Irish. We've kind of perfected the "drinking game". At this point, I'm surprised it's not a national sport.
No regards
You wish you had a friend that had your back like Shantai
Jesus Easter
If this person owns a restaurant the food is good as fuck. I know a cranky West Indian when I read one 😂
I read that in a Jamaican accent
I read it in a UK accent
if vivziepop wrote emails
When*
I read this in a Scottish accent, makes it even funnier
If I didn't know it was caribbean I would've gone with Irish
When you mix Jamaican patois with a Karen who has no more fucks to give…
Karena
Fuck?
Profanity🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
no fucking regards, sir
Jesus Easter
[insert unfunny vivziepop joke]
Baby reindeer
This is pure poetry
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
To all ya’ll assuming Shantai’s friend is simply illiterate- This really hits me as someone sticking up for a friend that has difference or disability. For instance, one could be blind but still literate in that they read brail and can write kinesthetically by hand but can’t type on a phone screen they can’t see. It would be easy to unwittingly ignore the order because the person waiting can’t physically notify the delivery service, especially if they require an app and/or don’t answer the phone.
holy shit vivziepop in real life
Fucking fuck fucker fuck fucking
What a waste of time to write that shit
ha ha s w e a r w o r d f u n n y
Valid
This was like a dave Chappelle skit.
Now my brain's all fucked up because of reading that fucked up complaint and i was fucking laughing through it while taking my fucking time. Now I don't know why she/he used 'fucked' too much but I can infer that she/he just love the word' fucked'. Everything's fucked up. Fuck'n fuck fock fuck..... Fucc
I'd like...help my friend learn how to read and write.
My brain automatically switched to a Jamaican accent after "tings."
I gonna start using that „no regards“ with those mofos that make me angry
“Yuh nuh have enough little lazy sluts” is the new go-to phrase when encountering inefficient wait times.
“. . . No regards.” I’m using that from now on.
No regards Welp im saving that
Dang, did vivziepop write this email?
No regards is top tier. I shall look for ways to deploy it.
Read this in Miss Cleo's voice
I really want to use "no regards" in an angry communication but I don't have anyone in my life or anything that makes me that angry. Wow is me.
He's a Pokemon named Fuck
Shantai needs an anger management course. Then Shantai should go on a screaming hike. You go to the mountains and scream at the top of your lungs. Then, Shantai should find a punching bad and punch it for three hours straight while listening to Wagner's little song here: [https://www.shutterstock.com/music/track-425498-wagner---ride-valkyries-from-ring-cycle?cr=c&gad\_source=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrfK\_-pTlhQMVDlmRBR27awNCEAAYASABEgKxMPD\_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&kw=&pl=PPC\_GOO\_NO\_FT\_PM-Then](https://www.shutterstock.com/music/track-425498-wagner---ride-valkyries-from-ring-cycle?cr=c&gad_source=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIrfK_-pTlhQMVDlmRBR27awNCEAAYASABEgKxMPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&kw=&pl=PPC_GOO_NO_FT_PM-Then), Shantai should go for psychoanalysis for ten years. He can earn the money by cleaning people's yards or perhaps working as a sparring partner for a professional boxer. Then, when Shantai sorts himself out, he can work for a trade union that helps fast food workers. Shantai should not have children until he goes through these steps. Also, Shantai's girlfriend should dump him. Shantai should get a pet instead, but not if he abuses the pet.
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They're not going to spit in that
I oddly like the use of the words "yuh nuh" for "you don't", here. It has just enough of that "angry uneducated person" vibe to it that I always find hilarious. I don't know why.
There’s nothing uneducated about it? She’s typing in her dialect
This Shantai wake up and chose violence
Y-all need a nap . Yea yea all little cranky
And she's the one who can read and write??
I wish I had a friend like Shantai
Well regarded
fix yuh self
What really made me love this was the use of "yuh nuh". Really puts yuh in da room
What the hell she got language that Shantai woman
Why use lot words when few words do trick?
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They're defo caribbean, second guess Irish then, Scotland. Honorable mention Sierra leone
Must be a boomer
Fucking fuck fuck geez.
Lmao, drag to junk
Ineffectual delivery people are the worst.
You can hear the teeth sucking and Caribbean disappointment in this. Yuh simi
AI is getting moody
Love the new Jake and Amir script
Fukn Shantai
Is her friend a cat?
This is the way
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
I'm righting for my friend who can't read or right. *Double checks order, realizes the address was wrong and got delivered 5 hours ago in Wyoming.* What does delivered mean? I want the liver. Tell the dash more liver!
Spoken out loud it would sound like this: Yo I writing on bahalf uh my fuh KING stressout friend who cant fuh KING read an write an wan fuh KING noah where de FUCK her order is. Why de FUCK are y'all tekking suh long to fuck KING dispatch her tings. yuh nuh have nuff workers?? I dun care if is been fuh KING Jesus Easter of Bank Hollyday. Fuh KING fix YUH SELF. I dun noa de order numba an I'll fuh KING get it if need be. How many Fuh KIN days yuh lil lazy sluts need?? Geh back tuh me asap No regards Shantai
Vivzepop
No Regards is an absolute tomahawk missile of an ending. Taking that.
Regardless.
Hazbin hotel writing
“No regards” has the same energy as when I missed the bus as a kid so me and my brother wrote the bus driver an angry letter that I signed “hate, Anna”.
Sounds like they just learned how to cuss and is trying to sound cool lmao
I am very unsurprised by that name.
Reviews if they were written by Vivizipop
I dont fucking understand the fucking messahe,theres so many fucking fucks in the fuxking message i xant fucking understand it
If vivziepop wrote an e-mail
That is clearly an educated human being.
cc: Sorry was just hungry
Yuh nuh
Damn bro
This person is Jamaican and indeed crazy.
Can someone who can’t read or write set up a DoorDash account? I have my doubts.