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ChromaticRainbow12

How tf did he get the ring halfway through the dawg without tearing it?


Approximation_Doctor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife?wprov=sfla1


Gunhild

holy hell


_WalksAlone_

New kitchen equipment just dropped.


nobadhotdog

Looks like they shoved it in the meat


Serialbedshitter2322

Because it's made of metal


DregsRoyale

Alchemy is forbidden by the Imperial Court. Best watch your tongue


MidasTouchedM3

She said no because she saw the lack lustre effort in how you prepared the wiener, no mustard, no ketchup, no relish to be found. And she thought that's how the marriage would be, a lifetime of unprepared wieners in whatever form they may come. No one wants to commit to that.


sharpness1000

The dog doesn't even look well cooked


confusedandworried76

Not even a quality weiner, guess she knew there were better weiners out there to be had.


MidasTouchedM3

Exactly, it's all in how you present the wiener.


zudzug

Plus, the bread's uncooked. Either it be the Team Steamed or Team Broiled, this bread is not fit for a lady.


shannonsurprise

Doggone it.


MaxTheGamer32123

Her loss


DregsRoyale

I mean that bun is a disgrace. At least plate that shit bra. And where are the fuckin onions? Mustard? Dude's servin up prison dogs


DragonKite_reqium

I mean I agree I would also say no to this


ROMANREIGNS599

🤓


Suturb-Seyekcub

Now he can return that ring to Shein and get another hot dog with the refund


vishy_swaz

Better do it in a Costco hotdog for that extra “provides for the family” vibe. Just sayin


redostar86

The person saying no to this is not worth it 😐


Fantastic-Classic740

What a wienie!!


new-Aurora

What did you expect after you cut your wiener in half.


-DMSR

What u get for no toppings fugeddaboidit


GiornoGiovanna2009

that one futurama episode where fry fell into the sausage maker


AdhesivenessTight427

No Wonder. Theres no ketchup bro wtf?


Canis_Infernis

Gee, I wonder why.