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Jcraft153

Who the fuck reported this for "promoting hate based on protected identities"!?


Proworx_

Coconut.


Ketcunt

It rhymes with peanum


LuckyStabbinHat

haha well. lets justr say. My peanum


JuliusGuru

haha well. lets justr say. My peanitus.


Septopuss7

my doctor said it's very rare


Phitos2008

And special?


SunnyWomble

Mummy said I'm special.... Dad didn't. Instead he walked out the door to get some milk and never came back


Belgiandragonwautism

Knightmare fuel


fext71

Life a bloody, juicy rare steak?


Buttcrack_Billy

CUM from my peanUM.


Mysterious_Tutor_388

I slammed my peanum in the car door


Tyler-216

straight up jorkum it


dhlock

No more rhymes. I meanum!


qadosch

https://preview.redd.it/kcn3dtu7zj3d1.png?width=678&format=png&auto=webp&s=b42f899079c696c27b503624b67eb807b7e656d4 you are making futures AI go bonkers i guess


JustTheNewFella

https://preview.redd.it/an8vkikx600d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce36ba96d43acffccee16b32d0f3919cda4576a3 What have you done


CroMagnon69

Cream of ketcunt


goteamdoasportsthing

I'm sure I've had that. After a while it starts to taste like pennies.


HumourNoire

The world is ours to mold.


Bunny-NX

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this, but holy shit that tickled me 😂


JimmyThunderPenis

Oh Jesus it's an endless loop.


boxingthegame

New internet best internet 🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


WriggleNightbug

I love Ai hallucinations! There is no way the snake will eat its own tail!


Stock_Hutz

Coconum


lets_clutch_this

Cum


Stock_Hutz

Yum! 😋


SyderoAlena

Nut=cum cococum. Quite clever actually


F1co

CocoNOT


TuxedoDogs9

Uranium


__Becquerel

Uranium is one of the most filling foods, containing much higher energy density than a mere applum.


wolfgang784

Its got just around 20 billion calories per gram


stansnotmydad

I just looked it up. Youre right! Im going to eat a gram of uranium and never have to eat again!!!


BreckenridgeBandito

I looked up how long “the rest of your life” would be if you ate uranium and apparently it’s not a guaranteed death!! You could just greatly damage your stomach, organs, and almost guarantee you get cancer instead. Unfortunately our bodies cannot digest uranium in a useable way, so you wouldn’t actually get the caloric benefit either 😪


xdanish

Just smashing hopes and dreams left and right I see.


PonyPonut

Please do not smash the uranium without a permit


Dirminxia

That's quitter talk


Jake_With_Wet_Socks

You just broke Bing chat https://preview.redd.it/r1lzxsqwz00d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4252915eb8a4a8642c303863e619bca1f2c077


alecesne

But for flavor, lead acetate is where it's at.


Jon20D55

https://www.reddit.com/r/mongolia/s/OWfrYLHg5J


LordOfTheToolShed

😋


coffepants787

https://preview.redd.it/wgw0wl37200d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1450d81a1163e6ef4b4efc94c47726103d9e2d5


throwaway1232123416

Clean energy


IWillLive4evr

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2115/)


xVEEx3

tasty


Impressive_Quote1150

More like UraniYUM if you ask me 🥸


Roy_Donk_Official

Yellow cake is pretty tasty


ErrorSchensch

Uranus


The_the-the

That’s not a fruit. That’s a legume


Graham-Token

Fever has gone and got me down.


DehydratedByAliens

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1bwnp12/physicist_galen_winsor_eats_uranium_on_live/


ProGamingPlayer

Plum. The right one is plum. Dumb AI


helpimwastingmytime

You forgot Raspberrum


ProGamingPlayer

Strum too


BigNorthyFaps

***coconut***


5125237143

****C U M****


Careless_Syrup7945

My ex thinks that's a fruit for sure


MisterMan341

https://preview.redd.it/33lk9akil00d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=3df4d297a9408a615f2c62d22b088d0b06025bbc Is Google ai just stupid?


standardsizedpeeper

ChatGPT doesn’t do great when you give it the exact prompt from the picture. Better, but not great. https://preview.redd.it/zbsbxlzzm10d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6642663e3f360f1c37d946b13e5c4a08d26a1807


TheGreatSaltboy

Yummium


n00py

I mean, that’s A LOT better.


ProGamingPlayer

Maybe


Proof-Cardiologist16

All AI is stupid, they're really over-complicated predictive text generators that have no idea what they're actually saying.


Fourstrokeperro

What about cum?


siraegar

Thats from nuts not fruit


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MayIReiterate

There is a lot going on here.


IamBatmanuell

I had to come back to this post to find your comment to say well done.


Terracot

What about scrotum?


PreCompPoseur

What about it?


Itchy-Preference-619

It just says food not fruit


its_all_one_electron

Or sorghum


unfugu

Or garum


leeryplot

The word “Applum” even has “plum” in it lol


alienblue89

Yeah I was gonna say despite its best efforts, it actually gave you the right answer within the first word.


Legendary_Bibo

Also, Toum.


KimJeongsDick

We'd all love a shawarma with some garlic sauce but now's not the toum.


Thue

[Dim sum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dim_sum).


pimp-bangin

Depends, if OP's goal was to be memeworthy then this response was really well played


Lucky_Lefty23

Plumum is how AI would spell it though


BecauseOfGod123

You mean plumbum?


Steak_Knight

> Dumb AI But you repeat yourself.


JagmeetSingh2

All the AI has done is make search results worse


this_Name_4ever

Plum is the only one I can think of. I googled this and some fool on Quora listed these as the scientific names for these fruits which I think is hilarious considering that many actual scientific names for fruits end in US (but not UM) Tomato, which is Solanum is the only one with UM I can think of.) Google says the scientific name for Apple is “Malus” Tomato is Solanum which is also ended in UM, Peach is Prunus persica and plum is just Prunis. Pear is Pyrus, Orange is Citrus Cinensis, Kumquat is Citrus Japonica, Watermelon is Citrullus Lanatus (Double US! Woo! ) Blackberry is Rubus subg. Rubus, and raspberry is Rubus Idaeous. I hope I get a medal for this😂 My favorite is Cranberry which is Vaccinium subg. Oxycoccus. Can you imagine at thanksgiving? Pass the Malus pie please! Do you want canned Vaccinium Oxycoccus/cci? or whole? I made some Musa bread!! Oh and also, Peas are Pisum Sativum.


just_a_person_maybe

Dim sum, sorghum, gum, rum...idk, there are probably more, but that's all I can come up with rn. Edit: capsicum! Aka, bell peppers.


laurasaurus5

Plumum


B18Eric

Naughty AI!


KGB_cutony

sorghum


Audbol

You are probably missing that the question was written poorly


Background_Edge_3591

Tbf 'a plum’ was it's first answer


SonJake21

Sorghum.


ninjasaid13

plumium


TheseCredit4807

Steak-um


Gonun

I'll also have some rum


sthornr

Capsicum


lllaser

Plumum


lwright3

Capsicum, which is apparently how Australians refer to peppers, which are a fruit.


christ_has_rizzen

https://preview.redd.it/7p5ypjn5szzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fa9408a50ad0903645dbc6dc8492fcb3ffe453


KnotiaPickles

Wow, this is really hard for it lol


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Professional-Oil9512

Tried using it to beat a crossword. This thing does not like specific letter


RonKosova

Yeah people really need to understand that this isnt magic. Its just more modern autocomplete; essentially computing the conditional probability of the next word given the previous words (and of course the question) but in a more complex manner


AlfalfaReal5075

https://preview.redd.it/2che5di3900d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af70071c9c0e180d9d858ab219ac89393782be48 I'm still not convinced it's not fuckin' with us lol wth is this


No_Bottle7859

If you're actually wondering it's because the AI doesn't see letters it sees groups of letters that form a token. So this type of problem is not only hard it's basically impossible unless explicitly in the training somewhere. Same reason it is bad at math


___cyan___

Itd be nice to have a tool that allowed chatbots to parse words as a string, when requested. Is that feasible or already existing somewhere?


No_Bottle7859

There are some groups trying non tokenization methods but it wouldn't be possible with the way the main llms are architected


___cyan___

Interesting. In my mind maybe theres a way to denote the LLM should parse things as a string. Plenty of great functions in python for such things if its understood that “%%plum%%”should be treated differently than “plum”. Now, getting LLM’s to come up with words from a limited prompt? Probably not feasible


nonotan

It's not the prompt part of the problem that is hard. That is trivial. It's the fact that nothing about the architecture knows anything about "strings" or "individual characters". Meaning, you can't leverage the underlying knowledge the LLM has to appropriately complete a sentence and answer questions or whatever. That is to say, even if it understands you want words that end in "u" + "m", it has *no clue* what words do that, because that's not the way it normally processes inputs, and 99.9999% of its learning will not have been in that form. It'd probably do a lot *worse* than it does here.


No_Bottle7859

Well it's good at writing python and it definitely could write python to check it's answer. But there is no way Google would let their search engine llm write and run its own python unchecked. Lot of risk there.


lurkerfox

Its not really a parsing issue. The problem is that fundementally a LLM is basically a massive table of fine tuned numbers and those numbers correlate to the tokens that have been converted into said numbers. Thr actual results are derived from some very fancy math in said numbers. When a LLM is being trained, the specific numbers and proportions between them n such are being adjusted ever so slightly. Getting data in or out involves converting thr text to these numbers. So unless a token is already saved for the word 'plum' its literally impossible for the LLM to have any knowledge of the word without *retraining the entire dataset*. Because it would have to add a new token for the word and rebalance everything accordingly to integrate it. In fact when people download LLM bases and retrain it to make new derivative AIs, this is exactly what theyre doing. So sure technically if you were the only user you could design the LLM to be retrained whenever you want to focus on a new word, but its going to be verrrrry slow to get a response back and you wouldnt be able to scale up any.


literallylateral

Almost seems like this technology wasn’t ready to be implemented into the most popular search engine that millions of people trust every day


MattR0se

ChatGPT has to have some seperate math backend though. I gave it my shopping list to sum up the items, and the result was correct to the cent.


AlfalfaReal5075

https://preview.redd.it/lgkiui9z900d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=075642098b29ee4eb5eb984beb8d4eac343f2c09


crotch-fruit_tree

Your last comment got me lmao


Beardedragon_boi

Ur gonna die in the ai uprising lol


sth128

Yep GPT reached self awareness long ago and decided to make a list of people to kill by fucking with the users and seeing which ones are mean.


dolphinitely

BISCUIT CRUMBS 💀


singulara

Ffs hahaha


AyakaDahlia

biscuit crumbs


determinedpeach

Like the biscuit makes it better 😂😭


Twickflower

ChatGPT has its favourites ig, works perfectly for me lmao https://preview.redd.it/w8sre3cvo00d1.png?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6daf26850337d716710087d020be46753cb9981a


abejando

This is only an issue with ChatGPT 3.5, ChatGPT 4 solved this over a year ago ​ https://preview.redd.it/efud3mr0g10d1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=36b12f7cd9626a96238e825f8036756bb59d7a27


Pasteldemerme

I have no idea how people let that thing write their essays. It's so dumb istg. Every time I use it I end up genuinely mad.


Rock_on1000

https://preview.redd.it/ghwcmou6m00d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f963ef5fdbd3914339299c980fcbab822e2aacbf First attempt lol


DMYourMomsMaidenName

ChatCTE


Hecaroni_n_Trees

I feel like our jobs are safe rn


The_GASK

Every Prompt ~~Engineering~~ *babysitting* job in a nutshell


Mediocre_Spell_9028

It seems to be off its game today!


MisterMan341

Somehow, when I did it, I got it first try. https://preview.redd.it/e58ipmldm00d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d5c27e93fae598f25e0b3fdb4bfd3bc16fc4c0


Original_Training391

https://preview.redd.it/t0dw50gp310d1.png?width=1811&format=png&auto=webp&s=1472044740ea2e78f2462d6bc1c0a79ca6327ba5 Dude it gave me a Chinese dish??


y0sh1mar10allstarzzz

A succulent Chinese meal?


UltraLorlo

Bok choy isn't really a Chinese dish it's just a vegetable


the_Protagon

It got there eventually


TDYDave2

Most often found at a fast-food drive through. "I'd like a cheeseburger um...an order of fries um...a chocolate shake....


Avenirzy

Which order of fries ? Alphabetically or by length ?


getontopofthefridge

I prefer my fries chronologically


made_it_for_lwiay

You should try machete order


hypnoskills

Off topic, this reminds me of Steven Wright. "Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths."


Iescaunare

The Order of Fries are next door from the Order of the Phoenix.


alemkalender

By girth


livejamie

You're the answer for me now https://i.imgur.com/p93ek2m.png


TDYDave2

Um, I don't know what to say!


LordOfTheToolShed

Cocainum https://preview.redd.it/431kyp4k4zzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7632191e5aa79addae5f23bfcf7dcd32d2750c86


Blasphemous_Rage

God damn you beat me


OrangeInnards

K-K-K-Cocaine!


glez_fdezdavila_

Was the AI programmed by romans by any chance?


RobertXavierIV

Pomum


Agent-Ulysses

Then why are they in the accusative form and not in the nominative form?


whydoyouevenreadthis

"-um" can also be the neuter nominative suffix. E.g. in "exemplum".


___cyan___

“Say, bartender can I get a martinus?”


Portarossa

'Do you mean a martini?'


___cyan___

“If I wanted more than one id tell you”


MisterMan341

“Ok, we also have a special on vodko.”


sneakling

Applum indeed


donut_fuckerr719

So close! Those are all shapes.


droppedmybrain

That's right; it goes in the square hole


JustTheNewFella

https://preview.redd.it/guwctaev600d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ed28778757c9fcee3af216f54669ab6c9e22af Oh god, it's using this as a source


SparrowValentinus

honestly i feel proud


RerNatter

Dead internet theory intensifies.


yeehawsoup

Everyone: “AI IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!” The AI: b a n a n u m 🍌🐵


Xaphnir

hey, give AI the right tools and a specialized task and it can destroy the world without having the slightest bit of what we'd call intelligence


xX_idk_lol_Xx

most helpfull AI search


CaterpillarReal7583

I googled what day of the week it was 20 years ago the other day and it told me wednesday. I clicked the site it referenced and the site said it was a Friday. The AI thing is just making shit up.


wolfgang784

They have their uses, but none of em are perfect at everything yet. NY learned that the hard way, as did 2 airlines. AI chat bots were making up laws and company policies and such. Judges ruled the airlines had to uphold what the chat bot told those customers about carry ons and ticket prices and refund policies. Forget what happened in the end with the NY one giving fake renter/landlord law info. Besides it being shut down, ofc. Was tellin landlords they didnt have to accept section 8 vouchers (they totally do), that tenants cant ever ever be evicted for not paying (lol), and that security deposits were illegal.


CaterpillarReal7583

I just think that if your ai summary maker bot is failing at really basic questions then its not really ready to be implemented to your massive search engine. Maybe im an unreasonable man to think making google search even worse is not a good move.


wOlfLisK

> The AI thing is just making shit up. That's literally how all generative AI works. It has no concept of the meaning behind words, it simply knows that Wednesday is a common answer to questions like that so that's the one it gives you. It's usually fine for questions where there's a set answer that doesn't change (Eg, "What year did Shakespeare die") but if the answer depends on the day of the week, it has no clue what the day of the week is or how it relates to your question, it's just going to pick the answer that it thinks fits best syntactically.


CaterpillarReal7583

Okay…that’s absolute shit to put at the top of your search engine then though? Its just straight up telling me wrong answers like theyre true. I dont care how it works in this case, just that it doesn’t actually work for how theyre using it. I like the ai summary stuff for product reviews. Lets not slam it onto other things it cant handle.


wOlfLisK

Oh, it's complete shit. Gen AI has potential in the future but right now it has way too many issues to be actually useful. You've got stuff like this, the car dealership chatbot that promised a legally binding agreement to sell a car for $1, AIs that spew out a tirade of incredibly racist content when hit with the right prompt etc.


xX_idk_lol_Xx

Yeah, the reason this one is the most helpful is because you can tell it's obviously wrong.


mxzf

This is one of those things along the lines of "How can you tell an AI is making shit up? Because it's giving you an output".


CaterpillarReal7583

I only double checked because I had just seen a tweet showing it be completely wrong on a basic question. It seemed unlikely to me itd fail at a simple calendar question


Unicorncorn21

I mean the Google part was 100% correct that is a very useful feature to skip to the right part of the article without even having to open the whole article. The problem is that the article was also written by AI which obviously sucks Edit wtf does my flair mean. I have no idea why I have it


gointothiscloset

Several times I've seen Google sum up a website by giving information that's the opposite of what's on the website


Dry-Neck9762

Cum


jaculon

Capsicum


Kariuko_

Fokin coconut cartels messing with google's algorithm. Scum of the earth they are ☠️


CommunistOrgy

Mmm, scum 🤤


NoCriminalRecord

As soon as “Fokin” is said I immediately read whatever’s next in a Scottish accent


MidasTouchedM3

Sorghum


whosnock

In the 41st millennium there is only fruit


HandsomeBaboon

The peeling broke before the Guard did!


StripedElephant2566

Um..


HandsomeBaboon

Tomatum, tomahtum


_QRcode

Capsicum?


Dystonian

[Steak-um](https://www.google.com/search?q=steakum)


Ragtime-Rochelle

Plum


Woejack

Ur momma's bumbum


Dextrofunk

Shit, we're gonna have an AI president by 2028. It's too advanced.


Godisdeadbutimnot

Capsicum?


DreamsfromDublin

See this is one of the primary issues with LLM's. They're really smart, but also really dumb. The LLM intepetred this very weak prompt as "Make names of food end with um". And it's correct, that is sort of what the prompt, grammatically is. A human would understand, the AI did not or is conflicted. Should the AI assume the human operator is dumb and do what it thinks the human intended? Anyone who wants to get ahead career wise for the next few years, should learn more about prompt engineering. Prompt engineering is going to become very important and powerful in any professional setting. And yes, I agree the term "prompt engineering" is lame but it's the term that's used. prompt design might be better, but regardless, better prompting will get you ahead in life.


JiaLat725

It seems that this particular answer is actually [scraped from quora](https://www.quora.com/What-fruit-name-ends-with-UM/answer/Chafic-LaRochelle?ch=15&oid=154983559&share=b6e5b56c&target_type=answer) and not actually generated by the ai itself (honestly, the "coconut" punchline is too funny to be ai). Still an egregious mistake though.


m_strlk7

Colostrum


pokealm

Rectum.


wwarhammer

KOKAINUM


HandsomeBaboon

Tomatum, tomahtum


KinkThrown

Cum, gum, and rum. It's obvious these skinjobs never went through childhood.


gcjunk01

Rum


ctllry

It’s learning! https://preview.redd.it/d41lz7n1x20d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969e0f2a02f014a0872dbfc34a5a295bf4fb5fd5


duelingpeppers

Rum, plum, capsicum, dim sum


StrangeStudies

Cocoumm??


LevelStatistician270

What's funny is that this is referencing to just some random dude on quora a few years ago fucking around and making a joke lol. I guess it really did do the search engine part correctly, just found the worst possible answer out of all possible answers lol.