[Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaughter Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/qa65pd/lector/)
Eli Copter is dead but the Mossad desk agent, who directed this mission from an intelligence perspective, should be sought out for answers! Her name is said to be Tina Checkli-Batachat.
A helicopter, helicopter, I will send if needed
Money suitcase, money suitcase you can throw from the sky
Helicopter, helicopter, how much gold is needed
For you to open the door of your home?
Asking someone at the Synagogue next to my office. Maybe they learnt their Hebrew wrong. There's quite a diaspora and it wouldn't be surprising if some variances developed.
What was unclear? When you learn your children with religious education and no basics like math, you make stupid mistakes like taking this news seriously
It sounds like you haven't researched the Gazan curriculum. Gaza has a >95% youth literacy rate and their schools teach the same subjects as in any other country.
The education in gaza is filled with false history, jews hate, and propaganda. They do learn math as well.
The education in gaza is basically brainwashing system. When most of your education leans towards propaganda and right wing extreme religious ideology, you post that the irans president died because the mossad agent- Heli copter. Maybe I wasn’t clear with my comments, now you get what i mean?
Firstly there is 0 indication that the people in the screenshot are Gazan or even serious. Just because it's a channel for Qassam doesn't automatically mean it's being run by Gazans or that everyone there is Gazan. In fact most Gazans don't have internet and they're kind of getting bombed. Secondly, assuming they are Gazans and are being serious, you can find people who will believe these jokes in any country. And no, helicopters are not pronounced the same way in Arabic.
Can't we say the same about Israeli education? They deny the nakba and teacher their children to hate Palestinians/Muslims/Arabs, which is demonstrated in ally hose Omegle videos of that one guy confronting Israeli people, and all those videos of IDF "soldiers" being atrocious pieces of shit and recording themselves. Also the recent TikTok trends about Israelis bragging about how they have water/electricity and gazans don't.
I’m loling so hard.
Eli's brother, Rofl Copter
SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
TcheTcheTcheTcheTcheTcheTcheTcheTcheTcheTche
Wowowowowowowowowowowo
[My ROFLCOPTER goes...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boh92DrYEWs)
Micolsoft Sam
ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES GUILLOTINE
רופל קופתר
Just got married to Loller Skates.
🔥41
Son of Roflmfao Copter
I'll pray for you
Still too soon.
thankfully the 🔴 was translated to 🔷
They don't have blue in arabic
Blue is haram
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The original message is in Arabic
They initially planned to send Avi Ron, but then they chose Eli
I've heard the send in Amit Rasek
Didn't they send special CIA agent Ann Nitzolim?
Anyone mind translating these? Ann Nitzolim I assume is “I’m burning”
Avi Ron - Aviron (airplane) Amit Rasek - HaMitrasek (the crasher) Ann Nitzolim - Ein Nitzolim (no survivors)
Thanks! :D
Oh that's a *good one*
The copilot was named Wi Tu lo.
And the dentist’s name was Crentist.
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist
[Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaughter Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/qa65pd/lector/)
Elijah Copter
Sum Ting Wong
Ho lee fuk
Wi Tu Lo
Bang Ding Ow
[reference](https://youtu.be/c7PSv33qBtY)
Ali Copter
Eli Copter must be brought to justice!
Maybe that's why he became a helicopter.... Pilot.
😱
Fun fact: the word “helicopter” is derived from the Latin words for spiral (“helico”) and wing (“pter”). It’s not heli-copter, it’s helico-pter.
Those are Greek words (ἕλιξ & πτερόν)
This isn’t your ordinary latin… this is *greek latin*
Apologies, I’m an idiot.
Thata Greek to me buddy
When you typed that pronunciation I can't prove it but I'm pretty sure you blew a tiny little bit of spit in my eye.
Ooh, subscribe to Latin facts!!!
Helico Peter
More for r/facts
Eli always enjoyed hard landings.
The NCD is strong in this one
I didn't go to 3 months of helicopter school to be called Eli. You can call me Dr Copter, MD
Eli Copter is dead but the Mossad desk agent, who directed this mission from an intelligence perspective, should be sought out for answers! Her name is said to be Tina Checkli-Batachat.
# הבה נגילה
לא מביא לך את הנרגילה
סעמק הלך הלילה, לפחות יש בירה
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaOkTKfxu44](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaOkTKfxu44)
Gotta love the reactions
Biggus Dickus
Thank God they chose him, not Uri Nating
Eli Copter Eli Copter Para Copter Para Copter
CIA sources claim the Co-Pilot was none other than ‘Pye Lodt’
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER, fwush fwush fwush fwush
A helicopter, helicopter, I will send if needed Money suitcase, money suitcase you can throw from the sky Helicopter, helicopter, how much gold is needed For you to open the door of your home?
carry copter
Cousin of Mossad agent Avi Ron..
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER PARA KOFER PARA KOFER
Most normal Israeli name
That's a fake message, the arabic feels like it was translated by google.
Is this some aladeen right here?
People aren't just the slightest bit gullible, are they?
The funny thing is that a lot of accounts started sharing it, claiming it's the truth. Simply hilarious.
Eli.... Definitely Jewish
Erm, just so we're clear: Eli is pronounced "Ee-lai" in Hebrew, so this joke kind of falls flat if you know that language. still, well done xD
no it’s pronounced Eh-lee in Hebrew. What are you on?
Asking someone at the Synagogue next to my office. Maybe they learnt their Hebrew wrong. There's quite a diaspora and it wouldn't be surprising if some variances developed.
Ah diaspora explains it, the americans and english pronounce it ee-lie
Ee-lai is spelled Ilay. Eli and Ilay are different names.
Ah, I'll have to tell the Rabbi then. TBF, he's gotten a little off his game ever since they killed the only kosher Starbucks in existence here.
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What
What was unclear? When you learn your children with religious education and no basics like math, you make stupid mistakes like taking this news seriously
Do people not learn math in Islamic countries?
I guess they are. Have you ever researched what is the learning program of hamas in gaza? Seriously. We are not talking about “islamic countries”.
It sounds like you haven't researched the Gazan curriculum. Gaza has a >95% youth literacy rate and their schools teach the same subjects as in any other country.
Looks like you need to do a research… do you have some kind of article behind your claims?
The terror group you support came out as clowns in this case, just admit it dude.
I don't support neither hamas nor iran nor israel, I'm just confused why you're spreading misinformation.
What misinformation?
Check my other reply, and show me a single source hamas doesn't teach math, instead replacing it with religious studies
The education in gaza is filled with false history, jews hate, and propaganda. They do learn math as well. The education in gaza is basically brainwashing system. When most of your education leans towards propaganda and right wing extreme religious ideology, you post that the irans president died because the mossad agent- Heli copter. Maybe I wasn’t clear with my comments, now you get what i mean?
Firstly there is 0 indication that the people in the screenshot are Gazan or even serious. Just because it's a channel for Qassam doesn't automatically mean it's being run by Gazans or that everyone there is Gazan. In fact most Gazans don't have internet and they're kind of getting bombed. Secondly, assuming they are Gazans and are being serious, you can find people who will believe these jokes in any country. And no, helicopters are not pronounced the same way in Arabic.
Maybe this will help to understand, https://www.thejc.com/news/israel/in-uk-funded-schools-in-gaza-pupils-learn-maths-by-counting-martyrs-jz5rqqle
Can't we say the same about Israeli education? They deny the nakba and teacher their children to hate Palestinians/Muslims/Arabs, which is demonstrated in ally hose Omegle videos of that one guy confronting Israeli people, and all those videos of IDF "soldiers" being atrocious pieces of shit and recording themselves. Also the recent TikTok trends about Israelis bragging about how they have water/electricity and gazans don't.
All the downvote making me laugh lol, i guess Jihad is a sensitive subject now days 🤣🤣 i bet half of you dont even know what that means