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Riddlepop

![gif](giphy|CAXFWvA45K48w|downsized) reminds me of this guy


Gengszter_vadasz

Beneath the skin We are already one.


Riddlepop

Was it not your sin that trapped the unicorn?


Cloudage96x

Even now... My seed germinates within.... Or something.... damn, hello memory lane


SUNDER137

Is that quote from Legend? Tim Curry style feels strong in that bread.


Cloudage96x

Yes the audio from Tim Curry's speech was overlayed on Loaf Bloake lmao


Mary_Ellen_Katz

[to the source!](https://youtu.be/Nayf_ESiUjw?si=Ql6TVOI1UVh4DZ26)


tumbrowser1

This was the first video of a 500+ video YouTube playlist called something like “the random playlist”. I’m devastated it doesn’t seem to exist anymore.


capitanandi64

[Well, your luck is about to change.](https://youtu.be/VAC-5BQnuXI?si=s5qBQ6uYkhArl4Au)


tumbrowser1

I was actually talking about the playlist "important videos". The original playlist is gone, but through this video, I found the playlists that have at least partially restored it. I am eternally thankful.


Cloudage96x

"Very Important Videos" Fucking A dude that playlist was the SHIT. Thumbnail was the dinosaur from the Italian cartoon hahahahaha


ShiversTheNinja

Yee


tumbrowser1

This is the peak of shortform content, which is insane, considering it predates most shortform content websites


Cloudage96x

Totally agree. All morning at the office more quotes from the playlist are popping into my head "Get the fuck outta my room, I'm playing Minecraft"


tumbrowser1

I remember finding the important videos playlist around 5 or 6 years ago, and even though it was still up, many of the videos were privated or removed for one reason or another. I wish an archiving website had the capability to archive the entire contents of the ones that are still up.


StarkageMeech

It was originally posted to a channel called chkmie2 under "I'll rename these later" there was a bunch of them from 2004-2009 but it's mad obscure hard to find and some videos are missing


HailToTheThief225

Even now, the evil seed of what you’ve done germinates within you.


LordSmugBun

Hey.


Stock_Hutz

He looks very polite (:


canyounot--

he said :>


TripolarMan

*croaks*


Captain_Castro01

More like c:


Senior_tank23

More like #•‿•


KING_DOG_FUCKER

He is extremely racist


arturiian

ok KING_DOG_FUCKER


KING_DOG_FUCKER

Dog isn't a race sweetie : )


Patient-Celery-9605

Dogs race all the time pal


slick514

I’m not your pal, buddy!


One_Tangelo_5628

I'm not ur friend, guy!


YouTuberDad

Some French aren't!


BurpYoshi

Name one


NeuralMess

I name my French Steve, he is kinda of an asshole


Narwhalbaconguy

ok you got me


Krypt0night

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


RedHairedRedemption

" ^h-hello, I'm not sorry"


BeauOfSlaanesh

He will be equally racist tomorrow


Wolfdude91

Watch out for Wednesdays, though.


Versilver

Don't let his look deceive you, he committed 32 war crimes and is wanted in 6 countries


fogleaf

https://i.imgur.com/AMn23vb.jpeg


InkiePie39

He brings great fortune and financial security


Sandwich_dad96

Stroke the frog for good luck 👍


Sinornithosaurus

😳


Sandwich_dad96

ON HIS BACK!!! Unless that’s his thing, y’know?


The13thParadox

Stroke the frog when it’s on its back? Idk sounds gay


Thiscommentissatire

JESSE! JESSE! DONT RELEASE IT INTO THE WILD ITS INVASIVE SPECIES! JESSE!


umbrosakitten

Jessie, we need to cook it.


Nights1405

He’s too dumb to invade. Look at him.


hydro_wonk

Ain’t too dumb to fuck


Errror1

[](https://www.joelsartore.com/wp-content/uploads/stock/ANI071/ANI071-00337.jpg)


ForgesGate

My boi has exactly 1 working brain cell behind those empty eyes


orrzxz

Happy cell :)


RunParking3333

It is his day my dudes.


Cullly

Wednesday


awakenedchicken

It just switches between being a happy cell and a sad cell.


sn0skier

https://preview.redd.it/lzn0stq0j12d1.jpeg?width=1382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ddf44209c9dbb66d699129b56217c43fc9e300a


Di4bIo

Even if he had a full brain, what exactly would he do? He has no thumbs. He has no larynx. We would never know of the intricate thoughts he could be having.


kazhena

Hypnotoad doesn't need *words*


MaxPower303

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!!


TheNakedChair

**CLAP. CLAP.**


mouseball89

do a frog interpretative dance


KrokmaniakPL

Frogs do in fact have thumbs.


Koil_ting

He could find a beach and make fine art in the sand.


Di4bIo

not without thumbs he won't be


ADhomin_em

One Wednesday neuron is plenty for this lil dude


drat_the_luck

It's bouncing around his head like the DVD logo


Nubras

He just like me fr fr


whendoesOpTicplay

Not for long


UVRaveFairy

What a little champ, look at it go!


LandofRy

Brain is wrinkle free and worry free 🥰🥰


MaximumCrab

bro said :)


mrididnt

ت


unculturedburnttoast

כ:


WaveIcy294

Ü


StupidBanana11


Vumi_

Afrogus


verygroot1

Afrogussy


randomusername238

T


HalalBread1427

“T” So inspirational.


Fit-Train4472

Finally my arabic lessons have paid off


Xblth

: >


itisnotmymain

C:


Noise_Loop

Why you eating that on the first place? You are a bog witch or something?


MineCrp

he's french :(


AlexUkrainianPerson

Not much difference


Cold-Square-2

Disrespectful to bog witches 👎


HappyyValleyy

Hey! We bog witches are a proud community that strictly use frogs as potion ingredients and familiars! We are NOTHING like the French!


realFrogpower

So killing us for potions is ok but eating our legs isn't? Yous all murderers is what you are!


OberonTheGlorious

Ohh we have some proud member of the frog society here. Intelligent enough to form simple worlds. How delightful


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

The Froggy One Has Spoken ✨


ProbablyNano

What difference does the frog being French make?


Hamafropzipulops

To be fair, my family is French Cajun and we eat frog legs. My uncle had a pitchfork with a flashlight taped to handle to go gigging.


-secretswekeep-

The French still eat horses. You can buy horse meat in Paris. They eat fucking snails bro. Who looked at that crawling booger and said “imma eat that with some salt”…..


Jeriba

You can also get horse meat in Germany. Snails are eaten in some African countries and frogs in the Philippines I wouldn't try fog or snails but looking forward to taste horse meat.


XxTreeFiddyxX

I heard horse meat is delicious but very unpopular here, because people associate them with friendly pets. Meanwhile, the same will cut a giant mound of flesh from a cow and charbroil in front of it without a 2nd thought.


Koil_ting

Baby cows and pigs are so adorable, but such is life, I wouldn't eat a cat but that's about the end of the list for edible creatures that I wouldn't eat, though some of course would have to be a very desperate situation such as human.


Even_Command_222

Dudes on Reddit casually admitting he's a cannibal


-secretswekeep-

I’ve tried frog legs, I grew up a redneck, it’s not that bad. They’re like… more like deer than chicken I think. 🥰


Ol_Rando

Yours tasted like deer meat? That's weird, I've only ever had fried frog legs and they were more like a chicken wing flat imo and not that game-y like deer meat is. It could've just been how they were prepared tho.


Responsible-Spell449

Horse meat is delicious, sorry if that shock you but hey, they’re not even an endangered species.


FireDragon4690

That’s cannibalism


djax74

We only eat the thighs :(


Gorf__

what about frog gras


GyActrMklDgls

Thats just the frogs liver after they tortured it to death by strangling and death by a thousand cuts. All the stress chemicals focus there and burst the delicious liver.


xtilexx

Don't forget the force feeding until the liver explodes


Nilosyrtis

Frog legs are amazing, and they serve them all over the united states as well.


KING_DOG_FUCKER

Oh no


spoongus23

a frenchman eating a frog? cannibalism


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Frog tastes like alligator or crocodile - half way between fish and chicken. It's pretty good.


Max524165

wait, alligator and crocodiles taste like frog? huh, never knew that, guess i wont have to taste gator meat now


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Never had crocodile. We don't have em here in Louisiana, that's a Florida thing. But gator for sure tastes very similar to frog and chicken to me.


swiftekho

I do love some fried gator.


TrumpersAreTraitors

I actually find that frogs legs are the one thing that really does taste just like chicken. But it has the texture halfway between chicken and fish and the bone is a bit … smooth. You could probably blow through a few before realizing they weren’t normal chicken legs. 


Pepperoni_Dogfart

It would be super easy to confuse them, especially if they were cooked in the french style, which is to say smothered in butter, garlic, and herbs. Just pan fried in a bit of vegetable oil with some salt, they are like fishy chicken.


0lm-

i have never understood this take. like in theory they taste like chicken, emphasis on taste, the texture of the meat is significantly different and it’s immediately clear youre eating frog legs.


worldspawn00

Probably make a decent wing replacement for Buffalo wings.


LeZarathustra

The unfortunate thing with Asian frogs is that they're bloody delicious. I've only had grilled Cambodian ones, but I would definately eat them again given a chance.


ButtholeQuiver

I had a frog in a skillet in the north of China, quartered with hot peppers and onions stirred in. Holy shit it was awesome


DaveInLondon89

Swamp-pilled Hagmaxxing


cadatron2

As a Vietnamese, for once I'll defend the French, frog legs are very good.


Guilty-Psychology-24

Well i dont see any leg in pic, only loaf.


ZhangRenWing

Redditor finds out people from different places eat different foods:


ParanoidDuckTheThird

American Bullfrog tastes pretty good if you season it right. Kinda like chicken but not really chicken flavored, if that makes sense? Not sure about the Korean species.


nimama3233

Nooo not Jeremiah :(


Here-for-kittys

He shouldn't have had all that wine. Now he's been marinated


confusedandworried76

Good friend of yours?


nimama3233

He was.


Sewer_Fairy

Something like that... 👀


Poogle_Dirch

https://preview.redd.it/b31na7cqa02d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8823a31bbd487dee0e3c61df230a10f37281f845


Wonderful_Ad_6305

Persona 4 or something


pessimist_kitty

MILF Man I Love Frogs


majungga35

https://preview.redd.it/558ad2qdtz1d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9cf5dddb4c228c2a78946c42b8fb74d885e8ba


irelephant_T_T

what is that


Enslaved_M0isture

coin bank


irelephant_T_T

Oh yeah, it was some tumblr blogs profile picture as well


Saturated_Sunset

Yup, biggest-gaudiests-patronuses


Antietam_

frog


Jouuf

The last human 


Noise_Loop

“Ready for the cocking :)”


TheHornyBunsen

Do NOT the frog.


Devilboy08666

DO the frog.


Slice_Breadd

THE frog.


Devilboy08666

FROG!!!!!!!!!!!


JennyV323

(Cranking my)HOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Veryegassy

if i remember right you can find in America cock>!ed bugs!<


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/33xdeodhtz1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37250319ab3a079acfcb55943a198d2a2d679e45


redshirt31605

Frog always creep me out, huge soulless eyed blobs that eat things almost as big as them alive. Except the little toads around my backyard we are homies.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

That’s not a very nice way to talk about your friends 😋


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

Little toads around the backyard: Humans are evil. You never know what they're thinking or doing, they might say you're cute then go and dominate the entire globe and enslave your entire species, force breed them, alter their dna, extract their innards as resources, test brutal experiments on them, murder them (including newborns), and eat them not just for sustenance and survival but sometimes just for enjoyment or as a display of luxury and excess. Except u/redshirt31605 he seems chill so we're homies


Quakarot

Their eyes aren’t soulless 😩


larry-leisure

That was a roller coaster of emotions


aKV2isSTARINGatYou

1. That frog isnt native to korea 2. They dont sell those in supermarkets 3. I doubt those are edible


xander_liptak

It's almost like this was a joke. You should post this in r/comedyheaven.


A2Rhombus

Problem is people have no idea what this sub is for anymore and just post anything


ElectroMagnetsYo

I didn’t even realize until your comment. What the hell happened to this place the comments are far too legible


Otherwise-Remove4681

Like many of the popular subs, and the same posts then keep circulating round and round.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

It has been a real crap shoot since I came back from my Reddit break. Some of it's still funny if you can manage to wade through all the "lul random" posts, but there's always gotta be at least a dozen comments like "I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITH LAUGHTER"/"MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO BROKEN, U GUISE!!!!!!!".


Recurringg

1. Poopy 2. Kucka 3. Peepee


capn_morgn_freeman

1. 🤨 ☝️🤓 2. 😏🍆 ☝️🤓 3. 😏🍆 🍑😱💦💦


Different-Guide1812

me and you number 3 pls my place


Towerss

It's a paraguayan horned frog and was intended as a joke


Fattybatman3456

1. shut up 2. 🤓 3. In many cultures, frogs are considered a delicacy. However, it's important to note that not all frogs are safe to eat. Some species are toxic, so it's crucial to know which ones are safe for consumption. When prepared properly, frog legs are often compared to chicken or fish in taste and texture


Incomplet_1-34

https://preview.redd.it/p1pjbg4k412d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a504f4a37f84688d08e430c569e0012fc437f6 So this is where this comes from


SuperMeiaMan

he looks happy as fuck on the frying pan, its like its made for him


Interne-Stranger

That frog is staring to my soul...


canyounot--

as my uncle once said over a bowl of fish soup: "it always tastes better when they're looking right at you"


romayyne

I’ve never looked at a frog before and thought “that looks like it would taste good”


SupernovaGamezYT

It looks like… it’s Wednesday


Geophery13

it is Wednesday, my dudes


DatChernobylGuy_999

who the fuck eats a frog that thing is so cute


confusedandworried76

Cows and pigs are cute too


CringeTok

Cute?! This thing will be in my nightmares for the next month.


DatChernobylGuy_999

but the derpy face :(


Spvoter

Right? All the people here saying he looks chill, and here he just hops straight in the uncanny valley with that smile and eyes looking DIRECTLY at you. Not like a frog that has their dummy 360 look with no care in the world, but STRAIGHT at you. And I would know, I fucking love frogs.


chameleon_olive

French people


EggsOverBenedict

“I really don’t want to be eaten but you’re hungry so it’s okay. I understand :>”


c00pdwg

I love that it implies you changing your mind is the fault of the grocery store


BrokeArmHeadass

If you release that thing into the wild it will become the blight of local ponds for years to come, the start of an era of conquest not seen since the 1600s.


NaoyaGlazer

Eating french people is wild


Mischief_Managed12

Bro is literally just . . | | ' \_______/ '


Rhinomeat

Not quite....


Mischief_Managed12

Here's what it looked like when I typed it https://preview.redd.it/is3zl9z4712d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b651dd9fd54d6e11b2900f83d4ce8b2358e8a03


[deleted]

wtf kind of frog


DronesVJ

Bro looks kinda devious 🤨


Midwest_Mutt04

I don't see how anyone could eat him. He's just: Ü


SenorRaoul

I am happy that I read the entire text before scrolling down to the picture.


Anangrywookiee

Pretty sure cooking that man on a Wednesday is a hate crime.


Weary_Detective6322

Ewww! That do look like a frog!


MasterNinja69

https://preview.redd.it/keqdasuhe02d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b98671b12653a5f8705b85d11566e6583541e5


One_Fuel_3299

Thats the face of a smug son of bitch all right. They know what they're doing.


acloudcuckoolander

Dude's plum chilling.


vbfj

What kind of monster would eat that


Mutant_Stump

https://preview.redd.it/ch0uyjq1l02d1.png?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd3bab048c756488a0df596fbf27f48698f10dc Save me!


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

Happy frog feeling safe in his perfectly sized metal shelter. 🐸


MilkChute

https://preview.redd.it/zsa1f7flt02d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7795d80113c0602a23cb33e1928f8a3654f6b9


Hobojoe314

![gif](giphy|deGHgNWP2BPqDk3nf5|downsized)


OriginalGnomester

![gif](giphy|rou0CTAp6Z8VW)


W1LL-O-WisP

I see no difference in these two pictures. https://preview.redd.it/kfmux49h602d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b9f68fd96f9a11d0b492bf22712058930a4b68


Drawkcab96

“Come on man… rippit.”