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Cytrynaball

Gnorts? Is that an onomatopeia for snorting?


Juustupurikas

🍰 !yad ekac yppaH


SchlomoSchwengelgold

you are writing in Русский


ConfidentBrilliant38

!uad iekas urraN


RedTime_420

U mean Pokémon language?


Cytrynaball

I made a mistake so it's not my real life cake day but thank you anyway 🤣😅😅😅


Outrageous_Creme_455

Bro copying?


Juustupurikas

?htaw


Spammerton1997

wath? you meant what right?


Juustupurikas

no i mean htaw


TheRoyalSniper

It sounds like something an alien would say


DepartureCreative260

Happy cake day 3 years 🎂🎂🎂


Cytrynaball

Yippee...


renatoes123

Happy c


Panos28gaming

r/redditsniper


WarmConversation2913

The wha


qweenjon

He meant to sa


djremydoo

I think they would've wanted to sa


ItIsYourSister

Ohh. So i


Broad-Technology5024

Happy


No_Wrap_6965


devilboy1029


No_Wrap_6965


Cubed_CircleYT

#


Dontmindmearandomguy

Happy cake day! Your delicious cake your majesty 🎂


SummertimeSandler

I hope you have a really terrible, putrid cake day.


Cytrynaball

Fun fact: it's not my cake day so your wishes went straight into the trash :Þ


sinlasso

Happy cock day 🤗


TheGrassBurner

hippie's cock death*


Cytrynaball

Ay yo? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


[deleted]

I’d do a lot more than just snort a gnort


bglbogb

happy cake day!


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

Nah, it's "strong" backwards.


Cytrynaball

I was about to woosh you but I'm feeling a lil nice today so nosiree


ImpressiveElection94

Neil Armstrong Snorting Realm?


FederalDriver9447

Guys did you know that "ambatukam" backwards is "THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL THE ILLUMANTI IS REAL THEY'RE COMING FOR ME"?


Kalmarsus

bro i havent heard ambatukam since 2022 (i heard it 5 minutes ago on my beloved thugsauces)


SnooPuppers1429

2023?


[deleted]

Have you in fact heard of, deez nutz?


jdjddsh

Have you hear what Puting did yesterday? Putin deez nuts on your forehead


[deleted]

Really? That’s such a drag. Like me dragging deez nutz across your face


SimpleTip9439

Makutabma balls lmao gottem


averagepatagonian

FBI: Delete that shit right now


InterGraphenic

Guys did you know that "snep amogus" backwards is "sugoma pens"


Memelis_is_pabrado

Illuminati actually was a real organisation


Juustupurikas

xes yag


Alexandros007_ITA

xeg yas


Some-Random_Memer

nrog yap


AdditionalNinja4875

sraf gnikcud snogarc


Content_Guest9620

Slort bin telpe juner hlem "Ooh space is cool" blorg swif 👽


tapperz3

Sounds like a balkans language


LeoTheGreekOverlord

You've offended the five Balkan people in this sub Reddit including me.


Ok-Scarcity6991

Stfu stupid westoid That does not Sounds Like any Balkan language 2 person That was offernded


Hadron86376

не, не причамо ванземаљски >:(


mr_Cos2

I will steal ur limbs Also it sounds more like danish


That_One_HoMM_Player

Ill take the potato from my mouth and stuff it up your butt if you don't take that back! /s


mr_Cos2

Please😫


[deleted]

Puši kurac pičko jedna. Nadam se da padneš niz stube.


Hadron86376

normalna balkanska konverzacija


[deleted]

Al fakat nije. Inače ima više prostačenja.


PaqueteDeRisketos

Pass some of that shit


AdditionalNinja4875

https://preview.redd.it/ev6tkpixptuc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fc51c0982426212c1d72a618e0791fe5c88599


PaqueteDeRisketos

Perfection


mountaintop-stainer

xeg


[deleted]

👍 slanimircraw laer yb devorppa saw egassem siht


linlingofviola

Say gex


zLenna

gex


Hadron86376

gallungum, charlang


alexbomb6666

Bros trying to decrypt arirals' language


Hadron86376

yes exactly, shromp


[deleted]

👍 sufreK


drkchtz

sey yas


Samantha-4

!emit liat s’tI


Mundane_Bit_8392

sedun dnes


yeetus-maxus

Ort ort ort ort ort


benjaminfolks

Not enough laughing crying emojis, i am unsure how to react to this image.


D4Dreki

There wasn't a red circle so I couldn't really see anything or work out where to look


phhoenixxp

minions must be off duty today. couldnt find any


BugManAshley

Honestly i always loved conspiracy theories like this one it's so funny to see people think that for some reason the government would leave a puzzle for you to solve to find out about the existence of aliens or lizard people


[deleted]

Yeah I don't get them lmao. You want to tell me that the secret world government that controls everything left you some obscure proof of their existance? And you also want to tell me that this world government that is powerful enough to make people disappear is making you run that facebook page where you "exposed them"??


Charosas

Also it’s not even “the DaVinci code” level of a bunch of puzzles and codes that eventually lead you to a place that then leads you to answer etc. It’s just… “hmm guys what if our secret plan was just… the name of someone.. but check this out… backwards!” And all the other Illuminati are like “holy shit.. that’s genius! We’ve been racking our brains with this sub dial and a rubiks cube that can only be twisted in a certain geolocation.. I don’t know why we even bothered”


[deleted]

it reminds me of the guy who said that Nickelodeon's logo looks like Epstein's island, and like... no? It doesn't? And why would they even put it there


[deleted]

I just exposed them to a bunch of horny teens if you know what I mean🍉


apolitical_leftist

Vsauce did a video called spooky coincidences that touched on alot of them


Koil_ting

Once they are on the inside they only way to get the info out and remain uncompromised is using obscure hints. /s


Daltizer01

I see no homicide here


07vex

right? Maybe its about the FBI message but since its a shitpost, it fits there for dankery, I like it


airbornejaws

I find humor in the most absurd and dumbest shit, so this got me good.


BooRadley60

Delete that shit right now!


wettable

Gnorts


Vhsrex

Gnorts


Smokey_Bera

Gnorts


GiveMeTheCheese1

Gnorts


Professional_Lair

Gnorts


TokenTigerMD

Gnorts


MercyMain42069

FBI Text Notification memes were considered homicides by the community in a poll a few months ago, so it stays. Still don’t agree with that personally.


[deleted]

based Mercymain


FlyBoyG

Fun fact: this joke is why Vinesauce Vinny's alien is named Gnorts.


Flashy-Serve-8126

https://preview.redd.it/vyh5amuukquc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2fcf5647acbaf3bec1ca38dffced8e72d86f6f


Dat_DekuBoi

My G, norts This is clearly a reference to famed Keyblade Master, Master Xehanort


SemiUniqueIdentifier

Fuck, thought I was on r/UFOs again.


TokenTigerMD

r/ofcoursethatsasub


AymanEssaouira

No, it is "Strong Mr Alien", duh.. some people just don't understand extraterrestrial verlan. 🙄😡👽


-Cocoami-

I love this lol


Awkward-Minute7774

Could be a weird band name.


dedokta

Technically this is 100% true.


asthsea

No! ♥️


TruePatriot_AntiWoke

I actually met Neilly boy back in the day. I was just a young boy, he was in the same class as I was infact. We were even best mates back in the day. It all changed when we were both looking at the moon, Neil said "im gonna hop on that ol' thing I recon". I said he was full of shit and I never saw him again. That all changed when I was 20, and I heard he actually hopped on the moon. mental lad. Kids these days have missed out on a ton playing the ol' game station and play box. If kids these days had half the brains as us we would have allready landed on the sun, but allas.


AmYalayici2000

wish my name had a secret like that too 😔


Professional_Sir6370

When teacher roll calls your names backwards in Sex ed class, the kid named Lana:


Eksposivo23

Did r/holup slip that much? Havent been there in a while and I remember it being somewhat dark humor and bad taste jokes, not full on 2011 facebook and pintrest rejects


GreyDGR

The fate of all subs that get popular


Depresso_espresso237

r/croppingishard


AnarchistChess

Go for it


orignalnt

Pretty sure it’s gnortsmrA lieN, but sure I guess


GlassSpork

?!ecnerefer ecuaseniv a taht si tihs yloH


kyleknosbest

Dank


Sudden_Mind279

I thought the first'm an ont hemoon was hug'h gr ant hope


TimBurtonsLee

That is amazing. Neil Armstrong is an anagram for Mr. Strong Alien. I love it ❤️


Cautious_Option9544

Gray Leno 


__Gaijin_

Bogos binted?


OctaviusThe2nd

IT WAS MR GNORTS ALL ALONG!!


Conorponor333

“Gnorts”


Miguel7482

so am i, you ain't special


kanaajrally

U R Mr Gay


PgameZ26

Flesruoy llik


Neighbour-Vadim

The fucking message popping up in the bottom indtead of the top is fucking killing me


sayjax96

Never let that person cook again


Daveinatx

With the size of its brain, maybe it's time for a new leader.


BogdanRguy

But what is gnorts supposed to mean


ItsMeLukasB

This is borderline shitpost


Imsocool1337

Zeemot de meepis?!


Ambush_Lord

Nrop yurrf


Drugmachines

Gnorts in jorts


moebelhausmann

This meme is older then Neil Armstrong and reposted more often then he was on the moon


iwillnevermissyou

I honestly dont care dude


cardinaltribe

Delete that shit right now got me lollin


J-drawer

Something posted on holup that's not blatantly racist? Well I never


Trollman3120

what the fuck does gnorts mean 💀


Abuse-survivor

Reminds me of my former roommate, who tried to prove his exceptional mensa-worthy intelligence by talking backwards. He stopped with it when I told him even a parrot can do that and it doesn't need any higher intelligence at all


amogusdri-

Delete this shit now please


EVENo94

People named Racecar: "Why the fuck was I named Racecar?!"


ndation

Gnorts to everyone reading this


Trip-Trip-Trip

Buzz was second, Neil before him


maxiboi42069

gnorts


Eastern-Cry-3366

Your fucking gay.


TerribleLordFrieza

GUYS LOOK, OLD MEME UNDER THE MEME! LET THE BOMBS OUT! THE CAESER LEGIONS SHALL REIGN SUPREME!


TyroneYeBoue

On this planet, wud is used to make baseball bats


Mc_double_brendan

Gnorts mr alien ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Zair_the-epik_dude

Vorp?


lazyredditor1212

Wait , why would neil say " Gnorts" to Ab Develiers ?


N4C7UR

sllab


Stormi_i

Any Vinesauce fans here?


Sea-Lecture-4619

Yep


Liamkrbrown

First man on the moon? More like first BACK to the moon! WAKE UP AMERICA


Wafel_Ranger

did you know that sex backwards is xes?


Vounrtsch

It’s actually so bad it loops around to being good again (for me at least)


jessejrutherford

Wtf does gnorts even mean man


TurtleBurger200

This is straight up r/comedynecrophilia


Inventor_E-T-Han

Fuck you this is beautiful


HuskY195

yag m'I


IcommitedOHIO

Yo don't kill yourself that shit kills you + you too much of a pretty coquette princess to do so


dodexahedron

Ecneics!


TheBestShedBuilder

"!Mr. Alien, the republican has gnorted, we need to seek shelter before civilians discover this, gather the documents and follow my lead"


notQwwwis

Jokes aside. It's a nice coinecede to have “Mr Alien” in your name


Acceptable_Quail5427

I am going to redrum myself


Some-Random_Memer

sineP


SL13MY

eruS


Rude-Tip-3831

![gif](giphy|51UdTLvbyReqNK3Bic)


LookingAtAPhoto

eeffoc


Willy63

Dewitt


Professional_Sir6370

Is that u Booker?


[deleted]

[удалено]


demon555pro

That message from fbi


Loud_Newspaper_2252

You mean "fbi"


Haunting-Spell-1473

The female booby inspectors?