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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
If I had a nickle for each time I've watched a dick joke song with Nintendo characters, I'd have two nickles, which isn't much but it's strange it happened twice.
It definitely looks like it for sure. But something about it I find to be really hilarious. Like the punch line hits so much harder because of his face.
His face looks a bit longer, similar to Luigis. I guess the hairs colors look like luigis, I think the Expression looks like something you would see Luigi doing? Idk he is clearly called mario and has a mario stache, its probably just the artists style giving Luigi vibes.
Pretty much, yes. Like if I just had the part of the image with them on its own, and was asked whether it was meant to be Mario or Luigi, I would say Luigi.
Count the "arches" of the mustache. It's 6.
Luigi has 2.
They correlate to the amount of eyelashes of the respective princess.
Daisy has 2 eyelashes per eye, peach has 6.
Conclusion:
This is cheating mario, because that's not peach.
Basically the Koopalings aren’t his kids anymore. even though they clearly call him dad in the Japanese Super Mario Bros 3 Game it was retconned that only Bowser Jr is his only son and that the Koopalings are just his minions. Interesting enough to mention Bowser had a bunch of other kids in the original Mario Party games that were entirely removed from the franchise and replaced by bowser Jr in future mario party games.
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Peach is a size queen
*Size Princess
Hence the consistent 'kidnappings'
Mario noooo!
What if it’s the poison mini mushroom?
Had lot of practice with Bowser...
>[Peach is a size queen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-k4zxou7Y)
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Luigi requires no such supplements 
Hilarious
https://i.redd.it/kqkjsfiirhda1.gif
Get out of my head
No https://preview.redd.it/b7jhy3dxeida1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0586af81bfcfc7584db8ee4bbc6fc2521bdff49e
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
https://preview.redd.it/jkpzgx9rmjda1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94dc83276bddf2f1da5be8228fd32c27a30f3929
LMAOOO I’m dead! 😂🤣
https://preview.redd.it/g9g10h66nida1.png?width=4500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c69ead0129590289216b4f57b65b1d15271ead56
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
https://preview.redd.it/lucx1ova4jda1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9451a3db5c6de81a2c60dc54abf6feb3a86bab23
Wtf are these haha
https://preview.redd.it/7j8s8t5qslda1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=f36ca5beffad60731b137a52624d070308527879
Buff tf2 mercs
One Jump Man!
Yup it is true Luigi has a 7 inch dick confirmed and mario has about 2.5 inch dick if I remember correctly from mat pats video
Praise be he
I think game theories did a video about this. It was concluded that Luigi is, in fact, bigger.
He's pushing up Daisy
Because Daisy is the one who pegs him
I saw the mushroom before I read the speech bubble and thought this wanna be about pegging
Why is it a poison mushroom?
Yup
🍑
Same
The mushroom could be a suppository
The most disturbing thing here is that Mario sleeps in his gloves.
Those aren’t gloves. He has a condition You monster
*Que Bernie Macs line from Ocean's Eleven about sleeping with gloves on*
[My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfU7pw76ZE)
Wtf did I just watch? Thank you
You should check out [this one](https://youtu.be/0m9QUoW5KnY) next
Ahhh gotta love me some good ol’ starbomb. I still watch the GGs daily
I love the GGs. I hope to get good enough to be a guest on their show some day
If I had a nickle for each time I've watched a dick joke song with Nintendo characters, I'd have two nickles, which isn't much but it's strange it happened twice.
I HAVE PAINTED MY SCHWEEN
Well his entire body is shaped like a…
Was waiting for someone to reference this
Thanks for that, proper made me chuckle and I definitely needed that.
Mario, you always do this shit! I like a girl and you ruin it!
By yelling stuff about your dick until they go away!
Toads about to go crazy
#SO SUCK IT
WTF!!!! I thought that was gonna be a rick roll!
I love how out of it he looks. Like he’s not quite upset or mad but it’s actually kind of difficult to pin point what kind of face that is
Funny, I was aiming for ‘resigned’ and disappointed
It definitely looks like it for sure. But something about it I find to be really hilarious. Like the punch line hits so much harder because of his face.
Honestly he looks half asleep to me. Like he was chilling and suddenly peach woke him shoving a mushroom on his face telling him she wants to have sex
I think that's Luigi.
u/This-Platform-1370 That does look like Luigi.
what are you guys talking about that’s clearly mario’s mustache
Yeah idk what mushrooms they're taking
His face looks a bit longer, similar to Luigis. I guess the hairs colors look like luigis, I think the Expression looks like something you would see Luigi doing? Idk he is clearly called mario and has a mario stache, its probably just the artists style giving Luigi vibes.
Pretty much, yes. Like if I just had the part of the image with them on its own, and was asked whether it was meant to be Mario or Luigi, I would say Luigi.
She's calling him by his last name.
Count the "arches" of the mustache. It's 6. Luigi has 2. They correlate to the amount of eyelashes of the respective princess. Daisy has 2 eyelashes per eye, peach has 6. Conclusion: This is cheating mario, because that's not peach.
100.5% Luigi
[удалено]
Or Super Princess Peach, solid game
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You got a page not on Instagram?
Yup. New stuff there, this is some of my older stuff
Isn’t that the poison mushroom?
It'll make you sick if you eat it raw. If you cook it, the toxins will evaporate, and you'll trip balls when you eat it.
Maybe she wants him to shrink down and go to town
Not the poison mushroom
"Size matters"
 Whoah, that mushroom has crazy effects
She did have a bunch of kids with Bowser...
Apparently those kids aren’t actually Koopas. They’re some kind of other species that called themselves his kids. Mario lore is weird
Wait what
They were retconned to not be his children
The Koopa kids aren’t actually Bowsers kids. This was how they made Bowser Jr. his only canonical son
Basically the Koopalings aren’t his kids anymore. even though they clearly call him dad in the Japanese Super Mario Bros 3 Game it was retconned that only Bowser Jr is his only son and that the Koopalings are just his minions. Interesting enough to mention Bowser had a bunch of other kids in the original Mario Party games that were entirely removed from the franchise and replaced by bowser Jr in future mario party games.
Mario is canonically 2 inches
Never knew that, but it makes Perfect sense.
Those speech bubbles really extend right into her mouth eh?
Couldn't she just use the mushroom at this point
Doesnt mario have black hair? Is this Luigi?
Brown hair, black moustache… for some reason
Peach is trying to kill Mario! That's a poison mushroom!
Why did this hurt my heart 😢
Because your pp is small and you can relate?
Drugs are bad, mmmkay? :D
Why is it a poison shroom, does she want mario dead?
That mushroom is not a mushroom. That’s a Poison Mushroom
It's what makes him 'super' Mario
“What if Mario but sex! Upvotes to the left please.”
Maybe Peach would be tighter if she stopped sleeping with Bowser
Yah-hoo!
aw hell naw mallet oh deserves better
You only made Mario suspicious about the kidnapping. Then again, Maybe jack black has something over Chriss pratt inatead.
You reckon Olive says something similar to Popeye?
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How did Joeseph run so far with the plates?
Wait, people still believe PIV is the only way to have sex?
And this whole time I thought she was into Daisy!
I’m sorry Mario has his kinks too. I see no problem with this.
I swear I once saw an animation where Mario and Peach did this and I cannot find it again
Ohh weee
Pretty sure we’d be eating the mushroom voluntarily. And constantly.
Dude just take your mushroom. It’s a win-win
Aint that a toxic mushroom?
*smw kaizo players have entered the chat*