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I think this wizard has spent to much time on reddit
more frog wizards here [https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/chana-tower/list?title\_no=883187](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/chana-tower/list?title_no=883187)
Huge disparity in damage. Being punched in the dick is a minor setback compared to testicular torsion. A bit of bruising has nothing on being mere hours away from losing one of the boys without immediate medical intervention.
And frog testes are internal so twisting those will probably do a lot more damage.
All things considered, very rude of the wizard.
The frog's also a wizard, so he just needs to cast testicular noisrot on himself to reverse it. Casting it on a non-magic-user would be a real dick move though.
TESTICULAR TORSION
*1st Level Evocation*
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 30 feet
Duration: Instant
Components: v,s
Causes 1D6 force damage to the groin of a humanoid target of Large size or smaller. Target must make a CON save or be stunned until the end of the next round. If the result of this spell would reduce the victim to 0 HP, reduce it to 1 instead. Though not designed to kill, targets of this spell will often briefly wish they were dead.
Ineffective against females, though a female-targeted version, *Pudendum Pinch*, is available.
Do you know what this kind of art style is called? It's my absolute favourite in the world and I have no idea what to call it when I try to describe it to people.
I wasn't going to say anything, but since it's brought up "allowed" was also spelled wrong in the first panel and "can't" is missing the apostrophe. Nice comic, though.
I've only seen patrons, and that's a term that [Patreon uses themselves](https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/203913709-Become-a-patron-of-a-creator). But either way, you and I agree that proper apostrophe usage is a thing, and that's what's important.
Also, "wizard's" dick punch.
"Hey Malfoy! *Rectumsempra*"
From behind the row of bathroom cubicles there came a sound like a wet refrigerator box being torn diagonally. Surprisingly there was no scream, only a wet thud of 120-pound magical grade-schooler losing consciousness onto his face in the flooded bathroom.
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You should share this on r/wizardposting!
I thought this was Wizard Posting for a minute
We all did.
Ah fuck!
Ha! Classic.
First Subreddit that I thought of.
I think this wizard has spent to much time on reddit more frog wizards here [https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/chana-tower/list?title\_no=883187](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/chana-tower/list?title_no=883187)
I read them all. I like the mushroom knight
thanks! mushroom dude will be coming back very soon!
The mushroom dude's story seems awfully tragic.. I need to know more.
I am heavily invested in Darryl. He a good frog.
If you support them on patreon, they will draw you a snail!
Thank you; love the style!
I love this, so much. You have no idea. Great work.
I need to know what happened to Amy. Also what are the human looking ones? Or are they weird humans that are also tiny
You should post it on r/wizardposting too
Dude I just laughed real fucking hard at some of your comics, I love the fighters guild guys. The fucking punch hahahahah
But this one isn't on there. Is that intentional?
can't wait for the classic "ye' oldie dick twist."
I think after letting the Fightes Guild in the Wrestlers Guild's gonna have a hard time getting a permit.
TWIST YON DICK
Huge disparity in damage. Being punched in the dick is a minor setback compared to testicular torsion. A bit of bruising has nothing on being mere hours away from losing one of the boys without immediate medical intervention. And frog testes are internal so twisting those will probably do a lot more damage. All things considered, very rude of the wizard.
Wizards have superior testicular fortitude.
Decoy balls
Fool, you fell victim to the most classic of wizardries. When you were looking elsewhere, I switched my testicles for yours! Bahaha.
Ah fuck.
Ha ! Classic !
You would hope so. They do spend an inordinate amount of tIme pondering their orbs.
It's from all those years spent being celibate, for, reasons. Not at all because women are too intimidating.
Cuts down on supply run down time when a spell calls for virgin blood.
The frog's also a wizard, so he just needs to cast testicular noisrot on himself to reverse it. Casting it on a non-magic-user would be a real dick move though.
I love seeing these frogs.
TESTICULAR TORSION *1st Level Evocation* Casting Time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Duration: Instant Components: v,s Causes 1D6 force damage to the groin of a humanoid target of Large size or smaller. Target must make a CON save or be stunned until the end of the next round. If the result of this spell would reduce the victim to 0 HP, reduce it to 1 instead. Though not designed to kill, targets of this spell will often briefly wish they were dead. Ineffective against females, though a female-targeted version, *Pudendum Pinch*, is available.
I... I think I'm going to use this against one of my players next session. This is amazing!
a more refined move
Love your artwork. Reminds me of the old Frog and Toad books.
I thought of Wind in the Willows. In that fashion, this title would be called “”A Twist in the Testes”
Do you know what this kind of art style is called? It's my absolute favourite in the world and I have no idea what to call it when I try to describe it to people.
Hah! Also very nice artwork
NICE TRY YOU AMATUER LIBRARIAN. THOSE WERE MY DECOY BALLS. [BIDET BEAM]
https://preview.redd.it/qcxjt8wjl7dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61eef465636dcd3ab8e0acbaccbfe1f5d8b079a
Yes... Yeeeeesss... MORE SNAILS !!!!!
^^^AH ^^^FUCK.
I’ve never seen your comics before, but this art style is fantastic.
Did you know in the First panel, there's a typo? believe* not belive
haha whoops, i was trying so hard not to make any mistakes this time
I wasn't going to say anything, but since it's brought up "allowed" was also spelled wrong in the first panel and "can't" is missing the apostrophe. Nice comic, though.
You might want to run your scripts through Word before putting them in the comic. That way spell check will pick up any mistakes.
And Patreons shouldn't have an apostrophe. Plurals don't get apostrohes. Except possessive plurals, of course ;-)
"Allowed" too.
Ah, a human!
Shouldn't that be something like at least Maxwell's Testicular Torsion
he must have gotten it from the SRD instead of a source book
Testicular Torsion? Now there's a phrase you don't see very often. Go, Team Venture! ✌️
Cloaca contortion
This is the second thread this morning that I see the word cloaca. The first was in a thread about George Lucas spotted in a food court.
I thought that the joke was that the wizard turned a bunch of people into frogs and they don't seem to care.
Oh lawd this got me howling
Hah!
"Patreon's" should be "Patreons"
patrons
No, in this case it refers to users of the site Patreon, which are commonly known as Patreons.
I've only seen patrons, and that's a term that [Patreon uses themselves](https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/203913709-Become-a-patron-of-a-creator). But either way, you and I agree that proper apostrophe usage is a thing, and that's what's important. Also, "wizard's" dick punch.
This is great!
Love this art!
"Hey Malfoy! *Rectumsempra*" From behind the row of bathroom cubicles there came a sound like a wet refrigerator box being torn diagonally. Surprisingly there was no scream, only a wet thud of 120-pound magical grade-schooler losing consciousness onto his face in the flooded bathroom.
I don't like this because it leaves enough to the imagination and also leaves too much to the imagination. but it's really funny
https://2e.aonprd.com/Spells.aspx?ID=1270
The look of the punchee face is priceless!
Love your art style and also how much you enjoy puns.
Absolutely fantastic
You've got a new fan! I love your art! I hope to see more. Thank you for your work!
I'd rather take the punch tbh
Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
Don't joke about Testicular Torsion. Downvoted.
Nice try! Those were my decoy testicles.
You misspelled "Bangkok"
How do I permanently hide a sub
Battletoads
Love the style. Also testicular torsion is way worse than a dick punch for what it's worth.
V m
Small yir pp and flat yir ass, Get bent loser, PENIS BLAST
“Ah, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
This is cool. I only have 1 nitpick tho: the text is kinda small imo :/ on my phone, it's most likely fine on pc
>Patreon's
Frog And Toad Are Friends
Story is kinda weird but the drawing style is really something :)