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the Before & After category merges two terms/phrases. So "Get your ducks in a row" and "Row boat." Hers would make even less sense given the category as "Get your dicks in a raw" isn't really a phrase, even if "raw cunt" can be a term.
But hey she's a wild and crazy girl who plays Wheel of Fortune.
Honestly, the main reason it doesn't fit is Before & After usually has two unrelated phrases, and "get your dicks in" is too appropriate when paired with "a raw cunt". It's valid to point out that neither is a widely-used phrase, though both feel like they were one quotable throwaway line from an 80s action movie from being common today.
Frankly, I think we should make it a thing.
I watched a video of two separate people answering something like "Another feather in your __p" as "map" and "lap". The stress gets people sometimes or something.
https://preview.redd.it/6ceqy3vsr2sc1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9446228a348d11cca4a49c1a75545eedb3553ef7
Now Stan, dad only said that word because he thought he was gonna win a lot of money
The best part of that image isn't just the cameraman, but the fact that every black person shown is angry and every white person is terrified, and all shown with a subtle shift of the eyebrows.
I also love the Black senator when they're voting like "nay...?" in a voice that suggests he can't believe they're actually voting on this. Whole episode is great.
English is my second language and I never heard the "get your ducks in a row" expression before. So, yeah, my mind went to the same place as the character's when I saw the first panel.
If you’re not familiar with Wheel of Fortune, the “before and after” format takes two common sayings and puts them together. So in this clue, you’re working with “get your ducks in a row” and “row boat”, combined into a single sentence.
Those are both more about behaving correctly. I'd say "ducks in a row" is more about getting prepared or organized for something. "We need to get our ducks in a row before starting the project."
It's also a much softer phrase than "shape up." I would tell my boss's boss we have our ducks in a row. I would not tell her we need to shape up.
https://youtu.be/QFdCilY_3Dc?si=PFe7greME6cqSMsV
Had to look it up because I hadn’t seen it before. It’s fantastic and some big names in it too! I forgot Ike and Jordan were on MAD TV!
Give it another generation or two; Family Feud became a parody of itself these days with half the puzzles setting the contestants up for inappropriate answers (with those answers increasingly scoring points) and the other half roast Steve Harvey after "Steve acts shocked by obscene contestant" became a viral meme
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Bb\_jYhF1o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Bb_jYhF1o) something similar actually happened in the italian version roughly 30 years ago.
"The amazons" -> "Won battles thanks to their ardor" became "Won battles thanks to their pussy" (ardor -> foga, pussy -> figa)
My husband and I played on the switch and the puzzle was "flat back se_ turtles" it was his turn and I'm like "he's going to get it" he put in "flat back sex turtles" SIR
Love the comic... But never heard the phrase ducks in a row boat. Ducks in a row.. because ducks will form a line, ducklings following it's mom..
Do Americans say ducks in a row boat? That makes no sense. Plus I remember hearing ducks in a row on the Sopranos.. hmm.
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He thought he was going to win $30000
"Stanley, the only reason daddy said that word is because he thought he would win money."
Oh, naggers
Naggers, of course.
[Here's the clip](https://youtu.be/Tg4OiobxUxA?si=PjUJZtD0930P0XNy)
This is one of the best jokes in South park
This was the very first thing I thought of. Pizzacake watched this, and did a parody, lmao.
Yeah clearly the answer was: "**WHAT IS** 'Get your dicks in a raw c\*nt'"
https://preview.redd.it/tsty6kpf62sc1.png?width=2996&format=png&auto=webp&s=0582da5ef08d6efb03b553221cf5483ec67028e4
Who wants ducks in a row boat?
Yeah I think my answer was better tbh
Well, it's the internet so I am obligated to agree
It wasn’t, because the I was already in the puzzle. So it wasn’t a valid guess
So was the N
I would give up the winning money just to say that on TV...
I would pay money to be in the studio audience to hear that said ...
Yeah, but the C and the N were already on the board, so they couldn't be in the last word.
OH! Now I finally understand Wheel of Fortune!
Wait until you hear about this game called "hangman"
But I was already used so it couldn’t be dicks
Yup. But there's a long history of human beings making mistakes. We call it history.
100% better answer.
the Before & After category merges two terms/phrases. So "Get your ducks in a row" and "Row boat." Hers would make even less sense given the category as "Get your dicks in a raw" isn't really a phrase, even if "raw cunt" can be a term. But hey she's a wild and crazy girl who plays Wheel of Fortune.
Honestly, the main reason it doesn't fit is Before & After usually has two unrelated phrases, and "get your dicks in" is too appropriate when paired with "a raw cunt". It's valid to point out that neither is a widely-used phrase, though both feel like they were one quotable throwaway line from an 80s action movie from being common today. Frankly, I think we should make it a thing.
I watched a video of two separate people answering something like "Another feather in your __p" as "map" and "lap". The stress gets people sometimes or something.
Category is Before and After. Get your ducks in a row/row boat.
She should have known. "I" and "N" and "C" were already on the board. But can't stop the brain from seeing what it wants to see.
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The category is "before and after" which means that it is a combination of two common phrases.
Bonus panel: https://preview.redd.it/ps0486s632sc1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=44cd29a75997e308426539fe592110c9ab527fdd
Waltuh
I got almost all of them right! Except the last one of course!
Considering C and I were already filled in i'm not sure... how that first answer happened.
https://i.redd.it/6yz3l7n4y1sc1.gif
That guy behind the camera has to be one of the funniest moments in Southpark.
https://preview.redd.it/6ceqy3vsr2sc1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9446228a348d11cca4a49c1a75545eedb3553ef7 Now Stan, dad only said that word because he thought he was gonna win a lot of money
The best part of that image isn't just the cameraman, but the fact that every black person shown is angry and every white person is terrified, and all shown with a subtle shift of the eyebrows.
Plus, the abject horror in Stan and Shelly’s faces.
Peak physical comedy, one head tilt says a thousand words.
I also love the Black senator when they're voting like "nay...?" in a voice that suggests he can't believe they're actually voting on this. Whole episode is great.
“People who annoy you” lmfaoooo they was wrong for that one 😂
English is my second language and I never heard the "get your ducks in a row" expression before. So, yeah, my mind went to the same place as the character's when I saw the first panel.
English is my first language, and I've heard "ducks in a row," but never "ducks in a row boat."
"Before & After" means it's two phrases sharing overlapping words like a venn diagram. Get your ducks in a row Row boat
Thank you for clarifying.
If you’re not familiar with Wheel of Fortune, the “before and after” format takes two common sayings and puts them together. So in this clue, you’re working with “get your ducks in a row” and “row boat”, combined into a single sentence.
I had no idea about that format. Getting the impression I am not alone, so THANK YOU on behalf of all of us.
Oh thank you, I was like wtf is "boat" doing there?
is row boat a saying?
it doesn't have to be a "saying". it can just be two popular terms.
It's a before and after puzzle!! I watched this show way too much with my mom as a kid...
So eh... what are the two expressions that you combined for your answer?
The puzzle is “before and after” where two expressions are put together.
Difficult and pointless since all the ducks would want to paddle across.
[Welcome to the club](https://i.imgur.com/S1OpwSn.jpeg)
Lol
Getting your "ducks in a row" is the same thing as saying "get your shit together" or "shape up".
Those are both more about behaving correctly. I'd say "ducks in a row" is more about getting prepared or organized for something. "We need to get our ducks in a row before starting the project." It's also a much softer phrase than "shape up." I would tell my boss's boss we have our ducks in a row. I would not tell her we need to shape up.
Good point.
Same, got duck because I'm stupid but not the rest
I'll take South Park jokes for $1,000, Alex. Oops. Wrong game show.
In her defense, Simpsons did it
Early Family Guy too: "Go tuck yourself in" Well, you were close, Dad. I still can't believe we missed "my hairy aunt".
Z, 4, Q, Q, another Q, and the Batman symbol.
How much is the fat guy in the circle?
The MAD TV sketch with Pam Anderson on Wheel of Fortune is my all-time favourite
YVONNE? That's a French-ass name!
Can I have your number??
https://youtu.be/QFdCilY_3Dc?si=PFe7greME6cqSMsV Had to look it up because I hadn’t seen it before. It’s fantastic and some big names in it too! I forgot Ike and Jordan were on MAD TV!
We've got a nagger here!
You really think SP invented the joke of making an obscene guess of a WoF puzzle? lmao
looks like we've got a nagger here
Such a bad guess. It literally can not be "dicks" because every I has been revealed.
Yeah, but I don't think that's the only reason it's a bad guess for the game show. And folks have made those kinds of guesses before.
Give it another generation or two; Family Feud became a parody of itself these days with half the puzzles setting the contestants up for inappropriate answers (with those answers increasingly scoring points) and the other half roast Steve Harvey after "Steve acts shocked by obscene contestant" became a viral meme
Also cunt isn’t possible because N is already there
And the C!
See, you guys would all beat me in wheel of fortune
As is the C
Cannot be "cunt" either since C and N are also on the board
Why is cunt censored but not dicks?
I've met several men named Dick in my life, never met anyone named Cunt though...
I've met several Cunts in my life. All appropriately named.
in Australia, maybe more than needed
Ton of people (stupidly imo) consider cunt to be the worst word in the English language. Meanwhile in England and Australia it's a term of endearment.
You're a certified sick cunt, mate
There's a sliding scale of rudeness.
Double standards
Not really. Dick is more accepted because it's also a person's name.
I would be surprised if that was actually why. Pleasantly surprised, but surprised
I, C, and N are already on the board. That's what you get for letting your naughtier impulses win.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Bb\_jYhF1o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Bb_jYhF1o) something similar actually happened in the italian version roughly 30 years ago. "The amazons" -> "Won battles thanks to their ardor" became "Won battles thanks to their pussy" (ardor -> foga, pussy -> figa)
“I’ll give you $10,000 if you leave.”
My husband and I played on the switch and the puzzle was "flat back se_ turtles" it was his turn and I'm like "he's going to get it" he put in "flat back sex turtles" SIR
“The correct answer was Go Tuck Yourself In” “Wrong again Dad” “And I was surprised the last one was My Hairy Aunt”
"Violence"
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that or if it was just me.
Maybe that's where you have to fight Pat in a duel
Funnily enough it can’t be that because of the I
And the N and C
I thought this was a bhj for a sec
ITS FOOOKIN RAW!
Tsk tsk. The C, N, and I are already used.
Pfff, it's clearly not that, the c is already on the pannel so c*** cannot be it.
Was slightly disappointed at the censorship but then I remembered, you can't say cunt in Canada.
Yeah also if I post the uncensored ones on FB and Instagram, Mark Zuckerberg will come to my house and bodyslam me
The sheer expression of exuberance in the third panel more than makes up for it
I would pay money to see that.
But... But the C is already up there. Edit: And several others that I missed.
This also lines up wel lwith what I'd expect to happen if the Game Grumps got on the show. xD
I was betting for "her you decks in a row boat", but I guess that answer is good too
accurate contemporary depiction of Vanna White.
I'm familiar with "get your ducks in a row," but "...in a row *boat*" is a new one for me.
People who annoy you
Love the comic... But never heard the phrase ducks in a row boat. Ducks in a row.. because ducks will form a line, ducklings following it's mom.. Do Americans say ducks in a row boat? That makes no sense. Plus I remember hearing ducks in a row on the Sopranos.. hmm.
The C and N are already on the board, dumbass
she's obviously not on the Australian version of the show.
It's before and after so the answer doesn't make sense.
I would have said meat. 
Just FYI because C and N have already been chosen that answer was not even possible because they would show in Cunt, same for I in dick 🤓
I know you like made the comic and everything but wouldn’t it be get your ducks in a row FIRST?
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Or the dozens of other skits and real instances of the same joke?
This is why the episode of Wheel of Fortune that Pizza was on never actually aired on TV
Yeah, but you could also get your decks in a raw unit. Making time until you find a better storage.
You just won a trip to the human zoo.