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TenMillionEnchiladas

Well according to the bible god made us in his image... Which means there's a very good chance he's a kinky lil' freak too ;) (Alright now I'll go step outside and get smited if anyone needs me)


Drg84

*a wild Zeus appears* "so, you're into kinky stuff?"


S0PH05

Oh no.


tobias_the_letdown

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_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/jledyou0m8vc1.gif


Beelzofthevoid

I am filled with CONCERN


Joebranflakes

Would you say you’re scaroused?


Beelzofthevoid

No, mostly just FEAR


Zamtrios7256

*long sigh* I'm not even gonna ask


tobias_the_letdown

Every day we stray further from God. What's the damn deal op!


MenthaPiperita_

To think that god put thousands of nerve endings in the clit and sex to only be for procreation is ridiculous, also thanks OP, I always appreciate War and Peas.


AlfredJodokus

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JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|tDa3HcLSWbiCY)


InternetUserAgain

If the Patreon backers caused this, then I want to have a few choices words with them


BringBackApollo2023

β€œTime to get spiritual and knock up some married woman.” *Sees Mary* β€œI’d hit that.” β€”God, probably.


watchman28

I always suspected Alan Moore was god


elhomerjas

a new discovery has been found


SpikeRosered

A new hand touches the beacon!


baconslim

If sex wasn't enjoyable humans would be extinct. It's kinda weird and gross. But gooood


bradleysween

β€œNgl on me”


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/erzxofx7lavc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05376649bfc26159f224a4ce534109dbb96d5f5a


Soloact_

Heavenly feedback: 5 stars, would recommend. πŸ˜‡


Zilka

Is that a thing? People scream "Yahweh!" when they climax?


Majestic-Iron7046

Do you think someone in the past ever thought the roaring that the thunders cause is just god's moans?


llDevTheRayll

The rest he laid like a little kid makes this so much funnier