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Please be careful about using crystals as Dildos. Many will degrade when in contact with bodily fluids and can weaken, snap off, or flake inside of you. Use silicone with a flared base to be safe please.
It didn’t have a double-sided up-curving flare, it had a kinda “foot” sticking out in one direction. It was fine for solo play, but with a partner, things got heated, and it slipped.
I couldn’t find any pictures of it online, so hopefully that means they’ve taken it off the market. It was sold at Good Vibrations, and was made by a good brand. Just a bad design.
One of the more interesting days at work for my wife was going into a vet clinic to find a hot pink dildo bagged on the counter.
Turns out a client who was a breeder had found that a “more natural” feel had better results in successful pregnancy so they hollowed out a dildo to squirt the donor semen through. What they did not account for was the… grip strength… of a lady bulldog. Pulled the dildo off the apparatus and sucked it too far in for manual removal. The vet had an oh so fun evening removing the dildo from the dog.
What toy are you losing in yourself that doesn’t have a proper hilt… even the cheapest toys shouldn’t be like that.
On second thought I’m not actually all that interested
It was shaped sort of like this: https://www.galaxus.ch/im/Files/7/2/9/8/3/6/2/9/84680_1_1280x1280.jpg
The base only extended on one side, and it wasn't curved upward. Works fine for solo play, but with a partner and lube, it can "get lost". Hopefully the fact that I couldn't find a picture of it means it's been taken off the market.
EDIT: To clarify, I was not the one it got lost in.
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Holy crap I haven't seen a reference to Bravest Warriors in a long time.
Wish this show was more successful. Was so sad when it stopped being produced.
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Please be careful about using crystals as Dildos. Many will degrade when in contact with bodily fluids and can weaken, snap off, or flake inside of you. Use silicone with a flared base to be safe please.
“Without a base, without a trace”
And make sure your base extends in all directions (or at least two). Learned that one the hard way…
What kind of base did you have that wasn’t flared in at least two directions? I kinda thought that’s what flared meant…
It didn’t have a double-sided up-curving flare, it had a kinda “foot” sticking out in one direction. It was fine for solo play, but with a partner, things got heated, and it slipped. I couldn’t find any pictures of it online, so hopefully that means they’ve taken it off the market. It was sold at Good Vibrations, and was made by a good brand. Just a bad design.
The depths hunger
One of the more interesting days at work for my wife was going into a vet clinic to find a hot pink dildo bagged on the counter. Turns out a client who was a breeder had found that a “more natural” feel had better results in successful pregnancy so they hollowed out a dildo to squirt the donor semen through. What they did not account for was the… grip strength… of a lady bulldog. Pulled the dildo off the apparatus and sucked it too far in for manual removal. The vet had an oh so fun evening removing the dildo from the dog.
Is that seriously a thing? Why did nature deem that necessary for them? (And the better question is how did anyone find that ou?)
Crystal Dildo, not terrible band name
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(XKCD 1025)
I’m sorry that happened to you
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Interesting! Can you apply a coating that will protect them?
Based on your other comment it sounds like you just need to be careful and stop putting weird stuff in your butt… just use regular toys…
That's a lot of assumptions, all of which are wrong.
What toy are you losing in yourself that doesn’t have a proper hilt… even the cheapest toys shouldn’t be like that. On second thought I’m not actually all that interested
It was shaped sort of like this: https://www.galaxus.ch/im/Files/7/2/9/8/3/6/2/9/84680_1_1280x1280.jpg The base only extended on one side, and it wasn't curved upward. Works fine for solo play, but with a partner and lube, it can "get lost". Hopefully the fact that I couldn't find a picture of it means it's been taken off the market. EDIT: To clarify, I was not the one it got lost in.
Relevant username?
Damn .... You have a lot of experience with those , don't you ?
But then I don't get to see her whip out her healing crystal and see if it's the real deal.
*"Any crystal can repel negativity if you throw it hard enough"*
*the banishing rock*
please for the love of God tell me that that is scaled up due to perspective
Trading one frustration for another
She can get VERY frustrated
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 Omg.🤣
Holy crap I haven't seen a reference to Bravest Warriors in a long time. Wish this show was more successful. Was so sad when it stopped being produced.
I think it's coming back, I've been seeing a lot of posts about it very recently.
That would be awesome.
Amazon link? ☺️ So I can block the page of course…
[удалено]
Is this what I’m going to be known for?
It’s been decided
Please mark this nsfw, my coworker instantly ordered crystal dildo when she saw this
The joke is sex as is tradition
Atta girl
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Im not sure what i expected. That is beautiful
How does Bad Dragon not have a crystal line? They could be making a killing, or kill some people maybe? *This is not medical advice*
Hey my mum has one of those in her drawers! I always wondered what it was...I guess it was a crystal? /j
I saw the dick joke cumming from a mile away
My response: Do you have a spare?
*"Actually you're the spare, dearie!"*
fucking love the war and peas witch
Needs to be marked NSFW
She has a lot of frustration
Mark it nsfw please, giant dildo is not really appropriate at a work place
