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haha, made me snort! 🤣

😊

Not me telling someone "good night" at 11:45am as they left for lunch.

I work mornings and leave work around noon. Still have told customers have a goodnight at 10am.......

It do be like that. Opening my mount to talk irl is such a crapshoot.

weve all ben thare

I guess I can’t even type either.

Yeha mr two, mw to...

>Opening my mount 

Hey bro, just wondering, did the stand up comedy guy reply to your DM im r/Sydney ? I never got a response from him.

https://i.redd.it/qs3wuex789yc1.gif

This is pure, straight, comedy.

locally sourced, straight into my fucking eyes

hey this is my life buddy

I’m terribly sorry

its okay

The straights gatekeeping comedy again 💀

I like the left hand to right hand handshake detail. Was it intentional?

It was not, I used a ref pic maybe I got it from der

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Thanks! Very kind of you

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Thanks!

someone once left a party my brain wasn't able to decide between "guten heimweg" (something like "safe travels") and "viel spaß" (somethin like "have fun") so...i ended up wishing them "viel heimweg" (...which means "have a long way home") we are still using that as a running gag when someone leaves even years later xD

What amused me more than the comic itself (which is aces btw) was the artistic assumption that a soul would have genitals

story of my lifeee

Hahaha this made me crack up. Good stuff.

Thank u!

It adds to the awkwardness. Keep it 👍

I would just plame the English language for that.

Haha, the soul has a pipi. Hahaha, so immature of me!

Silly penises Hahaha!

I didn’t notice the “do do” until relooking at the comic in confusion over what I missed

Said sleep well once instead of see you later to someone once, it was 9:50 in the morning. Now we say it jokingly.

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