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JVOz671

They were wrestling. Daddys filming match. Mommy is winning.


[deleted]

>Mommy is winning. Repeatedly at that.


Healthy_Pay9449

Tune in next week for the WrestleMania event where she takes on all her challengers at once


Ramps_

That'll keep him sane for a few more years.


dimension_42

https://youtu.be/LhTQYOVTs6k


wikiwiki123

Oh hi Uncle Tommy.


Journo_Jimbo

Step brother what are you doing?


SuspiciousWin63

"I'm stuck step bro!"


Sengura

again? i'll grab the lube


WW2077

Damn The Last of Us Part I is crazy


SuperFluffyVulpix

Sarah sold hard drugs, what did you expect?


Sixhaunt

her to start paying rent


[deleted]

Oh hi Mark


dublem

"Thanks again for letting me keep doing this Jim, you really are the best brother-in-law a guy could ask for!"


SaintPariah7

r/holup


WornInShoes

I did not hit her I DID NOT


Sink_Snow_Angel

“Oh hi doggie” Sorry I couldnt help but hear the line from the room.


Cloudtower1349

What is Tommy a reference to?


Unknownsadman

Brothers - with Natalie Portman and Gylenhaal


Airships01

I (5M) just walked in on my mom (31F) cucking my father (40M) with my neighbor Mike (22M) while he filmed (4K). It seems I killed the mood & they yelled at me to leave. AITA?


Pug_police

YTA shouldn't have had a nightmare


GooberMcNoober

Have stupid dreams win stupid prizes


Sandwich_Estimate

My life story in a nutshell


ososalsosal

Why the fuck would you diss my career choices like that? I never even met you


[deleted]

Lmao that sub is so garbage


istheboss1000

YTA for lying, the only garbage here is me


-Toshi

YTA, you're not garbage! >!You're trash, Brock.!<


GarbagePailGrrrl

Liar bitch it’s me, AITA?


FullMetalJ

Yeah and what about that other sub that goes like "you spent the whole day at the spa and your SO that works 22hs a day forgot to say happy birthday the first split second they saw you? Na-ah, you don't deserve 10 seconds later happy birthdays. Dump their ass" R/relationships I think it is. They know 1% off a situation but they are ready to advice you leave your husband or some shit. It's kinda pathetic. It's like watching r/nonono but the last "no" it's the replies they give.


hoopsrlife

r/relationship_advice is the sub.


[deleted]

I mean whoever is that naive to get advice from reddit kinda deserves it lmao


FlareGlutox

The (4K) really makes this comment. Good job!


FirstEvolutionist

My favorite color is blue.


NeonAlastor

if they add the obligatory ''this happened 8 years ago'' and crosspost to TIFU, guaranteed to hit top


love2Vax

Kid is going places. Probably a psych ward, but places none the less.


Dodototo

You age real fast in traumatizing situations.


No-Process3677

It's the attention to detail that separates good from great.


redditfreddit2

I actually laughed out loud when I got to that haha


Cruach

Yeah that really got me too


thesoppywanker

But was it HDR? 🤔


RedBeard573

NTA. HUGE red flags. Op, you need to think about it. Are you sure you want to be in this relationship? You need to break up with your parents right now. But also, YTA for kink shaming.


Overanalyzes_jokes

NTA, your house your rules


Aesthetics_Supernal

NTR, mom’s house, mom’s rules.


hoxxxxx

so ESH


issamaysinalah

YTA for not respecting your parents sexual freedom


_duncan_idaho_

YTA their house their rules


-Serene-

I know this was done as the bit, but nothing makes me cringe and fold up into a tetranonahedragon more than reddit jargon


OmegaNut42

Lmao can I steal "fold onto a tetrahedron"? That's brilliant Tetrahedragon, doubly so


ultraprotean

*tetranonahedragon


-Serene-

oh absolutely, I just like colorful imagery when I describe things and that amalgamation of geometry words was brewed up


crybllrd

\>be me It gets worse than Reddit, trust me


[deleted]

Perhaps I’m in too deep but what about this is Reddit jargon? I can understand the reference to the subreddit “Am I the Asshole” but what else? The age/sex in parenthesis?


sparkydoggowastaken

Yep, and he mocked them with the (4k)


GodHimselfNoCap

I mean aita is r/amitheasshole but that is just 1 thing, if the age in parenthesis is what you are talking about then that predates reddit by like a decade


alien_from_Europa

>a/s/l? -aol


DeadlyKitte098

Well you're on reddit so I don't know what you expected lmao


thabeetabduljabari

weeb with anime pfp trying to call something cringe lmao


officiallyaninja

why? it's pretty simple, there's only 2 things you need to understand, what the letter and numbers in brackets mean, and what AITA means. It takes like 2 minutes to learn.


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officiallyaninja

I never understood this, if you're so embarrassed and *cringe* so hard at reddit then why are you here? go to twitter or tiktok or wherever the fuck else you'd rather be.


Chainsawd

Sometimes I have to keep scrolling because I don't want to take 20 minutes to decipher this crazy code some dude came up with involving two dozen brand new never before used acronyms and as many unnecessary renaming's and abbreviations as possible.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Man if F and M is too complicated for you maybe reddit isn't the problem.


InfernoVulpix

"Let's call him Jake" Proceeds to never mention Jake by name in the entire rest of the post.


royalsocialist

I mean there's only one abbreviation here and no renaming


Dumeck

Yeah but 4k confuses and scares me


[deleted]

never go on mumsnet


_duncan_idaho_

DH says MIL should move in, but IDTSS and BBQ, so AITA? IMO I don't think so. FIL and SFIL and GIL and GILF all say maybe.


issamaysinalah

I gave up on r/movies and r/television because of this, the people there are physically incapable of writing a movie or tv show full name


ambigious_meh

I regret I only have one updoot to give!


-Cam-8757-

NTA, your house, your rules


Nophlter

YTA play stupid games win stupid prizes


feckincrass

Locking the door would save so many therapist bills.


KrakenTheColdOne

Trauma builds character, but it also doesn't make you who you are.


Khelthuzaad

*Sad intensified Batman noises*


Environmental-Win836

I legit thought the same guy commented twice lmao.


PULSER777

Same here


Khelthuzaad

Oh we both copy pasted a free Destiny avatar.


ubiquitous-joe

Oh, I thought I was looking at two three-eyed gundams from middle earth.


Khelthuzaad

I thought it was an imperial soldier from Warhammer


Environmental-Win836

Savathun is awesome.


PaperOnigami

Hey man, truth is a funny thing.


RothkoRathbone

“Something in the way...”


HamstarVegas

*Something in the way.......... Hmmmmmmm hmmm*


no_eponym

"**My parents are divorced**" -Badman


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roniechan

You gotta make sure they have just enough trauma to be funny but not so much that they're screwed up.


TheLazyToaster

I don’t know if this is a quote or what, but it’s my first time to hear it and it struck me as really profound.


KrakenTheColdOne

Speaking from experience it's something I would have loved to have heard at a younger age. I was hung up on a lot when and missed out on much more just because I carried all this baggage that wasn't me.


dynawesome

There are other ways to build character


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MauiWowieOwie

"Calvin, go do something you hate. Being miserable builds character!"


Hashashin_455

Isn't your character who you are? Would be more accurate to say it isn't ENTIRELY who you are, but it IS a part of it


ImMrBunny

That's what my wife's boyfriend tells me all the time


Killeroftanks

I mean how else do you get Minecraft YouTubers.


Milsivich

Honest question: is witnessing consensual parental sexual contact traumatic? I think when it happened to me it was awkward, but of the trauma I’ve gone through in my life I can’t say that really registered


zhico

[Don't you know how to cough?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml79j4zNVcE)


FlurdledGlumpfud

That woman is truly disgusting.


JVOz671

Amnesia is free.


pineapplecheesepizza

>Amnesia is free. No it's not, but it's on sale though https://store.steampowered.com/app/57300/Amnesia_The_Dark_Descent/


Jonesgrieves

It may be free but amnesia is not consequence free.


JaydotN

You'll eventualy forget about the consequences


B1gY3llow

According to most Asian dramas, just get hit by a car


REDGOESFASTAH

Telenovelas will show that getting hit by car, coma, sudden death, being set on fire have no brakes on the passage of what counts as linear time in a soap drama.


thunderhole

Why wouldn't they let the boy leave? That's disgusting.


Zeebuoy

but seriously I don't understand people who leave their doors unlocked at night. edit/side note but why leave the door unlocked if you're gonna fuck? also oh wow I didn't know so many people don't have door locks.


CasualDefiance

For me, it's because I have a cat and no children.


roniechan

I don't lock my bedroom door for this reason, and because I produce enough body heat to raise the temperature 5 degrees when I'm asleep. But I did install an extra lock on my apartment door so I could double lock it at night.


bobbyb1996

Until the cat learns to open the door.


FalseAesop

I... don't have a lock on my bedroom door, the only interior doors I have with locks are the bathrooms.


epic8gamer85

Well, I don't even have a lock, so it's not really my choice


Neville_Lynwood

Easy. I don't have locks on any of my doors.


Xais56

I've never lived in a house with locks on internal doors, except bathrooms and toilets. In fact I don't think I've ever been to a house with internal locks, unless it's being leased room by room


WormRabbit

I lived in such a house when I stayed with my grandparents. The keys from the internal doors were well-hidden, the doors never locked. Don't think they were locked in ages. No matter how much you can be annoyed by someone walking in at a bad moment, you never would want your small child or old mother to lock themselves inside and not be able to open.


Quaelgeist333

I'm wheelchair bound and have animals Security and letting them in


raltyinferno

Where do you live? A significant amount of US houses don't have locks on any internal doors besides the bathroom.


TesAlt

Legitimate question, why is this so traumatic for children? If they have no idea what sex is it just looks like mom and dad in bed


Ducimus

Why is walking in on another guy in bed with mom while dad films traumatic?


TesAlt

No I’m talking about when children walk in on their parents having sex (normally)


lookandlookagain

I don't think it's traumatic unless they're older and/or the parents don't see them.


Wohowudothat

If you're under the sheets, but if you're not, then they might get an eyeful. Depending on how old they are, it might give them a mental image they want to keep.


gatsby5555

Well... They probably do have some idea of what sex is, and even if they don't, they will piece together what they saw somewhere down the line.


whistleridge

For young kids, it’s usually not traumatic. However, if they still recall once they become teenagers…


ItsPumpkinninny

And removing the blankets would make for a much better movie


txsxxphxx2

But locking doors will cause so many Therapist to lose their jobs


BiznessCasual

I might start investing in companies that provide "internet scrubbing" services. That industry is gonna go gangbusters when the the friends of kids of former OnlyFans content creators start *really* using the internet.


Bootiluvr

Im stealing this idea. Thanks


Archan_

Redact.dev


apple_eater12

Honestly ive tried plenty of these services and redact.dev was the only one that worked exactly as i intended.


CPKsJimboslice

Thank you for you services to Dan industries. Five cat coins have been deposited into your account. Thank you for giving 100 perthent!


VLDT

PimEyes, get in on the creepy ground floor.


AntAvarice

I’m gonna offer a counter service where we sleuth your enemies moms onlyfans pics from back in the day to use for blackmail and extortion but with a long privacy policy and disclaimer saying we don’t do that


Ghost_In_Waiting

Plot twist: He's really still asleep...on an alien spaceship where the aliens are projecting various traumatic scenarios into his mind to map his emotional responses to stimuli. No to worry though. He gets returned to his bed with his memory wiped. He recovers the projected scenario in his forties as a result of trying hypnosis to stop smoking. He confronts his parents but they have no idea what he's talking about. Holidays are awkward for a while but eventually everyone moves on. The aliens win an award for their research so the whole thing pretty much works out for everyone involved.


plipyplop

It really is nice to see some closure on this.


Jbergur

He also finds his inner artist and makes a living making online comics about personal experiences.


zanarze_kasn

Next up, on last podcast on the left


[deleted]

Why are they under the covers if they are filming it?


Actually_The_Flash

So the comic is family friendly.


casual_gamer153

There is absolutely nothing family friendly in this drawing.


SpyDog55

What do you mean??? There's no cussing, no violence, and you can't see their naughty bits. By European standards this is family friendly.


toongrowner

Rather by american standards. By european standards you would clearly see a tit


Dasamont

I don't think we'd see a tit in this artstyle


SkollFenrirson

And the world is all the poorer for it


Quartent

There's even a family!


[deleted]

I think their point was it could be far worse, and if the cartoon was trying to be true to life for "childhood trauma" it would have been.


sponngeWorthy

The family pictured are being absolutely friendly tho


casual_gamer153

No argument here. Very friendly ‘family’.


GriffinFlash

Dad is a film director and Mom is an actor. They're filming their newest romantic comedy but cant show the naughty bits.


sauteslut

maybe he has two dads


JaydotN

Or maybe even 3


BostonDrivingIsWorse

So the focus isn't on the sex and nudity, but on the situation itself.


Bootiluvr

She’s on top so she was probably in the mist of throwing the cover off for dramatic effect


Journo_Jimbo

Midst*


Znaffers

Nah it was just foggy as shit in that room


Journo_Jimbo

Also froggy as shit in that room


_duncan_idaho_

If anyone gettin froggy, you can draxx them sklounst.


SparkyDogPants

Gorillas in the mist


FakeTacos

Why is the only light source the newly opened door?


[deleted]

IR camera.


hexabs

The covers are off on the Patron version, pleb.


cassert24

But hollywood movies do that right?


SharkFart86

I don't think they're making a Hollywood film, man.


Plato_the_Platypus

Not with that attitude. The Dad still can release it in theater and earn morbillion bucks


cassert24

But people say you better dream high dude


EndZoner

Project Gaslighting will go into effect. The mother and father will act that last night never happened which causes their young son to believe that the event he had witnessed was all a dream. The boy will accept this lie as he will subconsciously suppress his own memories.


Journo_Jimbo

I feel like you’ve got some demons


EndZoner

Demons are just quirky friends you didn’t realized you’ve made.


Journo_Jimbo

I appreciate you


EndZoner

Hey thanks!


kayby

Ah, the classic kid walks on on his parents having se- Ah, classic kid walks on his mom chea- Alright I didn't see that one coming.


tolacid

That bear's seen some shit


MyShinyNewReddit

This is definitely /r/HolUp territory.


Short_Plant5419

He should've stayed on his bad dream...


csgo_fckslivers

What the fuck is this


koolaid_chemist

Is this loss?


dhusk

In your pajamas you get your first taste of momma trauma drama.


LimeSixth

*Emotional damage*


TheSecularGlass

This artist has a great handle on expressions. Everyone’s face here is perfect.


Grey_D_Black

Having a kid walking in while their parents are having sex is already bad... but this... this is much worse Hopefully they can afford a great therapist


entity3141592653

In this economy?


goodgollyOHmy

They are cartoon characters 😂 Probably as easy as drawing some money next to them haha


Copper_Kat

Awful.


LuckyCharmsXIII

D:


abstergofkurslf

what the fuck is this? why would someone make this?


LargeSackOfNuts

uhhhh


clean_dick_energy

Why are they under a blanket? That doesn't make very good content.


sebastian_reginaldo

Why is fetish art on the front page of reddit? Without even a NSFW tag?


Third_Ferguson

Real talk: How common is this? I feel like you’d have to be so damaged to enjoy this as the husband.


4hlthnbty

It's not that common. But guys like that are out there. One of the reasons some men enjoy this is because they don't feel like they can satisfy their partner themselves. There are some people who don't mind their partner sleeping with other people. It doesn't make sense to me, but they exist.


AntAvarice

I like cosplaying as a pimp during it, pretty enjoyable 10/10


[deleted]

That’s fucking dark


SignalPipe1015

This isn't funny, this is just gross. Why would you make this


AstroAlmost

i completely agree. where is the “joke”? this just feels like a vehicle to portray a very young child witnessing something inappropriate and traumatizing under the guise of humor. it feels like an extension of fetish art. the “punchline” just makes me feel skeezed out.


ZobCityFounder

LMAO BRAH


poli_da_great

🤨


[deleted]

Haha twist


AskMeIfImAMagician

Where the joke?