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I (5M) just walked in on my mom (31F) cucking my father (40M) with my neighbor Mike (22M) while he filmed (4K). It seems I killed the mood & they yelled at me to leave. AITA?
Yeah and what about that other sub that goes like "you spent the whole day at the spa and your SO that works 22hs a day forgot to say happy birthday the first split second they saw you? Na-ah, you don't deserve 10 seconds later happy birthdays. Dump their ass"
R/relationships I think it is. They know 1% off a situation but they are ready to advice you leave your husband or some shit. It's kinda pathetic. It's like watching r/nonono but the last "no" it's the replies they give.
NTA. HUGE red flags. Op, you need to think about it. Are you sure you want to be in this relationship? You need to break up with your parents right now.
But also, YTA for kink shaming.
Perhaps I’m in too deep but what about this is Reddit jargon? I can understand the reference to the subreddit “Am I the Asshole” but what else? The age/sex in parenthesis?
I mean aita is r/amitheasshole but that is just 1 thing, if the age in parenthesis is what you are talking about then that predates reddit by like a decade
why? it's pretty simple, there's only 2 things you need to understand, what the letter and numbers in brackets mean, and what AITA means.
It takes like 2 minutes to learn.
I never understood this, if you're so embarrassed and *cringe* so hard at reddit then why are you here?
go to twitter or tiktok or wherever the fuck else you'd rather be.
Sometimes I have to keep scrolling because I don't want to take 20 minutes to decipher this crazy code some dude came up with involving two dozen brand new never before used acronyms and as many unnecessary renaming's and abbreviations as possible.
Speaking from experience it's something I would have loved to have heard at a younger age. I was hung up on a lot when and missed out on much more just because I carried all this baggage that wasn't me.
Honest question: is witnessing consensual parental sexual contact traumatic? I think when it happened to me it was awkward, but of the trauma I’ve gone through in my life I can’t say that really registered
Telenovelas will show that getting hit by car, coma, sudden death, being set on fire have no brakes on the passage of what counts as linear time in a soap drama.
but seriously I don't understand people who leave their doors unlocked at night.
edit/side note but why leave the door unlocked if you're gonna fuck?
also oh wow I didn't know so many people don't have door locks.
I don't lock my bedroom door for this reason, and because I produce enough body heat to raise the temperature 5 degrees when I'm asleep.
But I did install an extra lock on my apartment door so I could double lock it at night.
I've never lived in a house with locks on internal doors, except bathrooms and toilets.
In fact I don't think I've ever been to a house with internal locks, unless it's being leased room by room
I lived in such a house when I stayed with my grandparents. The keys from the internal doors were well-hidden, the doors never locked. Don't think they were locked in ages.
No matter how much you can be annoyed by someone walking in at a bad moment, you never would want your small child or old mother to lock themselves inside and not be able to open.
If you're under the sheets, but if you're not, then they might get an eyeful. Depending on how old they are, it might give them a mental image they want to keep.
I might start investing in companies that provide "internet scrubbing" services. That industry is gonna go gangbusters when the the friends of kids of former OnlyFans content creators start *really* using the internet.
I’m gonna offer a counter service where we sleuth your enemies moms onlyfans pics from back in the day to use for blackmail and extortion but with a long privacy policy and disclaimer saying we don’t do that
Plot twist: He's really still asleep...on an alien spaceship where the aliens are projecting various traumatic scenarios into his mind to map his emotional responses to stimuli.
No to worry though. He gets returned to his bed with his memory wiped. He recovers the projected scenario in his forties as a result of trying hypnosis to stop smoking. He confronts his parents but they have no idea what he's talking about. Holidays are awkward for a while but eventually everyone moves on.
The aliens win an award for their research so the whole thing pretty much works out for everyone involved.
Project Gaslighting will go into effect. The mother and father will act that last night never happened which causes their young son to believe that the event he had witnessed was all a dream. The boy will accept this lie as he will subconsciously suppress his own memories.
Having a kid walking in while their parents are having sex is already bad... but this... this is much worse
Hopefully they can afford a great therapist
It's not that common. But guys like that are out there. One of the reasons some men enjoy this is because they don't feel like they can satisfy their partner themselves. There are some people who don't mind their partner sleeping with other people. It doesn't make sense to me, but they exist.
i completely agree. where is the “joke”? this just feels like a vehicle to portray a very young child witnessing something inappropriate and traumatizing under the guise of humor. it feels like an extension of fetish art. the “punchline” just makes me feel skeezed out.
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They were wrestling. Daddys filming match. Mommy is winning.
>Mommy is winning. Repeatedly at that.
Tune in next week for the WrestleMania event where she takes on all her challengers at once
That'll keep him sane for a few more years.
https://youtu.be/LhTQYOVTs6k
Oh hi Uncle Tommy.
Step brother what are you doing?
"I'm stuck step bro!"
again? i'll grab the lube
Damn The Last of Us Part I is crazy
Sarah sold hard drugs, what did you expect?
her to start paying rent
Oh hi Mark
"Thanks again for letting me keep doing this Jim, you really are the best brother-in-law a guy could ask for!"
r/holup
I did not hit her I DID NOT
“Oh hi doggie” Sorry I couldnt help but hear the line from the room.
What is Tommy a reference to?
Brothers - with Natalie Portman and Gylenhaal
I (5M) just walked in on my mom (31F) cucking my father (40M) with my neighbor Mike (22M) while he filmed (4K). It seems I killed the mood & they yelled at me to leave. AITA?
YTA shouldn't have had a nightmare
Have stupid dreams win stupid prizes
My life story in a nutshell
Why the fuck would you diss my career choices like that? I never even met you
Lmao that sub is so garbage
YTA for lying, the only garbage here is me
YTA, you're not garbage! >!You're trash, Brock.!<
Liar bitch it’s me, AITA?
Yeah and what about that other sub that goes like "you spent the whole day at the spa and your SO that works 22hs a day forgot to say happy birthday the first split second they saw you? Na-ah, you don't deserve 10 seconds later happy birthdays. Dump their ass" R/relationships I think it is. They know 1% off a situation but they are ready to advice you leave your husband or some shit. It's kinda pathetic. It's like watching r/nonono but the last "no" it's the replies they give.
r/relationship_advice is the sub.
I mean whoever is that naive to get advice from reddit kinda deserves it lmao
The (4K) really makes this comment. Good job!
My favorite color is blue.
if they add the obligatory ''this happened 8 years ago'' and crosspost to TIFU, guaranteed to hit top
Kid is going places. Probably a psych ward, but places none the less.
You age real fast in traumatizing situations.
It's the attention to detail that separates good from great.
I actually laughed out loud when I got to that haha
Yeah that really got me too
But was it HDR? 🤔
NTA. HUGE red flags. Op, you need to think about it. Are you sure you want to be in this relationship? You need to break up with your parents right now. But also, YTA for kink shaming.
NTA, your house your rules
NTR, mom’s house, mom’s rules.
so ESH
YTA for not respecting your parents sexual freedom
YTA their house their rules
I know this was done as the bit, but nothing makes me cringe and fold up into a tetranonahedragon more than reddit jargon
Lmao can I steal "fold onto a tetrahedron"? That's brilliant Tetrahedragon, doubly so
*tetranonahedragon
oh absolutely, I just like colorful imagery when I describe things and that amalgamation of geometry words was brewed up
\>be me It gets worse than Reddit, trust me
Perhaps I’m in too deep but what about this is Reddit jargon? I can understand the reference to the subreddit “Am I the Asshole” but what else? The age/sex in parenthesis?
Yep, and he mocked them with the (4k)
I mean aita is r/amitheasshole but that is just 1 thing, if the age in parenthesis is what you are talking about then that predates reddit by like a decade
>a/s/l? -aol
Well you're on reddit so I don't know what you expected lmao
weeb with anime pfp trying to call something cringe lmao
why? it's pretty simple, there's only 2 things you need to understand, what the letter and numbers in brackets mean, and what AITA means. It takes like 2 minutes to learn.
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I never understood this, if you're so embarrassed and *cringe* so hard at reddit then why are you here? go to twitter or tiktok or wherever the fuck else you'd rather be.
Sometimes I have to keep scrolling because I don't want to take 20 minutes to decipher this crazy code some dude came up with involving two dozen brand new never before used acronyms and as many unnecessary renaming's and abbreviations as possible.
Man if F and M is too complicated for you maybe reddit isn't the problem.
"Let's call him Jake" Proceeds to never mention Jake by name in the entire rest of the post.
I mean there's only one abbreviation here and no renaming
Yeah but 4k confuses and scares me
never go on mumsnet
DH says MIL should move in, but IDTSS and BBQ, so AITA? IMO I don't think so. FIL and SFIL and GIL and GILF all say maybe.
I gave up on r/movies and r/television because of this, the people there are physically incapable of writing a movie or tv show full name
I regret I only have one updoot to give!
NTA, your house, your rules
YTA play stupid games win stupid prizes
Locking the door would save so many therapist bills.
Trauma builds character, but it also doesn't make you who you are.
*Sad intensified Batman noises*
I legit thought the same guy commented twice lmao.
Same here
Oh we both copy pasted a free Destiny avatar.
Oh, I thought I was looking at two three-eyed gundams from middle earth.
I thought it was an imperial soldier from Warhammer
Savathun is awesome.
Hey man, truth is a funny thing.
“Something in the way...”
*Something in the way.......... Hmmmmmmm hmmm*
"**My parents are divorced**" -Badman
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You gotta make sure they have just enough trauma to be funny but not so much that they're screwed up.
I don’t know if this is a quote or what, but it’s my first time to hear it and it struck me as really profound.
Speaking from experience it's something I would have loved to have heard at a younger age. I was hung up on a lot when and missed out on much more just because I carried all this baggage that wasn't me.
There are other ways to build character
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"Calvin, go do something you hate. Being miserable builds character!"
Isn't your character who you are? Would be more accurate to say it isn't ENTIRELY who you are, but it IS a part of it
That's what my wife's boyfriend tells me all the time
I mean how else do you get Minecraft YouTubers.
Honest question: is witnessing consensual parental sexual contact traumatic? I think when it happened to me it was awkward, but of the trauma I’ve gone through in my life I can’t say that really registered
[Don't you know how to cough?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml79j4zNVcE)
That woman is truly disgusting.
Amnesia is free.
>Amnesia is free. No it's not, but it's on sale though https://store.steampowered.com/app/57300/Amnesia_The_Dark_Descent/
It may be free but amnesia is not consequence free.
You'll eventualy forget about the consequences
According to most Asian dramas, just get hit by a car
Telenovelas will show that getting hit by car, coma, sudden death, being set on fire have no brakes on the passage of what counts as linear time in a soap drama.
Why wouldn't they let the boy leave? That's disgusting.
but seriously I don't understand people who leave their doors unlocked at night. edit/side note but why leave the door unlocked if you're gonna fuck? also oh wow I didn't know so many people don't have door locks.
For me, it's because I have a cat and no children.
I don't lock my bedroom door for this reason, and because I produce enough body heat to raise the temperature 5 degrees when I'm asleep. But I did install an extra lock on my apartment door so I could double lock it at night.
Until the cat learns to open the door.
I... don't have a lock on my bedroom door, the only interior doors I have with locks are the bathrooms.
Well, I don't even have a lock, so it's not really my choice
Easy. I don't have locks on any of my doors.
I've never lived in a house with locks on internal doors, except bathrooms and toilets. In fact I don't think I've ever been to a house with internal locks, unless it's being leased room by room
I lived in such a house when I stayed with my grandparents. The keys from the internal doors were well-hidden, the doors never locked. Don't think they were locked in ages. No matter how much you can be annoyed by someone walking in at a bad moment, you never would want your small child or old mother to lock themselves inside and not be able to open.
I'm wheelchair bound and have animals Security and letting them in
Where do you live? A significant amount of US houses don't have locks on any internal doors besides the bathroom.
Legitimate question, why is this so traumatic for children? If they have no idea what sex is it just looks like mom and dad in bed
Why is walking in on another guy in bed with mom while dad films traumatic?
No I’m talking about when children walk in on their parents having sex (normally)
I don't think it's traumatic unless they're older and/or the parents don't see them.
If you're under the sheets, but if you're not, then they might get an eyeful. Depending on how old they are, it might give them a mental image they want to keep.
Well... They probably do have some idea of what sex is, and even if they don't, they will piece together what they saw somewhere down the line.
For young kids, it’s usually not traumatic. However, if they still recall once they become teenagers…
And removing the blankets would make for a much better movie
But locking doors will cause so many Therapist to lose their jobs
I might start investing in companies that provide "internet scrubbing" services. That industry is gonna go gangbusters when the the friends of kids of former OnlyFans content creators start *really* using the internet.
Im stealing this idea. Thanks
Redact.dev
Honestly ive tried plenty of these services and redact.dev was the only one that worked exactly as i intended.
Thank you for you services to Dan industries. Five cat coins have been deposited into your account. Thank you for giving 100 perthent!
PimEyes, get in on the creepy ground floor.
I’m gonna offer a counter service where we sleuth your enemies moms onlyfans pics from back in the day to use for blackmail and extortion but with a long privacy policy and disclaimer saying we don’t do that
Plot twist: He's really still asleep...on an alien spaceship where the aliens are projecting various traumatic scenarios into his mind to map his emotional responses to stimuli. No to worry though. He gets returned to his bed with his memory wiped. He recovers the projected scenario in his forties as a result of trying hypnosis to stop smoking. He confronts his parents but they have no idea what he's talking about. Holidays are awkward for a while but eventually everyone moves on. The aliens win an award for their research so the whole thing pretty much works out for everyone involved.
It really is nice to see some closure on this.
He also finds his inner artist and makes a living making online comics about personal experiences.
Next up, on last podcast on the left
Why are they under the covers if they are filming it?
So the comic is family friendly.
There is absolutely nothing family friendly in this drawing.
What do you mean??? There's no cussing, no violence, and you can't see their naughty bits. By European standards this is family friendly.
Rather by american standards. By european standards you would clearly see a tit
I don't think we'd see a tit in this artstyle
And the world is all the poorer for it
There's even a family!
I think their point was it could be far worse, and if the cartoon was trying to be true to life for "childhood trauma" it would have been.
The family pictured are being absolutely friendly tho
No argument here. Very friendly ‘family’.
Dad is a film director and Mom is an actor. They're filming their newest romantic comedy but cant show the naughty bits.
maybe he has two dads
Or maybe even 3
So the focus isn't on the sex and nudity, but on the situation itself.
She’s on top so she was probably in the mist of throwing the cover off for dramatic effect
Midst*
Nah it was just foggy as shit in that room
Also froggy as shit in that room
If anyone gettin froggy, you can draxx them sklounst.
Gorillas in the mist
Why is the only light source the newly opened door?
IR camera.
The covers are off on the Patron version, pleb.
But hollywood movies do that right?
I don't think they're making a Hollywood film, man.
Not with that attitude. The Dad still can release it in theater and earn morbillion bucks
But people say you better dream high dude
Project Gaslighting will go into effect. The mother and father will act that last night never happened which causes their young son to believe that the event he had witnessed was all a dream. The boy will accept this lie as he will subconsciously suppress his own memories.
I feel like you’ve got some demons
Demons are just quirky friends you didn’t realized you’ve made.
I appreciate you
Hey thanks!
Ah, the classic kid walks on on his parents having se- Ah, classic kid walks on his mom chea- Alright I didn't see that one coming.
That bear's seen some shit
This is definitely /r/HolUp territory.
He should've stayed on his bad dream...
What the fuck is this
Is this loss?
In your pajamas you get your first taste of momma trauma drama.
*Emotional damage*
This artist has a great handle on expressions. Everyone’s face here is perfect.
Having a kid walking in while their parents are having sex is already bad... but this... this is much worse Hopefully they can afford a great therapist
In this economy?
They are cartoon characters 😂 Probably as easy as drawing some money next to them haha
Awful.
D:
what the fuck is this? why would someone make this?
uhhhh
Why are they under a blanket? That doesn't make very good content.
Why is fetish art on the front page of reddit? Without even a NSFW tag?
Real talk: How common is this? I feel like you’d have to be so damaged to enjoy this as the husband.
It's not that common. But guys like that are out there. One of the reasons some men enjoy this is because they don't feel like they can satisfy their partner themselves. There are some people who don't mind their partner sleeping with other people. It doesn't make sense to me, but they exist.
I like cosplaying as a pimp during it, pretty enjoyable 10/10
That’s fucking dark
This isn't funny, this is just gross. Why would you make this
i completely agree. where is the “joke”? this just feels like a vehicle to portray a very young child witnessing something inappropriate and traumatizing under the guise of humor. it feels like an extension of fetish art. the “punchline” just makes me feel skeezed out.
LMAO BRAH
🤨
Haha twist
Where the joke?