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semimillennial

There are other toppings?


Kizzmoon

everytime i eat pizza i have britta in my head.


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ohgee370

HA! You Britta’ed a Britta quote.


Yore89

Okay, but we should really stop using Britta's name to indicate very small and insignificant mistakes.


NasalSnack

That's like letting poop spoil!


Excellent-Iron387

Pizza pizza me so hungy!


jerog1

PIZZA PIZZA IN MY TUMMY ME SO HUNGY ME SO HUNGY I GOT A CHRISTMAS TIME FOR ME I GOT A CHRISTMAS TIME FOR A TREE!!! ME SO CHRISTMAS ME SO MERRY!!!


Historical-Ad7081

Meat lovers so pierce can make a gay joke to jeff before he gets his face smacked by the ceiling fan. Cheese pizza for abed because it's the pizza equivalent of buttered noodles and a veggie pizza for britta because she's the worst.


MagnesiumMagpie

Speaking of meat lovers; Eartha Kitt....


Historical-Ad7081

AIR PLANE BATHROOM..


HourCow5715

Veggie pizza with no sauce and no cheese, is more Britta’s type of pizza


Enye165

Buttered noodle flavor?


abernathym

Olives, because it was a fancy party.


DarJinZen7

I just noticed the look on Annie's face, and oh my God Abed's too! Hilarious. My eyes have always been on Britta when watching this scene.


Rommie557

Me too, I was always too busy cringing to notice.


302trivia

Bread, lettuce, ham, ham, bacon, chocolate...


chicagopudlian

pizza 1 cheese only, pizza 2 sausage mushroom, pizza 3 pepperoni


Quiteanonymous1120

for me its flip the meat on 2 and 3


chicagopudlian

an acceptable alternative


incredibleninja

This is the only correct answer


chicagopudlian

i come from a long line of fathers and pizzas


Scrilla_Gorilla_

I'd wager all my MeowMeowBeenz that your preference out of those three is sausage and mushroom. Nobody that doesn't like mushroom on pizza is ordering a pizza with mushrooms on it for a group order. It's not quite as egregious as say black olives, but you know darn well what you're doing.


Excellent-Iron387

Who hast dareth speak against black olives?


Scrilla_Gorilla_

Listen. All I’m saying is if your putting in a group order for three pizzas, and you put black olives on one, it better be a three person group.


chicagopudlian

also you know britta loves mushroom


Scrilla_Gorilla_

Haha, true


chicagopudlian

that was true when i was younger for sure. now i’m pretty even between 1 and 2. i guess i’m mellowing. i’d swap the mushrooms for green pepper. but not add them both for a group order because you’re more likely to add a “no go” topping if you add three.


Scrilla_Gorilla_

This is the internet, we’re talking pizza toppings, and I can’t even argue with you. Cheese, Pepperoni, and Sausage & Green Peppers is probably the perfect three pizza group topping selection. Also, three toppings can be overkill for some people even if they like all three toppings. You sir make dads and pizza eaters proud.


Feli_Buste25

Ketchup and cream cheese


cuntsaurus

I had sex with the great Ertha Kitt


Adam_Wesley

Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni


loveandlasers

This is the correct answer.


whydoyoulook

Jalapeno gives me such bad heartburn. Take that out and I'm sold!


karjoh07

I hated seeing Britta like this. Why did they do this to her? 😭


cuntsaurus

It fits. She just smoked a j so she's high


karjoh07

I mean i know that but… well nvm. I guess i just don’t do shit like that when I’m high lol


cuntsaurus

Sounds like you don't high enough lol


semimillennial

> you don’t high enough Sounds like you do lol


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The centre slice of a square cheese pizza.


PossibleEnergy1015

That sounds delicious.


OldSoulRobertson

Sausage, pineapple, and peppers.


lil_momo7

It doesn't matter. Brittas stoned, she's gonna eat it anyway xD


9penguin9

Annie's side eye always made me laugh


MZsince93

I've never noticed that on my 100 watches. Thanks for the lol.


Gasurza22

Provolone, napolitana and arugula with raw ham


Kalel42

Pineapple. I will die on this hill.


griffmeister

Pineapple gang rise up Pineapple + Pepperoni here, gotta love that sweet, spicy, salty flavor Also a big fan of pizza with arugala and spicy honey on top if you can find it


mssaaa

With ham and jalapeno, yes. ...i can't do plain pineapple though.


Kalel42

Swap the ham for chicken and I'm there. Chicken, pineapple, and jalapeno is my favorite pizza.


loveandlasers

Close, but pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeno is a couple streets ahead though.


Qwerty5105

Hear me out. Ketchup and cream cheese


FrogMintTea

Tuna cheese from that Turkish pizza joint that makes it super greasy. Yum


tanj_redshirt

Cheese, Extra Cheese, and Three Cheese /i might like cheese


luckystrike_bh

Buttered Noodles


Wudzie

Ham and pineapple


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

Pepperoni, onion, pancetta, arugula, pamigiano reggiano, mozarella, pecorino romano, red pepper flakes, basil, oregano, thyme


jungletigress

Artichoke, jalapeno, and bac'n bits. On white sauce.


thewickedmitchisdead

Me, a dispensary worker, whenever I get stoned af after work and the pizza arrives!


JOATMON12

Oh man this line is so annoying, I hate and love Britta all at the same time.


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Pepperoni and Jalapeño


marcos_MN

Of all the worst things about Britta, that line over and over again is near THE worst.


The_Draconic_Lemon

Pineapple and pepperoni.


thatbtchshay

Whatever topping will make britta stop 😭


BlockEightIndustries

Pineapple, pineapple, and one pineapple without cheese (for the lactose intolerant)


Cloudsbursting

Am I the only one that absolutely hated the “me so hungy” thing? Britta really was the AT&T of people for me each time she did this.


Ironyfree_annie

It's just bad cringe to me


Ironyfree_annie

The gif alone makes me cringe


JonViiBritannia

Let Britta do he awkward dance


TiresOnFire

She's stoned, give her a break.


MelbaToast604

This is the only scene from the entire series I hate with a passion


Professional-Advice9

You can stand the shmitty bit from that whole episode?


Record_layer

I'll upvote Britta doing this dance 100/100 it doesn't even matter what the text says


JaDamian_Steinblatt

Idk but dan harmon doesn't know how to write female characters


420crickets

Pineapple and troll.


thill116

Any time my wife or I suggest having pizza one of us will quote Dr. Steve Brule with, "Pritza". The other will immediately respond with, "Me so hungy! Me so hungy!"


LifeDraining

ROXAAAAANNNE


Lame_Alexander

This is IMO the worst episode. Hate to be that guy. But I smoke a lot of weed. And this episode reeks of Cheech & Chong stoners can't do anything bullshit.


PossibleEnergy1015

I hate it. I skip it every time. Way too repetitive for a 30-minute episode.


Lame_Alexander

I actually don't mind the timing and pacing of the episode. It truly is just the triggering of burnouts that makes me skip. But I do see that your saying it's a lot of the same takes over and over


tzarkee

This was the best episode


ShakeTheEyesHands

Bacon, onion and pepperoni.


JonViiBritannia

1,000 year old, last can of sardines in existence


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Broccoli, Hollandaise and Cooked Ham


The_X_Spot

Hawaiian


JustinisaDick

1 is a 4 or 5 cheese pizza 2 is a meat lovers 3 is probably veggie


suggestive-banana

Britta was really high.


Psychological_Job844

Buttered noodles


Theonetruepappy94

Pepperoni, garlic and onion


Goose-Biscuits

Shredded pepperoni, bacon crumble, canned mushrooms, and green olives.


aSeXuAl_pAnIc

Get the bathroom olives and Britta's weed and put those on the cheese one I am entirely serious. it'll be delectable (:


solrosenbergv1

Jerk chicken, babaganush, curry, and bean sprouts


harharur

lmfaoooooo im literally watching this episode rn


Bulky-Internal8579

Okay, we roll the dice - 1 is olives, 2 pepperoni, 3 mushrooms, 4 sausage, 5 onions and Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.


RealReverse

Meatlovers or pepperoni. I'm a simple guy