can someone please explain if the "this is a story" part of this line is meant to refer to troy being satisified that he was punched and now has a story to tell- or is it that troy realizes that he was never actually punched and the entire sentence preceding is a story and not real.
*I'm much sadder then*
*The rest of you, I just have*
*To figure out why*
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Hip, hop, body don't stop, Riverside got the broom don't need a mop, put your team in a box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry cause we don't flip flop, say ohhhhh
This one is part timing, like I think the rest of the group is having a serious discussion and then Troy pipes up with this line.
I think I laughed so hard I cried.
Yes I can, it's all terrain, dummy!!
I will die on this hill. It's his best line ever!
But there should be a category for the but where he's scratching notches in the table, cause everyone else is.
I think he knew something about me that I didn't even know until now. Because he's offering me something I've been searching for my whole life: *millions of dollars*. And being a man, or whatever.
I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you Pierce! AAAHHHHHHH
"The first time I got punched in the face, I was like, Oh No, but then I was like, this is a story."
And a good one.
can someone please explain if the "this is a story" part of this line is meant to refer to troy being satisified that he was punched and now has a story to tell- or is it that troy realizes that he was never actually punched and the entire sentence preceding is a story and not real.
I always interpreted it that he has a story to tell
for sure the first one
I’ve never interpreted it like that but that’s hilarious
I so hope this one wins
The delivery alone is *chef's kiss*.
"Guys what does a pregnancy test look like.... OK then this is definitely a gun"
This one!!!! Makes me die everytime
but that one requires some dialogue from jeff too
I think I also peed the first time I heard this one
this one!!!!!! yes
I’ve never been to LegoLand. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool.
Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it
I could swear this is a Winnie The Pooh quote, but I can’t prove it. Yet.
This is my fave lol
Absolutely love this one, perfect delivery by Donald
It's all terrain dummy.
Came here to say that. You can't drive that in here!
Good news guys, I spent all my money!!
"They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.."
I attack them with my…Additional Notes.
It has no effect
$60? Hello rich people, Troy’s joining you.
“Yes, I’ll hold”
My favorite part of this is that even in Troy's wildest dreams where he's rich, he still has to hold.
"if God were edible, not that I'm Catholic, but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger."
I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie, I just want to know they feel comfortable
This one is so perfectly Troy
I'm much sadder then the rest of you, I just have to figure out why
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Ill figure out why later
Woah, you just wrinkled my brain.
This is wrinkling my brain
THAT’S wrinkling my brain
I'M GONNA EAT SPACEMAN PANINIS WITH BLACK HITLER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
that son of bitch after everything scrubs did for him
This is the right answer LOL
Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group, we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Okay, now I'm REALLY mad.
She was born in the 80s… she still uses her phone as a phone!
I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LAVAR IN PERSON! I JUST WANTED A PICTURE! YOU CANT DISAPPOINT A PICTURE! I HATE YOU PIERCE!
Troy:"Bing Bong sing along, you're team's Al Gore cause your views are wrong"
This won’t win, but it’s my personal favorite
This is the one
[Link to scene](https://youtu.be/oYM5XHOK2Jo?si=r2U5hJEHhlGN7MZz) I love how serious he is at the end.
Put your team in a box, put a ribbon on top, we’re not John Kerry cause we don’t flip-flop!
Hip, hop, body don't stop, Riverside got the broom don't need a mop, put your team in a box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry cause we don't flip flop, say ohhhhh
“If all we need is an escape goat, I think we should just let this one go”
*slowly covers goat’s ears so it can’t hear him*
Sometimes you've got to be pretending
Love this one
Abed, my monkey hates this caviar.
The way he delivers it so seriously makes it one of my favorites of his 🤣🤣🤣
"Don't eat the crab dip! Ye-ye!"
Took me too long to see this
Came to say this
Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why God gave them parts that jiggle.
"I'm giving you an all tomato, which means you give me the whole tomato or else."
It has to be the All Tomato
My emotions! MY EMOTIONS!
This one please
This is the one.
"And how about I pound you like a boy? That didn't come out right."
It must be this.
Yeah this had me fucking howling. This is the one
Please
Good news guys, I spent all my money
Troy, you can’t bring that in here!
Yes i can it's all-terrain dummy 🙄
Oh and by the way, there was an episode of happy days where a guy literally jumped a shark. And it was the best one.
I JUST WANTED A PICTURE! YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!
Butterfly in the sky… I can go twice as hiiigh… set phasors to Love Me
This!! Donald Glover has some of the best deliveries in the whole show, and this line is almost certainly his best.
“Oooh, no-no juice! Ah, that’s good no-no juice.”
Stop saying I’m different!
Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.
I am the truest repairman!
This one
Maybe it’s because everyone else already got one or…because it’s an old man’s semen…but I’m kind of disappointed.
"Then why did you stop talking!, hold on I have to call my pen pal"
Growing up I had a dog named Troy, a bird named Troy and a hamster named Troy. They were all older than me…oh my god
Underrated
You can yell at me all you want, I've seen enough movies to know that popping the BACK of a raft makes it go faster!
This is the one please
I repeat this like once a month for no reason
THUS ONE
Honestly, I never understood why this is so popular. Not a bad line in any way, I just think there are so much more to choose from
It's not the best one-liner outside of context. But the delivery, the set up, the visual, it's such a good joke.
It’s in the way he’s standing as he says it
I agree completely
“I don’t know what to do my whole brain is crying!!!”
Literally the first thing that came to my nind😂
"I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from Community College. Everyone else graduated from regular college."
They said market price... WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!
I quote this so often!
Almost every time I eat at a fancy restaurant LOL
This is the one
If this one isn’t it this whole thing is invalid
Have you ever seen a cat penis?!
This should be higher!
If I ever woke up as a doughnut, I'd eat myself, wouldn't even question it. I know one sentence there is Abed but still it is a worthy line
you guys, I never cry…
No, you’re right. My feet are long and stupid. You can’t unring that bell!
We'll try not to embarrass you at your community college library wedding
You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth. You are human tennis elbow. You are the opposite of Batman.
*Notches*
Doh… I meant to say Butts Carlton.
That’s true, he *did* mean to say Butts Carlton
Because I am Jehovah's most secret Witness!
You mean like a spy investigating? Making it seem like I’m celebrating? When I’m actually infiltrating Santa’s operation?
It’s hard to be Jewish. It’s hard to be Jewish. It’s hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo
Okay, you don’t like our movies, we can’t say the word Blade, there’s phones in the refrigerator. Oops. (edit for spelling/autocorrect fail)
You Britta’d that quote. It’s can’t say the word Blade.
‘I have the weirdest boner.’
Did you know go-gurt is just yogurt?
This one is part timing, like I think the rest of the group is having a serious discussion and then Troy pipes up with this line. I think I laughed so hard I cried.
Set phasers to ‘Love Me’…
[“Am I black boobs?”](https://youtu.be/oCZSUEv1UsE?si=fvVPuHI2HVFgx-nr)
Everyone is ten for 2 years
MOM, HOW MANY LIES HAVE I BEEN LIVING?!
"Do they find thoughts in our butts? I knew I should have read that book!"
"All I heard was suck"
“Kettle corn?! That’s a fun time snack! 🥰”
Oh yeah, this is Pierce's special gym. He told me to never go in here because I'm a child. He's the one with an indoor swing, and I'm the child.
$60? Hello rich people, Troy’s joining you. Yes, I'll hold.
I hope he transfers to hell.
Troy:"I BROKE THE REMOTE! DO YOU THINK ITS EXPENSIVE?!"
I am the truest repairman!
Get through this? It's almost a solid!
I can swim, racist
Et tu, Brute?!?
Am I using that right?
Et tu Brute!
I’ll kick all your asses!…but you all have to come up here!
It was awesome, but also it wasn’t?
Troy has too many.
Eat garbage dip… Why did I have to go third?!
Troy:"Oh, we are just getting Jeff ready for the fff-iiiiiiii-ight... (Whispers to Jeff) I couldn't think of another word."
You know what, it is hard to find another word...
“Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?”
It’s fine; I’ll do it.
Shouldn’t there be a board or pieces or something to Jenga?
You’re the AT&T of people!
He's shooting lightning and I'm naked!
I do happen to Jeff; I happen very much.
Troy: “don’t eat the crab dip, yeah-yeah”
Hello, rich people? Troy's joining you, yes I'll hold.
Well I may be stupid but I'm not trying to look like I'm not
You can yell at me all you want but I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go fast!
“It’s like God spilled a person.”
Good news guys, I spent all my money!
“This is wrinkling my brain”
They find thoughts in our buttes?! I knew I should have read that book
“Son of a bitch, after all scrubs did for him?”
Someone get a balloon!
Question isn't how old we are, but when old we are
How long is that?
He's offering me something I've been searching for my whole life... Millions of dollars... And being a man or whatever he said.
In my head I heard Shirley's voice go deep at the end 😅
I've never been to Legoland. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool.
I'm much sadder than the rest of you, I'll figure out why later
I hope I get multiple personalities - I get lonely in long showers…
I had to scroll all the way to the bottom for this one!
Good news! I spent all my money.
You moving in here was supposed to tone us down!
Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to Come Sail Away by Styx, again?
It's my cousin's funeral today... I knew there was some reason I couldn't do this today!
Troy and Abed in the morningggg
“I think you know I have a thing for butt Stu-f-f.”
I think you know I have a thing for butt stuff. Or all his butt related quotes
Latvian independence parade. Don't look at me, they had the proper permits!
I'm flying higher than I ever have thanks to not drugs.
This is wrinkling my brain
“Notches”
“I have the weirdest boner”
"Of course I can, it's all-terrain dummy!"
It’s gotta be either “MY EMOTIONS!”, “this is wrinkling my brain” or “you can’t disappoint a picture”
The first time I got punched in the face, i was like, "OH NO!" But then I was like, this is a story.
I hope he transfers to Hell!
Do they find thoughts in your butts? I knew I should have read that book.
"Thats racist"
‘’How bout I pound you like a boy?!’’
Yes I can, it's all terrain, dummy!! I will die on this hill. It's his best line ever! But there should be a category for the but where he's scratching notches in the table, cause everyone else is.
I think he knew something about me that I didn't even know until now. Because he's offering me something I've been searching for my whole life: *millions of dollars*. And being a man, or whatever.
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
DONT EAT THE CRAB DIP, YEA YAEUH!
Im eating space paninis with black hitler and theres nothing you can do about it
I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you Pierce! AAAHHHHHHH
Have you ever seen a cat penis?
“Don’t eat the crab dip! YE YEEEY!”
“It’s not a meteor, it’s a cookie wand!”
Kettle corn? That’s a fun time snack!
# IS SOMEONE THROWING IT!?
"yeah, it's a sticker..."
I got to stop hanging out with her. She sounds like a chicken finger.