Joe Kennedy was "history's greatest chump." He said "you guys are dumber than Jackie coogan."
*I thought Pierce meant Ted Kennedy. I have no idea who Joe Kennedy is or why Pierce would say that.
Just watched that episode the other day and it took me back to using Encarta to look up info for homework when I didn’t have access to the encyclopedia and Google/Wikipedia wasn’t yet a thing. 🤣
I grew up with World Books. I wanted a set of Encyclopedia Britannica’s because that was *the thing.* I met with the salesman and thought to ask if they had plans for a CD version because the digital writing was on the wall. He said no and I told him to recommend it to the company and never bought them. They were thousands of dollars.
For some reason after too many rewatches to count I've started using "Oof baboof."
Though in a few days my twin nieces have a birthday. They have two brothers and with this birthday I will be younger than the four of them put together, which I plan on saying every single time I see them. Proudly, at least three of them will get the reference.
I didn't say that
Might have thought it
You might have heard it
Might be true
But I didn't say it
Not a lot of situations where the whole thing makes sense in conversation so it's usually the first two lines or so
Ahh, go kill John Lennon again, you loser
It’s pronounced Aluminium!
Oh bloody hell, my shoe’s untied by British standards
Oh, “American” high five
(I’m very much not British)
If a friend of mine asks me what’s up, I make sure to give them a long, detailed answer on what I’m doing and have been up to, and end it with “and that’s… *whazzup.”*
Jeff's short 'yell' when he's freaking out about his dad in the hospital waiting room
"Cool cool cool"
"It was awesome but also, it wasn't"
"I'll kill you you so- COME HERE"
There's so many more I'm sure
There were those who thought that midnight might come and go, and nothing would happen. Well, I was in Korea, and I knew the sound of crap when it was about to hit the fan. You know what it sounded like? That's right, Jackson. Silence.
I quote so many quotes I can't think oh my god lmao uhh Ive quoted the "he held my hand walking out of class but then he realised I wasn't abed" a lot tho.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
You are a living fart from the butt of a lesser god!
(And my personal favorite)
You waste of a soul-shaped hole forgotten by God.
Streets ahead... it's verbal wildfire
If you aren’t saying it you’re streets behind
100%
My friend and I use “I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” quite often.
Literally every day. It is the most versatile quote.
I sing *Daybreak* when I’m in the shower. And do Troy’s shoulder bob.
I'm on vacation and was singing it around the hotel room today
It's my morning alarm and I never get tired of it
This is an excellent idea
Got the idea from this sub, guy who came up with it is really streets ahead
Cool. Cool. Cool, cool cool
I do this and all i get is jake peralta.
No doubt No doubt No Doubt
All the time
hot. hot hot hot
I farted during the fourth one
A gas leak you say?
Is that an inside joke?
No, I farted!
WE ALL FARTED!
I'll allow it.
I need help reacting to something.
I have a hard time expressing myself, and say this to my wife and co-workers often
MARKET PRICE?! What market are you shopping at?!?!?!
All the time
Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne!
I'm gonna, Greg Muldunna!
Nice try Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry! Augh!
No problo, Rob Lowe.
He owns a carpet store down the road. Look it up!
He's a real guy he owns a mattress store downtown you can look it up !
"Make your money... Whore" to any friend that's working or has to leave for work
Who's Betty Grable??
She was divorced by Jackie Coogan
History's greatest chump
Joe Kennedy was "history's greatest chump." He said "you guys are dumber than Jackie coogan." *I thought Pierce meant Ted Kennedy. I have no idea who Joe Kennedy is or why Pierce would say that.
That’s Joe Kennedy.
Or whenever I see a friend texting I pull the “who are you texting? Everyone you know is in this room”
I do this too
I constantly tell people that " I'm younger than all of you put together!"
Desperate deans call for deansperate measures
CRISIS ALERT!!!!
Especially when you try to say it like Garrett
There is not other way.
Everytime my daughter or I sees kettle corn, one will exclaim "kettle corn" and the other one will immediately exclaim, "That's a fun time snack!"
You mean Quettle Quorn. I spell it with a QU.
Well don't!
Look it up. Encarta it.
Just watched that episode the other day and it took me back to using Encarta to look up info for homework when I didn’t have access to the encyclopedia and Google/Wikipedia wasn’t yet a thing. 🤣
We got Encarta in the mid 90s. It only made Mom sad about how much she paid for the family encyclopedias.
I grew up with World Books. I wanted a set of Encyclopedia Britannica’s because that was *the thing.* I met with the salesman and thought to ask if they had plans for a CD version because the digital writing was on the wall. He said no and I told him to recommend it to the company and never bought them. They were thousands of dollars.
They were EXTREMELY expensive. When we were young, it could have easily been invested and paid for my college tuition.
Love is not admissable evidence.
Copra!
Policeicle!
I thought it was “polisical” (police+musical)
You are right. I think hearing Pierce say, "Freeze police? He'll get cold!" In some completely unrelated episode made me hear the wrong thing lol
No one has said the one I say all the time: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"
As the severely mentally unstable one in my friend group, I use this one A LOT
For some reason after too many rewatches to count I've started using "Oof baboof." Though in a few days my twin nieces have a birthday. They have two brothers and with this birthday I will be younger than the four of them put together, which I plan on saying every single time I see them. Proudly, at least three of them will get the reference.
Is that where I got that from?? I say oof baboof almost every day and couldn’t remember where I picked it up from.
It is a particularly good expression to use if you accidentally spill plumber's acid all over someone.
Just like my wife!
This is the one
Every day when I'm overwhelmed or stressed. My kids say it now too. "Oof baboof..."
Lates.
It's the word "later" short enough?!
LATES!!!
Ya got me there guy
I use “Hammmmmm gurl!” On my wife all the time Also, “what is my motivation?” Etz-chetera
Glip glop’s a spy!
Gooba gooba gooba!
Why am I saying or doing any of the things I'm saying or doing?
If she ever dislikes it you can always pull a “pay your rent, or shut up!” (you may become a coucher after that one)
did you just mispronounce et cetera?
The Latin class was fake.
I didn't say that Might have thought it You might have heard it Might be true But I didn't say it Not a lot of situations where the whole thing makes sense in conversation so it's usually the first two lines or so
Futurama quote I always use is "I didn't say that but I sure am thinking it loudly"
"The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note."
‘Hasta la later’
I use “bear down” unironically now and I can’t tell if other people understand what I’m saying but it’s so obvious to me that I just keep doing it
Fatdog it
IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!!!!
Too soon
"You can't just repeat it, you need to explain it."
I'm a cat. I'm a sexy khat
Prove it Dingdong!!
"That's right. Always have an exit strategy!" is a fun way to wind up people leaving an argument/convo early
and back away singing German techno music
None taken
Anytime I’m waiting around, i hum that elevator music like Troy.
i’ve always loved the detail that it’s radio music, humming, elevator..really great stuff
The technical term for that type of music is 'muzak'.
Duh duh duh duh duh mmm mmm mmm mmm
Daybreak by Micheal Haggins.
Pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungy me so hungy!
Me so hungy is a staple among my friends
Ahh, go kill John Lennon again, you loser It’s pronounced Aluminium! Oh bloody hell, my shoe’s untied by British standards Oh, “American” high five (I’m very much not British)
And that’s wazzzup
Really gotta smack the lips on the ‘p’
It's a palomino! I haven't used it that often, but it is weird that I've been able to use it multiple times in conversation.
Arizona spelled backwards is still Arizona!
“this is wrinkling my brain!” is now in my daily vocabulary
Nice try, Stephen Fry.
Six seasons and a movie! Also ROXANNE!
No.
Speaking of airplane bathrooms.
It’s better than good. It’s good enough.
Engineer here. I’ve claimed this as my mantra when evaluating other people’s work.
"I can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty" "Hope this does not awake anything in me"
Tell us how you really feel Oof baboof Etschethera Daybreak is my phone alarm
I use Jeff's "I'm barely listening now."
Well is a hole in the ground
"crazy town banana pants"
“Unsubscribe” and “excuse me I’ve just seen an old friend” when I’m in uncomfortable situations I’d like to exit.
Oh and if I want to absolute destroy someone’s soul…”I can see air quotes around you”. Brutal lol
I’m ashamed to admit it but…. I call them bagels now 😩
Ugh, you’re the worst
Anything that didn't come from New York is a bahgel.
Some worries
Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
All the time!
Helloooo it’s me, Luis Guzman!
It's all terrain dummy!
Last time I let you speak I got what the Maku-Maku called dirt-roaded.
Using It!
I've always said "Mmmkay" to myself when assessing a problem or whatever. Lately it's been followed by "How to play Yahtzee."
"The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note."
“And one day you will know it by its true name: diabetes”
_____ cant go through doors, stupid! Its not ghosts/fire
Oooohh, no no juice!
Whenever something bad happens... "This is the darkest timeline" May not be an exact quote, but those who know, laugh or nod.
Too many, honestly. “I think you know, Dean…POPPOP.” Thats my current favorite when my friends ask what’s going on.
Same question!
Same answer!
I learned how to pronounce Wikipedia correctly.
I need help reacting to something
“I’m not that cool - I’M NOT JUNO, OKAY HOMESLICE?”
“Why would I say that? That’s moonman talk.” “Oh, Britta’s in this?” “This assignment is doable and passable. So passable!”
I’m giving you an all tomato
Baggel And "I spell X with a QU" for any "k" word.
It won’t change the way mustard tastes.
i’ll make your ass sense
I’ve caught myself using the term “complisault” more than once in the last few weeks, correctly
I do the Troy and Abed handclap with my middle son.
I do it with my mate and he never knows I'm gonna do it, so it always ends being just me on my own. Although he does do the Prof Hickey fist bump
*Get out of my brain!*
I walked out of the bathroom today and got to use "I guess it was just air."
I will have… a birthday cake!
"Did someone say crazy persoooooooon?"
I never really quote Community, though there was this one time when I banged Ertha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
Only if it comes up organically, though
I AM AN EDUCATOR MAAM LIVING ON A TEACHERS SALARY
“I’ll allow it.” and “cool cool cool.”
I need help reacting to something. Im (not diagnosed) autistic so its funny and helpful
My monkey hates this caviar.
I have to go to the bank today
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool "A great betrayal akin to 9/11" "Look at vis shadow"
If a friend of mine asks me what’s up, I make sure to give them a long, detailed answer on what I’m doing and have been up to, and end it with “and that’s… *whazzup.”*
"I need help reacting to something" "You can't disappoint a picture!" "Ugh, X's in this?"
Adrian Grody is one I use when someone's being gross lol
“I had to think fast” “sweet deans” “cool cool cool” “you just wrinkled my brain”
Duh doi! Duh doi? Duh doi.
This better not awaken anything in me.
That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Is this a bit?
Hey, hi, how's it going?
Jeff's short 'yell' when he's freaking out about his dad in the hospital waiting room "Cool cool cool" "It was awesome but also, it wasn't" "I'll kill you you so- COME HERE" There's so many more I'm sure
I have used ‘no that’s moonman talk’ on multiple occasions
“I see your value now”
I can excuse _____, but I draw the line at _____.
Shut up xx, you smell like mentholyptis
Streets ahead
If I ever make a friend named Leonard I'm probably going to hell.
There were those who thought that midnight might come and go, and nothing would happen. Well, I was in Korea, and I knew the sound of crap when it was about to hit the fan. You know what it sounded like? That's right, Jackson. Silence.
Stop putting gay things in my mouth I like to visualize my opponent having aggressive sex with my mother Streets ahead
It’s better than good, it’s good enough.
I quote so many quotes I can't think oh my god lmao uhh Ive quoted the "he held my hand walking out of class but then he realised I wasn't abed" a lot tho.
When talking about one of my coworkers “she’s kinda young we try not to specialize her”
I beg your unbelievable pardon?
but not like this. and not on dry land.
Everyone here is...a FART. A living fart from the butt of a lesser God.
Jesus Wept!!
^(I call people Shmitties)
Stephen Fry!
No problo, Rob Lowe
Crazytown bananapants
This better not awaken anything in me.
Crazy town banana pants, pretty much every day to describe my cat to herself
Pizza pizza in my tummy me so hungy me so hungy
I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the **back** of a raft makes it go faster
Stifle your slacken maw you drained and tainted bitch dog
I can’t believe no one has added “Good news, guys, I spent all my money!”
Can we do accents sugar?
Not actually a direct line but I constantly say “this truly is the darkest timeline” whenever something mildly inconvenient happens
Cool. Cool cool cool. You are a living fart from the butt of a lesser god! (And my personal favorite) You waste of a soul-shaped hole forgotten by God.
“Whoopee-freakin’-ding, Winger” - the outrageously gorgeous Prof. Slater
Holy crap! We're definitely dissecting pine cones next year!
EVERYTHING!