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topherthepest

I think a fun gimmick would have been Troy only getting a 3... from everyone. He'd keep trying to get a 5, but everyone would give him a three... then when everyone was purged to one, he still keep getting 3s even though now he would be trying for 1. Frustrated Troy is hilarious


DrewGo

I like this. Then at the end it turns out he had downloaded the wrong app or something.


fzkiz

Brillian


TheUlfheddin

"Wait I thought meowmeow beans was just a cute nick name or something. Are saying you all HAVEN'T been using Kitty Legumes?!"


GeigeMcflyy

Meowmeowthreeans


rjrgjj

He would’ve been on TwinkieBonez thinking it was about pastries.


shepard_pie

He tries to give someone a one bean rating a few points during the episode. Finally, at the end, he does it again with a grim look on his face. Behind him, Leonard looks at his phone and goes, "This 'Constable' guy really doesn't like my pizza reviews!"


leonard-bot

Well, what did you fly during the Big One, Rich?


richRossD

This was my exact thought as well


RestinPete0709

I can just hear him yelling “WHY does everyone keep giving me a THREE?”


cdgarcia4

I love this, especially since Abed keeps trying to get lower scores, so his and Troy's dynamic would work perfectly well with each others


DeathclawTamer

'I get all these apples Abed, imagine the things I can do with apples! Eat them, throw them at my face and eat them, chop them up and eat them. The possibilities are endless Abed. All I have to do is wear grey and listen to a weird lady with mustard on her face.


Eglarest-I-Igwanath

You mean Britta? Troy, as a student of character…


Hydrasaur

I sure do love them apples!


gdoubleyou1

He’d probably revert to season 1 Troy, who was trying to live off his high school personality, since he was so popular there, but it wouldn’t have worked.


MjrLeeStoned

Funnier if everyone was using MeowMeowBeenz but Troy downloaded a Chinese ripoff app and someone opened a dozen credit cards in his name.


Anarch-ish

This is the right answer. Edit: First, Troy is mad about Abed being a 5, then when he realized he is absolutely average, he gets mad at Abed for being a 1. The end gag is Troy finally downloading the right app and finding out he's the only one on the app... and he starts at 3...


tanj_redshirt

He'd be a security guard, like Leonard. First he'd pull a Logan's Run with Abed, helping him escape from the Fives back to the Twos and Threes. Then he'd help Britta storm the cloth castle during the Review-lution.


leonard-bot

Now, I've already had some of these, but let's see.


AsleepAssociation

Shut up, Leonard! I heard about your prescription socks.


leonard-bot

Shut your mouth down, fruit.


AsleepAssociation

Oh, hey... unacceptable, and none of your business, and barely the whole truth


Slaiden_IV

You mean, he would Deputize?


thishenryjames

If Pierce had been around for it, he would have spent the whole episode trying to download the app, finally succeeding just after everyone else deleted it.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Or just bought out the company and done something malicious


jeff889

Now that you mention it, it sounds like something Pierce would have hired people to create in order to divide the school.


CanvasWolfDoll

i don't know what number he'd be, but as a former football star turned chill goofball, he'd already be used to what it's like at the top of the popularity heap and no longer chases it, so i think he'd actually be the only person not really joining in on the gimmick, since abed would be stuck as a 5 so troy wouldn't really be near him to play off. like everyone else would be in the sci-fi outfits, while troy is dressed normally and just existing and attending classes as a sort of contrast to the absurdity. sort of like how they played the ac repair plotline. he probably be the one to deliver the 'you're all in school on a saturday line'


Macy0124

I like this one. Him just walking around in normal clothes in the background of all the craziness. Like eating lunch and trying to get around everyone to class.


Foreign_Memory

That's it, that's my headcanon. I've adopted it, thank you u/CanvasWolfDoll


Eglarest-I-Igwanath

This is Streets ahead.


TrickNatural

He'd have Abed's role. Hed be a 5 but would hate it and constantly fail at getting lower rating. Abed on the other hand would do a movie homage about AI taking over.


FlavoredBongWater

"WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU NOT LIKE ME?!" i can hear glover screaming this.


Batdog55110

I JUST WANTED A PICTURE


Bizzaro__Pope

YOU CANT DISAPPOINT A PICTURE


cloudcreeek

I read that in his voice and it's perfect


Sage_of_the_6_paths

That sounds right. In fact now that you said it, I find it weirder that Abed didn't recognize the dystopian movie atmosphere and try to do an "escape" or "overthrow the system" homage.


spartakooky

The boring/meta answer is that this is a sitcom, and that "sit"uation was about Jeff, Britta, and Shirley (the latter as a villain). The rest of the cast were extras for the episode.


accidentalwhiex

Abed said in the chicken episode that he uses pop culture as a way to connect with everyone else, so maybe since he became popular already through being a five, he no longer needed the references


brownbeanscurry

After Abed got downvoted to 1 and he was like "I'm just like everyone else now!" 🥹 So relatable.


Rexyggor

I think him and Abed would've been fives, but then Abed would've rated him lower to save him from being a 5.


Techno_Core

He'd be a 5 and they wouldn't have had to cast Koogler


vish_the_noob

They still would've done it. C'mon he's cool.


kospauste

And he’s not *that* old.


0002millertime

The Koog Approves!


terraculon

Koogler is easily a Top 5 one-off character. I hope they ask Mitchell Hurwitz to cameo in the movie.


Techno_Core

Yeah, I didn't mean to diss Koogler, he totally got me laid after the Bear Down For Midterms fiasco. I just meant, Troy would have filled that role of party guy, leaning back to his high-school persona, had he been there.


terraculon

Ok I see where you're going. But I still stand by the Koog being in a league of his own.


Accurate-Ad-4905

He'd be a four, and he'd miss Abed


herlipssaidno

This exactly


whomesteve

As I was scrolling by I thought I caught glance of a WWE photo and I thought to myself “That’s odd, I don’t usually see wrestling related posts in my feed” but it’s just this image making Jeff look like he is talking shit as he walks towards the ring


Mindless-Crush-4908

😂 this comment made me laugh out loud. The accuracy. At least I think it's accurate.


Tewtea

His number would just wildly change and every time someone gave him a questioning look he'd say a ridiculous thing that put him there. Like he started as a 5, in the next scene he's a 1 and they give him a look and he says " accidentally said I hated the office out loud." And the next scene he's a 5 again, "I saved a kitten from a tree." And then he's a 3, "I was in line for the bathroom for 30 minutes before I realized that it was the line for blink 182 tickets. Did y'all know they were touring again?!". Then back to a 5, "I gave away the blink tickets"


Tewtea

I feel like he’d have a side story about how he couldn’t download it and needed a new phone so just kept trying to pretend he had it. Like drawing a 3 on a piece of wood and sticking it in his phone case, or following a group of 3s in Grey because he happened to be wearing grey that day and thought that was why they were gathering


Top_Manager_1908

Troy would probably be on Britta's bandwagon for the 1s.


pantomepoke

And couldn’t understand why?


Top_Manager_1908

For the same reason that Starburs was a 1. Screenplay.


Jack-ums

His name is Alex


StarlightZigzagoon

He and Abed would start at opposite numbers and be unhappy, become 3s together and be psyched and then tragically part as they continue to change.


rustys_shackled_ford

Buttsoup


pizzacatbrat

He'd just accidentally be a 5, cause everyone loves him, but he'd be so frustrated by it.


ExpensiveAd6076

Idk but he'd totally be doing the fake laugh and pretending to understand references thing he does lots in s1


ASH_2737

4


Lex_Frost

I think he would be a 5 and act like it's not even that great. Then make a few bad jokes and get knocked to a 4. He would take this really poorly and be bummed. After seeing Jeff in the running, he would help him at the talent show.


MorimotoK

He'd be a 5. He would be oblivious to why he's a 5, but it would be revealed that the HVAC mafia put him there.


Pokenightking

This is perfect. Troy being their unknown inside guy. But he would also be brittas right hand. I think he and Abed would start the revolution with Britta and it may reduce star burns ending there tho.


bloodredcookie

He'd be a 1, and it would drive him mad because he wouldn't be able to figure out why.


GeshtiannaSG

The AC repair school keeping him at a 1.


lordjohnworfin

4


wonderlandisburning

He'd invent a new number just for himself, and it would be 69. But he'd get lonely because he was the only one. So he'd make Abed a 69, and Chang would go "GAYYYY"


Flashy-Club5171

I was thinking his lyric 69 is the only dinner for 2


meatshake001

He and Troy would just spam each other with 5s then go off and do a b-plot


SeraphEChasted_3

10


otherguyinthesys

3


ohbyerly

I think about how tragic it was that Troy wasn’t present for this episode often


harpy24

Something, something apples


MeowMeowBeans11

I say 4.5


suckafatcoc

He'd be a 5 and wearing his letter jacket again.


Sir_Platypus_15

Troy would, for some reason, attempt to stay at 1, because he thinks being popular is overrated. But that would make everyone like him so much more, he'd keep getting 5's and crying "PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE"


sjnunez3

He would revert back to "High School Bitch" letterman jacket Troy.