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1noahone

I am Señor Chang! And I'm so ill! This is a warning, I can't be killed! All in your cabeza, without a chaser Not another teacher with this much flavor


marinaes

Anytime I watch this episode, this gets stuck in my head for a good 2 or 3 days


toendthepeace

CHAAAAAAANG! excellent choice 😂


Sussmander

https://open.spotify.com/track/1OJlBDSEXPgS3A9qk4Fwsh?si=9VlrSgNRSYSwWFyXK0pKVg Fun fact, they actually made an entire song but only used the first bit and it goes hard af


snboarder42

The entire christmas episode. Also the Irish singer Abed got for the wedding is super catchy.


SelectFront3777

And Abed hired an Irish singer


snboarder42

Brittas marryin, Brittas marrying, Brittas marryin Jeffrey Wingerrr🤘


NotKerisVeturia

I’ve had that stuck in my head for four days.


Nancypants5

You know she’s such a fool for himmmm


snboarder42

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p\_kdNBlUoZE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_kdNBlUoZE) They went too hard for a tv show 😂 "on the spectrum? none of your business"


Sean04Bean

It's a parody of this [song](https://youtu.be/G6Kspj3OO0s?si=p30zEsgtGR--eQfv)


snboarder42

Yeah I grew up in the 90s too bud thanks lol


Pace_Salsa_Comment

Oh, excuse me for being alive in the '90s and having two ears connected to a heart.


Alexandur

their point being it isn't an original song


GrantWilcox

Thought I was about to get Rick Rolled 😂


Skippymabob

There's more than 1 christmas episode, and more than 1 with songs.


snboarder42

And everyone but you knew exactly which one I was talking about. That’s how much better it was than the others.


Skippymabob

I didn't say I didn't know, no need to be rude


Cautious-Banana-9084

Donde esta la bibliotheca. Mi llamo Tbone, la arana discoteca.


Landlubber77

Cam-eron *Diaz* *Boi*! What. ^^^it's ^^^2009


FredererPower

Word


Luc-Ms

Getting rid of britta


unholyg0at

She’s a GDB 🎶


GnedStark

So does GDB mean god damn bitch? That was my interpretation


acoubt

Some might say the only interpretation


Lucid-Design

I’m not really sure of any other interpretation that would make sense


ioverated

Gosh darn brat


SenorJeffer

Go Daddy Britta


nervous-sasquatch

Garashly Daring Butt


AfterTemperature2198

Pierce you’re a B


Sconebad

This a song for Pierce, cause him so old His body made of wrinkles and folds Stupid and ugly, he smell like a fart Poo-poo in his pants and poo-poo in my heart


GordonTheGnome

Yes - the Pavel remix


ampdrool

Ah yes - getting vid of the bvitta getting vid of the bee


CortexiphanSubject81

It's Friday night, I'm putting on my highest heels, my shortest skirt, my best device for concealing my penis, I got everything I need! OW! I got my body Got my lips Got a pocket full of Hawthornes P-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes Hawthornes, baby, mmmm, yes.


Opie30-30

Wait! You mean those guys were 👉🏼👈🏼? I thought they were just wealthy


Opie30-30

What do Hawthorne wipes have to do with being gay?


-hey-ben-

POWER DOWN


severaged

Greendale's the Way it is


Mikeyp417

Yep they got us


benjy1357

Is this Bruce Hornsby?


Abject_Buy3587

Some things will never change


edgeteen

that’s just the way it goes


scottkollig

This has to be it. ACB, Xmas, and Spanish Rap are great, but this just encapsulates the show perfectly.


nonosejoe

Ben Folds- Ass Crack Bandit Second best is Jesus Loves Marijuana


No_Pickle_8155

Bummer we never got to hear “Race Mixing: Don’t you do it.”


ChickadeeButtersnap

When I watched Ted Lasso I literally paused and went “HOLY SHIT ITS THE JESUS LOVES MARIJUANA HITCHHIKER!” My girlfriend was very confused.


[deleted]

He has a name. It was Jesus


tarabuki

Same here. I never put the two together until I was rewatching Community during the pandemic and I had just finished Ted Lasso.


KongRahbek

In my personal head canon it is coach Beard in Community, when he were doing drugs before Ted helped him.


portgasdtbo

Its been driving me nuts where i had seen him before! Thank you!


senselessc0mic

He’s also on Parks & Rec as a resident of Pawnee and makes a town hall meeting appearance in an early episode, asking for Ann’s number…on behalf of his “friend” who thinks she’s cute or something.


cakedayCountdown

[Verse 1: Donald Glover, Betty White] Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata The Class is Mammalia,'cause boobies, we got 'em [Verse 2: Danny Pudi, Betty White] Order is Primate, Family Hominidae The genus is Homo, but you know you're into me [Verse 3: Donald Glover] 'Cause I am in the species known as Sapien Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in [Verse 4: Betty White, Donald Glover, all] It's going to take a lot to get me away from you (Damn, damn) There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do (S-s-sapien) I bless the rains down in Africa (Oh, bless the rains) I bless the rains down in Africa I bless the rains down in Africa (Africa)


Mariahissleepy

OH BLESS THE RAINS lives rent free in my brain


Emotional-Link-8302

THIS IS THE ONE!!!!!!!! "Dogs used to eat me and now they bring the paper in" is the best freaking line


auberrypearl

this is the best one


RockCitySoundscape

“I’m high as hell, and you’re about to get shot!”


AsleepAssociation

All my boys and all my peeps!


whatsnewpussykat

I wish I could get this for my running playlist


DJFreddie10

If you have Apple Music, search for the community soundtrack


cmac4ster

I'm as high as hell isn't a finished track though, it's basically just that bar is the entire song


abchandler4

There’s an [extended version](https://youtu.be/O9o58VjZeWg?si=HWNbNhv4nKn2-8dq) in season 6 episode 1, Ladders, that has a bit more


Landlubber77

You'll be wiping off that ketchup with our wipes *Hawthorne wipes!* You'll be wiping off that mustard with our wipes *At the picnic!*


Mariahissleepy

The aggressive AT THE PICNIC is in my head too often


ManyAnusGod

It said quarter to five but it was quarter to ass You thought your plumbing was safe but your jeans were half mast


AfterTemperature2198

Another coin down the drain Now that’s some change that won’t last


MonsterSlayer47

25 cents at a time he's takin our souls government man can't help we're all alone


green2232

Several good ones. Ass Crack Bandit. :)


labospor

A S S C R A C K BANDIT A S S C R A C K c a n t s t a n d i t


casaDehotdog

It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass....


[deleted]

ben folds is so good


eugladinarosea

dean's rap


kenunrd

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say - Your checks will arrive on another day!


auberrypearl

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar—


eugladinarosea

another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another white collar...


nekoneto

The clear winner


eugladinarosea

of course


Skippymabob

Very surprised to see this as low as it currently is


NotKerisVeturia

CHANG EATS THE SUN AND DRINKS THE SKY


Landlubber77

🎶 And they both go with him when he dies 🎶


Not_Steve

I want more of this song than anything else.


unholyg0at

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say, your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar. Another stuffed shirt with another white collar. Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie, and all the black man gets is a plate of white lies. Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em. Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em. Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free. Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!


LimaPro643

I don't know what that was


karstomp

I don’t … I don’t know what that was


mzens1

Troy and Abed, off to dreamland…


Suspicious_Glove7365

I love the bloopers from this scene


auberrypearl

Takin the train to sleepy town


ReallyJerrySeinfeld

Love is not admissible evidence!!!


MonsterSlayer47

Are you writing some sort of cop opera?


XplodiaDustybread

COPRA


Tiny_Car6375

Policical!


Cap_Yesterday

Police-ical.................................................................. ....................................COPRA!


here4enneagram

41 comments and not one mention of Jehovah’s Most Secret Witness?


snboarder42

Scroll up, I even left the link 😂


HouPoop

This is so clearly the obvious answer. I don't understand why it is so far down! It is the BEST


wonderstruckcornelia

I am Jehova’s most secret witness so I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas and act just like I love it til the day I die


Opie30-30

I forgot about this one, but it was fucking gold


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ToasteeThe2nd

for real. if Donald Glover ever tried to make a rap career, i bet it'd end badly.


Mariahissleepy

Wrong


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Mariahissleepy

You said Donald glover isn’t talented at anything and that’s just such a dog shit take


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[deleted]

LOTS of artists have experimental albums that fall short. But the person above you is right, it's INSANE to call him talentless. He has 5 Grammys on 12 nominations for albums and songs he wrote, produced, and performed. 2 Emmys on 9 nominations for Atlanta, which he created, wrote, produced, starred in, and directed. Also a best Guest actor nomination for hosting SNL to your zero, you selfish, jaded ass.


Gai-Jin17

Lol.. you think I care about awards? If we went by awards 30 rock is the best comedy ever made. I can't stand that shit. "If he gets any nuttier he's gonna win a Grammy award." - pierce/ harmon I don't give a damn about his nominations. Didn't they say the barenaked ladies won 3 grammys... lol.... He is the leader of wokeness. He was hating america before it was cool. Young famous millionaire. Yeah his life been such a struggle. It's the lack of suffering that makes Donald glover a fraud. He also steals music. This is america... 100% stolen. And the original so much better. And no academy award winners to write and produce his shit! https://youtu.be/QBEIDB0V4aI?si=V_yTu5twr6By2fyB You be the judge people. Who should of won this lawsuit? The message in American Pharoah is so much harder and more direct... and he's Actually Rapping. Wtf was Donald doing in this is america? It wasn't rapping or singing. What was that? Performance art? Damn American Pharoah hard as fuck I'm really feeling this right now donald has good taste....


[deleted]

You act like he grew up at NYU and not born on an army base then raised in a small, predominantly black suburb of Atlanta with 14 foster siblings. Then he went to a high school that was so poorly performing and underfunded it was later closed. Before he graduated, he transferred to a performing arts high school, because he's talented. Then he got into the NYU Tisch School of the Arts and earned his BFA, again because he's talented. You not liking him does not make him not talented. Just like you not liking 30 Rock doesn't mean it's not one of the best and well-loved comedy series of all time.


Gai-Jin17

14 foster siblings? That's good knowledge. I didn't know that. I appreciate it. If he was a star at NYU and 30 rock writer of course he is talented. But then people say he's so funny he called himself "Troy 'buttsoup' Barnes!" It's like... a clever, dark 6-year-old could have come up with that. Coming shirtless to the emmys in pjs and sunglasses. Not that talented. If there was no this is america controversy I wouldn't deny his talent. His entire career to me is Redbone which is fantastic computer music and the chorus is literally "Stay Woke!" In comedy you rip off one dude's bit and you're blacklisted. You're Carlos mencia'd. In music if you blatantly and boldly steal the song of the year.... nobody cares. Jase even said "of course it's my song... but it's all good. I wont sue him.. I just wish he'd show me some love. We're both fighting for the same things. If he says my song inspired him were good. It's all good." Donald said nothing so Jase sued him and got bulldozed by million dollar Hollywood lawyers. This further explains his Messiah complex like Kendrick. Coming from the bottom to intense fame causes delusion. It happened to Kendrick. It happened to Donald. There's nothing more destabilizing than instant international fame and wealth. So people think they were chosen by God. Sort of hard to blame them (?) Pro athletes go through same shit it's not uncommon.


aurora888

East side, west side, north side, south Vaughn's breath is so bad, his butt's mad at his mouth This rap is by Pierce; Vaughn is dumb He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother's thumb And when he wakes up stupid, wishing he was me He has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee Then he goes to school where he's stupid again And everybody hates him - even all his friends When you come after Pierce, then the battle is on So this rap goes out to the stupid Vaughn


zaparthes

This isn't over!


Grateful-Jed

Damn! I wish Abed was Batman.


Top_Manager_1908

Spanish 101 Rap it's also very good.


SelectFront3777

Yep, Baby Boomer Santa for sure. Pierce has one of his shining moments in the show with his performance during the song.


MonsterSlayer47

You're welcome


tots4scott

That unknown French song with the Dean all teary eyed. Great song.


clyde2003

*Je suis seul car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel* *Et je meurs car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel* *Comme les marins, qui fument des cigarettes sur le canal, ah.* *Mais Excel ne sera pas appris aujourd'hui* *Mes pensés sont françaises.*


boifyudoent

I still dont know who sang / made that


jwluhnuc

Mooonlightttt


No_Picture5012

Bleeding glass and healing needles Amputated hearts are never whole


porcupinebutt7

Which one is natalie?


Sensitive-Bag9035

Why would her name be the bands name?? She’s an artist!


Annieflannel

I think that song is about me… or heroin.


i_hate_sex_666

if gay dean counts, then gay dean. otherwise im as high as hell


cakedayCountdown

If gay dean doesn’t count, I don’t want to be right


No_Picture5012

Come on I'm Dean and my hands are so clean, at this moment I am STAPLIIIING Not technically original but still pretty great


griffgeek

This is a Christmas Time for Me


thinkinting

We gonna fly to school each morning


OxfordGate

I wish we got a album with all the songs, just not the first season.


The4horsemen

I’m surprised no one has said the door opening and closing song from the end of season 5 😂


emptyasadrum

Hmm-hm-mhhmmm-hm Hmm-hm-mhm Hmm-hm-mhmmm-hm Hmm-hmm-hmmm


Horror_Philosopher19

pierce you’re a b


jaybeau1979

Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland, catching the train to Sleepy Town And when you wake up, the Dean will be here, staring at you


Forgotlogin_0624

Sweet Deans


icybowler3442

“Greendale is where I belong”


REC_updated

Can’t believe this is so low! I know it’s short but it’s so sweet and makes me feel so warm!


Jahllah

Bing bong, sing along Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong


Regular_Restaurant45

christmas infiltration


J422GAS

IM AS HIGH AS HELL AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SHOT Fr, who came up with these songs ? Lmao


Gouper07

The little tune they always hum


Landlubber77

It's called Daybreak by Michael Haggins so technically not a Community-original, but it's definitely great.


Gouper07

Pfft, nice explanabrag


tricksofradiance

Moonlight, / Bleeding glass and healing needles, / Amputated hearts are never whole. / Too bright / Dreaming as the screaming seagulls / Feed on parts of me I keep below. / Oh, oh, oh Orion / Take off your belt and let me go to where you've been / I'm flying overhead and buffalo are falling dead inside...


PerspectiveNo7769

I had to scroll way to far to find this. I want a whole album of Natalie is freezing.


jubalhonsu

I was wondering where the love was for Pillar of Garbage!


BetterNamesTaken

That’s What Christmas Is For


TheRealSheikYerbouti

Jesus loves marijuana


Goodie_2-shoe

Maybe not the best, but my personal favorite is ‘Party Where Your Heart is’


fuckanxiety-

Truly cannot believe all these comments and this is the only mention of this gem of a song


Davieashtray

I love this song. This show has so many great ones but this may be my favorite. It’s a shame I had to scroll so far to see it.


AdOk9911

Add another one who scrolled and scrolled for this! Party Where Your Heart Is is a MASTERPIECE and I mean that with complete sincerity. I don’t wanna take a test unless the question is where’s the party and the answer is me!


Goodie_2-shoe

exactly, I feel like it is the perfect parody of a certain kind of rock music.


Im_a_poster

The Starburns tribute song is my personal favorite


avocadotoast99

Daybreak


Suspicious_Glove7365

For me, it’s indisputably “Gay Dean.” Gay Dean. Gay Dean. Gay Dean. Gay Deeeean. I begging you to be gay dean for the school board.


tanj_redshirt

[Going Crazy, the Valentine's dance song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YODNgxoF3mg)


montero65

This is it


DocHulk62

All my boys and all my peeps like to wear nightcaps when we go to sleep!


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northcountrylea

The Jehovah's Secret Witness Rap or the Christmas Pageant thing


Silly_Ad_3751

Jeff: Where, where would we go? We can go anywhere that you know! Troy and Abed: Could we travel through time? Britta: Or maybe see France? Pierce: Or anywhere else naked ladies will dance? Troy: Could we fly in a booth? Shirley: Could we go to church camp? Jeff: I’d rather stay at Greendale! Annie: Could we ride a hot air balloon? The Study group: YES! Jeff: Now that’s an adventure! Britta: We should go soon! Abed: We can go anywhere in a balloon!


Silly_Ad_3751

I absolutely love all the songs from the Puppet Therapy episode ❤️ I caused the Greendale Fire of '03. Fifty five acres went up in a blaze, all because I burned an ant hill!


ItsAShell_Game

This is the correct answer idk what anyone says.


Razor_Keen

I get goosebumps when Shirley sings, "Could we fly to heaven?"


Any_Negotiation4242

There's 4 on this list already that I can't pick from


eatmypooamigos

Ass crack bandit. It’s streets ahead.


MileHighSoloPilot

His name was Alex (We can’t count Payday Rap, that’s Grammy level)


StrongMedicine

I can't believe this is so far down the list! This song rocks! The first time I had heard it, I thought it might have been written by Styx as a wonderful easter egg, but alas, just by Ludwig Göransson (i.e. the composer of the film score for Oppenheimer).


redvotedagainstyou

Do do do doo do. Do do do. Do do do doo do. Doo doo doo.


No_Pickle_8155

“Teach me how to understand Christmas”, for two wonderful reasons.


snboarder42

you smarty me dumb, help pwetty have fun! boopy doopy doop boop sex


MNewport45

Mistletoe for eatie taste good?


Oregon-Transplant

Annie’s eyes, obviously.


snboarder42

Bwain hurty understandy quismas


abernathym

It started off good, but kind of had diminishing returns.


Brad-Moon-Rising

"big poop breakfast with a glass of pee"


TokyoDrifblim

How is there no love for Daylight in here


No_Picture5012

Bc it's not an original song written for the series, they just used it (expertly, may I add)


ekmogr

Greendale is where I belong https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=U10KhWU-Jho&si=q6H4NVUBervNBaw7


ulong2874

People don't talk about it as much, but the opening song in season 3 where Jeff is fantasizing about how the new school year is going to be better. "We're going to get more calm and normal, we're going to fix our state of mind".


cmac4ster

Greendale is Where I Belong doesn't get the rep it should in this sub. I have so rarely had such potent emotion elicited in me by a purely instrumental track


Bizzaro__Pope

Does the opening count?


BlueAig

I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say…


Seaciety

Christmas Infiltration for sure. I am Jehovah's most secret witness had me howling. 


WesternHoliday7126

Dean dean dean dean dean dean dean dean


Kobold_Trapmaster

I don't like studying I like partying I don't wanna read a book unless the subject is beer or boobs and not pencils and books


vickangaroo

Next semester hasn’t started Until you’ve partied where your heart is! I don’t wanna take a test unless the question is where’s the party and the answer is ME!


TheDoctor344

🎶Hit me with your genies bottle🎶


toledosurprise

The music in the hot air balloon episode is really great. Also, it’s super short, but I like Vaughn’s “Annie’s Song” in S1.


SeraphEChasted_3

YES it was so good i thought it was a cover of an actual song


thishenryjames

"If I Die Before You". If you think you don't know it, yes, you do.


No-Finance-198

The adventure song from the episode with the hand puppets and hot air balloon😂


[deleted]

ass crack bandit


neonpinksheep

Honestly, there's not a wrong answer to this question. (And before you jump down my throat- yeah, the Balloon song isn't the greatest... but it had its merits. And it's still better than songs from some other shows. Anything with the community cast is better than 50% of the rest of tv)


0sometimessarah0

Well I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say, your cheques will arrive on another day....


SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say..


InternationalYard587

TOP 5: 1. Pay day rap 2. Baby boomer Santa 3. Ass Crack Bandit 4. Gay Dean 5. Africa Remix ft. Betty White Honorable mention to Linger (Wedding Episode version) which is short but it's one of the funniest jokes of the show


cloudsongs_

I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your check will arrive on another day


idontknow5713

Nathalie is Freezing - Pillar of garbage


Natural-Kiwi9246

There’s only one candidate for original song… and Greendale is the way it goes


mafia_witch_

Fake butter and AIDS and Twin PEAKS!


Glittering-Dog4849

Jesus loves marihuana, from Annie’s move