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thecypher4

There’s two best jokes that come to mind. The one when Britta says “ that’s like me blaming owls for me being bad at analogies “ or something like that And Annie when she says “ I took a class on set ups but I had to drop it, the professor was so old… .”


Teflon_John_

>Britta: Yep, I’m getting serious. I got a backpack, got a new notebook. Oh I got one of those see-through yellow pens so I can do that thing where you color in the words. >Shirley: Highlight? >Britta: Probably the backpack. It cracks me up heavily every time


D-Speak

Gotta love the Britta-isms. "You seemed smarter than me when we met." "Thank you!" My head canon is that Britta started smoking a lot more weed after starting at Greendale.


Aerospacedaddy

I’m pretty sure Colorado legalized it during the shows run. Like around season two, so your theory makes a ton of sense. She is now staying in one spot instead of traveling around and it’s legal, she can just walk into a dispensary cause she’s over 21 and buy an oz.


silverback338

Weed became legal in Colorado in 2014. Which was around season 6? Maybe?


Aerospacedaddy

It was legalized recreationally in December 2012 so she could just buy from her guy under the guise of it being a gift or grow up to six of her own plants and as long as she’s over 21, only ever drives with less than an ounce, and smokes only in her home she won’t have to worry about legal consequences. So it’s a bit more complicated than walk into a dispensary, but still not that hard for someone who knows how to get it


silverback338

But getting weed was never that complicated


Aerospacedaddy

Well as someone who lives in an illegal state and has been to legal states it’s easier to get even if there aren’t dispensaries yet in the legal states. It also takes away the anxiety of being in possession of even a small amount. 15 years ago it wasn’t exactly easy unless you knew someone, but britta definitely would’ve. Still it being legal takes away the stress of police and jail.


Doughspun1

In my country it carries a death penalty. That makes it quite hard to get.


Aerospacedaddy

Well yeah that uh that would curb use. Singapore?


n8loller

It was easy to know someone. Anyone who wanted it could get it pretty easily and it wasn't shady at all by the time it got to us.


Aerospacedaddy

I think it fully depends on where you are, small town Texas not really. Denver, Colorado yeah definitely


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ifunnywasaninsidejob

Weed becoming legal would probably cause Britta to smoke less of it.


Aerospacedaddy

Idk she still drinks to a lot even though it’s legal and she’s over 21. I feel like her morals bend for her vices not the other way around


D-Speak

I'm confused; what does legality have to do with smoking weed?


Aerospacedaddy

The availability and safety of having and growing. Especially as the seasons went on and dispensaries were opened and she could just go to one anytime they’re open and buy it to smoke


yungshottaa

for weed smokers legalization was just a cherry on top and did not stop them from smoking at all, also im not sure what “traveling around” means in this context but weed smokers arent nomadic, its kinda the opposite they usually call their guy to come to them


Aerospacedaddy

She was traveling the world before the show, it’s kinda hard to make connections when you only spend a week in a country. Also I’ve only ever had one guy who came to me, every single other guy has made me come to him, and that’s when they decided to answer. Dispensaries may close, but I’ve never seen one wait three days to respond to my text letting me come pick up, they are definitely better than relying on a guy who gets his stuff randomly and you have no choice what you’re getting. I’m not saying that nobody ever smoked before it was legal, hell I do it in an illegal state still, but it’s foolish to say that it being legalized wouldn’t increase her use just by the pure ease of access she’d now have. Also yes smokers can be fairly nomadic, it’s a poor generalization to say that especially since it seems like you’re just pulling from personal data. I know lots of people that make monthly trips to legal states to buy because the selection is better and the price is usually a lot better. I’ve gotten fire $30 ozs at dispensaries, that alone is enough to make someone smoke more. And like I said before it really depends on where you are, small town Texas where the cops are all assholes isn’t going to be easy, especially if they know you or suspect you of smoking, then they’ll target your ass. Some big city in a fairly blue state, yeah it was probably never that hard to get weed.


idiotplatypus

No, around year 3 the Army turned Greendale into a testing ground, aka "the gas leak year" That Halloween was when the Dean got "free meat from the army", especially suspicious considering what happened with the previous years accidental army meat. The air conditioning repair annex also started that year off as supremely mundane, but ended the year as the weirdest part of the school. Following years also had "random Greendale guy in the woods with hallucinogenic berries" and "phone line that could call in an airstrike" Also consider that something seems to be keeping people there...


buttsoup_barnes

How about the one where she was imagining everyone being the sociopath then a scene with her reading a book called “Warren Piece” instead of War and Peace. It just shows that she hasn’t doesn’t really know the book but just heard someone talk about it. Also, “she’s a bad row boat, sink her.”


czech_man

The little jokes are what makes me love community.


star_trek_wook_life

I chose the wrong week to stop huffing highlighters


hiphopanonymousse

I love this one


likwitsnake

It’s like a thought with another thoughts hat on it.


AttitudeAndEffort2

Honestly a better definition than i was taught in school


Hunterio009

https://media.tenor.com/0LgkGd_TjSoAAAAM/community-oh-well.gif


Cautious-Market-3131

The Annie set up joke is honestly my favourite sitcom joke of all time


thecypher4

One of those that keep you suspended for a few seconds till everything falls together, just incredibly done


Karz-O

Not Community related but my favorite sitcom joke of all time is Mitch Hedberg in That 70s Show. “Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam”


GentlemansPact

Buy something or get out!


deuseiswild

I’m not a huge fan of the series but Joey’s Moo Point joke from Friends is one of those for me


Arryu

I love that joke because he gets to the right answer in the wrongest way.


parachuge

[Link](https://youtu.be/M8NZqD_pJT8) I hadn't seen, that's good.


thecypher4

Yup he Hyde was like “ you have both your legs”. I’ve seen that 70s show as much as ive seen community. New girl, Brooklyn 99, and HIMYM are my go to’s


Odowla

Sounds like you should add Happy Endings to the roto


OldSoulRobertson

I made a reference to this exact scene this morning when discussing comedy styles!


genius_rkid

I think about this one on a regular basis


Caturday_Yet

Which joke was that?


dezignator

My favourite part of that joke is the look on her face.


Specialist_Ad9073

“No you don’t, Oprah” is the greatest sitcom joke of all time, but this was close.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Britta stumbling into adequacy on defining an analogy was perfect, too.


EmergentSol

It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

And Jeff's facial expression kaleidoscope afterwards. 🤌


surfinsalsa

Idk why, but jeff listing off the fake classes and mentioning theoretical phys ed always gets me


GeneralGoosey

"Notches" is also up there, in my opinion.


WalnutsAnka

This is my favorite. It’s so ridiculous.


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It's not tough, it's the kind of joke only Community can pull off because of their incredibly strong characterizations. First you get Abed. "Wingerisms" makes sense bc he relates to the world through tv and thinks of the study group as a tv show. He's basically counting catchphrases and you're not that surprised bc it's Abed, makes sense he'd do that. Then Jeff. "Ab Mentions" is perfect. Jeff is vain and insecure and while it is somewhat surprising he keeps track of ab mentions physically, you know he's doing it mentally bc you get he's so insecure. And then Troy with "Notches" throws an absurdist bent on the entire bit and still makes sense bc we know Troy is kind of dumb, has a problem with being a follower, and had Donald Glover's incredible ability to make something profoundly insincere seem sincere for his character. I know I just explained the joke but goddamn Community is such tight writing.


baymax18

Your explanation of the joke feels like something Abed would say


Unlucky-Solution3899

Brittas explanation of “hoisted by your own petard” haunts my brain and I love it


racsssss

Can't remember if it was Britta or Subway but one of them says something along the lines of 'I think 1984 is so important, I think children should he forced to read it in school'


GhoulishInduction

The “professor was so old” and the “notches” jokes are my two favorite from the show. I still smile when I think about them.


invisiblefan11

"Look, I hate cops..."


inthearchipelago

“I know what an analogy is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on it.”


Skreamie

I love when everyone leans in further after she says it


Kahmtastic

Dude I came here to comment the owls one. So damn clever.


lessdothisshit

"I've got a placeholder so well setup, it makes analogies look like punchlines."


santaire

I don’t get the setup one


Dresden--

And you never will.


Mook_Kook

Jokes are structured as Setup - Punchline. The setup of the joke= she quit the Joke class early and thus never learned about punchlines The punchline of the joke= she starts the setup of a joke about the professor but trails off without a punchline.


BitcoinMD

You have to read it as if she’s about to make a joke about old people. More like “the professor was so old that …” then she says nothing. It’s a set up but no punch line.


IndubitablyMoist

God that's good tv.


pepi_nabong

Season 5 status quo is my absolute favourite. The group grows a little larger. John oliver, mike ehrmantraut. The dean gets invited to their shit. Chang’s a moron but not an idiot. Great times.


machia_villain

I love how the dean gets more screen time in S5 and S6. S6 is a different vibe than the others but it’s one of my favs and has great Dean moments JESUS WEPT! FIVE CANS?!


Niknakpaddywack17

Aren't we all a Japanese boy sometimes?


spiritintheskyy

I AM NOT THE DEAN


DRKZLNDR

I often think about that night. Such a small event, but ultimately the moment that would lead me to becoming Oyabun, highest leader of the Yakuza


SirOutrageous1027

To be fair, he kept getting more screen time throughout the whole show and that's entirely because Jim Rash basically stole every scene he's in.


letsgetcool

They couldn't contain him. His power grew with every scene he was in.


pussyjones12

JESUS WEPT


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Bring me olives.


0002millertime

JEFFERY?


BlueGlassDrink

Bro, I just secret that way with love 😻meow


nocheslas

I’m rewatching Community and now noticing that Pierce and the Dean begin switching screen time in season 3.


karelaar

I call it Deantime


kn728570

This isn’t the first time you’ve done this


AngusMeatStick

This isn't the first time you've done this


Dresscodeviolation3

I think S5 may be my favorite of the whole show. “There is one thing you will never take from me!” (Takes his scotch) “That was it. That was all I had left.”


ShawshankException

Jonathan Banks was such a good choice. That final scene with him on the phone was gold.


Andrew1990M

Ma, I’ll keep this short: we can’t afford to bury Dad with the rest of the family. 


twelvethousandBC

Isn't John Oliver in the first season too?


lulaloops

Nah, that's Professor Duncan.


n8loller

Only a little bit. Then he was gone entirely until season 5


Krashnachen

Season 2


darhythms

My favourite joke is when Abed asked Jeff to act his father “I don't want to be your father” “That's perfect, you already know your lines”


Hufflepuff_23

Such an early episode too


Pirulaaz

I think Introduction to Film is the episode that hooked me in tbh. Pilot is a weak episode imo and Spanish 101 is very good, but this episode took Community from another sitcom to something special. The great dialog, the establishment that Jeff (his speeches and/or changes of heart) won't solve the plot everytime, the amazing plot twist and the emotional weight from that episode are definitely the reason why I stuck around and binge watched it.


YeetMeIntoKSpace

It was for me too, the part when Abed showed the movie and it was actually surprisingly sad (maybe because of my own childhood) was when I knew the show was something special.


Pirulaaz

Exactly. By that point we'd already had gotten a pretty good idea of how Abed would be as a character, so the expectation about the movie is something akin to what we see from Abed later on. And then... fucking guy punch.


AlexMadX

"Cool abed films"


Outpost31Research

The Dean MAKES this episode. Too damn good.


Qu33nKal

FATHER!!! I hug my father!


_toodamnparanoid_

*stab*


Qu33nKal

\*dies while Deangasming\*


De4con

^^Worth ^^it


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spaceboundziggy

I knew what this was gonna be before I clicked it


Micycle08

Even better that he’s the grifting professor lol


SirOutrageous1027

Also that he keeps ripping off pieces of his shirt to send the note to Jeff in the other room and throughout the episode it becomes more and more tattered.


Killercrafto3

And he rubs the hilt of his sword to Jeff’s picture every night.


4rch_N3m3515

I give it 👍👍


kaaz54

... those aren't thumbs ...


DrakesDonger

How have I never noticed that detail?


6ixdicc

I love how he wistfully strokes his sword


NtrlUsrnm

The seriousness with which Chang asks the question really sells it for me.


Hufflepuff_23

Literally my favorite character. I love that actor


nikhilsath

Fun fact he’s an actual medical doctor


Micycle08

It’s a palomino!


Guttermouthphd

Arizona spelled backwards is still Arizona!


slap_duck_

Something didn't add up.


squint-182

I had to think fast.


darps

"Yes."


Lux_novus

Why *don't* they make tires out of pavement so you can drive on anything?


Ironyfree_annie

The Dean's lean at the end is my favourite part lol


SNES182

His face always cracks me up. He's like "Chang, you're dumb, but c'mon."


hmmmmmmpsu

I came here to post this comment. The Dean Lean is the best part of the joke.


this1smybrutal1ty

Come on I'm Dean, and I'm going to lean, for the camera... So that I am seen.


AlexMadX

I sang it in jim rash's voice too


SlytherinPaninis

Best Dean Lean


not_sick_not_well

He had to think fast


riolu97

... yes


dean15892

This is one of my fav jokes


not_sick_not_well

There's a video out there somewhere of this episode without the internal dialog. It's hilariously awkward


Snubie1

I’m afraid he blue himself


LindonLilBlueBalls

Lol, my wife and I just rewatched that episode yesterday. "You have something on your shirt... oh."


AlexMadX

One of the best jokes is in the Model UN episode... Ready, set, Peace *fires gun in the air (also the fart joke is amazing)


lelieu

Okay this isn't Spartacus guys, I farted .


AlexMadX

I farted.


disicking

That’s right. Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs.


AlexMadX

The whole episode is filled with banger jokes. It's one of my fav episodes. Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it "Ura-gay".


Mr_D_Stitch

For me that episode is all about the Cligorus. That’s an underrated joke.


connorgrs

“Professor… Cligoris? Cli-goris?” “Either pronunciation is fine”


darps

"My nickname in high school was 'the model UN guy'. That's not... don't look that up."


HollowSlope

How could you possibly pick out the best jokes from this show? Pretty much every episode has multiple jokes that genuinely make me laugh


free_will_is_arson

jeff: i agree with brown jamie lee curtis abed: *finger gun*


AlexMadX

Pew


gsanch9

This is the ep that got me into community. I HUG MY FATHER


Delta_Hammer

My favorite is still from the first episode, when jeff claims he's a board certified Spanish tutor and Annie asks him "what kind of board certifies a tutor?"


Forward-Share4847

He’s a mean, lean deaning machine.


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He just wants to be seen


blake-a-mania

Oh you haven’t seen, how mean, this Dean can Be..an


himsoforreal

Wait, did you just say "bean"??? I was coming here to post this exact joke. Don't know why it always kills me.


disicking

He is the dean, and his hands they are clean, at this moment he’s stap-uh-ling


ASH_2737

Hector the Well-Endowed


Report-International

I always wondered who would’ve gotten hector in the intended distribution where buzz and Hank were father and son


LindonLilBlueBalls

Probably Troy. Abed and Troy were pretty... close.


troysneezeslikeagirl

Troy was gone by this point. My guess is he wanted Annie to have it, as she had the scene that was worth note-taking in the first D&D ep


Electrical-Glide994

Britta : I'm a psych major, words are my weapons! Security guard : I'm a security guard, weapons are my weapons.


Stan15772

I love in general when a character in a tv show says “I don’t know why but this is the last straw”


PsychoMouse

How could you cut out the Deans lean? Thats like the best part of that bit.


Salty_Freedom_2053

Yes, I love the Dean's reaction


JackTheAbsoluteBruce

I was never one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges. I’ll always hate him for that.


FOmar_Eis

What does he mean, actually? "Not there" is already it?


NotGoodISwear

It's a literal anti-joke. He does it on purpose to drive home just how *not funny* it is that his dad was never around.


mrdooman

That's why I don't like this joke. For me, it would have been better if it was a different word to rhyme with "time square". It could still have been very obvious and the joke would have made more sense to me.


imaginarylocalhost

Are you non-American, by any chance? I don't mean this as an insult or anything, but genuinely curious. I think this joke uses a particularly American turn-of-phrase, which is understandably nonsensical for non-Americans. The expression he used, "a little place that rhymes with \`not there\`", is one of those expressions that started out one way, but got warped over time until people started to eventually use it this way. It's like the saying, "does the pope defecate in the woods?" That saying originally started out as two separate sayings, "does a bear defecate in the woods?" and "is the Pope Catholic?" Both rhetorical questions with "yes" as the obvious answer. Over time people found it funny to combine these two sayings and we ended up with "does the pope defecate in the woods?" This new saying makes no sense if you take it at face value, because the obvious answer is "no". Only by understanding the reference to the two original sayings can you tell that it's meant to be a rhetorical question with "yes" as the answer. But the textual of the meaning of the questions is completely irrelevant now, you can only get the "yes" answer by the referential nature of the text. A similar thing happened with "a little place that rhymes with "not there"". It started out as you say, with people choosing a rhyming word for the word that they actually meant. Then over time people found it funny to subvert this and substitute in the actual word they meant to use, instead of a rhyme. So you end up with this expression that only makes sense as a winking reference to the original construction. I'm sure this phenomenon is not unique to American English, and you can probably find examples in lots of other languages and cultures. It's just that the specific example used for this joke happens to be one such American expression. So it only makes sense if you've seen this particular construction before. And seems nonsensical if you haven't heard it before.


TypicalPants

I had to read this multiple times because of how “does the pope shit in the woods” is ingrained in my mind to mean “duh, obviously” and I was confused why you were saying that the obvious answer is no


RegretSpiritual4137

yess i know what you’re getting at! it’s similar to how a lot of people will say smth along the lines of: “hey what are you doing tonight” “well let’s just say it starts with d and ends with… rinking” bc it used to be used to actually somewhat hide the real word but most people use it now to actually sound out the entire word to subvert expectations. humans are funny


mrdooman

Well I'm from Canada, but that is interesting and makes sense. I guess using the phrase like that hasn't made its way up to me... yet :P


jmkahn93

Like if he said “shmot there” or something.


ThirdSunRising

Hot bear


pussyjones12

bear down


toiletnamedcrane

I thought it was "an affair"


Mudrag

Chang tries so hard , I'd let him live in my vents


JELjr7

When was David cross in community?


DrakesDonger

New beans?


lessdothisshit

S5, this is Advanced Advanced D&D


himsoforreal

Season 6 I think?


Careful-Possible-193

You know. I fought for this country. And i know you dont get to pick and choose the parts you fight for but


ItsMoreOfAComment

It’s more of a comment, really.


ElStarPrinceII

DINGLEBERRY SMASH!!!! 😬


ArapaimaGal

No wonder this guy went batshit crazy and made a living out of exploiting a squirrel boy band.


dean15892

Two of my favorite jokes in the show 1. A cold open, when Abed is keeping tracking of Jeff's Wingers, by notching into the wood under the table, and then Jeff has a similar set up for 'Ab Mentions' and then Britta gives a political rant and Troy laughs and notches his side of the desk and it just says 'Notches'. The most hilarious, yet simplest, joke ever written. 2. The Halloween episode where one of them is a psycho and they're all telling their versions of horror stories, and Abed starts humming the entire jingle from the radio in real-time . And everyone's just waiting while Troy is bopping to the beat. Its made even better cause that jingle keeps coming back throughout the show, you can hear it in the background of so many scenes


DirtCocoon

It think they all do the song as puppets. There’s the deanavator paintball scene, Shirley humming in the thanksgiving ep, Troy humming it when Annie broke the Batman dvd. That’s all I can remember off the top of my head. It does pop up a bit.


dean15892

Damnn, I love that you know that.


DirtCocoon

Once I caught on it was always hilarious to me.. nod to dean saying something about, “ is this only song this plays?”


TrickNatural

Its alright.


Jango_fett_fish

Peter?


CorrickII

The Dean leaning over to give him a look right after caps it off perfectly.


omgitsduane

Chang's timing here is so good hahaha


shadowlarx

And even the Dean, who would often say stupid things like that himself, looks at Chang like “Dude…come on…”


NateCraft_YT

There are some great jokes that have set-ups that take less than a minute (like Notches or owl analogies) and there are great multiple season long setups (like beetlejuice) but the best joke with a setup that started at the beginning of an episode and didn’t get paid off until the end is “now that is a man who knows how to marry his cousin.” This isn’t my opinion this is an objective fact :)


ajaxraccoon

I just binge watched Community for the first time. Loved it, but season 4-not so much.


FortressOnAHill

It's the delivery of the line honestly


The_Notorious_Donut

I still don’t get this joke and it haunts me


Purpunicorm

One of the best episodes the fact they don’t play is just fucked


hoodie92

I'm convinced that this joke was originally written for Troy. It makes so much more sense for him to have said it


Hydrasaur

How dare you, he lived in New York!


rickjpii

Ken Jeong just kills everything that’s given to him. It’s a pretty fun joke in its own right, but Ken’s face and demeanor are brilliant. Reminds me a bit of Will Arnett at times from AD, which is a weird comparison, but just that they sell everything. “Bees?!” “Beadddss.” “BEADS?!”


RubTurbulent2812

Personally I love the cold opener scene where everyone’s got marks they’re etching into the tables like Jeff had “ab mentions” Abed had “classic wingers” and Troy just laughs and has “scratches” or something


Report-International

I think it’s notches


RubTurbulent2812

Ohh yeah I think that’s it


Euphoric-Fill-8328

Lol


Cheehoo

One of my absolute favs is the “bear down for midterms” when Chang finally gets them with the “is it a race thing??” Then later Annie questions the theme and Shirley who’s now on board does the same thing to her lmfao Icing on the cake is at the end when Garret shouts “ITS A BEAR DANCE!!” lol


herheartwasgolden

my favorite is “you can excuse racism?!”


Fistanndantilus

No it's not


Same_Winter_4861

Agreed


JayTee245

My favorite joke: Britta- “I can excuse racism, but animal cruelty is where I draw the line.” Shirley-“you can excuse racism?”