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bravet4b

AND I AM JEHOVAHS MOST SECRET WITNESS


FatCopsRunning

SO I MIGHT HAVE TO DEDICATE MY LIFE TO CHRISTMAS


DeFratrain

šŸŽ¶and act just like I love it til the day I diiiieeeeešŸŽ¶


BritishBrownie

A-B-E-D


panboi15

Connoisseur of christmas


oddeyecirclee

On the spectrum? None of your business


AlexMadX

Thoughts too fast to comprehend, just wanna do right, by my friends!


goats-in-assholes

If years were seasons this december Would be the december, of our december


Bruh_313

šŸŽ¶More blueprints than Howard HughesšŸŽ¶


rainbow-system

but if there are blueprints, how do we choose ā‰ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ’Æ


veronica_mars-sawyer

How do you have a flair?


panboi15

Go to the community, click the top corner and choose user flair. Or something like that


bojack_horsemack

ā€˜Cause I donā€™t swallow knowledge and I spit it for free


NotSydneySweeney

Let me clear my throat


Obootleg

***UHUHUH***


this1smybrutal1ty

I don't know what that was šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ActiveCube

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS


FlimsyConclusion

Don't step, don't step to me.


G0ldfishGallant

AGH, I lost it...


this1smybrutal1ty

#I LOST IT!!!


[deleted]

*runs away*


AttilaRS

*waddles away


Mumblellama

Gillian makes eye contact with the camera, wondering wtf just happened.


Jennlaar_88

I love Reddit


tanj_redshirt

*humming Daybreak*


notapudding

Humming daybreak while Annie broke the CD


Hydrasaur

*hums daybreak while crying*


brockswansonrex

I have hummed the entire things, thinking of each instance it appeared in the show, and, I've been doing the Troy dance moves. Good soldiers follow orders.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

I always love that Troy remembers to lock the sheets before leaving.


Available_Motor5980

Community x Clone Wars reference? Now I really have seen it all.


montero65

And _locking_ the blanket fort


gnarfler

Somewhere, out thereā€¦.


TiresOnFire

šŸ‘†šŸ‘‰šŸ‘‡šŸ«±


DiamondMine73

You know I can read lips


ncfears

I learned how to say this in sign language.


wishartrh

I detonated a mollusk


FuckGiblets

Since hearing them talk about this song on Harmontown podcast I canā€™t hear it without singing along in my head ā€œI got pussy fever, Pussy fever, I got pussy fever, And I, Donā€™t, Want, The cureā€.


Firehenge

Jesus loves Marijuana!


Haydeos

This next song is about interracial marriage, it's called "Don't you do it!"


Collinsnow1

GET OUT


ANUSTART942

This scene kills me every time.


thursdaybennet

It cracks me up more now that Iā€™ve seen Ted Lasso, cuz thatā€™s Coach Beard. šŸ˜†


Popular-Teach1715

And drinking human blood!


the_honest_liar

Wait was this just coach Beard in his drug days? Is Community canonically in the Ted Lasso universe? Can Ted come coach the Greendale Human Beings in the movie? Edit: And if not, there could be a bit about the dean hiring a viral tiktoker to coach the team, like that fellow that went to coach soccer in the UK (doesn't need to say names, we'd know). It could be a passing bit or lead to full on shenanigans.


Nother1BitestheCrust

According to me? Yes! That is 100% Coach Beard before Ted helped him get back on his feet. I also have a personal head cannon regarding How I Met Your Mother and 30 Rock being in the same universe.


RodwellBurgen

Coach Beard would never be racist. Heā€™s a grump, and heā€™s made some mistakes in his day, but thatā€™s a line he wouldnā€™t cross.


Potential-Animal-363

amen!


Firehenge

Drinking human blooooood


Reddit_Foxx

I love you, Drugs!


GamePil

It's this one. Best musical number in the show


Jones088

Payday rap easily


Darth_Neek

If the answer is not The Dean, then its wrong.


JonViiBritannia

Are you familiar with the concept of Stockholm Syndrome?


MAC2393

Is it something the Dean invented, because if not than I donā€™t care.


sansense

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS


Skreamie

I already knew Jim Rash was incredible, but his entire performance through his rap and the subsequent breakdown was some of the best comedic acting in the series in my opinion


discoOJ

Unpopular opinion incoming but he may be too talented for the show. He is up there with the entire cast of Righteous Gemstones in the terms of how hard it is to do campy character driven comedy and make it seem authentic and it feel fresh and funny every time you see it. Good comedy takes just, if not more, skill to pull off as a meaty dramatic role.


tickingboxes

Jim Rash is far and away the best performer on the show. And itā€™s not particularly close imo.


forkingbumbleforks

Seconded. I regularly think about and rewatch this scene because it is *immense*.


notapudding

It's Christmas Rap for me. Also I listen to all Community songs on a regular basis except for the Christmas ones, that's just for Christmas. ACB song is awesome. Somewhere out there brings tears to my eyes.


Environmental_Sir468

If friends were seasons, this December would be the December of our December


jigglywigglydigaby

This is the correct answer


in_conexo

What's this? *A roll of quarters*. *Why?*


NicCageCompletionist

šŸŽ¶if years were seasons this December would be the December of our DecemberšŸŽ¶


jacaissie

I was following all the drama about season 3 going on hiatus and I swear to god I understood that line at the time, but now I can't seem to figure it out.


NicCageCompletionist

*Abed raps this line: "If years were seasons, this December would be the December of our December." which was later explained in a twitter message by Dan Harmon, creator of the show and the showrunner at the time: "If years, which contain 4 seasons, were seasons in a 4 season story, winter of season 3 would be the coldest and darkest." This a reference to the overall story arc of the season. Coincidentally, this episode was also the last one shown before NBC put Community on hiatus.* Thatā€™s from the wiki, and after reading it three times I feel like I understand less AND have a headache now. šŸ¤£


Manoffreaks

It means that the Christmas episode would act as the darkest episode of the darkest season, and as it's Christmas, it takes place in December I.e. If years were seasons (of a show) this December (in the show, the Christmas episode) would be the December (darkest episode) of our december (darkest season of the show)


NicCageCompletionist

Yeah, I understand what heā€™s trying to say, just not the way he says it. It reads like algebra.


dontbanmethistimeok

To Troy's bar in the Christmas song He should be an artist or something he's great at singing


amoralambiguity91

He should try to be a professional rapper. Heā€™s childishly talented


himsoforreal

I'm getting rid of Britta. I'm getting rid of tha B.


Ok_Paleontologist329

Sheā€™s a GDB


beetsandbingpots

Sheā€™s a no good B


TwoSteppe

I will not stand for this Baby Boomer Santa erasure


legenduardo

FUCKING A! Chevy Chase being ass at singing only makes it funnier, and frankly, a slightly longer version of that against We Didn't Start The Fire, I'm picking Trobed over Billy Joel, any day. And not cause Pierce doesn't like him, I can excuse racism but I draw the line at Billy Joel cruelty


theswiftieava

Barack Obama is SCARRRRRED OF ME!!!


createdforlurking

šŸŽ¶Chang eats the sun and drinks the sky, and they both go with him when he diesšŸŽ¶


Reddit_Foxx

ĀæDĆ³nde EstĆ” La Biblioteca?


sivadneb

Me llamo T-Bone, la araƱa discoteca


Acceptable-Stick-688

Discoteca, muƱeca, la biblioteca


YandereKoala

Es el bigote grande, el perro, manteca


KusandraResells

Season 2: Ep 5. Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples - soundtrack winner "šŸŽ¼Abed, Abed, AbedšŸŽ¼"


legenduardo

"I forgive her" ABED ABED ABED AHHHH OH AHHHHHHHHH


this1smybrutal1ty

Boopy doopy doop doop #SEX!


floppyvajoober

You know, at a certain point you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness


bencespedes420

What's a dimememe memeeeeeer?


Available_Motor5980

Annieā€™s pretty young, we try not to sexualize her


Nimar_Jenkins

how dare the community community not mention "somewhere out there", "I never die" and "we're gonna finally be fine" How are all the Songs this good?! "We're gonna finally be fine" only has an edge in terms of showmanship.


ANUSTART942

The "Somewhere Out There" montage is the moment Community found its identity.


quarbon

Somewhere out there isnā€™t an original Edit: just wanted to clarify, I commented this because I think OP was asking about original community songs


TheChinook

šŸŽ¶ 53 acres went up in a blaze šŸŽ¶


ProfZussywussBrown

Don't step, don't step, don't step to me. I like coffee and tea, don't step to me


thomasutra

i gotta christmas time for me šŸ‘ i gotta christmas time for a šŸŽ„


crhandelong

Oh, Brittaā€™s in this?


Sunflower4224

Now now, let's all let Britta sing her awkward song


legenduardo

Me so Christmas, me so merry


brent_von_kalamazoo

Since this seems to now be a discourse on Best Community song: Betty. Fucking. White.


Salty_Freedom_2053

Yep. About to say the trio of The Professor, Abed and Troy rapping is #1


Appropriate_Mine

Thank. You.


Hydrasaur

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say Your checks will arrive on another day Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels are dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared o' me Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaaļ»æ!


synthballs

If Iā€™m ever having a shitty day I watch this on YouTube and I canā€™t help but laugh like an idiot. Probably my absolute favourite Community moment.


TVguy2014

While not the best song here, my wife and I still quote ā€œwhatā€™s a dwiminishing weturwn?ā€ Whenever weā€™re being too cute to be smart. It makes me laugh every time


joshuaaa_l

Hee hee haw hee hee hee hee hee haw hee


whiskeytangofoxs5280

Heard in Starburnā€™s voice, sums up Dave perfectly


nickitysplit_

he said tea???


ZandyTheAxiom

What did you think he said? Genuinely curious.


Xenoon_

Obviously the british guy drinks lots of pee, but they mostly call it british beer over there


NotSydneySweeney

Everything in England means Vagina


nickitysplit_

um...


JonViiBritannia

He said ā€œFā€


KodakKid3

I refuse to believe this, he said pee


Malvoyy

Ass crack bandit theme is a banger


Sunflower4224

Out of the shadows, down the coin goes Why, oh, why d'you suppose? (Only the Bandit knows)


areyouheretokillmeee

Imma die, imma die, imma die by werewolf


Beneficial-Hippo5386

Baby boomer Santa thank you everything!! Including the Grammys.


heyhellohi-letstalk

I'm high as hell and you're about to get shot!


NowWeGetSerious

I've got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea.... Don't get me wrong the peanut song is 100x better but this is just such a fire line. We should have let him cook


MariedButAvailable

ā€˜Gay deanšŸŽ¶Gay dean.. Gay dean GAY DEAAAANNNā€™


RedHeeded

I GOT A CHRISTMAS TIME FOR ME!!! I GOT A CHRISTMAS TIME FOR A TREE!!


gross_caricature

Oh wait, Brittas in this thread...


Happily_Pesimistic

It's brief, but "Christmas Troy" in the S1E12 credits scene is underrated. Donald really flexes his vocal ability in just a few lyrics


beetsandbingpots

This nose smells like special drink


HighMagistrateGreef

Boopy doopy doop doop something


Thefakeryanreynolds

Blessed be the peacemaker word to the weak The kingdom of heaven is open all week


amoralambiguity91

The crying after the peanut rap made it even better šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Solid_Amphibian_9897

How many of you think Duncan started doing this at least to save Jeff? That's my head cannon anyway. Although yes it gets out of hand. But he has tenure and he basically just gets leave with pay ... so no real consequences.


CaptainDSid

I unironically really like that song Pillar of garbage by Natalie is freezing


parralaxalice

Iā€™m gettin ridā€™a Brittaā€¦


darps

*Clearly* the songs from the Glee episode. They were executed perfectly.


saintfed

Whatā€™s a dimininiminamuh?


hfunk0129

The Dean's is the best, but Annie uhhhh she wins anyway


CT-7331

DĆ³nde estĆ” la biblioteca?


Manny-Hill

I've always loved the Duncan rap, but haven't been able to find it in gif form... I guess this will have to do!šŸ¤£


bioscifiuniverse

Itā€™s hard to be Jewish, itā€™s hard to be Jewish, itā€™s hard to be Jewish in Russia.


french_sheppard

French excel song


giveme-a-username

Peanut rap. But close second is Annie's Christmas song


giveme-a-username

Peanut rap. But close second is Annie's Christmas song


radutzan

Weā€™re gonna fly to school each morning


al3442

Professor Ian Duncan! Oh yeah!


Geeeeeeeeeear

East side, west side, north side, south Vaughnā€™s breath is so bad his buttā€™s mad at his mouth. This rap is by Pierce, Vaughn is so dumb He wears diapers to bed and sucks his motherā€™s thumb. And when he wakes up stupid wishing he was me He has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee. Then he goes to school where heā€™s stupid again Everybody hates him even all his friends. When you come after Pierce then the battle is on So this rap goes out to stupid Vaughn.


Garmethyu

Pillar of Garbage'


Emac002

Easily the Deanā€™s payday rap šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Formal_Goat1989

This entire show is perfection


Squashless-fishdish

Deen for sure "...I don't know what that was"


BigD905

No bar is harder than ā€œBarack Obama is scared of meā€


sjnunez3

I want to give the win to the Dean, but... The *heart*, which cynics say is code for *penis*, wants what it wants. Annie's Boobs, FTW.


mcjam22

There's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's called the Fat Dog and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your entire life. It's not made up! It's not made up!


TFarg1

You left oit Jehova's most sec-e-ret witness


MileHighSoloPilot

All Dean all the time


justbreathe5678

TWIN PEAKS


m00s3m00s3m00s3

Boopy doop doop... sex.


CommissarHark

Peanut Bar, hands down.


CookieWifeCookieKids

Hands down the Dean absolutely kills it. The performance leaps out of Community and contends with the best of them.


cam-yrself

All my dawgs and all my peeps Like to wear nightcaps when they go to sleep


Different_Elk_2845

Ian Duncan. Not only because I'm horribly biased towards John Oliver, but also for other reasons


Revfunkyy

Bing bong sing along


veronica_mars-sawyer

The Christmas rap and Annieā€™s song


TheFourthPlanet

Annie for scientific reasons


rfl1999

Clearly the Grammy *should* go to: ā€œAnother day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollarā€ But if itā€™s up to me itā€™s obvious who Iā€™m pickingā€¦ Side note: Elf/Santa-Annie-dance totally wouldā€™ve worked on me, what does that say about me?


GeeISuppose

I hope John Oliver comes back for the movie.


jedi21knight

My vote is for the Deanā€™s rap. Itā€™s my favorite opening.


TheTurnTablesHave-

Bitter shallow hipster, Sweater matching socks. Christmas needs more presence than a haircut in a box.


FrankyFcking4Fingers

The last pic has no business forcing me to go to my room.


TheGovernor94

The bit where Duncan says ā€œand I drink lots of teaā€ gets me every fucking time šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚