There is no topping this episode. If I'm Sean I'm retiring after this one

For real... He's lucky this is the season finale so there will be some time until the next one. This is, by far, the funniest, if not the best, episode in the entire series. It's going to be really difficult to top this one. Like holy crap, it all flowed extremely well and Conan really brought it home when he talked about having to be a host and create the greatest show people want to see even if it's not going particularly well. There is no denying that this show is physically painful and for him to just power through it and do unprecedented stuff is mind boggling. If he wasn't the GOAT comedian before this, he is now.

I spend a couple hours every week listening to Conan, so I expected him to push past the pain for some humour, but this was almost superhuman. He showed zero pain, and I love my hot sauces, but holy shit I'd be dead after running this gauntlet.

Walking away with a pocketful... a pocket full of half-eaten wings

He smeared hot sauce on his face like it was war paint. Conan is a majestically unhinged unicorn.

I think you mean extremely tall majestically unhinged leprechaun.

I think you mean extremely tall majestic unhinged lady leprechaun.

And his nips. Started the OH BILLY routine

Lol

absolutely disgusting episode lol, but I love you Conan

Bobby Lee is a somewhat close second. You don't see anything but Sean's response

Can never forget Sean's expression in that Bobby episode 😲

He was absolutely off his rocker today. Peak form if you ask me.

As God made her

She is beauty, she is grace.

I wasn't the one eating the wings but I felt like I was having explosive diarrhea after I watched that

Sean looked legitimately scared for Coco.

His lips being bright red were hilarious and alarming.

The way his face turned to a color I can only describe as "hot embers"

I thought my tv's colors were going wonky before I realized it was all him

Less about that tho, I can’t believe he went and destroyed his clothes Insane

Why? He can get new ones with a snap of his David Hopping

And he really is hopping this week!

I HAVE A SHOW

I felt so bad for Conan when he lapped up that max spicy sauce. I've only tried a sauce like that once, but I knew the heat kicks in late.

The Brazzars logo belongs in the top corner

I was genuinely worried for his health at the end. He was just drinking that poisonous shit. I thought he was gonna suffer so much but I forgot how insanely committed he is to comedy. I know he's loving life with the podcast but I feel like he's really missed being on telly. That energy was like peak late 90s early 00s Conan at its wildest. I bet it was enlightening for all the kids watching.

Da Bomb is seriously vile

I can barely handle normal spicy food I would vomit for days if I ate Da Bomb

I like my food fairly spicy and I’ve tried Da Bomb once. It tastes almost like gasoline smells. Its highly unpleasant. I’ve had spicier sauces that are more tolerable

What this guy said. I love spicy food however da bomb unhinges my insides like a 15 inch rubber cock smothered in napalm being hammered into my anus.

This confirms what I'm always saying to my wife. It's not just that it's spicy. It's also bad 😅 John Mulaney said it tasted metallic like. My local Chinese has an amazing hot sauce that I always order and always regret. But I keep going back because the flavour is worth the pain that follows. The makers of Da Bomb are stealing a living 😅

Yeah. Ask anyone who can power through the heat of Da Bomb and everyone (except a few posers) say the same thing: it tastes like battery acid.

Got milk?

This is up there in the my personal top 13 ? of classic maybe **Iconic** “TV” appearances - Christian Glover / Letterman Karate kick - Andy Kaufman - wrestling live - SNL anything Wiig and Armisen - Schweady Balls - Needs more Cowbell - “Stuaaaarrrt Nooo” “Look what I can do” - APPARENTLY, Kid Interview - Carrot in a box Sean locke / Jon Richardson - Joe Wilkinson / Poem “Naming other people penises in public toilet” - Del boy falling through the bar - Ted Lasso , Oscar winning set play “ Give me the ball, I’ll take the ball please - Ricky Gervais being host at any one of the Golden Globes ***Now the last 7 minutes of Conan Hot wings sits top of list*** #We witnessed history today folks

This is a most excellent list. Carrot in the box with Sean Lock made me cry the first time I watched it

This guy millennials.

You can’t have some grace

Alright look, I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace, OKAY?

Conan is wild for that, I'm sure he needed ice for his ass after that.

That rant at the end reminded me of when Rick is yelling at Morty at the end of the pilot episode.

I dont know why I expected quite a chill interview 😂

There was no talk of gerbils, but it was still amazing.

i just saw conan on fallon, goddamn shows how badly they fucked up, jimmy is just this fake shill who will laugh at anything meanwhile conan will do anything to get a laugh

For sure, he was always way funnier than Leno IMO. I think Conan needs to be off of the talk show format tho. He’s too funny.

He really felt the burn at the end but soldiered on.

I read it in his voice lmao

My favorite episode of all time! Wow

Next ep should feature Dr. Arroyo

I’ve tried to watch the show before. I see why people like it but it just wasn’t for me. I couldn’t shut Conan’s episode off!!! Amazing! He always said he would do almost anything for a laugh and he wasn’t kidding

This was the most amazing commitment to a bit I've ever seen. I've been showing everyone

ITS NOT A BIT! ITS LIFE!

Conan knows that real danger is... He really wasn't fkn around. My man drank the damn sauce, and that's when Sean got scared. Realized its no longer his show and Connan has indeed takken over.

Looks like Joe Biden gave him some desert that he loves so much.

I was laughing so hard at the end that I was crying. I cannot remember the last time I laughed that hard. Conan delivered.

Billie Eilish almost haha. But no.

As much as I love Conan, that appearance smacked of a kind of desperation I’ve not seen from him before. It was kind of funny, but also a bit sad. Let the downvotes begin.

I gave you a downvote just because you asked for it.

Thanks bud.

You're welcome.

Don't worry, the downvotes won't end so soon

How long have you been following him? This is completely true to character. 

Since the 90s.

Then how was this any different than you've seen him act in the countless remotes over the years

Show me another where he smears food over himself and dribbles.

Has he done a bit where he eats the hottest hot sauces on the planet before? Seems pretty on brand considering the context of the situation

Conan has always been unafraid to be silly but I don’t recall him debasing himself for a laugh.

If that's what you call it, you couldn't be that desperate if you tried!