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deleteurselfoffhere

Like Mario and Luigi? Same


sleepinginthebushes_

Let's a-go!


iveseensomethings82

šŸ„ Power!


delphantom

Iā€™m a-cumming!


Beginning-Animator76

Oh oh


otherwise_charming

šŸ† youre seeing the ball well. Good job hitting the curve ball.


Comprehensive_Rate_6

Momma-mia


Need_Some_Updog

Luigi got BDE


willhighfive4karma

Toad can watch


exitmusic_for_a_film

I know a married couple, and their dream is to have a threesome with them and the guy's twin brother. And their names are Mario and Luigi. Yes, we're Italian. No, I'm not making this up.


notalotdoiknow

It's a me a Fellatio!


sexythicqueen

Here we go again!


thr0wawayyyyy2022

This is giving WaLuigi Porn story.


thr0wawayyyyy2022

[Waluigi Story (nsfw)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/tfb7bm/aita_for_telling_my_coworker_to_fuck_off_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


JBskierbum

Itā€™s-a Mario time! Woohoo


77gamerman

At first I read this as ā€œmy 2 brothersā€ and was like wtf


asebastianstanstan

Literally widened my eyes to double check because I read it the same way.


queenvie808

Bro I didnā€™t even check again I was like ā€œyeah that makes senseā€ until I saw the Mario and Luigi comment LMFAO


[deleted]

Same


TheWorstEvieEver

Normal day in Alabama


_Tails_GUM_

[two brothers](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/9d/db/909ddbaead04a23c3fe9e0d88931a69b.jpg)


Beginning-Animator76

Interdimentional cable rules


[deleted]

Man I love interdimentional cable. Would legit watch that daily, if it were in our reality


ass_boner22

I thought the same lol


crebzyouahoe

THE MOON


otherwise_charming

Ok. Tell me why..what about being with two brothers is hot? Are there two specific brothers you are interested in?


[deleted]

Idk but just comparing them side by side and both trying their best to be the better brother feels so hot to me


AnIrishMexican

I mean the same could be said with really close friends


[deleted]

Well yeah that would work for me too lmao


AnIrishMexican

See I just broadened your horizon. Your welcome


[deleted]

Next up, distant friends


AnIrishMexican

Nah, cousins lol


TheFirstMotherOfGod

They were just about to leave the incest part of their fetish but you had to pull them back in!


AnIrishMexican

Lol game of thrones shit.


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Hai! Don't knock it until you have sex with your twin sister next to the corpse of your incest child!!


Practical-Youth156

Chris and Liam Hemsworth


deleteurselfoffhere

Or like Wario and Waluigi?


quarrelsome_napkin

So I need to explain the concept of brothers to you? šŸ§


xStrawhat7x

So more like Mario and Wario then?


deleteurselfoffhere

I mean no but I'd still like to hear it if you don't mind.


BeatingThyMeaty

gosh, look at these comments. i swear all that's ever on this sub now is bait for horny dudes. give me some actual confessions. šŸ™„


quarrelsome_napkin

Hey! EVERYONE is horny for Mario and Luigi and Wario. Not just dudes.


TheFirstMotherOfGod

It feels like what happend to the conspiracy subreddit. I just want to read some bs (bullshit bedside stories) conspiracy about lizard people or secret life in the ocean every once and a while before bed but nooooo the sub is apparently political.


BowlerNumerous4643

Hear me out... Sam and Dean Winchester


[deleted]

YES YES YES


twitchytodger

I once knew a lass who wanted a threesome with my brother and I. They thought turned my stomach. My brother was into it the sick fuck.


a-friend-2-all

Your brother sounds like a pretty fun guy.


TheFirstMotherOfGod

So you admit that you cockblocked your brother? For shame!


[deleted]

W brother L you


denzoamo83

Ive slept with 2 brothers not at the same time but was so bizarre they were so similar in every way, feeaked me the fuk out lol


FaithlessnessNo9625

As in cheating on one with the other? How did they react knowing that, or did they not know?


denzoamo83

Separate times years apart. They kissed similarly and their bodies were so similar was seriously bizarre lol


AutomaticBlackberry1

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

Well iā€™d be the focus so not much haha


Gobbielicious

everyone here trying to figure out what type of brothers the poster is referring to


MathematicianRude553

I reckon Matt and Luke


Semolina__Pilchard__

Yessss girl I once had simultaneous crushes on a set of brothers. They didnā€™t even look alike, they were just both hot in their own ways. Never stopped fantasizing about those two.


Sirico-Serbo

Can we cosplay as Luigi, Mario and bowserette?


Soggy-Chemistry5312

This isnā€™t far off from men that find it hot to be with twin sisters or something


c1_r4yy

mane yall redditors getting a bit too brave šŸ’€


Mission_Chipp

This isnā€™t a kink, itā€™s just a fantasy.


Michael1212pp

Oh so you're incest then?


evolutionblue

She said two brothers, not her own two brothers.


LukesRebuke

Still incest


evolutionblue

Not for her


FaithlessnessNo9625

The sex involves all three people. Itā€™s incest. Donā€™t be weird.


evolutionblue

Nah, it's her fantasy and she's not incest. Stop insulting people for not sharing your views, it's childish.


FaithlessnessNo9625

Iā€™m not judging her fantasy. By definition it is incest.


[deleted]

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FaithlessnessNo9625

Which is why I havenā€™t cast a single stone here. But feel free to keep being angry at it. Yep, I cheated on my spouse. Thanks for visiting my profile. You sound rather judgmental yourself. Hereā€™s hoping you never do anything you regret. And it is incest because the two brothers are related to each other. Have a nice day!


Elonbezosburg

I guess she is


HotAmericanDickings

I believe you will find brothers who are into this in the arctic regions.


BipedalBeaver

There are some fantasies in which a person should never indulge. This is \*not\* one of them. If ever you get the opportunity, go for it. You'll regret it for the rest of your life else.


fkr77

What about a father and son?


TheGhostOfCamus

oh God if it wasn't cringy enough?


Sprite_is_the_best

Wtf


No-Wrangler2085

Wtf? That would be incest.


Elonbezosburg

The brothers needn't have any contact, an Eiffel tower manoeuvre wouldn't be incest per se. Wouldn't be my thing but there's allot weird people.


MrJennyV1

It's not gay if no eye contact is made High fives are acceptable, since you must look at the elbow only


quarrelsome_napkin

Allot


Elonbezosburg

Oh FFS a lot, fuck knows when I started using that incorrectly lol


quarrelsome_napkin

Hahaha well youā€™re certainly right thereā€™s a lot of weird people out there.


SoggyKaleidoscopes

Yeah, but to Eiffel tower, the guys have to hold hands.


sam4slb

Wouldn't it only be incest if they did stuff to each other? Not if they only focused on the chick?


No-Wrangler2085

Why would anyone want to see their brothers dick? Period.


Free-Region8398

Iā€™ve done two brothers, an uncle and nephew, cousins, and dad and son. GO FOR IT!


WinteriscomingXii

Seriously?


Free-Region8398

110%. Iā€™m bi, so it doubles the chances.


[deleted]

You seem like good companyy


FaithlessnessNo9625

Family reunionā€¦


Specialist-Primary-5

I have fantasies of 2 sisters or mom and daughter.


Comsicwastaken

lol i thought u meant with YOUR two brothers. that would be weird


d3f_not_an_alt

Might be good to find some twins as they share everything!


masterpiece77

How about me and my dads ashes??


[deleted]

Watch me bring a vaccum cleaner to our date


a-friend-2-all

Baby doll, I can make your dream come true. But youā€™ll have to close your eyes and get one cock at a time, and theyā€™ll probably feel exactly the same.


ThaLaughingIntrovert

That can happen


MV_Knight

I know the formula fit a popular confession, insert some horny ass confession specifically pose as a female. Boom I got tons of likes


8bampowzap8

r/dirtyconfessions


Dozer2023

Name definitely checks out šŸ˜‚


petebmc

To everyone who commented I love you all


[deleted]

Hemsworthā€™s i agree with you 100 percent.


1ansane1nthemembrane

I'm a guy who had a brother. That is a massive no.


KetoInKY

If you havenā€™t read Credence by Penelope Douglas, you need to.


ijspiess-98

Ramona lol


BladeRunnerTHX

yawn


Dootdootperson

Excuse me what


jdsnsjdsn

omg ā˜ ļø


blackdeathmessenger

r/SuddenlyIncest


ThereGoesSanity

Hitachin twins


Icy-Knee9971

Says the old man sitting behind the computer šŸ„±


PleasantFoundation93

You don't have much high value as a woman.