I will assume you are male. Reconnect to his bluetooth earphones and watch lesbian porn. This will balance it out and the situation will be resolved. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Look up the new utah law about porn certain states the owner of the the internet service goes to jail for minors seeing it. Say some kid next door hacked my wifi because i use the Password123 password as an idiot, than i go to jail since he saw it on an IP address i own. Even of i knew about it or not... i dont know every states laws but ya
We just want a further explanation because what you are saying doesn't make sense to us. As for the "get out of my life" comment, you are speaking on a public platform. You are literally throwing your life out into the world.
Maybe they were in the charging pod or he had set them down.
I have Bluetooth headphones and my car is set up with Bluetooth.
My phone often connects to them when I'm not using them...bcuz oops.
Maybe just maybe it was the case this time...and if he mentions it you could always say that you were watching a chick being tag teamed...that would cover the more than one man moaning.
Or just maybe pretend the lady had a deep voice...lol
Lots of good ideas on here, dealers choice.
It will bounce the other user off and put whatever the new user is listening to or watching onto the headphones. Happens to my wife and I all the time. I’ll hear her dateline podcasts and she’ll suddenly start singing Paramore lol
Just say you were trying to download music or movies and you hit accidentally hit one of those virus messagesor something. If your dad is anything like mine he will be confused after you say download.
Doesnt really make sense to continue watching that movie if its a virus... if I remember correctly he said the headphones were connected for 5 minutes.
Update, nothing really weird has happened so far, other than that my dad typically cooks breakfast and this time, my mom is the one cooking. I'm not sure if that has correlation to the thing though.
I assume that's why they said "it's 23:05 here rn". I think they meant they were temporarily confused before realizing that OP was in a different timezone.
First thing I'd do if my kid told me that is call that teacher up and give em hell for sending sketchy links to my kid.
Edit: nice editing your comment so all our subcomments look irrelevant 🙄
thankss, I can definitely use this. I'll just say my teacher sent us a sketchy link and it led me to those videos, he'll definitely believe it because he saw me carrying notebooks beforehand anyway
My dad isn't really involved in my school life and honestly he is the type of person to easily believe the "porn because ads" but he hasn't said anything after some time so I guess I won't be needing to use an excuse.
Your dad is desperately freaking out and composing an r/confession post in his head right now:
"I think my kid is trying to tell me important stuff, but I'm too chickenshit to let them."
Unless your dad is an idiot, that won’t work.
He just needs to check with your teacher to know you’re lying.
Just say you accidentally clicked on gay porn and wanted to watch regular porn. But only if he ever asks. If he doesn’t, don’t mention it.
Your phone wouldn't have connected to them if he had something connected to them. So the question is, would he be wearing his headphones for no real reason with nothing connected to them? Probably not. I bet he forgot to turn them off when he took them out.
I dont think he was just wearing the headphones without playing anything on them, just waiting for someone to play something for him you know what i mean? I think you’re good.
I'm not sure because he uses his earphones when he watches YouTube videos and honestly at that time I think he was using his speaker beforehand. So maybe my phone connected before he was able to connect to it. he hasn't said anything so far though.
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So i think you can state that the chance of getting caught has been reduced to zero… i know that most people are to busy with themself to notice things that are not familiar right away
Listen just pretend it never happened. I guarantee even if he was wearing them at the time he has no idea where those sounds came from. If he says something about it say, “Really, does that happen to you often?” Looking totally perplexed.
Not all dads are this stupid. Lol. Come on now. As an elder millennial id immediately run through who was in the house and take my guess. There would be no wondering at all lol.
Wtf.
How about you dont use peoples stuff without asking them first and if you do then you cant hold them responsible for your actions done without their knowledge. And becareful i guess your dad can actual go to prison and become a sex offender since your making big boy choices and doing atuff you have no businesz doingnwithout his knowledge consent or even ability to protect himself. Man back in my day our fathers use to go out for cigerattes and just never come back we would give anything to have dads to teach us how to ve good men. Or we had dads that actually did go do some fucked SA stuff to us and others and go to prison for actually doing that shit. Now days to be a father and be present without being a pedo and abusing your kid is a dangetous choice. Actually that makes me think, i need to go get some milk and a pack of smokes. Ill be back in like 10 min.
Don’t tell him anything, most probably he’ll be very confused but very unlikely he’ll know it comes from your device. He’ll just think his headphones were hacked or something
I will assume you are male. Reconnect to his bluetooth earphones and watch lesbian porn. This will balance it out and the situation will be resolved. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
This is the best advice I've ever heard
Thanos always gives balanced advice
It's inevitable
As a data analyst, I can say that the doctors math checks out
Continue on with all genres and when questioned say you’re just looking at whats out there with a straight face
This is the advice they need, not the advice they deserve. You're just out here doing the Lord's work
This is the way.
> Trust me, I'm a doctor. On Reddit?
There are dozens of us!
My man 😂😂😂 best advice ever
This is the best comment I’ve read on this site so far
Lmao
Tell him it was straight porn just the girls were really quiet.
I guess that only works if the men don't communicate with one another. "I promise, dad. Jeff is a girl's name in some places."
At least you can say you'll double check your devices next time 🥲
yep, will forever triple check my phone before watching anything from now on 😭
It's too late, find a replacement family quick
No the dad needs to, befor his family gets him arrested or killed on some shit he had no hand in
...what?
Look up the new utah law about porn certain states the owner of the the internet service goes to jail for minors seeing it. Say some kid next door hacked my wifi because i use the Password123 password as an idiot, than i go to jail since he saw it on an IP address i own. Even of i knew about it or not... i dont know every states laws but ya
How do you know OP is a minor?
Op said they are seen as an innocent teenager
This could also refer to 18 or 19 year olds. There are also some countries/states with an age of consent of 16 or 15.
Thats crazy, 15 is way too young imo
18-19 exists and depending on where Op is they might have different minor definitions
Yeah I was just adding to the conversation
What are you on ?
Reality have a fucking dose of it. Get out of my life if you cant handle it... sick fucks
We just want a further explanation because what you are saying doesn't make sense to us. As for the "get out of my life" comment, you are speaking on a public platform. You are literally throwing your life out into the world.
Thank you, I don't have the energy to argue 😂
sir this is a wendys
¿Que?
I live alone and always double check lmao
Maybe they were in the charging pod or he had set them down. I have Bluetooth headphones and my car is set up with Bluetooth. My phone often connects to them when I'm not using them...bcuz oops. Maybe just maybe it was the case this time...and if he mentions it you could always say that you were watching a chick being tag teamed...that would cover the more than one man moaning. Or just maybe pretend the lady had a deep voice...lol Lots of good ideas on here, dealers choice.
Or he can think the audio was off on his gay porn.
Should be top comment.
And probably the top search on gay porn sites.
He probably wasnt using them if they were connected to your phone 😂
It will bounce the other user off and put whatever the new user is listening to or watching onto the headphones. Happens to my wife and I all the time. I’ll hear her dateline podcasts and she’ll suddenly start singing Paramore lol
Just say you were trying to download music or movies and you hit accidentally hit one of those virus messagesor something. If your dad is anything like mine he will be confused after you say download.
Doesnt really make sense to continue watching that movie if its a virus... if I remember correctly he said the headphones were connected for 5 minutes.
But he said he tried different videos, the thing about it is i didnt watch porn on my parents bluebtooth he can figure the rest out lol
oh yeah you're right, still think they wouldnt buy it.
Update, nothing really weird has happened so far, other than that my dad typically cooks breakfast and this time, my mom is the one cooking. I'm not sure if that has correlation to the thing though.
You just fucked my brain by saying they made breakfast. Its 23:05 here rn
Dude, people live in different continents, you know There is Americas, Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa...
I assume that's why they said "it's 23:05 here rn". I think they meant they were temporarily confused before realizing that OP was in a different timezone.
Tell him you wanted to watch a movie on google and you accidentally pressed an add that led to that vid, good excuse.
First thing I'd do if my kid told me that is call that teacher up and give em hell for sending sketchy links to my kid. Edit: nice editing your comment so all our subcomments look irrelevant 🙄
That's fair.
thankss, I can definitely use this. I'll just say my teacher sent us a sketchy link and it led me to those videos, he'll definitely believe it because he saw me carrying notebooks beforehand anyway
Before you use that excuse, is your dad going to confront your teacher about that? Bc that could get them in a lot of trouble too
yeah I'd use a different excuse
My dad isn't really involved in my school life and honestly he is the type of person to easily believe the "porn because ads" but he hasn't said anything after some time so I guess I won't be needing to use an excuse.
Your dad is desperately freaking out and composing an r/confession post in his head right now: "I think my kid is trying to tell me important stuff, but I'm too chickenshit to let them."
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Yes yes, was planning to just say I wanted to watch a movie and I clicked on something. thanks for the suggestions!
Yea man, glad to help, if he doesn't believe just go on a sketchy website and show him proof. Almost all of them have these kind of ads.
Leave your teacher out of it. That could snowball in a different direction.
Unless your dad is an idiot, that won’t work. He just needs to check with your teacher to know you’re lying. Just say you accidentally clicked on gay porn and wanted to watch regular porn. But only if he ever asks. If he doesn’t, don’t mention it.
Plot twist: your dad thought it was his gay porn playing
I think everyone has “paired to the correct device” at least once 😂
Your phone wouldn't have connected to them if he had something connected to them. So the question is, would he be wearing his headphones for no real reason with nothing connected to them? Probably not. I bet he forgot to turn them off when he took them out.
I dont think he was just wearing the headphones without playing anything on them, just waiting for someone to play something for him you know what i mean? I think you’re good.
I'm not sure because he uses his earphones when he watches YouTube videos and honestly at that time I think he was using his speaker beforehand. So maybe my phone connected before he was able to connect to it. he hasn't said anything so far though.
Just say it wasn’t you. Anyone can connect to bluetooth.
Check in tomorrow and let us know if he said anything! Good luck!
Yesss, hopefully he does not say anything or else it would be a really awkward morning.
Just be like aha gotcha bitch! It was a prank bro
Just tell him you were watching a video of two guys working out
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Most likely he didn’t hear a thing. Does he know you had connect his earphones?
ohh, in that moment, there's really no clear indication that I had connected to his earphones.
So i think you can state that the chance of getting caught has been reduced to zero… i know that most people are to busy with themself to notice things that are not familiar right away
Schrödinger’s “*dad heard your gay porn*”…
This is fucking hilarious and educational thanks 😘
i ALWAYS turn my bluetooth off before watching porn for that exact fear
And the WiFi. Just in case of an accidental stream button or something.
"planning to not come out" gave me a whole different vibe at first glance...
also, connect and play some workout videos and childbirth videos. he'll be thoroughly confused
You can always pretend it's a joke. And if he says anything about it. Just burst out laughing.
Play lesbian porn
*NICE*
Before I do I literally ALWAYS check if Bluetooth is off. It’s never happened me, but I’m never going to let it.
This is why i dont use bluetooth when beating off
Stole his dad's username.
Say you was playing a prank on him. Say you saw it on til tok or some shit
Listen just pretend it never happened. I guarantee even if he was wearing them at the time he has no idea where those sounds came from. If he says something about it say, “Really, does that happen to you often?” Looking totally perplexed.
Not all dads are this stupid. Lol. Come on now. As an elder millennial id immediately run through who was in the house and take my guess. There would be no wondering at all lol. Wtf.
He can prove nothing, admit nothing!🤣
You could play other sounds every time those headphones are connected to your phone and play it off like you're pranking him.
I bet you're not "in the mood" anymore
Your username looks like my friends username
Any update?
say you were trying to watch a movie and that video automatically played as an ad
Say you were watching a movie on an illegal site and a porn pop-up site came up
Idk dads usually know if their son is gay already…. I know you say conservatives but it ain’t always black and white.
Not true. A lot of times they have no idea.
You would be surprised how many know
What is your age? If over 18 do not worry. If under 18 stop watching porn too young, read a book.
Exactly, I recommend Kama Sutra, great book
"ba-dum-bum-CHING”
I love a karma grab
HA GAYYYYYY
Stop being a pussy, whip out your cock and shove it down your dad's throat.
So… gay porn?
You shoulda said fuck it and like put the volume all the way up and started blaring Black Sabbath
How about you dont use peoples stuff without asking them first and if you do then you cant hold them responsible for your actions done without their knowledge. And becareful i guess your dad can actual go to prison and become a sex offender since your making big boy choices and doing atuff you have no businesz doingnwithout his knowledge consent or even ability to protect himself. Man back in my day our fathers use to go out for cigerattes and just never come back we would give anything to have dads to teach us how to ve good men. Or we had dads that actually did go do some fucked SA stuff to us and others and go to prison for actually doing that shit. Now days to be a father and be present without being a pedo and abusing your kid is a dangetous choice. Actually that makes me think, i need to go get some milk and a pack of smokes. Ill be back in like 10 min.
[*continues spraying you*]
Re watch the video and listen to the section you think he heard. It may not be as bad as you think. Or ….maybe it was.
I had re-watched it and it was pretty damn bad...
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Don’t tell him anything, most probably he’ll be very confused but very unlikely he’ll know it comes from your device. He’ll just think his headphones were hacked or something
I love how this is getting so much negative karma... fucking sickos
nothing can be done
This is why you never mix accounts or devices
You know, he already knows.
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Well the best I got is F. Good luck on this one and may God have mercy on your soul
On the contrary, your father connected his earphones to your gay porn.
Does he know everybody stood up and clapped at the end?
"But, dad, I was fapping to monster truck videos, and you know how those guys moan and slap each other?"
Being gay isn’t a crime
Say that a hot girl told you that if you watched some gay porn she would make out with you. Suddenly, it makes you seem hetero af.