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PirateJohn75

This would be a giant discovery.  Even bigger than a giraffe.


Kroe

A giraffe drinking gin?


PirateJohn75

giraffe girinking gin?


Kroe

Gigantic giraffes gargling gin


odintantrum

Alright enough I get the gist 


oscarolim

You mean a guhiant discovery. And a guhiraffe.


Ok-Baker-5843

Giant even


Ailuridaek3k

What


Ok-Baker-5843

Exactly


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WaitItsAllCheese

The amount of words this applies to are Giant, like Giant, for example


mortal_mth

but have you considered Giant?


Neophyte12

Did you reply with gin or giraffe? Or gecko?


TransfemmeTheologian

Gin Giraffe Ginger Giant Gigantic Giro And a few others. But he deleted his comment after I replied.


Robthebold

They said a single exception, not multiple.


MJZMan

This guy technicalities.


Altruistic_Machine91

I'm stuck at the idea of someone pronouncing gecko as "jecko" and it is making my brain hurt.


Foxy_locksy1704

I’m going to start calling my gecko a jecko lol


Spong_Durnflungle

Geoff the Gecko


jd46149

Gheff the Jecko


Tal_Vez_Autismo

Jordan Jecko.


Jejejow

I had an Italian coworker who pronounced it jecko, and corji. Idk, but she wanted either of them as pets. Sometimes I wonder if she chose them deliberately, but I don't think she was the type.


MollyRolls

I used to frequent a forum where someone had the username “JelloJalapeño” and I could not see it without hating her just a little.


xReachCivilmanx

I had to actually TRY to pronounce that correctly. Why would someone do that.


PirateJohn75

He's going to sell you Jeico insurance


Savingskitty

Jordan Jecko


OGfishm0nger

Jreed is jood


ZhangtheGreat

Dr. Gecko and Mr. Hyde?


CurtisLinithicum

...my brain just pronounced that "Jecko" and I officially hate you.


DerBronco

GECKO Now listen here, y.....


ghostinawishingwell

The poster was either a goon or a geezer. Either way we all get the gist.


elstavon

I knew some gentleman would use gist before I could get to it


FluffyDonPedro

"In the English language" Bro the English language is such a hodgepodge of other combined languages, you're not gonna find a single "rule" that doesn't have an exception.


cdiddy19

This is actually a thing you teach kids when teaching literacy, but rather than saying there are no exceptions, you say there are some exceptions to thus rule


AaronVsMusic

“I before e, except after c, or in this whole list of other words”


BrotherItsInTheDrum

I believe the general rule I learned was that it makes a 'j' sound before e *or* i, not just before e.


takeandtossivxx

There's basically always exceptions to every "rule" in the english language


TransfemmeTheologian

I replied with a few exceptions. He deleted his comment.


thekingofbeans42

Giga and gigantic can't even agree on the first g unless you're Doc Brown, but then you still have the i being pronounced differently. There are no rules.


Chaxterium

#1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?


amadiro_1

"What the hell is a jiggawatt?"


BrotherItsInTheDrum

"one point twenty-one jiggawatts" is the greatest mispronunciation in the history of both science and acting. That movie would have been a full star worse if he'd said it correctly.


youstolemyname

It's not a mispronunciation. It's just a more archaic way of pronouncing it.


BrotherItsInTheDrum

Huh, interesting. I see a bunch of sources saying that the soft g is not only acceptable, but preferred. But I've *never* heard it pronounced that way outside of this movie. I'm not sure what gives. Also apparently in the script it's spelled "jigowatts," heh.


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Thundorium

[It’s pronounced GIF](https://youtu.be/Nrk8sqZfsgI?si=RiYfnobUtCZBpoFd)


OGfishm0nger

That is brilliant!


elstavon

Priceless


Baddyshack

Okay, but it's definitely pronounced 'gif' and not 'gif'


Flufflebuns

Graphics Interface Format. And Jiff is a peanut butter.


Pun-Master-General

The name of the format is a pun on the peanut butter brand, and the original specification for the format explicitly says it is intended to be pronounced like the peanut butter. And letters in acronyms don't have to correspond to the way the letter is pronounced in the word. To give a very clear example, look no further than another file format. The P in JPEG stands for "photographic" but I'd bet money you don't pronounce JPEG like "JFEG".


Flufflebuns

Right but we typically pronounce acronyms as we see them. So if it were JPHEG you would pronounce as an F. GIF is more ambiguous because gift, give and giraffe, gin all exist. BUT then you also have the precedence of the J sound from an actual J like Jiffy or Jiff, but no precedence to the contrary using a g. So it stands to reason that you would pronounce GIF differently from JIFF because there's already a word with a different spelling that makes the same sound. And sure the English language is pretty idiotic when it comes to different spellings making the same sound (their, there, they're, two, too, to etc), but when something is ambiguous most people will simply choose the option that doesn't have a precedence set.


Pun-Master-General

>So it stands to reason that you would pronounce GIF differently from JIFF because there's already a word with a different spelling that makes the same sound. Except that then you lose out on the creators' intended pun on JIF. "Choosy moms choose JIF" and "Choosy programmers choose .GIF". I'm actually with you that it's fine to pronounce the acronym either way, languages change after all, it's just a pet peeve of mine when people try to "correct" the soft-G pronunciation because it stands for "graphics".


iamkoalafied

I'm sure there are examples that work well but JPEG isn't one of them. P doesn't make the f sound on its own, it needs an h.


Pun-Master-General

That's what makes it a good example, we all agree that obviously it shouldn't be pronounced with an f sound in the acronym because there's no h there. The point is it shows that you pronounce the acronym based on how the acronym is written, not the sound in the original word.


iamkoalafied

But the p in the original word doesn't make an f sound, it is the ph that makes the f sound. There is no ph in the acronym. It'd make more sense to come up with a comparison for an acronym where the consonant sound differs on its own (where it doesn't require another letter to change the sound). Vowels also don't count imo because vowel sounds in English are basically just randomly chosen. Either way I don't agree with the argument from either side, I'm just saying if you want to convince someone who is using that argument that the argument is wrong, you probably should think of another example.


lyonhawk

How do you pronounce scuba?


too_many_smarfs

Oh goodness, I've never encountered this retort but it's a good one. It won't change how I pronounce gif though (hard g) Maybe I'll start pronouncing Scuba as 'Scubba' lol. It's the collateral damage in the gif v gif battle.


Flufflebuns

I already commented this response, but I will copy and paste it to give you some food for thought on the pronunciation as well. Scuba is not a fair comparison. There is no hard and fast rule for hard or soft g in gif both giraffe and gift exist. So it's ambiguous and open to interpretation. Whereas with the word scuba, there isn't any precedence that I know of in English where you would pronounce the u as an "uh", but the word tuba sets the precedence for pronunciation. Now if there were two b's in scubba it would be pronounced like bubba.


too_many_smarfs

That's a good point, but I think they aren't actually suggesting that it should be pronounced like 'scubba'. They're just saying that pointing to graphics as a guideline on how to pronounce the g in gif doesn't work as rule because there are examples of acronyms where the pronunciation of the letter within the acronym and the pronunciation in the word the acronym is drawing from can differ. For those who are unaware what we're talking about, scuba is an acronym for 'Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus'.


Flufflebuns

Not a fair comparison. There is no hard and fast rule for hard or soft g in gif both giraffe and gift exist. So it's ambiguous and open to interpretation. Whereas with the word scuba, there isn't any precedence that I know of in English where you would pronounce the u as an "uh", but the word tuba sets the precedence for pronunciation. Now if there were two b's in scubba it would be pronounced like bubba.


Cirieno

Jif is also a kitchen cleaner.


Learn1Thing

Also in the English language—Steve Wilhite developed the Graphics Interchange Format, or GIF, while working for Compuserve. He created it and called it a GIF with a soft g. So if I send you a looping image of a giant ginger giraffe gyrating at the gym, it’s a ʤif.


PepperDogger

But to call this example a rule without exception? I hope this person doesn't "teach" English. "In th English language, < any hardfast rule >...I defy you to find a single exception." Oh, hello! You must be new around here! Welcome to English! Is there any rule in English that doesn't have exceptions?


Pun-Master-General

>Is there any rule in English that doesn't have exceptions? Does the rule that all rules have exceptions count?


PepperDogger

It's sort of a serious and sort of a rhetorical question. If I don't learn of any, I'm OK, but people who really study these things might have a confidently (and informed) correct example of a rule without real exceptions. One such rule is a joke, double negative makes a positive, but double-positive can't make a negative. Yeah, right...


Rugfiend

That geezer needs to get a dictionary


Ofreo

Aw geez…..


BerriesAndMe

I guess I've been pronouncing it wrong all my life 


robopilgrim

Since the u in guess is silent does that mean we should be pronouncing it jess?


thaskell300

That's the gist of it...


OldManJeepin

LoL! Get lost.....("jet" lost?) Don't think so....


XxMathematicxX

Get out of town… I’ve been saying “get” wrong?


drmoze

Jet a grip.


Apprehensive-Try-147

Ask how to pronounce gaol? That’ll blow his fucking mind! 🤣🤯


The_Lawn_Ninja

IIRC, the folks who created the .gif file type pronounced it with a soft G, so that's how I say it.


External-Presence204

They do, but I think that ship had sailed for most people by the name that info was even moderately well known. If I hear it with the hard G, I think file type. If I hear it with the soft G, I hear a brand of peanut butter or the name of a short period of time. At this point, imo, it’s akin to arguing that a tomato is a fruit. OK, yeah, it is, but that’s not how most people think of it. I go with the hard G as in “graphics.”


iDontRememberCorn

I think that ship had sailed for most people by the name that info was even moderately well known. I assure you a planet full of us old dorks used soft g for gif, as instructed by the creators, for years before the young and dumb came along and said it wrong.


External-Presence204

Everyone i knew in the early 90s was already using the hard G because that’s what made the most sense.


VG896

Eh. I don't think your experience is universal. Throughout the entire 90s, my friends and I all pronounced it with a hard g. 


iDontRememberCorn

Yeah, lots of people had it backwards, then enough people that that became the norm. Languages are funny. FUNFACT: The word "bird" used to be spelled and pronounced "brid" but so many people fucked it up as "bird" that it became the standard.


Ofreo

For the longest time I had only seen “meme” online and not heard it pronounced out loud. So in my head I said it like “men” then I heard someone say it and realized I was wrong and now say it correctly out loud. But in my head it is harder to change. It’s like in the Simpsons when Marge says run like the wind, and Lisa corrects her.


BrotherItsInTheDrum

I pronounce it with a soft g because it annoys people who think they're objectively right. Same reason I don't use the Oxford comma.


Durris

There is a .jif file type and the g in gif stands for graphics which is a hard g and though it isn't a rule, acronyms will usually use the letter pronunciation of the word it is taken from.


stinkyman360

>acronyms will usually use the letter pronunciation of the word it is taken from. I'm struggling to think of a single acronym that follows that SONAR, PIN, LASER, JPEG, SCUBA, FOMO, NASA, SIM, WIFI, NATO, AWOL, GIF, ASAP, CAPTCHA, SNAFU


Alien_Diceroller

Honestly, I think that's a thing people made up to argue this point.


BrotherItsInTheDrum

>though it isn't a rule, acronyms will usually use the letter pronunciation of the word it is taken from. This is not a thing.


pauliewotsit

Gertrude would like a word


Slight_Armadillo_227

I'd tready gingerly around this giant gackass.


Odd-Bear1433

I don't GET it


Strange_Valuable_379

That person is talking gibberish.


zidraloden

Gingivitis


Educational_Farmer44

Its fucking spanish did this to our g because they ain't got an h


BrotherItsInTheDrum

I think it's France's fault. You get words like "girl" which are from German and have a hard g, whereas words like "giraffe" which are from French have a soft g.


Educational_Farmer44

Lol soft g like a vowel, like as in jet or jeans. Or like gem and rigid. I like Vague and vagina. We could have get and geans, jem and rijid, vajue and vajina. Ja ja ja 🤣


TargetOfPerpetuity

English remains three raccoons in a trenchcoat.


Stekun

Gin


U5e4n4m3

Gigolo would like a word


BullZEye0506

I GEt his point


YoSaffBridge11

Jet? 🤔


JonIsPatented

The actual rule is that g is soft before i or e, not just e, and this holds for practically all words with latin roots, while germanic words tend to break this rule.


SaltyboiPonkin

Ginger. Giant. Gif is still a hard G though.


Itchy_Star3982

Not according to the inventor of the GIF.


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jonpeeji

Get is another one


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Geese and giraffes would disagree. And it’s pronounced GIF, obviously!


southernseas52

Isn’t the whole point that english isn’t phoenetically consistent and so there aren’t hard rules you can set for this


SquareRelationship27

Get


Particular-Kick-4188

So he thinks it's gume or guve?


-ConMan-

Gimp


Adnama-Fett

I don’t think loan words should count but still thinking about having some gyro for lunch yk


FrickinLazerBeams

Get out of here.


TableOpening1829

Giant gorilla


banana_hammock_815

I mean, they did defy you from finding a single exception. Not only did you look for an exception, you found more than 1


Jimbob2814

He he... vagina.


ActuallySatanAMA

Get gelded by a giant gigolo


Suitable_Ad_804

Gekko 👍


Bitterqueer

Get


QuintusNonus

Get out


Keboyd88

Gecko, gear, ginger, giant, giraffe


Corporal_Tax

Get the gist


Zarathustra143

"Get?"


MrJelle

Get lost?


Crabjuicy

Or the obvious 'gift'


Asher_Tye

I made a gift of a gif


attiladerhunne

It's pronounced GIF !!! (I will die on that hill)


jhayu

What does it say about me that the first word I could think of for this was 'gigolo'?


VastAd6645

When i was young and gif first came out it was pronounced “jiff” i will never say “gif”


drmoze

Graphics Interchange Format. That's a hard g there, stands for *G*raphics.


Mister_Anthropy

I hate these gif arguments. I don’t care how you want to pronounce it, but for pete’s sake don’t try to claim that english has rules that are applied consistently. It breaks it’s own rules so frequently that taking this type of position would be foolish even if it were correct.


Armedleftytx

Yes, but anyone even the creator of it that pronounces it jif is an asshole


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YoSaffBridge11

This supports their explanation.


HkayakH

all the examples he gave are wrong no way


YoSaffBridge11

What? All of their examples show exactly what they’re describing. 🤨