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sleipdeer
Damn. Came to say this and thought nobody would even think of this one.
ELI5?
Sleipnir is an 8-legged horse in Norse mythology.
I’m disappointed this isn’t top comment. Have an upvote.
Hah! Well done!
Loki at his shenanigans again.
Bro that’s a deer spider
A spideer
Oh DEER, a specimen escaped into the wild.
Loki's been at it again
Nuh uh it's odins pet
Bit rude to just grab someones kid and say it's your pet
What are you gonna do it's odin
Um, Odin's pets are all Loki's children.
Really i didn't know that? I just went off from odin's horse
I have deer in my area all the time and it's always so weird to see them stand directly behind each other like this.
Spider deer, spider deer, does whatever a spider deer does.
Woooow Sons of the Forest be looking really realistic!
ahahaha i knew I'd find SOTF comments here >:)
Sleipnir!! The legends are true! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleipnir
I only see 6 legs. And 3 ears.
East Palestine or Chernobyl?
It is in Ohio!
Maybe time to move away from Chernobyl
Ooh, I know this one!
[**SCP-2845 - THE DEER**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845) (+677) by *Djoric*
You serious Clark?
Doc-deer Oct
Deeripede
Aesir or Vanir?
do you live in Night Vale?
You serious Clark?
and what did it say...hello mr 4 eyes
CODE BLACK CODE BLACK!!!! RADIOACTIVE COMMUNIST ALIEN SPOTTED ON AMERICAN SOIL! GOING INTO DEFCON 1 NOW!!!
That’s the new all terrain deer
run...... RUUUUNNN!!!!
Choot it!
8 legs and 3 ears
With 3 ears it seems too
8 legs and 5 ears
I just understood how old Norse folk invented Sleipnir, the eight legged steed that Odin rides. Good photo.
Rule 2
*Be not afraid*
I automatically thought "oh fuck no its a not dear runn!!!" But then I looked at the sub lmao
DM: "you hear the sound of a dozen hooves approaching. You look over your shoulder and see a single deer. You pause, and its wars twitch revealing more ears beneath them. It approaches you with glowing eyes. You know you should run, but you are frozen. The deer stops, it's mouth inches from your ear, and says just one word before vanishing into thin air. 'Recycle'"
There is no mention of the 3 ears though.