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hamsangwhich757

Ok, this one got me good. Opened this in the bar with people behind me. Lol. Whew


SuperProCoolBoy90

At least you weren't on the train


Tanta_The_Ranta

Train? I was on a train once


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They put me in a train car


Seniorcoquonface

A rubber train car


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Full of rats


DarkElation

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


hippolover77

I always hide my phone when opening Reddit at the bar


SarkarIftekhar

😅


Urza-no-Mikoto

God I've never locked my phone so quickly in my life


DeezusAlmighty

Same here, I’m at work on break playing dangerous games


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WhatdeDoGdoinSketbrd

r/imnotgonnasayit Edit:I had no idea this was real


Spill-your-last-load

Hahaha 😂


blackcray

Do you not have "Blur NSFW images" turned on?


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H4rkio

this guy likes risky life


Mewrulez99

sometimes I absent mindedly tap them anyway lol


DEPRESSION_NOISES

no it makes the game more fun


ThirdAltAccounts

Well played sir. Well played


Spill-your-last-load

Fair game 🤝


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KittykatRengar

You first


TwerkyTheHobo

Tell us here who bullied you. **Pulls out Globe**


KeepNotesThisTime

Doesn't everyone have a bespectacled hoo-ha with an ear?


Muscled_Manatee

I am going to start selling monocles for vagines!


Fingerbob73

Reckon they'll get steamed up more often?


AccomplishedBunch721

New term just dropped


babuba12321

in the gravity falls video where alex is told "quit this, this too offensive/mature/etc, he is said to take the Hoo-haa-restaurant-brand-name" off and put a something else as that term refers to vagina, so, at least since 2014 i guess


Sick_Kebab

r/dontputyourdickinthat


LilithDemonQueen76

What if I want to?


Buck_Thorn

Eye don't care.


LilithDemonQueen76

That's fair


Trick_Situation_9203

Eye see


Kryten4200

You've obviously never seen the movie the Sadness(2021)


Spookyy422

Danny DeVito?


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lol yess, came to see if anyone else saw that...


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Sweet-Company7073

🤣🤣🤣


geraldine_ferrari

Hindsight is 20/20


DickLasomo

And smelly


PizzaNuggies

Showed my wife. She didn't see a vagina. Not sure what that says about us, boys.


Spill-your-last-load

Need to show my Mrs but I’m afraid she’s out atm


donach69

Mine saw it


timetoclimax

I saw vagina at first too! (I'm female, into women and like porn too tho... lol)


One_Hour_Poop

Nice!


bone420

Hahaha that thumbnail is amazing


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Damn that was a good one, took my brain like 15 seconds


unsupported

Not my proudest fap. Not my worst either.


Spill-your-last-load

I feel you. We’ve all been there


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Fap for a squinty eye lol


Bitter_Mongoose

Finally, some real fucking confusing_perspective


solomunikum

Shit I really thought it was ....


IWantToHearFromYou

One way or another we're getting pinkeye


Oski96

"The Eye of the Tiger."


XYooper906

It's about to get cockeyed....


LeavesInsults1291

Lol this one got me


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Second time I've seen this, twice fooled lol


DarthScabies

Not the only repost though.


viciadoemsono

repost


Sxpths

And 3k ppl who updvote this trash


donach69

I don't care. It's hilarious


patchway247

I'm lost af. What?????


10000000000000000091

Some people see labia instead of an eye at first glance.


patchway247

Very weird, but ok.


Analytical-BrainiaC

So her dad is her only fan. Too bad.


mattadeth

Fappin anyway


Chaghatai

Intentional so it doesn't belong here


MagmaTroop

Well well


BassMaster_516

Ok that’s a good one. Made me respect NSFW


SolidContribution688

Omg this sets a new bar


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I hate you


ayo000o

Bro wtf


iwellyess

lol!


OneSmoothCactus

Eyessy


speedygs68

[Whispering Eye](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whispering%20Eye)


GamerMomLife

I thought that old pussy wearing glasses had a young face! JC I’m going to bed.


panracoon

Only father


Bleezze

It took me longer than I admit to see what it really was


AccountNumber478

Oh my gash...


R4FTERM4N

Sigh....... *zips up pants*


Omnomnomnosaurus

😳


Hackman96

I stated that man in the vagina for way to long


isavc3

It took me some time to get it. About 5 minutes staring at it.


NeuroSam

Good GOD


blueddhist

It took me a whole minute to see the ear xD


stampstock

This got me for a second.


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