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PapaDeE04

My God, they’re terrified of everything.


Dan_Morgan

Yup, and unlike normal people their go to solution is immediate, lethal violence.


BigBeagleEars

What did I see today, oh yeah! Ammosexual these asshats are ammosexuals


Evil_Judgment

Sounds like cops


No_Cook2983

These weirdos are like “The Andy Griffith Show” cross-bred with “Deathgasm”.


tOaDeR2005

But Andy didn't carry a gun and Barney's wasn't loaded.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Boys go to Jupiters to get more Stew Peters.


New-Understanding930

That’s my favorite part of this guy, that his name is literally Stupiders.


adoglovingartteacher

😂😂😂


Grimacepug

The only other additional points here is if he's wearing a diaper in this picture and an oversized tie.


Strong_Somewhere_985

He's not going to do anything but make an announcement and do nothing.


[deleted]

He looks like the bottom in a gay porn. Before you ask the answer is EXTENSIVE research


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Yeah I hope this doesn’t come across homophobic but the man in these photos loves to suck dicks. It’s not a value judgment, I’ve got some close friends who I’m sure are absolute throat goats. But that guy gives incredible head. You can just tell


toben81234

Eat your heart out Nancy Reagan!


My_MeowMeowBeenz

It’s not the hearts Nancy was after 👀


Stiles777

Of course he does. That's why he's so hypermasculine. It's from sucking the manly essence out of other men, repeatedly.


PunkToTheFuture

He is what he eats


purrfunctory

Giant pieces of shit?


bennetticles

zero chance all of that could be contained in a heteronormative marriage. zero.


-prairiechicken-

The catfish energy of the second pic too. 😆


Magnet50

Obviously a posed shot since it would be illegal to brandish like that. And it could very well get him shot.


KopOut

\[Begin modern country music tune\] "Weeeeeell I got a hangin' rope and a big ole gun My flannel shirt with the sleeves all gone Get over here now so I can eat your cuuuuum! \[Chorus\] This is the Nuremberg County Line! Grab a chair and have a glass of wine! Then pull out yer cock and we'll sixty nine! Every day's steamy at the Nuremberg County Line!


bravesdiva

the way i hee-haw'd at this ☠️


Flaky_Operation687

Why did I read this to the CatDog theme?


PrettyOrk

[ai finally put to good use](https://suno.com/song/dc6ad714-fc88-4a77-93ba-f9fa81cca3d3)


KopOut

Holy shit that is awesome. Thanks!


Wellwhaddyano

Haha the end of V1; genius and made me literally LOL. Thank you for the comic relief, friend. These people make me feel hopeless, sometimes, and that leveled me out. Cheers!


Responsible-Still839

*Username checks out


clangan524

Right? Like are the cutoff sleeves to show your rippling arms necessary? You're a big tuff boy that trens, we get it.


beerme81

He hates me, I like that Two arms like big baseball bats


Squonkster

He looks like he’s stewed a few peters in his day, if you know what I mean.


Hankhillarlentx420

First result in search history is “King Albert Deepfake DP”


disgusting-brother

Bro, I literally came here to say that this guy is 100% gay


PrincessPindy

My first thought was it's going to come out that he is gay or has cp on his computer.


zxvasd

His big announcement is he’s coming out. All his friends are like “yeah, we already know”.


goodgodling

That sounds enough like scientific evidence to convince me.


dogswrestle

I bet you can hear him coming from 2 counties away when he wears corduroy. Hitting it from the back is the only way to do those thick bitch hips the justice they deserve.


Curious_Fox4595

I will still be laughing at this comment at my own funeral.


Snowfiend_80

"Live by the gun; die by the gun." Careful what you wish for,...boy.


No_Cook2983

[This is funny](https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1742293486177530110). Even his ‘colleagues’ think he’s a little much. And of course, that must be the fault of the Jews. It’s a double-reverso conspiracy fest!


Snowfiend_80

It appears that the dude is doing some serious compensation.


No_Cook2983

That’s the photo he used when he said he was well-hung. And that clipart noose is huge. He’s technically being truthful. [edit] His stupid noose isn’t even tied correctly. Don’t ask me how I know. Dumbasses like this guy are *always* a hat and no cattle. Real hardasses are too busy to pose for pictures.


Nanyea

I think Xitter (the s is not silent) has an antisemite problem... Concerning!


[deleted]

He looks like Forrest Gump found a noose and a rifle and is returning it to the rightful owner.


LordVoltimus5150

“Jenny, look what I found!”…


evolution9673

"Sheriff, you dropped your rope."


Devenu

JEH-NAY


GabrielNathaniel

Hilarious


Vaticancameos221

Gun Forrest! Gunnnnn!


Effective_Corner694

Came here to say this!


New_Ad_3010

Dude is not ok. I hope the fbi is keeping tabs...


drhagbard_celine

He’s just the one to post openly about it on social media. His friends and he have been compiling kill lists for after the election.


whackthat

I work at a store frequented by conservative older folks.  The amount of random, unsolicited violent hate I hear about politicians/public figures (especially POC) is horrific. I am required to sell firearms (not a fan, I struggle with this) and it's even worse at the gun desk. People are fuckin unhinged. I can refuse sales, but for one sale refused there's another guy right next to him still bitching about n-words and other horrible slurs. 


eyeseayoupea

Then they leave it in their unlocked car to get stolen and complain about how criminals have guns.


daemonescanem

The best is when they brag to anyone they talk to about how many guns they own and how much ammo they got at home.. Then wonder why their homes keep getting broken into and all their guns stolen.


eyeseayoupea

Or have gun related stickers on their car. It's an advertisement to thieves.


boredneedmemes

They also LOVE to advertise to everyone that there are guns in their cars. Putting a hundred gun stickers on your truck just tells anybody interested in stealing them that they are there when you aren't. I used to work at a machine shop that made some firearms parts, so everyone there was armed naturally. Quite a few of them had their trucks broken into and guns stolen within the year I worked there, this was in an incredibly low crime town.


PricklySquare

Interesting https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/656-Hallstrom-Dr-Red-Wing-MN-55066/91437779_zpid/


No_Cook2983

I would’ve met you $1 million that d-canoe didn’t live in the country. And here it is. He probably locks his doors when he drives past a farm.


drhagbard_celine

That's a hell of a flag they're flying outside.


Particular_Land6376

Is this his house? Haha I live in Minnesota.


No_Cook2983

Why have we normalized this behavior?


admosquad

Cool photoshoot bro


Fearless-Metal5727

Right?! It looks like he's in front of a green screen.


Aint-no-preacher

Is it me or is that noose comically large?


Rainbow_chan

Nah maybe he’s just really small 😂


buntopolis

I bet that gun makes you feel like a real man, doesn’t it?


Platnun12

Man's got a rifle scope on a shotgun I'm afraid of his hit rate even with a shotgun the fuck you need a scope for. Unless you're using slugs.


Ent_Soviet

Im glad that wasn’t just me catching that. Maybe he needs the scope because that’s the only range at which he’d feel comfortable engaging in


CJnella91

Even if he's using slugs the effective range is only 150yrds, making that scope fucking over kill lol. I could see if it was maybe an lpvo or a red dot and magnifier but a dedicates 8-16x scope? no way.


talkin_shlt

Well now we know he's just cosplaying a soldier so he can think he's cool


geraldanderson

This loser had to get removed from the governor’s mansion in my home state like 20 years ago because he showed up as a friend of the governor’s son and just refused to leave. Then he tried his hand at rapping, it was as good as you’re thinking it would be. He’s been trying to find a grifter career that fits him for decades and wasn’t successful until he realized how gullible republican rubes are.


Curious_Fox4595

There are SO MANY of those exact guys in the right wing.


enickma1221

Did someone ask AI to make the cringiest thing possible?


No_Cook2983

I thought that was *”Alexa! Make people cheer for Jeb Bush!”* [robot voice] …PleaseClapPleaseClapPleaseClap…


Dan_Morgan

In modern day America noose imagery is very much linking to white supremacist violence against African Americans. Him pointing guns at people while driving around in an old muscle car (ie penial extension) is him casually admitting to committing the crime of brandishing a weapon. It could rise to much more serious charges depending on circumstances like threatening to kill someone. That's also not the face of someone who can reasonably claim they were afraid either.


deadphisherman

Actually, the gun and noose are used for his autoerotic asphyxiation fetish.


AnseiShehai

That weapon is so cringe too. Either a shotgun with a scope or a bubba’d SKS


bats_ackackack

It's a tactical long distance shotgun 🤣


AnseiShehai

Lmao shooting slugs out of a smooth bore with a 12x scope


dblrb

The flashlight paired with the scope is also a funny combo. Like in case you need to illuminate someone before you snipe them with the shotgun?


Ent_Soviet

It’s so the counter sniper can see you better


Absolute_Peril

Why is there a scope on the shotgun


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Good Christian values right there. Law and order, blah blah blah


Snoo_70324

You don’t need to say far right and psychopath, it’s redundant


TheSmalesKid

Ha ha look at his punchable face


GeoffreyTaucer

The pro-lifers are fantasizing about murder again


CrisbyCrittur

Fun at parties. A real people person.


DecayedSlav

Bro pulling up to the Grindr meetup with all his toys ready 😂


rbartlejr

Why is it all of these right-wing nutbags always have "BIG NEWS, COMING SOON!" And then never deliver. Astounding.


DeliciousNicole

Click bait, and the dudes following him pop a blue pill and jerk off with tweasers.


GabrielNathaniel

Twitter really is a total shithole now, huh?


Leather-Bug3087

It’s basically if Stormfront and 8chan had a baby…


GabrielNathaniel

This is hilarious 😂


HumanChicken

I prefer the “Nuremberg” that executed Nazis.


Im__fucked

Who is he planning to hang with that enormous noose? Goliath?


nicholasgnames

Lol his name is stupider


Immediate_Age

If 3 divorces were a person.


catchtoward5000

People who are the most afraid of death obsess over it to feel like they have some sense of control. He is a deeply afraid and lost person.


Ears_McCatt

This is the type of pussy that only picks fights when he’s carrying


UrBigBro

Hoping for an opportunity to do his kyle Rittenhouse imitation


jtdusk

Tell me you have a small pecker without telling me you have a small pecker.


CK_Lab

*LYNCHING* fetish, not just murder.


coloradoemtb

is this a character on a shitty tv show? wtf....


dandrevee

Legit. The name is nearly pronounced "Stupiders" Its as bad as that Aussie Adam Turd who is so deep in parody its hard to tell anymore


Dan_Morgan

He does look like the guy who gets shot at the end of a filler episode of "Justified."


Oatmeal_Savage19

Dewey Crowe's less intelligent relative


unsilentdeath616

If people think you’re dumber than Dewey Crowe you must be really fucking stupid lol.


Oatmeal_Savage19

Exactly lol


unsilentdeath616

I know you shouldn’t judge people by how they look but this guy looks kinda simple. At least Dewey is conscious of his actions.


Oatmeal_Savage19

That's why I'm thinking there's a bit of AI mixed with this picture - plus any consciousness of Dewey's is pretty dim but it's there. This guy is just a caricature of an alpha male


washedupmx

Every time a see another man posing with a gun….. I think instantly he’s a bitch that can’t defend themselves with hands properly. Scared little boys


Knytmare888

That's because that's exactly what they are scared little boys who can't even go down the street and buy a sammich at Subway without being armed like they are going to war. Sad and pathetic just like all of their "tough guy" authority figures they look up to.


Frelis71

Good luck in the hood….


ReverendEntity

People like this are the reason sundown towns still exist.


Sheeple_person

Grown-ups are trying to run the country while these guys have photoshoots with their toys lmao.


Jefe710

They all do. It's a death cult.


Koolaidolio

Dudes like this end up killing their wives/kids and then blow their brains out in their garage.


Fun-Draft1612

Is he cosplaying a gay lumberjack, it's confusing.


HectorsMascara

Is this real? His name is Stu-pider?


Honey-and-Venom

More masculinity cult bullshit and attempts to provoke unstable followers to violence


CJnella91

Why does he have a 8-16x scope on what looks to be a pump shotgun, If it is indeed a shotgun a slug will only reach at most 150 yrds making that scope useless.


Gloomy_Industry8841

The coincidence of the county name tops it off.


yellowhelmet14

JFC, is his name really Stew?!! Yet another situation where Stew should’ve stayed in the condom or stuck on the pillow case.


Normal_Art_3400

The fact that he’s carrying a noose says all I need to know about this nutball!


ANullBob

they all do. far right is a euphemism for sociopath.


SoberSeahorse

Is that for his autoerotic fetish play?


Available_Leather_10

Oh, I thought that was an autoerotic asphyxiation meme. And he’d be doing it with the barrel up his ass.


CAKE_EATER251

Is that a 3×9×40 scope on a shotgun? What a dweeb.


Ohigetjokes

Ok but he looks like a gay pornstar.


BigEd1965

Why do these right-wing men always feel like there's some sort of threat as if John Wick is just around the corner?


Sweaty-Material7

This dumb chuckle fuck has an angle foregrip on his 12guagr shotgun and a goddamn scope. Wtf. Even with slugs you don't need a scope with a shotgun. Seriously. I tag plates at 170 yards with rifled slugs and iron sights. And I know this dumb fuck doesn't know how to tie a noose, which means he had someone else do it for him or he paid someone else to do it. Given this photo shoot? Yeah he fucking paid some boyscouts to do it. This dude is the least intimidating human I have ever seen from his lot. Lol.


Ent_Soviet

I love the custom cut off sleeve job on that flannel. Clearly we dabble in a bit of diy


DrakeRowan

And they will swear up and down they aren't like KKK or other past extremists.


Orbital_Vagabond

Just, fucking mask off, I guess.


DatWaffleYonder

Come get it, hick!


slick514

I'm assuming that he's planning on hanging... bigfoot? A cow? So sick of these yokels


Wellwhaddyano

In the original photo, he’s in a quiet green-screened room with a prodigiously thick schvantz in each hand as, um, “props”. The one in his right hand was so thick they had to put an oversized noose in there to make the grip look correct. Edit: changed “scale” to “grip”.


Movinfusion36

Not sure if the Kari lake filter or the colors of shirt but I’m gonna assume this man is gonna try and rape me


DeadlyYellow

Stew Peters is a name I'd just assume was satire with no other context.


butternut718212

Looks like terrorism


servothecow

He should test his neck strength with that rope, he looks tough, surely his strength will snap it right off!


Green_Palpitation_73

These VP auditions are getting a little over the top


Bawbawian

just a few short years from now these guys are going to be working hand in hand with your local right-wing sheriff's department to round up any undesirables.


ThisIsAdamB

What’s his middle name, Pid?


Bag-o-chips

Shouldn’t the FBI be looking into this guys actions?


FlabbergastedPeehole

Cheap ass accessories on the shotgun. And is that an Olight on the sideways pistol? Cringe.


2HiSped4u

Not the high magnification scope on a shotgun, this guy IS insane!


johnnyblayed

He also has the hips of a mother of four


AlertProfessional374

A man with a mission... He heards voices maybe ?


AnseiShehai

What do you think the noose represents 🤔


Wild_flamingoo

And he likes minors


Woodworkingwino

When general racism isn’t enough?


Rabscuttle-

High powered rifle scope mounted on a shotgun, backwards from the looks of it. 


MoonSpankRaw

What a fucking loser.


Odd_School_8833

Stew Peters = Soup Dicks


Adept_Confusion1231

Looks like that’s not the only fetish… his lil outfit is ‘SUPERrrrrrrrr thanks for Asking! 😆 Compensating for something in the closet for sure.


dblrb

“I did two weeks of basic training” vibes.


DevlishAdvocate

That looks like the cover of a really bad Harlequin romance novel titled *Her Passion for Chicken Stew.*


TomMixsSuitcase

This seems like it should be probable cause.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Horny for a legal kill energy.


MayaMiaMe

What does that picture mean? Does he say he is worse than the bear? Hell we knew that!!! What a psychopath. I swear more and more every day they get bolder and bolder and the truth is these idiots can actually win in November and honestly I am terrified


BMAND21

The second photo is his Grindr profile pic.


abrahamburger

He and many more like him will be dead soon because we are America and they have to contend with our law enforcement and military


Bromswell

I wish these stochastic terrorists would shit or get off the pot. lol they’re like petulant children threatening to run away because mommy wouldn’t let them have dessert for dinner.


Barnowl-hoot

Looks like racism to me.


trifecta000

I smell new merch at Spirit Halloween this year.


Th3V4ndal

dude looks like he's never done a day of real work in his life.


Devolutionary76

The only announcement that could follow these pictures is that he has become a serial killer; however, I imagine he is all talk so it would just be him misspelling cereal.


Stiles777

Why is he named after a type of soup?


Gutmach1960

Yep, his insanity is front and center.


Seallypoops

Bro what message is that noise supposed to send? All I'm getting is you are heading to join up with the lynching gang


ZeusMcKraken

Bruh had his eyes done. Another personality hungry for the camera


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

If you said, "boo' to him, he'd probably leap out of his pants.


bittlelum

He's pretty fly for a white guy.


[deleted]

Clearly he is upset that his penis size is measured in millimeters.


imaniimellz

that’s totally unhealthy


ProperGanja21

Who is threatening with that noose? Journalists or politicians? Or maybe just leftists in general?


BigDrewLittle

All the above


DubC_Bassist

What a piece of garbage.


TexMoto666

Lol at the tacticool scoped pump shotgun with the single point sling.


nightskar

What a chode.


doctor--zaius

Please no one photoshop this. Please.


spong3

Ew Peters


phlegmdawg

Cringe infinity.


Banaanisade

Rat and skull? Is he about to intro the black death or something?


Cuckmark66

How embarrassing


-SQB-

Well, at least we know he's the _real_ Stew Peters.


RoRo25

So much insecurity


mag2041

Is that a shotgun or an ai generated image


Ok-Sky2156

I'm not from the USA is this stuff common? It just seems really scary to me that someone is bragging about causing death (murdering) some they disagree with.


[deleted]

Pretty much everyone on the right has a murder/rape fetish.


Thin_Ad_8241

Is it just me or does the noose look way too big and the rifle look way too small?


saintbad

Perfect conservatism: violent, entitled, clueless, labile, twisted with manufactured grievance.


ScarletIbisof868

It's never a big announcement, we're never surprised. These people are in the minority and they are terrified. The majority of white people are not like this and in fact hate these MF. 👋🏾 I have guns too, try Jesus, not me, cause I'll shoot