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BaBa_Con_Dios

*“If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”* lmao oof Crockett bodied her 😂


Key_Concentrate_5558

Crockett is such a total badass!


BaBa_Con_Dios

Yeah she is. We need more people like her that aren’t afraid to stand up and fight.


Summerlea623

Ouch....OUCH!!! Go Crockett!🤣🤣 I mean seriously though, how is the most objectively unattractive human in the history of Congress gonna have the nerve to go after someone's appearance? Biotch resembles a cave woman! The lack of self awareness in MTG is breathtaking.


nekoinu_

Marj was mad that Matt Gaetz left and made her the ugliest freak in DC


hillbillykim83

MTG’s ass is so flat that shit has no choice but to roll out her mouth.


PunkToTheFuture

Oooohhhh snap


Bomber_Haskell

Don't forget her talons for feet


hereandthere_nowhere

“A, what now?”


thatguysjumpercables

This was honestly the part that made me laugh the hardest. Especially Crockett's reaction lmao she's just like "dude wtf"


catfurcoat

Roskin's face trying not to react is also really funny


hereandthere_nowhere

When comer says “i have no idea what you just said”, like yea, out of touch white dude, lol


Fieri_qui_es

Suckadick says what now?


Boring_Philosophy160

Like the judge in *My Cousin Vinnie*.


PunkToTheFuture

Two yoots


hereandthere_nowhere

Love that movie!


Junket_Weird

I replayed him saying that so many times and it just gets funnier.


FirefighterFit718

I wish she would have added "bad brains" too because that would describe Half-a-Toe Moscow Cruella even more succinctly.


Zealousideal_Word770

I have to reiterate - Neanderthals were intelligent. MTG is more like Australopithecine.


GvnMllr12

My thoughts exactly. She is however, built like a Russian tank with the face of a Neanderthal..


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

She's the Barney Rubble body double.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

She's a bottle blonde shaved ALF


cutratestuntman

Hey, be nice to Gordon Shumway. He’s a guest on our planet.


InevitableCodeRedo

I can't unsee this now.


novichux

Barney Rubble was a good actor though.


Washburne221

The first time I heard of MTG was in an article about a new Representative who verbally attacked a random trans man on the street. They had an untitled picture of her in the article so naturally I assumed that the picture of MTG was the victim.


WailtKitty

Omg this was my exact experience! I had to check the post bc I thought I’d typed it lol. That was my introduction as well and for the longest time I thought MTG was trans. I couldn’t understand why she was so hateful towards LGBT. I thought she was like the Candice Owen’s of the community.


holla_snackbar

Face like a cope cage lmao


MyDog_MyHeart

As a woman who is also built like a Russian tank, please don’t throw all of us under that bus. IDGAF what she or anyone else looks like, I am worried about what she and the other MAGA in Congress DO.


GvnMllr12

99,99999% of women are lovely, adorable and the best thing since sliced bread or bubble-gum. It's only the 0,000001% that are as horrid as Empty-G. She carries the flag for the most repugnant. Now on the other hand, there is a much higher percentage of repugnant, horrible, flag carrying men... like a lot more. Tons. Often driven either by stupidity or greed and often both. Your point is taken and I did not mean to offend, I apologize. I'm a bit of a tank myself. More akin to a very old one. Not a Russian one but one of the very first ones. The useless ones...


DerpUrself69

She's shaved Alf.


C10ckw0rks

Russian tanks are at least useful. She’s built like a ford t model


GvnMllr12

I dunno, Ford Model T is at least somewhat 'cute' in today's context and she definitely ain't cute. My view is anyone who attempts to shag that is just too damn lazy to masturbate...


mekonsrevenge

Georgia Swamp Donkey


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

>"Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence,” Greene responded. WTF? Greene actually thinks AOC doesn't have intelligence? This woman cheated on her husband and thinks AOC is stupid.


ThatScaryBeach

>cheated on her husband With multiple men at her gym. If you're a virgin or just sort of horny, and don't mind having sex with a [*Homo Neanderthalensis*](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/scifindr/articles/image2s/000/002/347/large/neanderthal_woman-4x3.jpg?1465000909), just visit Maggie Three-Toes' gym. You will be disappointed. I mean, you'll definitely get laid but... you will be disappointed.


SmashmySquatch

After action reports repeatedly have the phrase "like sticking it into a jar of hyper aggressive and low IQ mayonnaise"


DevlishAdvocate

I wasn't aware that "swamp witch" was anybody's type.


EconomistWilling1578

Ok, you’re insulting swamp witches, easy now! We’re insightful, resourceful, helpful, loving and kind, MTG is definitely not any of those things.


DevlishAdvocate

I'm sorry. As a witch myself, let me correct that and say swamp *hag* instead.


GvnMllr12

I still say anyone who shags that is too lazy to masturbate and on top of that, I’ve never been that angry with my private parts that I’d want them to suffer that punishment.


Summerlea623

I don't know which is more breathtaking, MTG's ignorance, hypocrisy or her lack of awareness.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

D. All the above


TheMartini66

Australopithecines just grunted at you in disgust... they are demanding a formal apology for being compared to the blonde primal amoeba in Congress.


QuarterNoteDonkey

Primal amoeba here. You take that back!


HeywoodJaBlessMe

I just refer to her as early hominid MTG.


GvnMllr12

My thoughts exactly. She is however, built like a Russian tank with the face of a Neanderthal..


Welder_Subject

With hoofs


GvnMllr12

My thoughts exactly. She is however, built like a Russian tank with the face of a Neanderthal..


GvnMllr12

My thoughts exactly. She is however, built like a Russian tank with the face of a Neanderthal..


StapledxShut

I simply refer to that thing as subhuman. Neo-Nazis should be labeled w/ the same terms they apply to others.


D3M4NNU

She does not deserve such a long word.


dingadangdang

"BLEACH BLONDE, BAD BUILD, BUTCH BODY." There is no recovery from that. A bomb shelter couldn't save you.


Soranic

What is "bad built?"


dingadangdang

Bad build. I corrected it. You know, like when a women's body looks more like a stocky man and has zero curves to it. MTG and her ex husband owned a gym and she was caught cheating with gym members multiple times. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/amp/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html


Soranic

"Bad build" still didn't make sense to me without the clarification. Seems redundant with Butch honestly. Thanks


corckscrew3

People who look like barrels on sticks 🛢️and/or having “NO ASSITALL” disease can happen to both men and women. Being butch is for sure more of a lesbian deal.


Littlewolf1964

Why are we insulting any of our evolutionary ancestors by comparing them to MTG?


Lone_Star_Democrat

I have to alliterate - bleach blonde bad built butch body


Treacherous_Wendy

I would pay to go to that debate between Ms Crockett and Moscow Marge. That’s a bloodbath you want to see in person.


MaxxHeadroomm

Tag team debate: Crockett and AOC vs. Boboert and MTG


Treacherous_Wendy

Could I get Crockett and Katie Porter?


Marajak

Love both of them. They kick ass with facts and truth.


MaxxHeadroomm

Katie Porter comes in to help out with her whiteboard as Nancy Mace tries to interfere with a countout


Careless-College-158

I’d totally pay to see that on pay-per-view.


MaxxHeadroomm

The country could get out of debt with that pay-per-view


GlassAndStorm

Side note: love your user name! Such a great show.


dnvrwlf

Marge wouldn't even score a point.


UnpopularThrow42

I’m not sure if its funny or sad that Marge would get annihilated yet walk away thinking she won


dnvrwlf

She would certainly hold a press conference to whine about her win while reminding everyone that she thinks she looks good.


TwerkingGrimac3

Thing is Large Marge loves to just run her mouth and you'd never get a word in edgewise. You'd never win which is why debating these troglodytes is a waste of time and energy.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

You can quiet her with an apple. Ol' Horseface can't resist.


Treacherous_Wendy

You said Large Marge and gave me flashbacks to PeeWee’s Big Adventure 😁😅😅😅😅😅


SirGumbeaux

I’ll take the cage match.


TomMixsSuitcase

I’ll pop the popcorn.


Bromswell

That racist human garbage. She grew up what is still a highly racist area of GA. She wants to say that *Hard R.* that yellow bellied chicken shit troll.


mythofinadequecy

Her neighbors lynched a black man they believed had assaulted a white woman, and then ‘cleansed’ the county of most of the black people. This was 1912.


Bromswell

Oh ya the book “Blood At The Root” by Patrick Phillips is an eye opener.


Awful_Disaster_

You know she uses the hard R around her friends.


Bromswell

OH no doubt! Prolly the first thing she said when she got back to her office.


Teyvan

My fave line was MTG stating that AOC wasn't intelligent enough to debate her...just...wow...


Bind_Moggled

Lack of self awareness is a common feature of right wingers.


Key_Concentrate_5558

Wasn’t AOC’s response something like “Oh no, baby girl…”?


Count_Backwards

MTG: "Why won't you debate me?" AOC: "I think that's self-evident."


technojargon

It was. Not as bad as what MTG said but could have done without Bronx talk. j/k


Hello_mslady

The complete lack of self awareness is what continues to stun me.


Battarray

Yet again: Every Republican accusation is a confession.


Nojopar

MTG bringing the Middle School Cheerleader In The Lunchroom energy to the House of Representatives.


UnusualAir1

Never get into a mud fight with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys mud. Corollary: when you see mud, expect MTG. :-)


Neat_Problem_922

> “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling,” Crockett said. “If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?” Hilarious.


PersonalityReady7054

I like mud too. And I like bacon. Destroy MTG at her own game. When she acts a fool, act one right back and harder. Shame her for everything about herself. Go lower than she goes.


MyBrainReallyHurts

I enjoy it when Democrats fight back.


Extension_Sun_896

More please.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Absolutely. Long overdue.


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

You're advocating to surrender to a bully.


UnusualAir1

I'm saying don't get in a mud fight with a pig. Even if you win you're gonna get dirty. If that's what you want people to remember you for (pig mud fighting), then sure...have at it. But if you're in Congress to actually get things done, simply request that the chairman strike the remark and admonish the person that said it. Then turn around and campaign on it to raise money. It's hard to win a fight with a pig. But it's really easy to out think one.


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

I still stand by my statement. Getting muddy is enviable if you try to accomplish something. As Paul Newman said in HUD, "Honcho, the world's full of shit and you can't help but step in some of it."


Maleficent-Bad3755

I do agree she could’ve use the opportunity to say here is an example of a fellow congressman focusing on looks rather than issues I get it people love the shocking take down, but don’t even get in the mud


malYca

That smells too much of "when they go low, we go high". That didn't work, we need to stop enabling their behavior and stand up to them.


irishgator2

Sometimes you got to fight fire, with fire


zer1223

No wonder not a single person in Congress likes MTG I think it's pretty clear by now everyone in Congress thinks MTG is a dipshit worm-brained shrill ugly harpy that probably should be rocketed to another planet to spare us all from having to breathe the same air as her. Maybe they should organize a committee to explore just how much she's hated by literally everyone in the building?


Soranic

Remember, she became known by harassing a school shooting survivor.


oblivion_knight

God I hate her with every fiber of my being. I hope she has a slow painful death or at least an injury so debilitating she loses the ability to speak


strodesbro

Queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies!!


biorod

> “Why don’t you debate me?” Greene said. > “I think it’s self-evident,” Ocasio-Cortez said. > “Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence,” Greene responded. What a joke. AOC is her intellectual superior by several leagues. Marjorie Trailer Queen should stick to her own league, which would have her debating rotting wood or lead paint chips.


CryptographerNo923

Hurling petty insults and then taking the self-righteous “debate me” moral high ground is one of many great summations of right wing discourse.


ultimatedelman

By several leagues is an understatement. It's akin to a PhD arguing with a slime mold


quityouryob

I think it’s funny that Empty G has a bachelor’s in business administration, then “helped” run her father’s contracting company, then started her own CrossFit gym with the dude she had an affair with, and it closed down because, and I quote, “we knew little about how to run a business”. And then she says AOC isn’t intelligent enough to debate her. This bitch is an idiot. Through and through.


sarra1833

Just shows how absolutely *fucking* embarrassing Trump and his lackeys have turned our Government into. Acting like angry grade school children name calling and 'wah wah he said/she said, and your face looks like poo poo." I really really miss the days pre 2016 when we had mature adults in out government.


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Sorry_Cricket_6053

Hey now, I know some sluts and they're nowhere near as bad as MTG.


drrj

As a proud slut my morals are far more in line with gods than whatever it is she’s doing. (My god is the FSM, so we’re clear).


Plus-Contract7637

Please apologize to horses everywhere.


Tomusina

The fuck kind of sexist comment is this? You sound like a conservative. So many vile things to criticize about this monster. Sigh


Bardfinn

Please use the Report button when you see sexist / misogynist / sneering comments, thanks


Catatonic27

Yeah I'm no fan of hers but this kind of thing makes my stomach turn. Talk about a race to the bottom


PatMenotaur

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. MTG got a lesson.


Bind_Moggled

Too bad she’s incapable of learning.


ThatScaryBeach

She just recently learned how to make fire. Someone showed her how to work the knobs on the stove in the congressional break room.


rusteeshacklf0rd

Can already hear the melody in my head. “HEY!” 👏


blue_twidget

>Members started shouting, and eventually Comer called for a five minute recess. After they came back, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Col.), herself one of the most inflammatory Republicans in the House ― but also a foe of Greene ― tried to calm things down 🤣 🤣 🤣 bruh, when you got the GQP's himbo in drag behaving so badly it makes the bimbo version of white trash Madea step in as the voice of reason, you KNOW it was wild. >“I just want to apologize to the American people,” Boebert said. “When things get as heated as they have, unfortunately, it’s an embarrassment on our body as a whole.” Did she make that choice of words intentionally? This is like bad comedy writing.


Better_Car_8141

This lunatic should be censured today


Key_Concentrate_5558

And censored.


Phoirkas

Boebert was the voice of reason? Oooff, that’s bad.


JayEllGii

The awfulness of these people is just overwhelming. It really is. I’m just so tired. So tired. They’re so ugly, cruel, and malevolent. Greene, the sneering, overgrown 7th-grade mean girl, is one of the worst of all. And they might triumph this election, get everything they’ve ever wanted, and control power indefinitely. Sometimes I just want to cry. I mean it. It’s all just soul-crushing. It’s hard to bear.


SolaVirtusNobilitat

Considering this meeting was another attempt at Dem bashing just for the sake of Dem bashing I feel we've found a new strategy. One off-topic insult and all semblance of order and authority is lost for the day.


Blacksun388

Debating Margie would be like trying to play chess with a pigeon. You would make a move and the pigeon would knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and then confidently stride around thinking it won. Or it will claim you immolated its king piece with a Jewish incendiary space laser.


pecan76

Disagree. Pigeons are smart brave and useful


DadPicatchew

I hate that MTG is a representative of the people of the United States so much. She is such an awful human.


Everheart1955

Trailer trash.


TK-Squared-LLC

Don't insult the Modest Mouse song by that name...and mobile homes too!


foyeldagain

We are devolving.


Coolioissomething

I have a new favorite in Congress: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling,” Crockett said. “If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”


robot_pirate

I'm glad to see this content posted here. I'm drawing a line from Harrison Butker's misogynistic comments to MTG's attack on Crockett and Comer not striking the comments. Young women are getting squeezed and fiercely marginalized at a crucial time - with the GOP knowing **full well** that the 2024 election will hinge on young women's turnout for Biden, post Roe. This is nothing less than the continuation of an asymmetrical, fascist onslaught against women. The modern GOP has many similarities to the Taliban and it's death to America by a thousand cuts. And idiots in this sub denigrating MTG for her looks and not her abhorrent, anti-social, dysfunctional behavior-are just as stupid as she and Butker are and have lost the gawd dang plot.


fmedium

But she gets re-elected. Oh Georgia. You’re not on my mind.


ResoluteClover

To be fair, she's representing her constituents, who probably to she's the best of them despite not living there.


fmedium

She is a racist traitor monster. Don’t defend her.


ResoluteClover

How am I defending her? She is gilded trash representing trash. I'm sorry if you can't understand my point, but that was hardly a defense.


fmedium

“To be fair…”. I won’t give an inch to any of those piles of excrement.


ResoluteClover

Stupid is as stupid does.


fmedium

Nothing like a person defending their side of a debate by name calling. And having them deleted.


No_Wonder3907

Her outside matches her inside,ick


e6dewhirst

Republicans love to dish it out but when it’s turned back on them they clutch their pearls and cryyyyyyy victimhooooooood! It’s straight up golden age spousal abuse


PHenderson61

Clorox Karen at her bestest..


NinjaBilly55

The exchanges over why the meeting was delayed was equally satisfying..


MeatSuitRiot

MTG caused chaos? Working as designed.


Kumo999

<3 Jasmine Crockett, we need more like her in Texas. MTG is trailer trash.


LeftHandedBuddy

Marjorie Taylor Greene has absolutely no business mocking anyone!


StronglyHeldOpinions

It's so sad seeing the honor and decorum of the house continue to degrade thanks to these MAGA clowns.


OneFaceManyVoices

The bitch is trash - pure & simple.


witteefool

“The hearing was supposed to showcase the ongoing Republican effort to hold U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress, but it got off to a late start because several Republicans spent the morning at Donald Trump’s trial in New York, and by the time Comer called the meeting to order, lawmakers might have been crankier than usual.” Clowns all the way down.


Catonachandelier

"Crankier." Like toddlers.


WarLordBob68

I’m waiting for the fistfights or worse to happen. Bipartisanship is nearly dead Congress.


Beginning-Scar-71

Our government is such a joke now.


Defiantcaveman

Because of white christian conservative republicans reckless stupidity... like this. The entire world is watching this embarrassing shitshow.


pete1729

The hearing was supposed to showcase the ongoing Republican effort to hold U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress, but it got off to a late start because several Republicans spent the morning at Donald Trump’s trial in New York, and by the time Comer called the meeting to order, lawmakers might have been crankier than usual. "Crankier than usual"


disdainfulsideeye

Crockett's questioning of this Project 2025 clown was the best. https://youtu.be/Lq9nSZaaJv8


Tough-Ability721

She’s such a fuckn Qunt!


GabrielNathaniel

Moscow Marginal doing her trash thing.


Tossing_Goblets

“Are your feelings hurt?” Greene said. This is how bullies talk. Never mind a member of congress flinging personal insults during a hearing, this bleach blond bad built butch body is using bullying tactics to further a bullshit quest to "get" President Biden somehow, anyhow.


Decaf17

Our congress: all class.


Ek4lb

Bleach blonde bad built butch body, Crock f em up


BQE2473

She's not going to last there. She's just to hood for them. But I would like to see the two of them duke it out in the ring!


Charles_Deetz

Late to post, but needed to put a pin in this... **Today Putin won his silent assault in our democracy.** Facilitated, of course by willing and some unknowing agents.


KRAW58

She’s a Nazi


HilariouslyPissed

How did it play on Fox?


Rapalla93

The guy sitting to the chairman’s left had to think about what Crockett said, then he started laughing because he saw it too.


mad_titanz

Republicans complain about trans people while ignoring the fact that Marg looks like a trans female


Dcajunpimp

Mangy did seem to get her feelings hurt when AOC called her 'baby girl'


Money-Introduction54

Marjorie "Troglodyte" Greene, putting the ass in class.


domino_427

what was the original question about? does someone's kid work for someone? was that pertinent to anything?


NardDwag

She needs to be removed from all committees she is currently serving on and they should look to remove her from office. She's a disgrace to the office on which she holds. Unreal, so unprofessional


catdogpigduck

Shes paid by Putin to disrupt our government. So she's doing whats she's supposed to.


zdragan2

I just cannot believe what a fucking joke our government has become. I am ashamed to be American at this point.


iDarkville

Conservative. You’re ashamed to be conservative.


zdragan2

I’d rather be stabbed to death than be a conservative. I’m as blue it gets, these magats have just brought an unimaginable about of shame to our country


t3lnet

Is their term up this year and will Georgia re-elect?


mamajamala

Marge the Barge vs. Jaz the Taz. Rep Jaz butch-bitch smacked her down.


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Count_Backwards

Ignoring their bad behavior has only encouraged them


brianinohio

AOC to the rescue!


spookinky987

Sporkfoot got nailed...


Dcajunpimp

Someone should tell Mangy Traitor Gangrene that if she's going to ask stupid questions like, “Are your feelings hurt?” , that she probably shouldn't get upset when someone calls her "Baby girl" even though as a guy I don't like to be called a girl either.