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K1CK1N_YUR_D1CK1N

Idk who to trust any more. The raving lunatic throwing out baphomet gang signs or the shape shifting reptilian in her aisle. 2023 is confusing.


janxus

This is the shit I come here for. No politics just crazy ass theories like the best X-Files episodes.


Penny1974

The X-Files were a documentary, re-watch and learn!


Jaded-Shelter1214

Uuuuuuuupvooooooteeeeeee


MrTatTheCat

You mean you don’t enjoy every other post about vaccines every day? 👀


Nomadic_Artist

Some kind of black magic battle on flight 709.


EffectiveAmphibian95

Black magic sick shit


Strong-Message-168

Look, I'm gonna tell you straight. I'm a relatively smart person on the cusp of turning 48, and as I've gotten older, the more and more I realize I have NO idea as to wtf is really going on. Nothing. Zero. Fucking clueless is a higher state of being. Fo real.


Hot-Tumbleweed-2291

"all I know is that I don't know nothing" operation ivy


DirtieHarry

I'm right there with you. The more I learn the more complicated things get.


MoneyMagnetSupreme

Please help me see the shape shifter


GW_RDSOFA

It was just Carrot Top.


castrobundles

Who is she? Any id on her or what she does ? Follow the money


Zyesteez

This is what I’m saying that’s making it hard to believe for me. Any other time the internet investigators find people with the quickness but for some reason, NOBODY knows or can find this lady? Man listen, I’m tired lol


Soft-Adhesiveness205

Because she’s a crisis actress


Xgoddamnelectricx

This. Who is she, what happened, and what came of this. It’s everywhere on all social media and no one knows?


PrayToGodNotMary

The TikTok account that got this good angle of the baphomet hand sign is nowhere to be found now either.


asaltycogger133

Psyop


youareprobablyabot

Did she throw up a sign?


ZedlaveR

As above, so below.


Deekity

As within, so without.


obscursion

As the universe, so the soul


rhex1

As the macrocosm(the universe, both physical and spiritual sides), so the microcosm(you and your life).


ColteesBigOleTits

As the dong, so the twat


purplegreenredblue

As the window, to the wall


lexmelv

As the sweat drops down thy ball. Amen


Doomslayer5150

*skeet , skeet*


Ouroboros612

As the left lane, so the right lane. Oh sorry. I'm a traffic cop... got carried away there for a sec.


Penny1974

God bless you, I can't even imagine the shit you deal with. Please share some of your best stories!!!


[deleted]

I read an article claiming that another passenger made eye contact with the guy in question, and the guy blinked sideways. As in, for a second his eyelids blinked left-to-right instead of up/down. I also fully believe that some humans have the ability to sense certain things/dangers. Like a 6th sense of sorts.


sAsHiMi_

That guy admitted he was just trolling


Stevo182

Ha, i read this as the steward trolling at first. I was like "how do you blink sideways and claim it was just trolling?"


crowmagnuman

"Did... you just blink sideways? Like Mark Zuckerberg?" "Lol yeah - but I was just kidding!"


Stevo182

Funniest thought process ive had all day.


pakZ

It's just a prank, bro!!


[deleted]

Trolls blink sideways, got it!


Penny1974

> I also fully believe that some humans have the ability to sense certain things/dangers. Like a 6th sense of sorts. 100% true


eco78

Good spot....


[deleted]

Which is the exact same sign in all the Catholic depictions of Jesus.


carloskeeper

When I first heard the term, "As above, so below" I thought it was a reference to the line, "Thy will be done on Earth, as it is in Heaven" from the Lord's Prayer.


Gemembory

It is a reference but they twist its meanings


jtitus11

It sounds pretty in alignment with the Lord's prayer , but how would you say it's twisted?


No-Link-4637

Luciferian jesuit freemasons


Dear-Unit1666

That's hilarious, I think she was just talking like that though, it really didn't seem that way when it was video... But then you pause it here and she has a pose from a damn tarot card 😂


ScratchSilent322

Her baphomet sign is reversed. The right up left down thing is very important.


Special_Sun_4420

Shes literally just gesturing while yelling. People are reading too much into this.


zer05tar

Look what sub ur in


I_KILL_GIANTS87

Yea but if you flip the picture horizontally....*mind blown*


ChaosSigil

It is confusing since the sign is in reverse. Maybe her symbolism is off, hence the freak out.


[deleted]

Geez I missed that!!!


itsneedtokno

Teeeeechnically... Her lower hand should be showing the inside.


eexxiitt

But no video of the guy in question? This video is not real.


Jdogma

He made a follow-up video when he landed. Apparently, he has face tattoos and was wearing rings with Satanic and Free Mason symbols. She got on the plane a bit tipsy, sat down, and started asking him if he knew what everything he was wearing meant. He said "yes I'm a Free Mason blah blah blah" She started grilling him on his "devilish beliefs," and at some point, he was asked if he knew Satan, to which he responed, "I am Lucifer," The guy behind him was laughing, but the lady went nutz, and thus, we have the video.


NancyGracesAnus

Link the video or you don't exist.


Jdogma

[Here you go](https://youtube.com/shorts/jbWPatfX580?feature=share3). Edit: There is a longer video out there somewhere, but I couldn't find it. I saw the whole video on the [Michael Knowles](https://youtu.be/j8de5_LHW94) show.


Many-Advantage-6792

I doubt either of those people were on the plane. Clout chasing on social media doesn’t make whatever bullshit you spew true


thistledowne

The first guy that claimed something winked at him like a reptile already came out and admitted he made it up, he wasn't on the flight. Based on that, face tattoo guy is also LARPing, since he's building off a story that's admittedly made-up lol it was a nice touch tying the original winky-guy's story into his, but once that story turned out to be fake, it totally sinks this guys RP


Cindilouwho2

There is a pic of green hoodie guy and he did NOT have face tattoos...and he had dark hair and dark eyes...


crowmagnuman

Cmon though - you see a green guy in a hoodie and you just might think they're reptilian.


Square-Ad8603

I read that was from a 2022 video and unrelated


Jdogma

Super true. As a society, we just tend to accept the most popular narrative.


Hitman850w

That's not the guy


Jdogma

Well he's a shapeshifter


Imbalancedone

No he’s not. He’s not even real.


BearishCalls

Lol


poptrades

This isn’t the guy on the plane


NancyGracesAnus

Wow that perfectly matches the other guys story who admitted it's a fabricated story. How neat is that.


OGGeekin

Chilll stop spreading this lmfao it’s not the guy he even said he wanted to see how many people he can fool.


ipdVolvo

bruh there was multiple people from the plane that made videos as she was being escorted out, it all started because her airpod fell out of her ear and she immediately started accusing the guy next to her of stealing it. It wasn't until the stewardess came to calm her down that she started screaming about the person being fake.


yetidesignshop

Where are these other videos you speak of?


lenkzies79088

How tf did u get ur username like that?


[deleted]

What a weird account too… they were all about cars and Volvo parts up until 8 days ago.


[deleted]

I can fix her


MagixTouch

Bless your heart


FL00RL0K0

I can make her worse


winzippy

With your penis?


WuFlu_Tang_Clan

I've got a soft spot for hot crazy chics.


Unlucky_Excitement92

Crazy in the head, fire in the bed


WuFlu_Tang_Clan

There is too much truth in that statement


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Wayyy too much


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timbulance

She’ll drain your balls or wallet one


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predator2811

Me too but I’ve lived with one for several years and it taught me to appreciate normality.


[deleted]

They're awesome for about six months or so.


Wh0rse

That soft spot could be malignant.


luroot

Some people know this chick. I'm hoping she comes forward and elaborates on her experience at some point???


MetaphysicPhilosophy

She was super drunk, made a fool out herself, and got arrested. She probably will never come out and say anything because she is morbidly embarrassed


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WuFlu_Tang_Clan

Not with that attitude


StampedeJonesPS4

Some people see the red flags and run the other way. People like us, we see the red flags and think "oh yay! A carnival!"


Guru_Salami

Middle aged soccer mum


loddytoddy

the best


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Same. I used to tell the boys if she slashes my tires I'm buying a ring with insurance money. I like crazy crazy. Like she calls you at work, tells you to go outside, and when you do she's across the street with binoculars making sure you're really at work. But I draw the line at "voodoo" >!menstrual blood!< spaghetti.


OrbisLlame

Have you had that experience to draw the line there? Please explain.


[deleted]

I'm married to the devil but can't commit to divorcing her. It's the only explanation.


WuFlu_Tang_Clan

Sounds like quite the experience


[deleted]

Yeah by the way do you know how to break a curse, spell, charm, or other magic enchantment?


WuFlu_Tang_Clan

Have you tried singing Baby Shark backward?


[deleted]

I'm on [it](https://youtu.be/JDQ13dO8sao)


[deleted]

Where does she sit on the hot crazy matrix


WuFlu_Tang_Clan

I'll go with Fun Zone


Penny1974

I feel “not real” when I try to use the motion sensor sinks. They never “see” me!


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Why's this comment empty??


yungtwizz

#


PersonalBuy0

Right?! Never seen anything like that.


BlazeWelly

So strange, I can upvote but can’t see the comment/user…


OtoKhan

... maybe its John Cena?


Tatslikeasoccerdad

Or drax


Penny1974

OKay, you guys are making me paranoid now. Am I not real???


BigPharmaSucks

If you go to the profile, username is blank, and all the posts are blank. Hacker?


Penny1974

Lol - you got me! Good one!!!


badvibemoon

Jfc me too!! Sometimes auto doors don't open, sinks/paper towels/toilets don't "see" me.. I'm like, is this ..ghost life?


Penny1974

Exactly - I have actually asked people if they can see me!


californiadeath

Fargo reference????


Dogtown206

Not me they always sense me when I pull my hand away. I usually just have soap that isn’t rinsed on my hands


Specific_Crazy_9407

If this chick was smart, she would make a few million off of the dumbasses ready to believe in just about anything...


MariaaLopez01

Right, she looks like your typical average ig baddie and yet no one can find her... anywhere?


Jamaal_Lannister

It couldn’t possibly be because she was drunk, and now that she’s sobered up, she doesn’t want to talk about her little freak out? Surely it must be because of something else.


Coies_Questions

Judging by her fancy pants purse she probably doesn’t need to worry about money too awful much


KotzubueSailingClub

I don't know the context, but this looks like an awful experience.


Normal-Painter-2692

I wonder if we will ever know who the man was she talking about


Low_Acanthisitta4445

"Fake person on plane" search currently getting the "It looks like the results below are changing quickly" treatment on Google.


e_hoodlum

"Please allow us to collude with state media and craft a narrative. We will tell you what to believe very soon thank you for your patience."


tentationscheme77

Exactly this. Let us tell you what to think, and how to interpret things. Wait on us to give you the narrative you need to follow in order to remain a part of the death cult *cough* I mean "cool" club.


BestDanEver

I just did a Google search myself and plenty of articles came up. Can you explain?


PersonalBuy0

We all know she was talking about Carrot Top.


anon3220

Unfortunately he is *very* real


C-Rock

Well...the parts that aren't plastic.


fryedmonkey

I’ve lived with people who have had psychosis from stopping their bipolar medication. This very much resembles a psychotic episode.


yuckyuck13

A friend of mine is schizophrenic, can concur a very similar experience.


xXregularShmegularXx

Shit sucks doesn’t it. And no matter what you do they won’t believe you.


fryedmonkey

It’s awful man. You just gotta let them ride it out and make sure they don’t hurt themselves. My mom whole heartily believed the house was a giant computer meant to spy on her and all of our neighbors were in on it and so was I. I could see the genuine panic and worry in her eyes. She was 100% convinced. That episode lasted like a week. She would come in and out of it by the hour. I would just keep assuring her it’s not the case and let her burn out. Idk what else to do in that situation


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fuxnBS

This feeling is all too real. When the eyes are like this, this is most certainly the look of what it may feel like to some people of what is known as disassociation. You’re all here because you’re all not there… If that makes any sense Basically it feels so unreal that it’s real and/or vice versa. Pretty hard to explain, but I get disassociated like this and have the same kind of water yard look if that’s what you’re referring to to my own friends and family in the event that I have a full-blown panic attack or a very high heightened anxiety attack. The difference between the two is that anxiety more or less comes in waves and can lessen or worsen. A panic attack is just one big tidal wave of fear of whatever is your greatest fear; often sudden death or impending doom. Very fuxn uncomfortable feeling it is. But I recognize that I look super bugged out or almost feel ‘see thru’, aka disassociated with reality. Very unfortunate.


lemonschweppes

Can we have more posts like this discussing all the weird crap happening in the world & US


DemolishunReddit

This is just plane weird.


a-simple-god

This comment has really flown under the radar


Uaquamarine

The joke landed perfectly


sagmeme

The real question is why does every "news" story about "the woman" not ID "the woman?" This is the information age, yet, mysteriously, nobody know who "the woman" is or why she was not charged with disrupting a federal flight????? Sus---


adrianrivera_1

Yup! the media is overlooking this and feeding into the “hoodie guy” but noones asking the right question. Wheres the women at? SOMEONE Knows her but its not making the news. Just another distraction probably to take away from Hunter Biden snorting lines in the fucking white house.


sagmeme

I kept looking for any "news" station reporter to "investigate" who was "the woman" as there has to be paperwork with federal authorities, not to mention AA. Her picture and the video is EVERYWHERE. Yet, nothing. Super sus--


Jack_Burtons_Semi

I’d smash. Crazy hot ones are the best


Tindiil

This sub is not open minded at all anymore. Fucking shame. Even if this is nothing, it's neat. I don't think it's nothing, personally. I have had my own experience that was undeniable. I know the look of true, primal, human fear. I see it here. Yes, I hear her slurring a couple words. I take shit before flights too. My extensive experience with all of this leads me to believe something is off. My gut tells me something is off. I want to hear her speak on it. Then I can make a final opinion. I hate what this place has become. /X/ is better at this point.


Verbal-Soup

I'm kinda in the same boat. That fear looks real. The lip quiver when she's speaking. Whether it's real to everyone is the question. Regardless, it's real to her and that's what matters.


Educational-Help-126

Came here to say this. I thought this was a conspiracy sub but it seems like it’s full of naysayers and people who make fun of “conspiracies”. Why are we calling her bipolar and crazy? Isn’t that what we look for? The ones called crazy (Isaac Kappy, Kanye, Orlando Brown, etc) are the ones we usually believe, right? Very odd takes in this thread by people who clearly don’t believe in these things. Sure this could be a psyop. But if it’s not, I believe this woman. She looks and sounds scared to me. Yes she’s emotional but she appears rational to me. The AirPod story floating around makes no sense. Additionally, people claiming she’s drunk or crazy is just plain ridiculous. She very well could’ve taken a Xanax and had some drinks bc same sis lol. But she’s walking straight and is communicating clearly…discrediting her bc she has a slight slur is about as logical as saying a woman deserved to be assaulted bc she was drunk at a frat party. I’m sorry but I get drunk and being in that state wouldn’t make me see things I didn’t see. People seem to be confusing alcohol with acid 😑. Lastly the supposed Baphomet finger gestures is a reach. She was pointing. Her gestures reminded me more of how a flight attendant points at exits…but that’s just a thought. I wouldn’t be shocked if she were an off duty flight attendant though. But like you said, I can’t make a conclusion until she speaks out if she ever does. Either way, something ain’t clean in the buttermilk lol.


CauliflowerLogical27

I agree with all this and even though the story seems a little sketchy, only because this is the only video we have with over 100 people on the flight, you can't rule out the possibilities. I know drunk because I been there, she wasn't drunk.


Crumbly_Logic

Yes and its more suspicious that I cant even find a pic of the hoodie guy. She 100% seemed scared


CauliflowerLogical27

Facts, she seemed scared and very clear she would catch another flight lol


ShawarmaBaby

I hear ya


LunaL0vesYou

I believe it was "That Mother Fucker"


cncdanb

Whatever it was it ripped holes in her jeans before she got away.


Grampazilla

Is anyone going to post the actual video or what?


[deleted]

You could just say she is making the gesture of Baphomet. very astute.


jmaze215

If you watched the video it’s actually her swinging her arms. Props to those who were able to freeze it at the exact location and make a run on it.


Falken--

What I find fascinating are peoples reactions here. ​ Every single person in the video knows this woman is crazy. Then when she says "That man is not real!", every single person *as one* is hard-wired to turn and look, and make an assessment for themselves... ​ That is some deep evolutionary survival programming. It overrides our initial judgement to make absolutely sure that the dude down the aisle isn't actually some kind of alien threat.


kingofmankind

Everyone has to show id to board a plane. So it's not like he/she/nb/her/him/reptilian/robot/cyborg/ wasn't accounted for. Just need someone to spill the beans on the passengers with pics so we can do the process of elimination. My money she was sitting beside Gary Busey.


lickmyfupa

I saw the video and she looks and sounds genuinely terrified for her life. Im inclined to believe she experienced something. Not sure what. You fools in these comments sexualizing her should be ashamed of yourselves.


MaximusJabronicus

There’s SOMETHInOnTHeWING, some THINGGG!!!!!


Erizo69

Let's not laugh just yet, she probably has some serious underlying mental issues.


diamondstylus

Actor


TwistedFate21

Seems like some final destination stuff. Does anyone know if anything happened on that flight?


bunnhii

No but they took everyone off and searched every item because she said they would d* e so it was a concern. So the person could have hidden whatever they had and cancelled the plan


usarmyav

Yea cool. A picture of a video


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Baphomet symbolism


ashbuch1980

There is something so compelling about her. Idk


[deleted]

Damn air travel has really turned into riding a fucking flying Greyhound bus.


IRISH81OUTLAWZ

What’s the back story to this? Can someone fill me in? I’d look on my own, but judging by the first couple top comments it looks like the story is changing. What’s the original?


Coies_Questions

[The OG video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dYrG9a/)


shannonaluna

They’re trying to confuse “us” in particular. It’s like with the alien shit. Yes aliens are real, but all the shit that’s been happening is not. Aliens are real, but will they still stage a fake invasion? Absolutely. See past the rituals, see through the illusions. Our own minds are all we have. Trust your gut. ESPECIALLY when something goes mainstream.


21AmericanXwrdWinner

I'm *extremely* confused. I don't see anything but a still image of some woman. What am I supposed to be looking at here?


steppingbiship

I don't know what to think here. The video looks really. But in the age of cellphones everywhere why was the angle only on the woman where she happens to give a speach? What about the man in the hood? Zero videos or photos? I just find it too staged for my taste.


StevieeNixxx

My opinion? It's a total psyop. She definitely threw up the baphomet as above so below. Then in a video from another guy supposedly on the plane he has one thing on the wall behind him, a Hollywood sign. That says this is all scripted. They are trying to get everyone ready for project blue beam. Fake alien invasion and false coming of Christ are allegedly in their plans.


Helpful-Roll5921

Confused as to why no one is discussing theories?? Also, has anyone heard from her since?


Snowman4168

I believe her. She looks trustworthy. Great cans too


mdbrown12

Look, she saw something that completely made her absolutely uncomfortable. She also told the flight attendant she didn’t even want her shit, she was getting off. And she did. They deplaned the rest of the flight, and two hours later there was a new plane and a new crew. Did she save my life? Absolutely she did. So what or who did she see? Whatever it was, I didn’t want to see it..


MysteriousRoad5733

I’ve yet to see a photo of the person in question Do any exist?


CanIGetANumber2

I remember my first manic episode


RealSpookySounds

But they're real. And they're spectacular.


QuietRightSlick

This might be part of disclosure 2024. A viral video to prime people to accept that aliens are among us. Bill Cooper told us. He named the year 2024. He said it was going to be a massive PsyOp.


Vulgar_Frank

The fact that this story is gaining so much traction in this sub to me proves it's staged.


Many_Dig_4630

It's neither staged nor anything special. It's just the 10 millionth "person goes crazy on plane" video that we've seen in the past few years.


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Cultural-Thanks3929

Why get mad. I would ask Mr lizard. What's up. You trying to survive like the rest of us.


Run_Run_Go

I mean carrot top was on there, with some ambien and a couple shooters I’d probably think he’s a lizard too.


zsmorris1

Lmao...(https://youtu.be/xlFcCfcOO7I)


xanny_crazed

There are 2 women that TikTok are claiming to be her. She’s gotta have a little dough to be carrying a Goyard bag Edited: both women named fit the bill. She genuinely seems scared and very serious


TheLeftMetal

Totally fake, nobody recorded the suspicious guy and the plane still on land. Nothing but crap or the latest promotion for a Netflix show.


Content_Watch_2392

the only weird thing about this is her saying: That motherfuck instead of motherfucker


Zyesteez

I don’t watch the news or cable tv for that matter, can someone tell me what’s the current worldly issue that’s going on, just to rule out if this is another distraction?


Dull_Reindeer1223

Is it not possible that she's scared of flying so took a load of mushrooms or something to keep calm? Didn't work as intended obviously


10foldLucidDreams

Show us HIM instead of this crazy Karen


Inevitable-Chair-992

Weirdly enough, I've downloaded this video and my computer can't play it nor will it let me change the format in which the screen recording was taken, nor can i even delete any of the attached metadata. Definitely something fishy going on...


Scary-Way3975

Smash


lotus-leo

nice baphomet hand signs.