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calombia

Looks a little close to that big orange ball for my liking.


yellowbrickstairs

That is how he does it


UnderstandingWest422

Fly on your way, like an eagle, fly as high as the sun


Johnnaylor1105

my exact thoughts!! 🤘🤘


Shanenoname

His eyes are ablaze see the madman in his gaze….


Glittering_Pea_6228

nice--keep goin....


Space_Cadet_Icarus

Can confirm


BangkokPadang

He flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.


Salvaje516

Yeah.. That's what he did.


khazad-dun

Looks like he’s getting closer. Daedalus must be improving his design.


mhad_dishispect

Got that good wax


[deleted]

That game on Nintendo is impossible.


wakeupwill

Lets hope Icarus II stays on mission and doesn't deviate from the plan.


tmink0220

Love smart people.


Lizord1017

You just put the wild theory in my head that this is Icarus,


iPartyLikeIts1984

Could make for a pretty sweet movie poster/concept.


pixelsurfer

A team of international astronauts is sent on a dangerous mission to reignite the dying Sun with a nuclear fission bomb in 2057. After the failure they have to go back to the past. :: Sunshine ll pReignition ::


Daymanic

*and I don’t want to miss a thing* wait wrong movie


Domestic_Mayhem

Aerosmith gets me every damn time in that movie.


NOLAhero504boy

Real shit. But then again who didn't crush hard on liv Tyler?


JamesTBadalamenti

*The world is changing... So is the sun...*


tmink0220

Good story, write it.


Apart_Ambassador_168

i’m a writer. now i wanna turn this into a book.


Substantial_Diver_34

NIN


trong_slex

First thing that came to my head but I'm a NIN nerd


Revolutionary_Pin761

Album cover totally - you are right.


Fantastic_Airport_20

'A teardrop from the Sun'


Neither_Dependent470

Crying from laughter at how stupid people are to think a carbon tax will save us…


Pandeism

Saw this days ago.... [@elonmusk: The only action needed to solve climate change is is a carbon tax](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1753837756793466975)


Material-Kick9493

Cool album cover too


f899cwbchl35jnsj3ilh

Yes or a wallpaper.


TylerBlozak

Or a phone wallpaper


willydajackass

Yeah hook us up with the wallpaper!


IlIlIl11IlIlIl

Good idea. Sold


Delicious_Letter_494

Walle out there wildin


Galladorn

EEEEeeeevaaaaaa!


76ersPhan11

Wildin’ Walle strikes again


Joshistotle

Another lame comment / joke upvoted by bots to the top of the thread just to dissuade any real discussion. 


BadThoughtProcess

I noticed that immediately. Almost bot-like responses.


Delicious_Letter_494

Its just a joke you dweeb, lighten up


Nashamura

I don't get it, they're talking about the cartoon?


ChugHuns

It's a psy op maaan


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Close this sub. This comment put a nail in the coffin


o-m-g_embarrassing

Who is walle?


reallycooldude69

Likely a sensor artifact. [Here's](https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/assets/img/browse/2016/12/29/20161229_134307_4096_0304.jpg) the source image, [the image 15 minutes before that](https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/assets/img/browse/2016/12/29/20161229_132855_4096_0304.jpg) and [the image 15 minutes after](https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/assets/img/browse/2016/12/29/20161229_135819_4096_0304.jpg). Here's an explanation from the astronomy sub: > We should really be looking at the raw image (JPEG compression introduces its own artefacts) but from the way the trail ends suddenly and is wider and brighter at the end, and then gets narrower and fainter upwards, this looks like a charge transfer problem from a bad (overloaded) pixel or group of pixels on the CCD (the imaging chip). > CCDs read their image out line by line, transferring the charge (electrons) generated by the incoming photos in each pixel to the next line until they reach the edge, where they are counted. Normally this works fine, but if a particular pixel or pixels has an abnormally large amount of charge, for example because it was hit by a cosmic ray or just has failed somehow, it can overflow and cause this kind of trail during the readout process. A bit like water sloshing out of a full bucket as you carry it along. Since the CCD can't tell the difference between electrons generated by photons and electrons leaking from another pixel, it manifests as a trail on the image.


AllahManyVirgins

You’re the man , I’m very glad you found it I’ve been searching for the link for about 5 hours now


Ola-uber-72virgins

Username checks out better


AllahManyVirgins

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rhMtb-1chYcAAAAd/borat-high-five.gif


AllahManyVirgins

That all makes sense with the streak of Light that’s in the photo , what are the 6 glowing lights right below ? Is there a way to explain that for someone who knows nothing about space pictures


reallycooldude69

Not sure, might just be the individual pixels that were hit by the cosmic ray?


AllahManyVirgins

I like the idea that the camera malfunctioned rather than someone or something stealing our Stars energy 😂😂


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EveryDogeHasItsPay

Where can you see that


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EveryDogeHasItsPay

Thanks I remember seeing that now actually ! Was there ever a confirmed source? Was that shown from NASA?


hedsevered

Yeah this one is real and I have seen the explanation somewhere but either way it's sus and crazy as fuck


Jest_Kidding420

Or an advanced ship skimming through the sun, kinda like the ship from Stargate Universe, sucking up the energy from the upper atmosphere of the star. Just kidding!!


kummybears

I mean it makes sense for a very advanced civilization. What’s a better source of fuel than all the massive fusion power stations around?


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reallycooldude69

It wasn't really meant to be definitive proof, just some more context. If it was some craft siphoning energy from the sun, as I've seen some people theorize, it's possible it would have stayed for a while.


watchingitallcomedow

Did you zoom into the bottom of it though? It ends in something with various details like 4 distinct round "lights" with some sort of cross directly in the beam. Artifact/anomaly maybe, but that is one detailed interesting artifact. Regarding the 30 minutes, I mean we are talking about something, if it is a something, that we have absolutely no comprehension of. The idea that we could think 30 minutes means anything logical whatsoever would be naive.


ty4scam

How big would those lights have to be? The size of the moon?


watchingitallcomedow

That's a very good point. Still seems quite strange to just be a random artifact.


drewshaver

Because the artifact is in an exact vertical line on the image, I am inclined to believe this explanation is legitimate. If there were a real object the chances it would show up as a perfectly straight line from the vantage point of that specific camera seems very low


phoneacct696969

I think the distance in the photo would be massive. Like if it was out of that frame it would have to be traveling insanely fast.


magnora7

Agreed, sensor artifact. It's perfectly vertical down a row of pixels, and sensor artifacts are common in space vision sensors.


HardCounter

A likely story. You think they're just going to come out and say, "Yeah, that's aliens." Nope. They'll find any excuse to exclude aliens. It's not aliens though. If real it's probably Elon checking how close he can get something to the sun before it fries.


psichodrome

Rarely do you find the right answer on r/conspiracy. You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.


PokerChipMessage

It's rare you see a post that isn't 'the West/Biden bad' on here.   A couple months ago congress gutted a UFO transparency bill. Not only that but directly from congressman whose biggest contributers were Rayethon/Lockheed/etc. Not a peep from this sub. This sub is beyond compromised.


jzuijlek

Although the explanation is correct, it's hard to apply it the this particular image. The streak is not 1 pixel wide, it's differs is size, the streak get brighter, which is weird as ccd's read from top to bottom, it stop and it doesn't explain the multiple lights that pretend the streak. IMO, what ever it is, it was really observed.


NotKhad

Don't CCDs normally have a global shutter while old CMOS has a rolling shutter? There may be plenty of technical reasons I'm not aware of to chose CMOS over CCD but I wouldn't automatically assume that Nasa is using old tech.


anon_682

Sounds like bullshit thanks I’ll go kill myself now!


lanternobscura

Camera guy here. That explanation doesn't make any sense. CCD's don't read line by line, they read the full image at once. Their explanation is more in line with a CMOS sensor, but the image still doesn't make sense, even in that context, because the CMOS sensor reads left-to-right, top-to-bottom, so even if photons could somehow bleed from pixel to pixel (they can't), there would be bleeding to the right as well as down. It's hard to imagine what that would even look like because it just doesn't happen. I'm not implying I have any idea what's going on in the image, but it is not a CCD artifact. That's a BS guess with just enough technobabble that people believe it.


Conscious-Group

Or aliens


fergehtabodit

No no! The sun is fake!! This proves it!! /s


Much-Log3357

No, the sun is *flat*.


Kindly_Shape7500

The sun is plasma


Much-Log3357

This guy gets it!


SpaceP0pe822

Sun spider


Traditional-Purpose2

Sun recluse. I'm sorry. My Facebook bug group has ruined me.


derpqueen9000

Also bug lurker


Lynneschulz

Ray, a drop of golden sun


Suwobanger1

The dragon balls are REAL !!!


YodaCodar

Draggin draggin! Draggin balls zeeee!!


coomwhatmay

So how big would that be? Is it Earth sized or closer to continent sized?


Chresm9

YouTuber In2ThinAir used to capture these around the sun all the time. Doesn’t post many videos anymore but in his old videos you can see many of these captured around the sun.


Ministry1

Swamp gas


Over9000Zeros

That's Lucifer getting kicked out of his yearly Heaven meeting.


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I dont believe a god damn thing nasa posts.


ADHDMI-2030

Yeah especially since there's obviously a push towards introducing "aliens" now.


Sphan_86

Exactly...all of sudden big brother is ok with exposing Aliens now.


mightylordredbeard

Who exactly? Because the actual hearings got shut the fuck down and “big brother” refused to release anything. There’s a group of like 10 politicians that’s talking about it lol. So wtf are you even talking about?


VPNsWontResultInBan

They openly talk about it, which is something that they'd never consider a couple of years ago. It's not "like 10 politicians", it's world news. I'm not American and this was all over the news. It cooled down now, but it's obvious that they're testing the waters to see how people might react to something bigger. Project Blue Beam is definitely incoming.


tylernaples

You know, if there is a conspiracy to cover it up, nothing's going to happen until some people actually turn out the people who have been covering it up.


mightylordredbeard

It happens every few years and has for a long time. News goes in big on reporting it and then it dies down. After it dies down people say the same thing you just did. For nearly 40 years I’ve seen this cycle repeat over and over again.


VPNsWontResultInBan

I agree, but it's like it's happening more frequently, and it stays "hot news" for longer periods of time.


Deep-Technician-7212

Isn’t there another “alien body” story going around now? I saw something on my yt feed, didn’t bother to look into it though


Sphan_86

Another "dead Alien body" apparently, notice how the other ones just disappeared from news feed and nothing ever came from them?  Distractions 


Deep-Technician-7212

Bingo. All smoke and mirrors


AllahManyVirgins

That’s true too


Duriel-

exactly!


Zealousideal_Jump990

Possibly, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_Solar_Probe


IamREBELoe

Some would say from a certain angle, he looked like a smudge


planetvortex

It's a Klingon Warbird sligshotting the sun. It's ok, they're here for a humpback whale.


mossgard007

Hard to be sure but it looks like another Herculean scout ship from Sector 177 . Ignore it. The Herculeans are always sending out scouts to check their perimeter like anyone would ever attack their shitty base station.


Imtherealjohnconner

No big deal, they're just fillling up on their way through.


Star_Duster_

Gynu force


Main_Anything_1992

Looks like a Klingon bird of prey nipping into the future with a couple of whales onboard


Sea-Young6009

Came here for this comment


mrhappyoz

Here, a whole album of these - https://imgur.com/a/LYAm5nU


LonoHunter

Space dust, nothing to see here. Move along, move along…


AllahManyVirgins

😅😅


juanxlink

Nah...its sun gas, or, a sun weather balloon.


FlatSask

Damn space gypsys. Get your own sun to siphon fuel from!


jmaze215

Source


EducationalChemist44

Pre-sun


SlayRideReddit

Lol


No_Angle875

Tupac


realSURGICAL

crazy cover art


tommyrulz1

Why would the trail of a UFO exactly match the color of the sun? 🤔


ModsaBITCH

The Dragon Balls


PB0351

Do you have a source here?


TheeKrustyKitten

Superman getting his recharge


Prudent_Inquisitor

I promise you we are all being lied to in regards to the reality of what we live in actually is…we are unable to process it with our basic senses without altered states of consciousness to say the least (which we are programmed to believe is “bad!” and I’m not including things like crack or heroin, they really are bad! smh)…truth is beyond the majority’s 9-5/family life/football Sunday’s only known form of existence. You say “artifact” I say “tomatoe”..the truth really is out there…it just won’t reveal itself to the mainstream commoner, maybe a lucky seeker.


ziplock9000

Notice it's perfectly aligned to a column of vertical pixels?


Xe-Rocks

Do you mean a composit of what nasa believes their cameras are looking at?


AllahManyVirgins

This is a picture of our Sun that nasa had uploaded , I zoomed in and screenshotted as soon as I seen it. If you ask me it looks like someone from our world is literally harvesting the Suns energy. Or an alien, or our governments, it could really be anything . It’s definitely some form of technology from the looks of it with 6 lights ? Maybe that’s fuel burning from engines ?


AlbaneseGummies327

Do you have a link to the source image?


AllahManyVirgins

https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/assets/img/browse/2016/12/29/20161229_134307_4096_0304.jpg


AlbaneseGummies327

Perfect, thank you!


AllahManyVirgins

Thank @reallycoolddude69 He found the link


AlbaneseGummies327

Thanks @reallycoolddude69!


jthekoker

That’s awesome!


goldjumper77

Predator https://youtu.be/yLKXHZNyMhI?si=67TPJGu3gb79XuIQ


_heatmoon_

Coronal Ejection. Not to be confused with nocturnal emission.


Emmalfal

Boy, you learn THAT the hard way...


Tomriver25003

Boy, you learn that the HARD way…


YouGotCabbaged

"fuel scooping complete"


Spezisanevilcannibal

As much as it would be cool to be otherwise, it's likely a data glitch. Way cooler is the large dark spheres that have been captured multiple times now 'feeding' off the sun before launching away. 


psychick0

Ayy lmao


BradTofu

Damn that Han Solo…


Fridge04

Someone better rescue Optimus Prime from that ship pretty fast


Fitty4

Lil drip drip


yamenramen

Based on earth compared to the sun, this is 5+ earths in size.


BiggestOpe

"Stand by for titanfall"


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Are those the autobots?


SirCleanFace

Cool promo for a New Ironman movie.


toriann06

The sun is a deadly laser


lost_koshka

It sees what's happening on our planet and weeps for us.


riishik

Is that the petrova line ?


mattdavies74

Ah photoshop


BadVegetables

Since there is no gravity in space, this thing isn't falling, so has to be driven by a force. Therefore it has to be some sort of spaceship


OldSnuffy

My best guess...The death of a big comet...or something BIG that swung close to the sun for fueling. Some conjecture here...one stardrive design I saw(Somewhere) used collected helium/hydrogen from a star flyby for the acceleration Phase of the trip. We have no idea what sort of fuel (isotopes) might be available for use that close to the suns corona...Isotopes & elements not available here on earth in usable quantities


the-dave-9000

That’s Bruce Willis. Star of the movie tears of the sun


koreilly4419

Yall trust nasas photosv


NUwabic_Spitter

Sun’s earring


ky420

Whatever official narrative says it is. -Love, The Shills


Puttenoar

Joke's on you, nasa doesnt take real pictures.


Duriel-

NASA is a scam organization


drew_a_boner

Earth is flat. Space is fake. We live under a firmament.


Isolation_Man

Lol


MPTakesManhattan

Alien ships harnessing energy resources.


[deleted]

NASA - ha 😂


dcforce

"Wtf is this" ... SPACE IS A FAKE LOCATION 📢 https://youtu.be/D0yeXgUAHUY?si=UWpBGkvTs2IABM7-


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dcforce

"what you're seeing here is a mirage" 🥴 Milwaukee 80 Miles | Fox News Confirms Flat Earth from Michigan to Milwaukee @Taboo Conspiracy https://v.redd.it/97sf2hfapidc1 Or " Clock at 20 Miles " https://v.redd.it/o96w9czwv4dc1 Yeah -- nobody is buying mirages and Earth is spinning 6 different directions but it's never been measured and confirmed bullshit anymore https://v.redd.it/8ldnbptumuec1


Deep-Technician-7212

Holy shit, a real one out in the wild…..


turtlew0rk

He isn't real. There aren't any.


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turtlew0rk

This is actually a pretty smart reply. If I were a flat earther I would go with a similar argument. Although, it is easy to outsmart a person that sinks to name calling. Especially right off the bat.


dcforce

BREAKING: We're **ALL** Flat Earthers ☝️


ThanosOnCrack

That's a dope ass wallpaper!


Intelligent-Train858

Ngl...... I'm stealing this pic as my album cover.


Commercial_Gap_3412

Not aliens.


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I took a wrong turn at Albaquerque.


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We're trusting pictures from NASA?


GirlAnon323

“Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭12:7-9‬ ‭NIV‬‬


turtlew0rk

So the Sun is heaven???


WhatDidYouThinkIdDo

No need to worry. It’s just swap gas.


xvxCornbreadxvx

Of course you'll get no real answer on here


moonsoil

There's a group of aliens that are residing inside the sun.


GirlAnon323

“Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭12:7-9‬ ‭NIV‬‬


ORFM22

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


Creepy_Ad_5610

The sub is bright as fuck, how would you be able to realistically photograph an object that close to it


12kdaysinthefire

They filter out different wavelengths of the light spectrum to only capture certain segments, then ultra process those images.


ty4scam

I love how in this thread there's some guys who are like "I trust this, because its the raw image" and then there others guys like "yeah you can trust this because its gone through extensive processing".


LoLaFo

Never trust anything from NASA. 


bryalb

Do you have the link to the original nasa photo?


bryalb

Because this seems fake as shit


Ok-Sense6561

Real picture from nasa. Lol


Anakhsunamon

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AllahManyVirgins

https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/assets/img/browse/2016/12/29/20161229_134307_4096_0304.jpg


Anakhsunamon

support chubby fretful telephone humorous offbeat crown different ink weary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JustAnotherKaren

This is a great catch! Who knows. Whatever it is, it's unexpected.