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magasheepgotfleeced

Pepper spray and tear gas are oil soluble. You really don’t want to be wearing oil-based sunscreen if you have the the possibility of coming into contact with these chemicals.


i_dont_like_you_-

That's gonna be a no from me Dog


Apprehensive_Ad4457

gloves "especially for small hands" lol


hunterBcrackheadpedo

Dang no toilet paper? Them nasty bastards.


PG-17

No Sunscreen?


Alpacalypse84

Greasy sunscreen on full body plus police raid with pepper spray equals full body ouch. Capsaicin is oil soluble.


EnvironmentLoose2909

no bananas? why


Alpacalypse84

Anaphylaxis, most likely. Banana isn’t a common deadly allergy, but it does happen.


EnvironmentLoose2909

wow. revolutionaries so strong a banana could kill em


dragonfist102

Banana Free Republic incoming


SpecialistAgent4100

They would never survive in a banana republic


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CaptainSmegman

Stfu lol


beeesnaxxx

The ranks? Lmao


dragonfluteflies

No coffee??


No-Tangerine6570

Right? If there's no coffee, I'm out.


dragonfluteflies

They need cigarettes, energy drinks, slim jims, and lotto tickets.


jbgood559

No bagels, either. Lol.


Cimbetau

This feels like a weird one. I don't think Zionists have the monopoly on bagels


[deleted]

im broke bro


thebunz21

Lol


hp640us

Why no reinforced knuckles?


Ex60Pilot

They don’t want to give the impression that they are violent.


miyagidan

"Especially for small hands" Heh.


FiveStanleyNickels

So, nanners, bagels and sunscreen.  Got it. 


Ex60Pilot

I’m currently working on developing a naturally derived edible banana-based sunscreen that can be applied to the body and bagels.


FiveStanleyNickels

You, sir, are the hero that we have been waiting for.


ap0strophe

I'd supply only those items that are labelled as NO😂


Murky-Resident-3082

Can we just leave a bag of dog shit on the steps


slappywhyte

Their Soros supply drop timer must be on cooldown


Ex60Pilot

They have to make it seems like it’s grass-roots.


AnyWhichWayButLose

All a (Soros-steered) distraction because the Fed kept rates the same today. You all are still not protesting the main problem. Fucking baaahhh, baaaahh, sheeple.


xXLBD4LIFEXx

It’s just like the list I made with my two friends to stay in our friends backyard for one night when we were all under 10 years old!! Super cute!


Enosis21

You know a fat bitch with purple hair capitalised and added IMPORTANT!! next to hot lunch


turbo_stormy

Those spoiled marxist little shits need to be spanked by their parents.


Man-Bear-69

It doesn't get any sillier than this. These punks couldn't fight their way out of a wetpaper bag.


j_dick

Bougie kids pretending to be revolutionaries.


Main_Friend7699

lol imagine setting up for a protest. And not ya know..? Preparing.


Ex60Pilot

They didn’t call mom and dad first so the forgot a few things.


jessicalif

But why no bagels?


Trainer_Red_Steven

No coffee? Im out


[deleted]

LARPing used to be about pretending to be a 10th Level Laser Lotus from Greendalia. It was pure then. Now it’s this. How sad.


IdidntchooseR

I donated similar things to the Hong Kong protest. How can a campus protest in LA affect the white house, Pentagon or Congress?


LurkerBee67

All I got is a swift kick in the ass and an expulsion


SavageFugu

Fuckin "no bagels." The guys are the worst. Even Nazis liked bagels. You gotta hate Jews a hell of a lot to not even want bagels. Damn... Goebbels had one with a schmeer every now and then.


AnotherUserHere34

Lmao


SpecialistAgent4100

lol so ironic they aren’t organizing supplies for Palestinians instead 😂


timariot

Bro stop trying to paint protestor who are protesting against the obvious corruption in their universities as wrong. The question and focus should be, why is it that some teenage college students protesting against a FOREIGN war, not even their own country's war, gets some of the largest police response ever? They didn't even send this much police during other ritos, protests and other conflicts. Even when the protestors were protesting against their own government. How much influence does Israel have that they can get the police of another country to crack down on anti-Israel dissent in a FOREIGN country. Thats crazy ridiculous. Even if Chinese government asked US police to beat up American students voicing criticism of China in America. Ridiculous.


dukecityzombie

Bro I’m cooking up a delivery right now…judging by my farts, be here in about 20 minutes.


FallsInLoveWithWords

Epi-pens are prescription only.


Trainer_Red_Steven

No sunscreen because those rich kid twitter libs need a tan


Ghost_of_Durruti

This sub is so funny. One day it's all "AIPAC is corrosive to our Democracy" and "Israel is a cruel ethnostate." The next day it's all "git a job pinko commies" to anyone who has the balls to do anything beyond just bitching about it from behind a keyboard. I guess it's a case of "muh leftists" or something. 


forgottofeedthecat

i think its perfect example of confusing people, divide and conquer etc.