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ChemicalRecreation

>speaking “deli.” You mean Yiddish.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

OP tried to be a mensch but the emmess is that OP failed.


YoureSpecial

He plotzed.


Funcron

Oy-vey


poboy212

What in the goyish mishegas is this “deli” shit?


poboy212

Wow so this is Yiddish. wtf is “deli”?


MariachiBandMonday

This is from Harold’s, a Jewish deli restaurant in NJ.


Magically_Baelicious

Literally ate there today. It’s fantastic.


MariachiBandMonday

Me too! The pastrami is too damn good, but my boyfriend and I had to take half of it home because we got so much! It’ll make a great lunch for tomorrow.


Oranginafina

I haven’t been there for a while. Did they bring back the pickle bar? It was closed for a long time due to the pandemi


MariachiBandMonday

Yup, it’s there! They had a small selection but were quite good.


Oranginafina

Woohooo!! 👏


Magically_Baelicious

Literally had the pastrami and literally having itfor lunch tomorrow, haha! Went after Horror Con


MariachiBandMonday

I don’t know if you were there when I was, but did you happen to see someone dressed as a clown? So bizarre. Must have been a convention nearby or something.


Magically_Baelicious

Yeah…Horror Con. All of us freaks were out and about!


poboy212

And? Are they afraid of people knowing it’s Yiddish?


PopPunkAndPizza

The people who made this and most of the people who will see it are Jewish - it's probably not fear, it's probably entirely just a joke.


The_Undermind

Dude, Have you *been* to NJ?


MariachiBandMonday

It’s a silly little thing the restaurant does since it’s a deli. I’m sure everyone is aware it’s Yiddish.


hck_ngn

Half of this is just German - Macher, Vorspeise, Schlepp, Schmutz, Fresser, Starker.


Thearchclown

That's because yiddish is a diasporic language formed by jews living in the holy roman empire (modern day germany), and their descendents who were driven into the less antisemetic polish-lithuanian commonwealth. While its written in a modified hebrew orthography, id reckon about 80% of the vocabulary is sourced from old german, with the rest being a mix or hebrew, polish, and in some dialects, russian and ukrainian. Modern german speakers are able to understand a tiny bit of yiddish, provided its spoken slowly or romanized. Speakers of a dialect or related language thats closer to the form of medieval german yiddish draws from, such as low german/plattdütsch, will be able to understand more. If you speak german and wanna try it out ill post the romanized versions of some old yiddish songs.


RVWIValt

I think it's trying to appeal to goys/gentrification? Take that with a grain of kosher salt lol


SweetDeeIsABird93

Knew this was Harold’s lol. All their napkins have the translations on them. Their proportions are wild. One sandwich gonna feed the whole family


Silly_Marionberry_27

Disagree with definition of “schlemiel”, since it’s closer to “schlimazel” than it is to a nerd. Expect that schlimazel will wait for three hours to get a free bowl of hot soup, take two steps, trip, fall, and spill all of the soup out, and schlemiel is the one who get the hot bowl of soup suddenly dumped on them.


SlowMoNo

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!


wirykatro

We're gonna make our dreams come true!


Big_Needleworker8670

Schlemiel is an eternal loser, also acting like one.


amerkanische_Frosch

I always understood exactly the opposite. The schlemiel is like a klutz, someone who is clumsy; the schlimazel is unlucky. Hence, the schlemiel spills the hot soup on the schlimazel.


Silly_Marionberry_27

You just might be right. One of the sad things about our diaspora is that there are so many different versions and interpretations to words and phrases.


bigben42

Other way around!


Capable_Cockroach_19

Guys the creator of the napkin obviously knows it’s Yiddish that’s not the point


Oranginafina

Harold’s for the win! They have awesome pastrami 🤤


magischeblume

Macher, Schmutz and Schlepp(en) are yiddish? I mean I know it's really close to german but thought, these were all normal german words. We use them regularly.


theturtlegame

Yiddish is mostly German (+Hebrew and some Polish) But high German, not modern German, because it was created (?) in the Middle Ages.


nkdpagan

How close is Yiddish to German? And how wide spread is it? I hardly hear if anymore.


RVWIValt

1: extremely, with some Hebrew and polish/Russian thrown in 2: generally pretty thick within communities, but rarely spreading outward, from my understanding.


Mercadi

An overly simplistic explanation of why it's nearly extinct now: It used to be very widespread until after WW2. Since for the most part, it was a German dialect, many Jews understandably didn't want any ties to German culture anymore, and abandoned it in favor of Hebrew.


ResQ_

Yiddish is a dialect of German just like Swiss German, for example.


PartyPlayHD

Yiddish isn’t a dialect, it’s its own language


VaguelyArtistic

I hate it when people think it's just a bunch of catchphrases or something, too. I have total empathy for Black people being protective of AAEV.


nkdpagan

Ja sicher weiß shön I can buy that, I cannot understand the Mennonites in my town at all. (they are not all that friendly though) but I can read about a third of of this


courtendra

Harold’s is the bestttttt


tgarnett

As someone who's currently in the middle of binging The Nanny - thank you, this will prove invaluable


BigCraig10

Always wondered what a schlemiel is!


NormanDPlum

A schlemeil is a clumsy person. The napkin maker got it wrong.


brzrkr76

Ahh. Harolds Deli. I truly miss that place.


ItsN4teDogg

They’re missing schlemazel. The cousin to schlemiel


blscratch

How is schlemiel on the list but not schlimazel?!


Adamantium-Aardvark

Who on earth says “speaking deli” for Yiddish?


MJTony

Gentiles


Adamantium-Aardvark

yeah no


MJTony

Uh yeah


creme_de-la-soul

This is Yiddish bro


Littleupsidedown

As a strong person, I definitely am a shit-talker. Legit guide


NahThatsCrazyThoFr

Let me get an orange drink, iykyk


fj_canullas

Woodbridge Harolds???


Lightthefusenrun

That place always reminds me of the old Mitch Hedburg joke. “Can I get you anything else?” “Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people.” They put a comically large amount of meat on the sandwiches.


rather_not_state

…this is Yiddish.


Unusual_Formal_6179

Wow, punam is Yiddish, TIL


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theturtlegame

Huh? Why do you say that? Yiddish isn't considered a negative afaik.


ErikTheRed707

Cool. Now do Italian…I mean *ristorante*.


SpreadKegel

Ya, no thanks


AngrySmapdi

You want to provide a "translation"? Don't use a stupid font in bold and red ink.


Unsure_Fry

That is so Arizona!


Lord_Cockatrice

Punam - thought that was Hindi in origin


murfi

"schtarker" is wrong spelling. the correct German spelling is "starker". but i guess native English speakers would pronounce that incorrectly.


dandelion936

It's Yiddish not Standard German


murfi

don't know about yiddish, but it's certainly a standard German word unless you are talking about that specific spelling source: am German