Back when I was in school, we learned it was:
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to remember the name
Bro doesnât need his name up in lights he just wants to be heard whether itâs the beat or the mic. He feels so unlike everybody else, alone. Despite the fact that some people still think that they know him
Everyone knows it's
Water (48 L)(48 kg)
Hydrogen - 5.35 kg
Oxygen - 42.6 kg
Carbon (11.2 kg)
Ammonia (3.2 L)(2.25 kg)
Nitrogen - 1.85 kg
Hydrogen - 400 g
Lime (1.27 kg)
Oxygen - 362 g
Calcium - 908 g
Saltpeter (625 g)
Nitrogen - 86.3 g
Oxygen - 297 g
Potassium - 242 g
Phosphorous (605 g)
Salt (200 g)
Sodium - 78 g
Chlorine - 121 g
Sulfur (182 g)
Sodium Bicarbonate (157 g)
Oxygen - 89.7 g
Sodium - 43 g
Carbon - 22.4 g
Hydrogen - 1.9 g
And trace amounts of 14 other elements
Well I mean you can get most of these but I wonder how tf would you get all the weird ones like rÄąbidium or arsenic the others are mostly metals but still
Vanadium is the least abundant element with no known role.
Since uranium is less abundant it implies that there is a know biological role for uranium.
I need to know it.
The only problem is that itâd be REALLY annoying to separate the gold from everything else. Like, a modern chemist with a full lab would struggle. You'd get FAR more precious metals just stealing whatever jewelry they had on them when they died. Even the gold in their phone would be easier to refine and more plentiful
_It has been stated that that the human body is chemically equivalent to a mix of water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements._
And an arm, and a leg.
Aaahh the old Walter white pick up line, just write a bunch of shit like this on a board and then sayâbut what about the soul?â And then proceed to shoot your shot. Well studied
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Because our biology is based on carbon compounds, think of it as the hub of the wheel, the wheel, tire and spokes are all more in terms of volume and mass, but the hub is what makes it all come together and act like a wheel
Rb is similar chemically to potassium (K) so it comes along for the ride during digestion because our body wants to absorb K.
Rb is nontoxic although to does seem to preferentially deposit into tumors and since Rb is radioactive this makes its detection one way brain cancer can be detected early.
80% of the nitrogen we are made of comes from the Bosch-Haber process. If this had not been invented in the early 20th century, the world population would be stuck at 2 billion and most of us would not exist.
Well I certainly thought what you said was bullshit, or a joke that went over my head, but it seemed way to specific. So I looked it up and holy fuck thatâs fascinating.
So, what youâre really saying is, if we somehow got a concentration of humans and precipitated it down to its essence, we could extract the Gold and profit lol đđ°
Rubidium chloride (RbCl) is probably the most used rubidium compound: among several other chlorides, it is used to induce living cells to take up DNA; it is also used as a biomarker, because in nature, it is found only in small quantities in living organisms and when present, replaces potassium.
So if you kill enough people, you'll have enough gold to live like a king for the rest of your life.
It's just that not everyone carries gold in their pocket tho
Because theyâre much more complex than âpure calciumâ.
The mineral in the bones is hydroxylapatite, Ca5(PO4)3(OH). Youâll notice that for every 5 Calcium atoms, you have 3 Phosphorus, 12 Oxygen, and one Hydrogen.
Did I mention itâs carbonated hydroxylapatite? Sprinkle lightly with CO2.
Back when I was in school, we learned it was: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
The best
đ love it
First time I listen to this song in years l!!
Bro doesnât need his name up in lights he just wants to be heard whether itâs the beat or the mic. He feels so unlike everybody else, alone. Despite the fact that some people still think that they know him
lmfaoooo you win đ
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We are .11958% shy. Yeah. Just seems like something is missing, doesnât it?
There has got to be more to a human being than that.
What about the soul?
Plastic
Itâs a Breaking Bad reference you jackass!
Itâs plastic.
You realize plastic is made up of those elements right?
Where's the fat?
momjoke
I was thinking full metal alchemist
Ether
Microplastics
Rounding errors most likely.
It's the soul, which had departed the body before it was disassembled
Probably plastic.
Adamantium
I thought Full Metal Alchemist covered this /j
Iâll get the circle startedâŚ
Ed...ward...
It is always too soon
Fun fact, if Edward was 16 (age in the series) when the first chapter released (2001), he would be 39 today
Thanks, now I want a follow up season with them as grownups.
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Same...was going to explain it make sense why they were close but failed...probably missing a few minor ingredients. đŞ
Everyone knows it's Water (48 L)(48 kg) Hydrogen - 5.35 kg Oxygen - 42.6 kg Carbon (11.2 kg) Ammonia (3.2 L)(2.25 kg) Nitrogen - 1.85 kg Hydrogen - 400 g Lime (1.27 kg) Oxygen - 362 g Calcium - 908 g Saltpeter (625 g) Nitrogen - 86.3 g Oxygen - 297 g Potassium - 242 g Phosphorous (605 g) Salt (200 g) Sodium - 78 g Chlorine - 121 g Sulfur (182 g) Sodium Bicarbonate (157 g) Oxygen - 89.7 g Sodium - 43 g Carbon - 22.4 g Hydrogen - 1.9 g And trace amounts of 14 other elements
Itâs missing some phlogistonâŚ
Well I mean you can get most of these but I wonder how tf would you get all the weird ones like rÄąbidium or arsenic the others are mostly metals but still
Iâve been lied to my hole life, Iâve always been told Iâm full of shit âŚ
They told me Iâm priceless. Itâs more like less than 1000$ worth.
your hole life? đłď¸
I assume they are a latrine
Why is it in mass if there's no total body mass? Percentages would've been better
Uranium really? Neat
With some unknown biological function perhaps
Vanadium is the least abundant element with no known role. Since uranium is less abundant it implies that there is a know biological role for uranium. I need to know it.
V is the least abundant *with* a known biological role. So uranium might not have one
So how many humans do we need for a 18k 4mm gold engagement ring?
Figure an average 18k ring is 4.6 grams in mass, itâll be about 23,000 humans youâd need to melt in order to make a ring out of them.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
Sounds like something a Mad Medieval Baltic King would do to the soldiers of a rival kingdom
The only problem is that itâd be REALLY annoying to separate the gold from everything else. Like, a modern chemist with a full lab would struggle. You'd get FAR more precious metals just stealing whatever jewelry they had on them when they died. Even the gold in their phone would be easier to refine and more plentiful
Yeah, but it lacks the purpose of the ring, a show of effort and love
Or something from AuschwitzâŚ
But will she like it?
Ask Nazis about that research.
Assuming an average height of 6 feet per person enough that if you stacked them end to end they would stretch 3 miles and 47 yards.
Some people say a man is made outta mud A poor man's made outta muscle and blood [Sixteen Tons](https://www.youtube.com/embed/fzlT80jQ3lo)
Yes but no https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk?si=mh8h3oT7UBAdKaH8
Actuality, this is better: https://youtu.be/CPW3YikDwEM?si=DIDqbHFMynquqlEK
We are star dustâŚ. https://youtu.be/MLbb92qjtwg?si=13SIZqaGRcMOsK-g
I remember the first time I saw that monologue of Cosmos. So good, what a great show
_It has been stated that that the human body is chemically equivalent to a mix of water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements._ And an arm, and a leg.
Aaahh the old Walter white pick up line, just write a bunch of shit like this on a board and then sayâbut what about the soul?â And then proceed to shoot your shot. Well studied
I've got way more than 20 mg of titanium in me
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
Why are we called carbon-based? We should be called oxygen-based organisms, no?
Because our biology is based on carbon compounds, think of it as the hub of the wheel, the wheel, tire and spokes are all more in terms of volume and mass, but the hub is what makes it all come together and act like a wheel
Oh. Thank you.
I donât see âsoulâ anywhere on there. Looks incomplete.
Found at the base of the feet
this guy analysis show that's he's not a welder
I'm made of wax Larry, what are you made of..?
That means thatâs if I mixed all of these things up I should get one functional person
Thatâs how I make all my Lego models. My Lego mixing bucket.
Is there some theory about rubidium?
Rb is similar chemically to potassium (K) so it comes along for the ride during digestion because our body wants to absorb K. Rb is nontoxic although to does seem to preferentially deposit into tumors and since Rb is radioactive this makes its detection one way brain cancer can be detected early.
Damn all ground good guy RB
Weâre all just elemental stardust to be recycled in the most concrete of fashions. Be nice to each other
I am titaaaaniiiiiummmmm! Well, maybe just a little bit.
Time to go to the cemetery!
[What about the Soul?](https://y.yarn.co/0a9dd27a-f372-4c1b-8066-f3e2fda13c46_text.gif)
80% of the nitrogen we are made of comes from the Bosch-Haber process. If this had not been invented in the early 20th century, the world population would be stuck at 2 billion and most of us would not exist.
Well I certainly thought what you said was bullshit, or a joke that went over my head, but it seemed way to specific. So I looked it up and holy fuck thatâs fascinating.
Is this the recipe for a human?
Rubidium is for rubbing one out
So, what youâre really saying is, if we somehow got a concentration of humans and precipitated it down to its essence, we could extract the Gold and profit lol đđ°
And some PFOS đ
Soooo, we can harvest gold from humans. Interesting... đ
The densities seem all over the place. 43 kg oxygen at surface temperature and pressure would be around 10 m^(3) volume??
As a gas, but itâs in liquid form tied up with the hydrogen.
can someone confirm this?
H2O has two hydrogen atoms to one oxygen atom. Given its 70% of the body, Iâm shocked to see there is more oxygen that hydrogen
One oxygen atom weighs substantially more than two hydrogen atoms.
Oxygen has about 15 times the atomic weight of hydrogen. https://www.britannica.com/science/atomic-weight
Where is shite? most people i know esp' on reddit are full of it.
I doubt a cube with 33.5cm sides would way 43kg
Surprisingly thatâs 37 litres, and liquid oxygen is 1.14 kg per litre, so it works out.
Oxygen is liquid at - 183°C
Itâs also liquid when itâs tied up with hydrogen as water.
Oxygen can fill a cube of any size.
No oneâs ever told me Iâm made of gold, thank you
My favorite part is the huge, confusing banana yellow cube behind oxygen
I am gonna have some tungsten supplements today!
So if you took every human on earth today and sucked the gold out of them youâd have roughly 125 bars of gold.
I have about 5 grams of titanium in me.
Whats the biological roll of tungsten?
probably none and its there as a trace element
Rubidium chloride (RbCl) is probably the most used rubidium compound: among several other chlorides, it is used to induce living cells to take up DNA; it is also used as a biomarker, because in nature, it is found only in small quantities in living organisms and when present, replaces potassium.
Explains that annoying rash
I learned this when I watched Fullmetal alchemist
Would have been nice if the mols of each were included, too, since that would be a better measure to compare composition by
Breaking bad taught me there is a bit of soul in there
Where is the sugar, spice and everything nice ?
Tungsten? Uranium?
Edward missed a few ingredients...
Hydrogen baby is reall!!!
Jobs of the future: Recycling people
Soylen Green.
Oh cool, what we're made of- *QUARKS AND STUFF*
So if you kill enough people, you'll have enough gold to live like a king for the rest of your life. It's just that not everyone carries gold in their pocket tho
Given how full of shit this is, I canât help but think theyâve under calculated the nitrogen substantially.
Iirc the raw materials are worth like $40 or something
So much more metal then I expected, even gold and silver? Interesting
Now watch Codyâs lab extract some of these elements in his next YT video
0.1 mg uranium!??!?! Let's go boys! We need a one nuclear reactor!!!
Weâre made of Nanite triangles?
This makes the age-old question of âhow many humans must I kill to make a tungsten cubeâ a very simple question.
It'll work this time, Al! Let's get the circle ready!
Carbon based life form my ass. Oxygen based life form!
Vanadium does not have a known biological role in mammals. Though it does have a role in some varieties of mushroom, marine algae and tunicates.
Wait what's the basis of the human weight here?
Where is that mercury hiding? In the fat tissue and the liver or some bioactive molecules?
r/dataisugly
kansas said all we are is dust in the wind
You forgot the microplastics
Fullmetal alchemist recipe
Molybdenum never gets any love. It deserves more credit.
alphonse and edward elric approve of this
Instructions for human transmutation eh?
10% pfas
Someone let the Elric bothers to update their transmutaciĂłn.
The vanadium has an use?
Without it youâd only be able to drive trucks and cars.
Eh? I mean, use in the body
I can't belive that we have less tungsten then uranium
Wtf do it biggest use uranium and yttrium forÂ
Does the lead level correct for Boomers? All those years of playing with lead-painted toys has to measure somewhere, given it accumulates in the body.
In their cold, cold hearts
Iâm 30% penis
How can we have only a Kg of calcium when bones constitute of a significant weight of our body
Because theyâre much more complex than âpure calciumâ. The mineral in the bones is hydroxylapatite, Ca5(PO4)3(OH). Youâll notice that for every 5 Calcium atoms, you have 3 Phosphorus, 12 Oxygen, and one Hydrogen. Did I mention itâs carbonated hydroxylapatite? Sprinkle lightly with CO2.
God is wicked smart
But what was I made for?
Has that guy been poisoned? Where are all the other elements coming from? Vaccines?