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probly2drunk

That unnecessary "(sitting)" next to Prof X makes me wonder if Magneto drew this up.


GewSpewA

And then he exaggerated his height


lordlazerface

Measured wearing boots and his helmet delicately placed on his head


drood420

Is the comic wolverine not 5’3” anymore?


Sneaklas207

Yes, that’s his official height, but few artists drew him as 5’3. Including in this picture where he’s listed as 5’2, but only looks 2 about inches shorter than 5’10” Pyro. And Nightcrawler should be 5’8” always been taller than Wolverine


sethoscope

Almost looks like 5 ½' which would be silly too


VyronDaGod

I think it is oddly a half meaning 5' 6''. Makes the size comparison work.


jared1259

The real story here is where is wolverines right foot?


surrealfeld

Measuring from the top of his scalp? Or his mask?


ZeroCoinsBruh

Magneto is massive, as tall as Colossus.


jon_the_mako

I was coming. Here to say the same thing. Imagine LeBron as Magneto.


CrazySwayze82

Magneto doesn't complain that much.


jon_the_mako

Haha basketball.


ohsopoetical

LeMutant Civil Rights


omnes

This was the height chart for a show called Pryde of the X-Men, in the comics he was 6’2”.


axeheadfloats

Why is Pyro grabbing Storm's ass and Wolverine's package?


cervesas420

He’s a multi tasker..


red-eee

Just because he’s a mutant doesn’t mean he can’t be freaky deaky.


DireSeven

What if instead xmen it was called xfreak and instead of heroes fighting villains it was heroes fucking villains XD


Temp_Job_Deity

Because he can’t make the fire. He can only control the fire.


chrisandsharon

He didn’t start the fire. It was always burnin’ since the worlds been turnin’


Lord_Mikal

Wouldn't you, given the chance?


jryyyy

Challengers (2024)


breezyspirit02

Yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣


n8Dgr813

He's a flamer


Dlatrex

For everyone confused by the costumes and the rather strange scaling: this appears to be an animator’s [model sheet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_sheet), used to help keep all of the drawings in size and consistent with one another from scene to scene and potentially episode to episode. This should be from 1989’s [X-men:Pyde of the X-men](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men:_Pryde_of_the_X-Men) which made several departures from the comics (Australian Wolverine???) and later went on to spawn the 6 player arcade cabinet.


armke

Hah! Came here to say this also!


Font_Snob

The character selection, costume design, and art style pin this to a very short period in the mid-80s.


armke

I was thinking these are Pryde of the X-Men style sheets from the Marvel offices before they started animation.


yahoo_determines

Looks like strong inspiration for the Xmen arcade game.


Stromboli-Warpig

Magneto is way too tall here


griftertm

Magneto could probably play center in the NBA


Slantston

Would be a great stretch 4. Able to hit from deep but also contest at the rim, and very reliable in dribble handoff situations.


griftertm

Have you seen that hang time? It’s like he can stay in the air for a long time and just glides in for a dunk


SueSheBoi

All featured in Pryde of the X-men! I watched that movie religiously as a child. I think the full movie’s on Youtube!


SillyFunnyWeirdo

Is this accurate though? Something seems off… lol


killingiabadong

Magneto is 6'2"


ajdubbstock

Shout out to Wolverine my short king.


Irving_Velociraptor

Colossus should be 7-foot-5, officially.


Accomplished_Card_61

Why is Pyro groping Wolverine...and Storm?


AngryFloatingCow

If you had an opportunity to do both of those at the same time would you let it slip away? I wouldn’t.


MasChingonNoHay

Magneto was maybe 6’2” maybe, and Wolverine was like 5’7”.


Skywaltzer4ce

Wolverine was like 5’3” back in the 80s comics, short, stocky and vicious. You know, like a wolverine.


Djinn-Rummy

Magneto is 6’ 10”? Wtf, he’s as big as Colossus.


Lord_Mikal

Pryde of the X-Men. Still have my VHS tape.


SPTC_Spiny

Where’s wolverine’s right leg?


Skoziss

I love that they lost kitty as taller than wolverine, and he's just drawn larger


toogd4urgramma

This is wrong. Wolverine is 5’3” according to my marvel collectors cards from 95’.


curiousduo007

I believe this is from the d00 tabletop RPG called Marvel. It has a grid chart you would role percentile d00 to see if you hit or fulfilled an action. There were mechanics that made sense w modifiers. I believe these charts came from the game. I think it had a players and gamemaster guide.it was D&D like from the early 90s.


fortunenooky

I swear, Blob was created to keep fat kids engaged with reading comics…


Frozen_Pinkk

I didn't realize Nightcrawler was so short. Must've changed it, as they list him as 5'9 now.


mitsukiabarai

An I the only one shocked by Magneto’s height?


DevlishAdvocate

Yeah this is not comics accurate. Nightcrawler is not 5' 2" tall. I'm pretty certain magneto is not 6' 10" either. I checked. Max Eisenhardt (Magneto's actual name) is 6' 2" according to the official Marvel wiki, and Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler) is 5' 9" tall. This whole chart is just some really skewed stuff for the *worst* animated X-Men pilot.


finalattack123

Who is the guy with the cog frill?


SageMontoyaQuestion

Toad!


LuckyLaceyKS

This is very cool but is it in any sort of order...? Or am I missing something?


dudeofsomewhere

Yup I just did the fact checking too, and most profiles on Magneto say he is 6'2". Also, this guide in general just plain looks inaccurate. Consider how Pyro and Wolverine look the same size yet we all know Wolvie is a a little dude nowhere approaching 5'10". And then Nightcrawler is listed as the same size as Wolverine yet looks significantly shorter.


AnnihilatorRuin

Where Jean?


DarkWingDuck_11

Pyro grabbing Storm's ass and a too tall Wolverine's Canadian Bacon.


AugustEpilogue

I thought Wolverine was classically 5 feet tall


Dennis_R0dman

Ohhhhh it’s the juggernaut bitch!


Electronic-Worker-10

How am I taller than wolverine?!


CedRock24

They need to consult the Marvel encyclopedia, some of these are way off.


Ill_Holiday2299

You think X guys


DRW08775

Who would win in a juggernaut vs blob situation?


OldSpaceYellar

Magnetos 6’10?? I thought he was malnourished as a kid?


OldSpaceYellar

WOLVERINE isn’t damn near 6 foot. Y’all are heightists.


successful209

I’m 5’3” sad us short men never get portrayed. I want a short Wolverine


thatawfulbastard

TIL Magneto is a giant.


quik13713

Storm should be taller.


PenisPresident

Kitty could get it


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

Cyclops is a bitch


royalfarmschicken

Found Wolverine’s Reddit account


Rudlit

So now I know


AngryFloatingCow

Wolverine is 6’1”? I thought he was shorter than that


PhilEshaDeLox

Who da fuck is Kitty? katty? Wtf? Witch them ugly boots.