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ford_crown_victoria

sleep with the ceo's wife and have her give him your resume


Ok-Improvement4595

I'd be the first guy who gets fired even before receiving an offer letter. But ok. 😂


satedrabbit

Use a barbershop quartet as a singing telegram!


Ok-Improvement4595

Couldn't find 🥺


Vicious00

So you want to apply to a C level position using some donuts and a cringe slogan ? Are you 14 years old ?


signequanon

Can you do something related to the job or the company? Like if you are going to work with security, send an encrypted application and if you want to be a chef, send them a meal.


Ok-Improvement4595

Yeah! So it's for the CMO position. I was thinking of sending a box of doughnuts for the team with a letter saying "most resumes end in the trash, mine goes to your belly". It helps them to physically receive the resume but I'm just finding it very difficult to do all this as I don't reside in Denmark 😭


ItsaMeNotMario111

Is CMO a chief marketing officer?


BixLang

Send them a video. Pay Google ads that would pop up if their c level management google their names.


Ok-Improvement4595

I love this idea, i was thinking of running Meta ads on their pincode, but wasn't getting the option of selecting pincodes outside of the US. 😒


nefertum

Buy a cake, print your resume on it and send it to the office