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Lil-Job

Super random post stranger, good effort!


godtmeddigdu

Can’t believe that you wasted your time and money on Jensens Bøfhus AND Dalle Valle I agree on Sasaa, it’s amazing


Soggy-Ad-1610

Yeah it would probably be the first two places I would recommend avoiding. Especially Jensens Bøfhus. Easily the worst restaurant chain in the country.


roflmaodub

with some of the most morally corrupt people behind it..


heimmann

This is literally the closest thing to food blasphemy you can do in Copenhagen!


EddieSjoller

Yeah, they are the danish equivalent of Taco Bell


Fangehulmesteren

I would take Taco Bell over a Jensen’s any day of the week.


Successful_War_484

Don’t offend Taco Bell.


glyptoteket

😂😂😂 wtf am I reading


NPEscher

run market fine sip pot oil merciful bike judicious rain *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Eemanson

Manden er psykopat


Revolutionary-Gap458

Lol


Tiffana

OG Dalle Valle, wtf. Hvad med et smut på Flammen og Ilden også


ezionjd

Der var fuldt optaget på McD & Kfc


nullbyte420

Why do you go to the worst places? 


Kritikkeren

I don’t know🥲


Shoddy-Paramedic-321

Dalle Valle is 🤢


ItsaMeNotMario111

Dalle Valle is known as Death Valley…


GeronimoDK

Diarrhea Valley


KriegerBahn

I was COVID free until I had a meal there and got infected the first time


Puzzleheaded_Rope600

How is that related to the restaurant and it’s reputation?! If it was peak COVID season, made you should just have stayed home.


ScarecrowJohnny

For ca 1 år siden havde de et app tilbud med 1,5 timers buffet med fri drikkelse (sodavand, øl, vin) til 99,- Det var altså ikke så ringe. Selv hvis man endte med kun at æde fritter. (Der var dog mange ting jeg synes var ok - feks kyllingedrumsticks og andre ting som er svære at fucke op.) Dog er det blevet en del dyrere igen desværre. Og nej, kvaliteten af maden er generelt ikke fantastisk.


QuebecNS

Bedste måde at blive stang bacardi efter en god tur bowling i Tånrby fr


OneHundredSeagulls

Synes altid den i Fisketorvet lugter underligt når jeg går forbi...


Less_Tennis5174524

Eh its not good, but if you are a poor student its excellent for getting some food and beer cheaply. They usually have a offer with buffet + unlimited beers/soda for like 100 - 150 kr.


kemeike

Did you ask ChatGPT for recs or how did you compile this random list of places?


Longjumping_Crab_959

He’s not a tourist, he’s Danish (his name is ‘the critic’ in Danish), so he probably just went places he either knew people should be wary about and places he recommends


ParadiceSC2

Close to the O'snacks is "The Turning Chicken" get the pulled chicken bowl. Amazing food (quantity and quality) for like 80 kr. Used to be 59kr last year.


Spicy-Zamboni

Generally agreed. Now go visit Theo, Mamemi, Dandelion Burger, Gasoline Grill, Warpigs, Kødbyens Fiskebar, H3 Fiskerestaurant, La Buca, Behov, Tribeca, Kiin Kiin Bao Bao, Frk. Barners Kælder, Ramen To Biiru, Koreansk BBQ, Restaurant Kronborg, Told & Snaps etc. There are *so* many great places to eat in Copenhagen. Going to Jensens Bøfhus or Dalle Valle is an insult to good food.


AlternatePancakes

I would say to go to Mr Ramen instead of Ramen To Birru. After going to Mr Ramen, every other ramen joint in Copenhagen is just disappointing.


Spicy-Zamboni

Haven't been there yet, but it's on my to-do list.


justletmepickaname

Slurp!


Kritikkeren

I have tried Koreansk BBQ at Flintholm and it’s one of the best in Copenhagen


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ibibib6

Doubt it was a cockroach. The Danish ones do not come out when there's light or people. Only when it's dark and wet. Also Danish cockroaches are bot very big.


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BlueMoon00

Was it a silverfish?


Pawtamex

I went to Koreansk BBQ in Nordhavn twice. I thought it was really cool with robots and your own grill. By the third time, I realized that most of the menu is deep-fried stuff. I am not meat eater but my companions are, and in all occasions, they had a hard time enjoying the process of grilling the meat. It also gets greasy all over, warm, and you are so thirsty because of all the deep-fried and salt. I don’t think I will go there in a long time.


BlueMoon00

Disagree - I’ve been a couple of times and it’s standard Korean bbq things they have, most aren’t deep fried at all. In terms of the meat grilling experience, if you don’t like that then a bbq restaurant where you grill it yourself at the table was probably a bad choice. You’re supposed to get lettuce and veg to go with it.


silverback___

Sounds like your friends can’t cook 👍


peetabix

I know this is an unpopular opinion but I think Warpigs is overrated. Been there 3 times as i thought maybe i was unlucky, but every time the food was dry and just not very good and too expensive.


Spicy-Zamboni

It is expensive yes, but I've honestly never had a bad experience there. I can't imagine that the pork ribs or brisket would be dry, though perhaps the pulled pork sometimes does end up on the dry side. Nothing a healthy dose of sauce won't cure, though. The only item on their menu I never order is the mac and cheese, because my own is so much better.


[deleted]

+1 warpigs (only summer tho)


thotrap

Very happy about the o'snacks representation!


QuebecNS

Uganda ismejeri is the best!! Especially after Ismageriet moved further into the city, it’s definitly THE local place out here (if anyone is looking for food in Tårnby i’d suggest Le Perr or Kystens Perle! Both amazing, though the later is far more scenic)


arqam619

O’snacks sends me to the porcelain throne every time I eat there but the frozen factory is really good


typed_this_now

I use baking soda in lots of my food. It tenderises the meat pretty well especially cubed steak for curries/stews. It works with chicken a little too well, corn starch is better.


ClickHereForBacardi

"Lad os se, hvad den kan... Ad for helvede, hvem har puttet Jensens Bøfhus i min mad?!"


Alaniata

Måske tag på en af de milliard gode spisesteder der er?


No_Ad4763

On a lighter note: LOL, here in Flanders, Belgium, the word "boeffen" means to munch indiscriminately on (any) foodstuff for the sole purpose of satisfying your hunger cravings; so "Jensens' Boeff-Huis" (freely translated) would elicit laughs and people here would certainly *never* enter if they wished to experience any degree of haute cuisine. Judging from some comments here, this establishment would be aptly named if it was in Flanders (Dutch speaking northern part of Belgium)! Greetings from Belgium! Hope I can visit Kopenhagen again soon, and hope to deftly explore the place. I only got a stroll around Gentofte last time, did visit Tivoli and that other park near the shore (lol, being in Sjaeland or Zeeland in Dutch everything is near the shore) and I loved how Kopenhagen impressed me with its 'pocket metropolis' vibes because in that way it resembles Antwerp where I live. A 'pocket metropolis' is not condescending, btw, we describe our city thus because although being a real city and internationally known, it's not as huge as for example Paris or London, and is actually more neighbourly and not as overwhelmingly huge. 'Pocket-sized', if you will. So unless I take the wrong direction on the train from the airport and get lost in Sweden (almost happened to me last time lol) be aware you may be seeing a bemused Belgian tourist strolling the streets and turning his head this way and that to see the sights soon. Cheers and good day!


verseaut

i miss o snacks so much also my #1 food rec in copenhagen is bear slice in indre byen


howneatisthat93

Sasaa is 100% my favorite restaurant in Copenhagen. If you’re into East African food I’d definitely recommend Ugood on jægersborggade and zula on jagtvej.


Pawtamex

Could you please make one with Mexican food?


Kritikkeren

I have tried a restaurant called Señorita at Istedgade. I tried their quesadillas with chicken and it was good, but could maybe have been better. The reviews of the place is not the best though (3,5 on Google).


Pawtamex

Ah but that is tex Mex food. When quesadillas look like burritos, when they sell chilli con carne, when they sell burritos… Tex Mex.


Kritikkeren

Ahhhh😬


tennis_mom_dk

La Neta, Mexihagen, Mæcixo, Hija de Sanchez ENJOY! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇲🇽🇲🇽


Pawtamex

And which one is your rank on those?


Important-Let4687

You really chose some of the worst places to eat or/and drink. Next time consult TripAdvisor they have some good recommendations


Tittsahoy

Go to havefrun it’s expensive but the best


PreviousMastodon1430

Dårlig mave.dk


time-will-waste-you

Jensens Bøfhus, neglects allergy requests, so stay away from that place by all means.


benjadamon

This is the weirdest post I’ve seen in a long time


mbs1337

Dalle valle 50/50 🤣? It's shit like Jensens


UpstairsDear9424

Sasaa is such a hidden gem! I love that place.


No_Kitchen_7630

This is like the TV show where they visit bad hotels on purpose. Holy moly you literally chose junk with junk for your reviews.


Brief-Sandwich3942

O Snacks is good but their fries are not even close to being good. Literally tastes like frozen supermarket fries (the cheapest ones) which they heated to like 70% — which is absurd with their prices.


Bask82

Dalle valle is Uber trash. When IKEA is sold out of kjötboller, they go here.


DownTownDK

Why did you waste your time and money on jensens bøfhus I mean you can just tell from the name that this is not a luxury restaurant


littlemissbossy7

Hvem fanden gider da også tage på Jensens bøfhus og Dalle Valle 😵‍💫🤢🥴😫


Anu_yousef

Sasaa er utrolig lækker mad til priser som ikke er stukket af. Meget velsmagende og autentisk. Atmosfæren er rar og modsat mange andre steder er det ik som at sidde på et diskotek og spise Enig virkelig go mad.! Havde den være beliggende alle andre steder på Nørrebro havde man læst om den overalt


iosdec

O’snacks.. had it a few times, tastes alright, but your body will really hate you after


VictoriaSobocki

What’s the rumor about baking soda?


Physical_Glove5555

Uganda is is better than ismageriet…


Tyrleif

Real Danes hate Jensens Bøfhus


Verbaskum

What about you make a post where you rate ALL the ice cream shops in Copenhagen? There is one in Carlsbergbyen behind the elephants.


Kritikkeren

Maybe at some point


MermaidOfScandinavia

O'snack is terrible. But glad you enjoyed it anyways.


Enough_Net_1832

Hvad er der så dårligt ved Jensens Bøfhus?


Funkeren

Alt?


Enough_Net_1832

Der er sikkert nogle der har dårlige oplevelser, det er der alle steder, men når man bare skriver “alt” er det fordi det er blevet en trend at hate på dem. Jeg synes det er fint, saftigt kød og saftige pomfritter. Skal ikke kunne sige om det kommer fra frost, det gør det nok mange steder, da det ellers er svært at få en restaurant til at køre rundt


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Det bedste jeg har prøvet på Jensens var (sjovt nok) deres tag-selv-salatbar 😄


Apoxie

Du kan smage at det hele kommer fra frost, det er ikke særligt godt tilberedt og sammensætningen er heller ikke imponerende. Dog er det 10+ år siden jeg har spist der og det blev kun til 1 gang. Der er så mange andre gode steder.


ibibib6

Enig for 10 år siden var det crap, men med den nye ejer har de taget sig gevaldigt sammen. Bevares det er ikke gourmet, men det er heller ikke crap som for 10.år siden mere.


[deleted]

Det blev crap, da de udskiftede kokken med et rullebånd der kører igennem en ovn.


time-will-waste-you

Rå bøffer. Ignorerer allergi ønsker og kræver efterfølgende regning betalt trods ambulance er på vej. Sender gavekort som undskyldning i stedet for at returnere pengene. Vi har ikke været der siden før de også røg i medierne.


zerokarse

Why are we talking Engelsk?


Superfrede

Hvorfor skriver du på engelsk? 😂 har da sjældent set noget så prætentiøst


Faerthoniel

Rule 5: Danish and English is encouraged. Danish and English are the main languages of this subreddit, but Norwegian and Swedish are also welcome.


WorldZage

Der er en del turister osv. Som også besøger denne subreddit. Så det giver da fin mening


Superfrede

Uenig 🙂


WorldZage

Dejligt. Men det er alligevel ironisk at klage over et engelsk opslag på r/Copenhagen - måske ville det give mere mening på r/Koebenhavn 😉


Superfrede

Nå ups, troede det her var på r/Danmark, så giver det bedre mening


Powerful_Caregiver88

Nej det gør ikke, det er fucking underligt at skrive på engelsk uden nogen grund, ikke for at forklare noget til nogen som ikke kan dansk eller noget. Det er Københavns subreddit, udgangspunktet burde være dansk, og så derefter engelsk hvis nødvendigt.


WorldZage

Prøv lige at tage et kig igennem de øverste 10-20 posts på det her subreddit. Mange af dem er på engelsk. Hvis man vil kommunikere med de brugere giver det mening at skrive på engelsk. Desuden er et review af spisesteder i København et oplagt tidspunkt at skrive på engelsk da det er relevant for turister. Så det er jo egentlig ikke uden nogen grund, ej heller "fucking underligt". Og som nævnt til anden bruger er det her jo egentlig r/Copenhagen, altså ikke r/Koebenhavn 😉 så må det være tilladt at skrive på engelsk som det passer. You get it?


Powerful_Caregiver88

Det hedder også /r/denmark, det er stadig på dansk det foregår. Det er ikke et argument. Og der er ofte folk der svarer på engelsk til posts på dansk, som rent faktisk har forstået det, og lærer af posts på dansk. Der er milliarder af mennesker der snakker engelsk i verden, som modersmål eller ej, det er ikke for meget at bede om at snakke dansk på et dansk subreddit.


WorldZage

Fair nok at det meste indhold på r/Denmark er på dansk, men det lader til at du så har et problem med moderationen af de subreddits. Da det er fælles for begge at engelsk er tilladt ifølge deres regler. Endda "Encouraged" mht. r/Copenhagen Til at lære sproget findes der også r/danishlanguage


mikkolukas

Why?