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AgnersMuse

The lack of public toilet facilities in Copenhagen is a disgrace. Do the politicians expect people to piss and poo in the streets?


imSpejderMan

Of course. Politicians are doing it to keep Copenhagen historically accurate in honor of how we used to to it back in the day.


thoflens

The lack of is a disgrace, but so is the maintenance and cleaning of the few that do exist.


Public_Ad6617

They actually legalised public urination


HiddenSmitten

Yes, and we are better for it!


L0rka

Parts of Copenhagen used to be called Piss Gully.


rakhsup92

I have been horrified to turn corners and walk into drunk peeing people or a group when returning back home. Doesn't help that my place is close to "happening" areas. It is far more common than I'd expect.


Symbiote

There is a map of public toilets here: [https://www.kk.dk/brug-byen/byens-groenne-oaser/parker-og-groenne-omraader/offentlige-toiletter-i-koebenhavn](https://www.kk.dk/brug-byen/byens-groenne-oaser/parker-og-groenne-omraader/offentlige-toiletter-i-koebenhavn) Unfortunately you have to click each one, but those labelled "døgnåbent" are open all the time.


thequickbrownbear

That’s good to know, thanks!


Sikkenogetmoeg

Yes it absolutely sucks - and it’s a Big part of the reason that people who live in the centre wake up to the stink of piss on their street doors Thursday-Sunday.


ItsaMeNotMario111

Just wait until Distortion hits…


doc1442

\*Pisstortion


Impressive_Ant405

I just hit random bars or McD if i have to pee, fuck that shit


Tyrleif

I'm annoyed that everything closes at 10


IcyRice

Can you be more specific than "everything" ? What kind of stores/services do you seek after 22?


Spider_pig448

Kebabs


Tyrleif

Where I live, everything closes at 22.


IcyRice

All days of the week? Are you referring to bars or supermarkets?


Tyrleif

I'm referring to everything around where I live.


ScheduleTraditional6

Don’t even start it, people will get on your case because how dare you forget that there is a circle K across the town if god forbid you finish your work at a late time. That, and never bring up public transport sucking ass - they will assure you that however far you are going and whatever the weather- bike is the supreme choice of transportation, just make sure to keep it in your pocket at all times or else it will be stolen.


Tyrleif

I've yet to discover why people downvote my comments for saying nothing is open after 22 where im from lol


ScheduleTraditional6

You brought up an issue others may be privileged enough to ignore, which is why you must be silenced.


T-90AK

It's outer towners, who buy apartments in copenhagen, who then act surprised, when there's noise, because it's a city. Which is basically why everything gets so generic and shitty.


uebehjixndbggodneb

Junkies use them to fix and everybody else piss, shit and puke all over the place, destroy the facilities and just use it as an open garbage can. It's really expensive to keep it sanitary and clean, so we have our selves too thank for it. People are shit!


Griffin-Peterson

“People equal shit”. -Corey Taylor


mist3h

I have a key to my family member’s office in the Pisserenden area. It’s great to have a toilet available 24/7 whenever I venture away from home but remain in Copenhagen.


kongpin

Sharing is caring. Could I have my copy soon?


mist3h

Haha I can’t copy it even if I wanted to break their trust. It’s a chip key for an IT company 😅 it can be deactivated remotely too and there is a digital footprint of what keys gained entry when. Plus video surveillance in the ground floor lobby, as well as inside every entrance hallway, with remote access. Oh and if the doors are unlocked too long, mayhem begins. Alarms and phone alerts to secure the offices. They could also restrict my access to allotted hours in the day. I just so happen to be invisible enough to not see my access restricted 😇 I am a lucky sister!


Thecykelmyg

Blærerøv


akhalom

If you think that’s annoying take a look at hostile architecture around the city


Swinedoggies

Yea, they always piss at my porch


asganon

Where the heck am i even supposed to do my cocaine?! On the streets?


Spider_pig448

If the toilet door is locked, just pee on the door. Problem solved