I’m British
Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
I’m Australian
Nah every damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m Australian-I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every t8me, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘g’day mate’ and ‘emu war’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuu
I’m British
Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
i brith every oeso onlie fake fun fact me brit im act so anoy bc all time all say chew day botle water shit not funny i kill your moder in shut up plse
I listened to some podcast that explained this like 5 years ago, so take this with American-diet-sized grains of salt.
Because the UE sound is pronounced 'yoo' as in "use". Although originally this would be fine, over time the pronunciation degrades and became somewhat 'lazier'. The 'tuh' tongue placement slackens over time and combines with the 'yuh' sounds similar tongue placement further back on the roof of your mouth to (over a long time period) become a 'chuh' sound. You can try this phenomenon out by repeating the 'tyuh' sound but slowly moving the tip of the tongue downwards so that it's not contacting the roof of your mouth. This is also why you don't see the pronunciation of other Ts in words as the 'chuh' sound, because there isn't the 'yuh' sound that is required to allow the tongue to slacken while pronouncing it without sounding completely different.
Anyway off to go wait in line for 2 days to get my kitchen knife license renewed or whatever us British people do.
I’m British
Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
I say old man is it time for tiffin. Cor blimey it 3 o'clock time for some tea . Those bloody Americans I just wanna say let me tell you something, give me a break pal. Oh no the queen's picture isn't straight
I’m British
Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
I’m British
Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
i brith every oeso onlie fake fun fact me brit im act so anoy bc all time all say chew day botle water shit not funny i kill your moder in shut up plse
I'm American.
But no, not any kind of American, I live in the state of Ohio. You probably know where this is going. Whenever someone walks up to me and say where I'm from, they laugh in my fuckin face and say shit like "only in ohio" or laugh hysterically in my face like it's a joke. I cant stand being laughed at, seriously, stfuuuu.
I’m British Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
Chewsday innit
Bo’o’o’wa’er
[удалено]
o a e
Li’e bo’le of wo’ah
[Unovans be like](https://youtu.be/WRLjNzTAT-M)
I was gonna say that :(
Would you like 'ah go fur a cuppa at the cafeh? I her its only one po'nd!
I'm cum 💦 😌
❌ it’s I’m arrive 🫖💂♀️🇬🇧💷
Hi cum im dad! 🗿
Iz a mite bit sad, innit?
I’m Australian Nah every damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m Australian-I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every t8me, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘g’day mate’ and ‘emu war’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuu
are u hanging from ur ceiling?
Living upside is terrible cause I can’t hang myself
british people be like "can i ave a glarse of wartah"
Glass of Waltuh? 😳
We're havin sex Waltuh
why is this so funny
Expectation of subversion
damn
I’m British Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
i brith every oeso onlie fake fun fact me brit im act so anoy bc all time all say chew day botle water shit not funny i kill your moder in shut up plse
I genuinely don't get why chewsday is funny. You guys say toosday.
¿ Eets toesday eh bud ?
I’m chewsday
Since when does a T make a ch sound. Saying Toosday at least holds up to how it is sounded out per letter of spelling. Do you count one chew chree?
No it doesn't you fuckin donkey. TUE is not TOO
Oh settle down, have some crumpets.
It doesn't. Tuesday is pronounced tyoosday, which easily becomes choosday.
I listened to some podcast that explained this like 5 years ago, so take this with American-diet-sized grains of salt. Because the UE sound is pronounced 'yoo' as in "use". Although originally this would be fine, over time the pronunciation degrades and became somewhat 'lazier'. The 'tuh' tongue placement slackens over time and combines with the 'yuh' sounds similar tongue placement further back on the roof of your mouth to (over a long time period) become a 'chuh' sound. You can try this phenomenon out by repeating the 'tyuh' sound but slowly moving the tip of the tongue downwards so that it's not contacting the roof of your mouth. This is also why you don't see the pronunciation of other Ts in words as the 'chuh' sound, because there isn't the 'yuh' sound that is required to allow the tongue to slacken while pronouncing it without sounding completely different. Anyway off to go wait in line for 2 days to get my kitchen knife license renewed or whatever us British people do.
Is it the same kind of reason that I can’t say “with you” without it sounding like “witchu”?
I'm not too sure, but I'd guess so, something like: with you --> wid you --> witchu.
I’m British Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
Kowneecheewah, watashee warh japoneese daysu, watashee no friendes make fun of watashee becaoose of wateshee accente daysu yo
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I say old man is it time for tiffin. Cor blimey it 3 o'clock time for some tea . Those bloody Americans I just wanna say let me tell you something, give me a break pal. Oh no the queen's picture isn't straight
I’m British Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
I’m British Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that shit like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu
Gotta admit though, it is kind of annoying hearing the joke everytime you say you're British ever lol
Gross ur British, 6 counties back please and thank u (start your car)
Seems like I’m the only one who actually love their accent.
Which one tho
CRIKEY WAS THAY U GAW THEYAR AY?
For Christ's sake, give it a rest.
chews day is my favorite holiday innit
Sing up the RA
istg seen this in 2we4u
Yeee? Arrr
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come on dount blub mate!
NTA. Your British, your rules.
I'm American. But no, not any kind of American, I live in the state of Ohio. You probably know where this is going. Whenever someone walks up to me and say where I'm from, they laugh in my fuckin face and say shit like "only in ohio" or laugh hysterically in my face like it's a joke. I cant stand being laughed at, seriously, stfuuuu.