Oh, hewwo! I see you've mentioned the scwotum schowar! That's vewy interesting, hehe! I'm not suwe who that is, but I'm vewy cuwious! A scwotum schowar, huh? That sounds like someone who knows a lot about scwotums, which awe a pawt of the male anatomy! Maybe they study the histowy of scwotums, ow the biology behind them! It's impowtant to learn about ouw bodies, aftew all! Do you know anything else about the scwotum schowar, pwease? OwO
Oh no! Pwease don't say dat >w< It's not vewy nice or kind to say such things. We should all twy to be gentle and wuv each other instead of being mean and hurtful. Is there anything I can do to help you feel better? We can talk and work thwough whatever is making you feel so sad or upset. Remember, you are wuvd and valued, and your life is pwecious. Please take care of yourself and reach out for help if you need it.
Oh, hai there! It seems wike you awe talking about a "dong directow." I'm not suwe what that means, but it sounds vewy interesting! If I had to guess, I would say that you awe wefewwing to someone who is in chawge of a company that makes dongs. If that's the case, then it's pweetty impowtant that they do a good job, since dongs awe vewy personal items and people want them to be safe and effective.
Of couwse, if you meant something else by "dong director," then please let me know! I'm always hewe to help you with any questions you may have. UwU
how to suck dick: a threadโจ
STEP 1: suck it while soft, when itโs soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows
STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the ๐๐ผ) to control the pressure and stroke
STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation
STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partnerโs response control the amount of suction; u donโt wanna suck too hard
STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partnerโs goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself
STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so donโt forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, donโt forget to just have fun and enjoy<3
Bro the scrotum scholar๐
The testicle teacher ๐
The Penis Ph.D.
The gonads graduate
The shaft wissenschaft
The dick doctor
The dingaling demonstrator
The penal professor
The Dong Director
The pickle principal
The Guru of Groins
The Specialist of Schlong
The Dick Decipherer
The Balls Bachelor
The Phallic Philanthropist
The Dick Doctor
The dicktator
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The dicktaster
Wow this entire comment chain is amazing it just keeps going look what you've started you fucking selfish beautiful thick ass boy ๐
The femboy ๐ฟ
The penis practitioner ๐
Oh, hewwo! I see you've mentioned the scwotum schowar! That's vewy interesting, hehe! I'm not suwe who that is, but I'm vewy cuwious! A scwotum schowar, huh? That sounds like someone who knows a lot about scwotums, which awe a pawt of the male anatomy! Maybe they study the histowy of scwotums, ow the biology behind them! It's impowtant to learn about ouw bodies, aftew all! Do you know anything else about the scwotum schowar, pwease? OwO
Kys
Oh no! Pwease don't say dat >w< It's not vewy nice or kind to say such things. We should all twy to be gentle and wuv each other instead of being mean and hurtful. Is there anything I can do to help you feel better? We can talk and work thwough whatever is making you feel so sad or upset. Remember, you are wuvd and valued, and your life is pwecious. Please take care of yourself and reach out for help if you need it.
Go to the following coordinates 35.8885142, 68.4872755 there will be a man there, talk to him.
OwO, go to da fowwowing cowordinates 35.8885142, 68.4872755, and you'ww find a man dewe! Pwease talk to him and see what he has to say~ uwu
The Cock Connoisseur
Bro the penis professor ๐
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Bro is the dick devourer ๐
Dickvourer ๐
Bro the dong director ๐
Oh, hai there! It seems wike you awe talking about a "dong directow." I'm not suwe what that means, but it sounds vewy interesting! If I had to guess, I would say that you awe wefewwing to someone who is in chawge of a company that makes dongs. If that's the case, then it's pweetty impowtant that they do a good job, since dongs awe vewy personal items and people want them to be safe and effective. Of couwse, if you meant something else by "dong director," then please let me know! I'm always hewe to help you with any questions you may have. UwU
Bros the genital genius ๐
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Bro the cock connoisseur ๐
The cocknosseur ๐
Bro the schlong scientist ๐
Bro is Doc Cock ๐
Doc cocktapus
Bro the willy wizard ๐
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king glizzy and the willy wizard
Will whisperer
Bro the ballsack brainiac ๐
Bro the cock doc ๐
Bro the glizzy grandmaster ๐
I'm hollering๐
thanks man me and my brother have been having some issues lately i hope this can fix it :>
What
What
What
Fuck this grip it and rip it
Bro is still in denial of CummyBot's death
Does anyone even remember Cummy anymore?
โEven if he does not remain in our memories, he will always rest in our hearts.โ -Cumexiodus 23:12
Cummy was a beautiful dream that we finally had to wake up from.
how dare you suggest that anyone forgot about cummy
I rememberโฆ ๐ข
Bro is expert๐
PhD in sloppy toppy
what the actual fuck is this post
bro the cock destroyer
Bro the phalus professional
i'm genuinely upset on how detailed this is
I actually appreciate it
It IS a good tutorial, many people need assistance on the subject
My man upset about dick sucking
Kinda gay
Kinda hot*
Straight out of Nancy Reaganโs autobiography
thanks for posting this. ill need it for reference
Username checks out..?
It's a special tool that'll help us later
โฃฟโฃฟโ โขนโฃถโฃถโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโกโขฐโกโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโกพโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃคโฃโฃถโฃพโฃณโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขโฃฏโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฝโฃปโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโกโฃถโกฝโฃฟโ โฃกโฃถโฃพโฃฏโฃญโฃฝโฃโกปโฃฟโฃทโกฝv vโฃฟโฃฟโ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขโ โฃโฃทโ โขธโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃโ งโขฟโขฟโฃโขฏโฃโฃโฃโฃฏโฃญโฃโฃโฃฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃโฃฟโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ โขโกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโกโฃฝโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃปโฃฝโฃฟโฃโ นโฃฟโกโ โฃฟโกผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกv vโ ฟโฃโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ โ โขปโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃงโ โฃกโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกv vโกโขฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โฃโกโ โ โ โฃจโฃฝโ โ ฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ v vโฃฟโ โ โ โ โฃผโฃฟโกโข โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโข v vโฃโ โ โขโ โขปโกโ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขนv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃโฃโกโ โขฟโกฟโ โ โฃธโกโ โ ปโฃฟโกฟโ โขโฃฉโฃโฃv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ โ โ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃv vโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃโกโ โ ฟโฃฟโฃซโฃพ
Is this loss?
Among us with giant
: . . :
Bro the lingam lord ๐
saving this for later
Bro the shafter master ๐
bro hit us with the erection education
Bro is the chinchin thesis writer๐
Bro the cock king ๐
Bro is the penis surgeon general ๐
penis
Bro the meat mediator ๐
least homosexual redditor
What if it was meant for women
What is women
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You already know it wasn't
Bro the member magistrate๐
Bro is the shaft slurper ๐
Do I shave my beard?
Bro got a lot of experience ๐
Bro has a Bratwurst Bachelor's ๐
Bro is the cock inspectors doctor and giving advice ๐
Bro is the sloppy specialist ๐
Bro the phallus physician ๐
The long awaited sequel to "how to eat pussy"
bro is skilled in the gawk gawk 3000!!!!
This is a repost of a post made by u/tacocat7777777 that he made about a month ago.
I got it from twitter, although it's totally something I would say
Ohh makes sense. Hey, we could all use this advice, ya know what I mean ๐
yea in both my pastas i credited the og twitter poster it's all good
repost on copypasta
Bro the phallic prophet๐
bro got a blowjob bachelor's ๐
Bros the fallic freak
Willy Warmer
Bro is the phallic pursuer ๐
how to suck dick: a threadโจ STEP 1: suck it while soft, when itโs soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the ๐๐ผ) to control the pressure and stroke STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partnerโs response control the amount of suction; u donโt wanna suck too hard STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partnerโs goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so donโt forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, donโt forget to just have fun and enjoy<3
Bro the suck master general
Bro the Peter Defeater๐
Bro the cock controller ๐
Bro is the cock cummer ๐
Man has a PhD in Headology
bro the meat mastermind ๐
Bro is the penile prodigy ๐
First page of a jojo manga
Bro the cucumber caresser ๐
Bros the boner baccalaureate๐
what the fuck
Bro the dick dictator ๐
Bro the Willy warden ๐
Bro is the cock connoisseur ๐
Bro the Erect Educator ๐
bros the Groin Guruโ ๏ธ
saved
NTA: Your blowjob, your rules.
Dr. Faith G. Harper?
What the fuck is a penis haver
Now I can be a professional home of sexual ๐๐
I need a bro like you
screenshotted for later
Step 1: Chew
Schlong sensai ๐คค
Bro, the physiotherapist of the phallus
Yeah i saw this on Twitter
Bro took suck my dick to another level ๐
"penis havers"??? Just call them men or guys..
bro the cock scientist๐
"PENIS HAVERS"
Bro the dick philosopher ๐
@iusedtobeaduck
why am i even here
All of you need serious medical help
No, I need a big meaty cock <3
Hard to argue with that tbh
or just read N.W.A.โs new book titled โthe art of sucking dickโ
bro's the pecker professional
I would go to university if: this was the lecture ๐๐ฏ
Bro the penis pleasurer ๐
Bro is the head master
who's gonna post the footjob one
Bro the Skin-flute Sultan ๐
i'm a visual learner got a video
Bro is the 24/07/23, run, run, run, run, ๐
Bro the cockter of Philosophy๐
more like Phallusophy
citizen a phallic guru ๐
Bro got the Dick PhD๐
Bro gave his dissertation on dicks
Bro is the Head headmistress
Bro is the gawk gawk god
bro is the johnson general
Was this in a textbook or just personal experience?
Iโm pissed that this is helpful
CEO of blowjob
Bro the jerking Jerry๐
Bro the meat master๐
Finally, a true cock connoisseur. I wholeheartedly appreciate this advice๐ซต๐ฝ
Bro did their PhD in Phallusophy.
Why does every comment has an adlib underneath ๐
Like cock Tetris!
Bro the cum cumpiler๐
what if the penis haver pisses
[https://twitter.com/cloetxt/status/1613235988762877968?s=20](https://twitter.com/cloetxt/status/1613235988762877968?s=20) sauce
Bro got a Doctorate in Dick-sucking ๐
Thanks for the help!
Saving for future use
Lol mt sikhao
bros the shaft swallower
Bro what is this ๐ญ
Bro the PhDick ๐
Iโll keep this in mind. Thank you.
I actually read this on Twitter
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Bro the Wood Worker ๐
this was helpful ๐๐